All Episodes

Episode 89. "The Clarity of Miscommunication"

Episode. 88 (The Lost Tapes) "While The Cat's Away..."

Episode 87 "Chalk & Cheese and Olympic Roly-Polys"

Episode 86 "Penny Farthings & Coffee W@nkers"

Episode 85 "It's World Monkey Day!"

Episode 84. "There's a Rat in me Citroen"

Episode 83. "Tom's Packed Schedule"

UWP Ep. 82 "Gift Voucher Admin Sh*tstorm"

Episode 81 "Some VERY Good News"

Episode 80. "I didn't know Jeff did that!"

Episode 79 "What's your favourite macerator?"

Episode 78. "Number 8 for Fabric Care Advice"

UWP EP. 77 "Tesco Sex Doll"

UWP Ep. 76 "Brown Owls Rogue Heroes"

UWP EP. 75 "AI & An Equinox of Dropped B@llocks"

Episode 74. "No Respect for The Bird Scarer"

Ep. 73 "Yoga Transfer Window"

Ep. 72 "The Glaze of Confusion"

Ep. 71 "Where did The Queen Really stand on Vimto?"

Episode 70 "Yoga Yoga"

Episode 69 "Christmas Special 2024"

Episode 68. "Coffee W@nkers"

Episode 67 "The Pendulum swing of Health and Safety"

Episode 66. "Pure Panorama"

Ep. 65 "Total Eclipse of The Brain"

Episode 64. "The Devil's Washing Machine"

Episode 63 - LIVE - "Straight Outta Buxton"

Episode 62 "It's Raining Worms"

Episode 61 "Gustave Eifel's Soil Stack"

Episode 60 "Murder at the Tip?"

Episode 59 "Hamster Jail-break"

Episode 58. "Pouring Urine into the back of a Citroen"

Episode 57. "Special Guest - Marcus Brigstocke"

Episode 56. "New York New York"

Episode 55. "Throwing Up into a Rabbit Jelly-Mould"

Episode 54. "You're Never on Terra firma with Clearance Sushi"

Episode 53. "The Return of Dahood Eriquat"

Episode 52. "Is that Cheese?"

Episode 51. "A Triumphant Return to Pant Cage Journalism"

Episode 50 "There's a shield bug in the locker room!"

Episode 49. "Mains Milk on Tap"

Episode 48. "Poetry of The Pant Cage & The Christmas Blanking Plate Debacle"

Episode 47. "Might as well put the macerator on with the light"

Episode 46. "Toucan Upgrade"

Episode 45 "Tom's lowlights"

Episode 44. "China in Your Hands"

Episode 43. "The Least Rock and Roll Thing Ever"

Episode 42. "Basically Wearing My Hairdresser's Emotions"

Episode 41. "The Utter Minefield that is 'Public Speaking' "

Episode 40. "The Pinking Shear Front and Centre"

Episode 39. "A Bit of Tommy Time"

Episode 38. "Casserole of Boiled Ham & Pants

Episode 37. "Just enter Offer code TOM & ROB at Checkout"

Episode 36. "The Chilling Return of 'name redacted."

Episode 35. "Post-op Unbaked Garlic Baguettes"

Episode 34. A Real "Scissors down" moment

Episode 33. "Weeping in the rain to Jeff Buckley"

Episode 32. "Equality in Pant Cage Journalism"

Episode 31. "Compost in my Pants"

Episode 30. Failure to Launch

Episode 29. "National Pant Cage Census"

Episode 28. "Pant Cage Cultural Exchange"

Episode 27. "The Power of Sausage Rolls"

Episode 26. Tom's Dad V Nick Clegg

Episode 25. "Lost Property"

Episode 24. "Socks and Pants"

Episode 23. "Keiser Sose the Musical"

Episode 22. "Jean destroys The Matrix"

Episode 21. "Car Share Special"

episode. 20 'A bit "Jan-Feb"'

Episode 19. The Ultimate Cliffhanger

Episode 18. Entente Cordiale!

Episode 17. "The Wire"

Episode 16. Unspoken aggressive hoover repair contract

Episode 15. Gaby Roslin fell into the Chicken House

Episode 14 'Huge News!'

Episode 13. It's always Episode 13

Episode 12. The BBC Radio Sheffield soil-stack debacle

Episode 11. Severe plumbing issues

Episode 10. The 'Get Back Sessions'

Episode 9. "Stairs up to the Bedrooms"

Episode 8. 1 Part Cement, 3 parts sand?

Episode 7. "Powder Keg"

Episode 6. "Two Soups!"

Episode 5. The Power of Porridge!

Episode 4. "That can snap into synch on a hen-do"

Episode 3. Opening up a hairdressers

Episode 2. Saunas, Streakers & Tom's Essential Oils

Episode 1 - The Beginning