All Episodes

EP221 | We Both Lick it Out

EP220 | SEX ROBOT TEACHERS & NAKED STONEHENGE

EP219 | THE CHEESECAKE WAS FOREPLAY…

EP218 | HUMAN DOGS, £12.50 TEA & AIRPORT ANIMALS

EP217 | STICKY BALLS, SWINGERS & THE BINDICATOR

EP216 | Camera Up My What?! Weddings, Water Taxis & The M&S Bag Scandal | Topicopedia EP216

EP215: Viral Spiders, Slushie Machines & The Murder Theory That Made No Sense

EP214: Starmer Quits 🍾 Haunted Ducks & The World’s Stupidest eBay Purchases

Topicopedia EP213.mp3

EP212 | Website Hacked, Frozen Murder & Beans on Toast

EP211 | DELETE ME THEN: Facebook Meltdowns, Y2K Regrets & The Warcraft Murder

EP210 | IKEA Screws, Sexy Priests & The Murderous Nurse

EP209 | EP209 | THE EGGS EXPLODED & SO DID THE EPISODE

EP208 | RAT SH*T CRUISES & ONE-STAR MELTDOWNS: The Internet Has Lost It

EP207 | EP 207 | 69 SH*TS & A WHEELIE BIN: Topicopedia’s Most Unhinged Episode Ever

EP206 | EP206 | She’s A 4, But She Can Reach The Yellow... 🍭

EP205 | How to Sell Your Farts in a Jar (For Big Money)

EP204 | Kong Strong, Cardboard, and Cold Cases

EP203 | Dissolving Bodies & Whey Too Much Protein

Ep202 | The Easter Episode That Probably Shouldn’t Eggcist…

Ep201 | Chuck Norris Didn’t Die… He Just Stopped Listening to Us

Ep 200 | We Promised to Behave for Episode 200… That Was a Lie

EP199 | Spicy Bites, Viral Delights & Things That Go Bump in the Night

EP198 | Someone Set a Holiday Inn on Fire… And Got Away with It

EP197 | Epstein & The Alien Cult That Waited for a UFO (Heaven's Gate)

Ep 196 | Murder, Memes & Morals Thrown Fully Out the Window

Ep 195 | Poison, Memes, and Inappropriate Tension

Ep 194 | Suitcases & Subtle Soul-Snatchers

Ep 193 | Everyone’s Faking It, Including Us

Ep 192 | We Probably Shouldn’t Have Put This One Out

EP191 | The Toxic Water Cover Up They Wanted You To Forget PLUS Murder In Plain Sight

EP190 | This Podcast Has More Drama Than Your Family WhatsApp

EP189 | What’s a SFW Wank?

The Fight Before Christmas

Podmas 2025 | Episode 24

EP188 | Our Christmas Episode Got WAY too Naughty… Oops!

Podmas 2025 | Episode23

Podmas 2025 | Episode 22

Podmas 2025 | Episode 20

Podmas 2025 | Episode 19

Podmas 2025 | Episode 18

Podmas 2025 | Episode 17

Ep 187: They Blocked Me Because of a DREAM?! Episode 187 Gets Petty

Podmas 2025 | Episode 15

Podmas 2025 | Episode 14

Podmas 2025 | Episode 13

Podmas 2025 | Episode 12

Podmas 2025 | Episode 11

Podmas 2025 | Episode 10

Ep186 | Kids Said WHAT in Public?! — Plus The Mystery of the Toxic Lady!

Podmas 2025 | Episode 9

Podmas 2025 | Episode 8

Podmas 2025 | Episode 7

Podmas 2025 | Episode 6

Podmas 2025 | Episode 5

Podmas 2025 | Episode 4

EP185 | One Simple Task Broke Us Both (Emotionally AND Physically)

Podmas 2025 | Episode 3

Podmas 2025 | Episode 2

Podmas 2025 | Episode 1

EP184 | The One Where Even Ugg Slippers Have a Better Love Life Than Us

Podmas 2025 | Episode 21

EP183 | Thunder, Threats & Thirst Traps: Greek Gods Get Gritty Day Jobs

Podmas 2025 | Episode 16

EP182 | Your Brain Is Lazy — Here’s How to Make It Work for You

EP181 | MIL Mayhem & Messy Matrimony

EP180 | The Haunted, the Hilarious, and the Horrifying

EP179 | Roasted, Toasted, and Ever So Slightly Corrupted

EP178 | Pints, Peculiarities & Perversions

EP177 | Deep, Wet & Overqualified

EP176 | Myths, Mishaps & Mystery in the Mile High Club

EP175 | Riding Up, Going Down, and Getting Off on the Wow! Signal

EP174 | Thicker Jackets, Thicker Brains, and Even Thicker Innuendo

EP173 | Potholes, Penises, and Paranormal Pixels

EP172 | Desserted by Our Spoons

EP171 | Snackcidents, Wrong Answers & Vanishing Acts

EP170 Bonnie Blue’s Teeth are Just a Filter for Hair

EP169 | Dial-Up Climax

EP168 | She Put WHAT in Her Mouth?! (Plus a Snowstorm Mystery That'll Freeze Your Blood)

EP167 | Cocktails, Conspiracies & Henry VIII's Dating Profile

EP166 | Gallons of the Stuff Exploded all Over the Curtains

EP165 | Acoustic Direction and Optimal Bowel Performance

Les Keen & Jem French Full Convo | Bill Bricks | Telly Secrets | Social Media

EP164 | Sh¡tting (Bill) Bricks

EP163 | The Weapon of Ass Destruction

EP162 | Maybe She Choked

EP161 | Sounds Like Something You’d Get Your Bonnie Blue Waffle Served In

EP160 | There’s No Way I Could Take Off ✈️ Until I’ve Dropped Off 💩

EP159 | You’re Not Getting Anywhere Near My Buried Treasure With That!

EP158 | Murder, Moaning, and Maritime Mischief

EP157 | Axe Wounds & Attitudes

EP156 | Happy Birthday to Us! ** LIVE Recording**

EP155 | Everyone Knows You Don’t Use The Toilet on the Beach

EP154 | I Was Having A Wank & Shot The Dog

EP153 | What’s Brown & Half Eaten?

EP152 | I almost Peed My Pants In Penzance!

EP151 | So Strap-in, Or Strap-on, And Let’s Get Into It!

EP150 | I Want to Throw Red Hot Metal at Children

EP149 | Have You Tried McDonald’s New Happy Ending Meals?

EP148 | About a Nun & Her Dinglenuts

EP147 | Ste Has Been Elevated to God Status

EP146 | He Hoisted Himself Up the Thick Trunk, Peering into the Hollow Below

EP145 | You Can Either Have a Blue Tick or a Blue Waffle, You Can’t Have Both!

EP144 | An Inch & a Half Isn’t Enough to Properly Handle

EP143 | What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA? | VALENTINES SPECIAL

EP142 | I Don’t See The Need For That Wobbly Bit Whatsoever

EP141 | Almost As Filthy As Harvey Price’s TikTok Comments

EP140 | They All Have The Same Last Name In Cornwall

EP139 | If Wits Were Dynamite You Wouldn’t Have Enough to Blow Your Hat Off

EP138 | Imagine Being Out-Wanked By Peru

EP137 | Happy New Year!

Podmas 2024 | OUTTAKES!

The Kings Peach

EP136 | *HIC* A VERY Merry BINGO!!

Nicole & Ste’s 12 Days of Podmas

Podmas 2024 | Episode 24

Podmas 2024 | Episode 23

Podmas 2024 | Episode 22

Podmas 2024 | Episode 21

Podmas 2024 | Episode 20

Podmas 2024 | Episode 19

EP135 | With All Due Respect It’s Almost Christmas. Sorry, Please.

Podmas 2024 | Episode 18

Podmas 2024 | Episode 17

Podmas 2024 | Episode 16

Podmas 2024 | Episode 15

Podmas 2024 | Episode 14

Podmas 2024 | Episode 13

Podmas 2024 | Episode 12

EP134 | If The Weather Fails I Can Always Please Myself With My Carrots

Podmas 2024 | Episode 11

Podmas 2024 | Episose 10

Podmas 2024 | Episode 9

Podmas 2024 | Episode 8

Podmas 2024 | Episode 7

Podmas 2024 | Episode 6

Podmas 2024 | Episode 5

EP133 | D’ya Think It Sounds Like a Glass Filling Up When Someone’s Getting Their A-hole Peed Into?

Podmas 2024 | Episode 4

Podmas 2024 | Episode 3

Podmas 2024 | Episode 2

Podmas 2024 | Episode 1

EP132 | R.I.P Nicole

EP131 | I’m Founding the Sock Society, Where We Sell Socks Singularly 😏

EP130 | The New Testament: God’s Second Novel

EP129 | Ste & Nicole Take You Deep (And Quite Wide)

EP128 | HALLOWEEN 2024

EP127 | Mr Amazon & Mr Apple

EP126 | “I Accidentally Right Swiped My Niece On Tinder”

EP125 | You’ve Only Got To Eat Her Out Once And That’s It, Game Over!

EP124 | Like, Man’s Out Here Falling In Love With Objects

EP123 | We Shall Consult The Oracle Known as Urban Dictionary

EP122 | Wrong On So Many Levels

EP121 | It’s Giving Brat

EP120 | Thank You For Supporting My Melons (They Need All The Support They Can Get)

EP119 | Let Us Know What You’d Like Us To Hear Us Insert

EP118 | All I Can Think About Is Manholes

EP117 | It Farted In My Mouth!

EP116 | They’re Orgasm Pillows For Your Feet

EP115.5 | BONUS MIDSUMMER EPISODE

EP115 | The Hairdressers Are Opening Up a Portal & The Devil Shits on Your Hair

EP114 | NO TOILET TALK FOR A WHOLE HOUR!!

EP113 | One Too Many Pazazzles For My Liking!

EP112 | The Noble Past time of Farting

EP111 | Oh Wow, Stroke It Harder Baby

EP110 | He Can’t Even Die Right

EP109 | If You Come Inside Me I’ll Cut Muffins

EP108 | A Lady Goes to the Doctor With Lettuce Sticking Out of Her Knickers

EP107 | I’m Getting The D

EP106 | There’s no Salad Cream Without Salad Cocks

EP105 | Why Does The Tesla Truck Look Like a 90’s GTA1 Render?

EP104 | Would You Like a Banana Cream Pie?

EP103 | Dirty Delete

EP102 | Soft Warmup

EP101 | I Need The Clap

EP100 | **SPECIAL GUEST** Turning My Bike Around in Niagra Falls

EP99 | I have Converted to the Church of Vinted

EP98 | I Get Wet For Carrot Cake

EP97 | The Fridge Doesnt Fart When You Pull Out The Meat

EP96 | He Was Rubbed Out

EP95 | Poophemisms

EP94 | How Does a Mole Know Which Way is Up?

EP93 | I’ll Have a Tit’s Worth Please!

EP92 | It’s Not Fair that Some People Have Five Inches When Others Have Seven!

EP91 | I Hope You Like dragons, Because I’ll be Dragon My Balls Across Your Face tonight

EP90 | Probably Our Most Offensive Episode Yet

EP89 | Fart Geography

EP88 | After That Performance I Think We Should Go Our Separate Ways

EP87 | We Can’t Let France Beat us on PornHub!

EP86 | **BEST BITS OF 2023** Do You Think Anyone Who Listens To Us Are Sensible Adults?

EP85 | Free Pizza Hut Topping

EP84 | Getting That Scummy Bit off Your Knob Top

*Podmas 2023* EP24 | Annnnnd That’s a Wrap!

*Podmas 2023* EP23 | Merry Christmas & That Hamster up Your Ass

*Podmas 2023* EP22 | Most Played Christmas Songs of 2023

*Podmas 2023* EP21 | Worst Gifts Ever Received

EP83 | MERRY CHRISTMAS YA FILTHY ANIMALS

*Podmas 2023* EP20 | Sending *Satisfactory* Wishes For a Very Special Season

*Podmas 2023* EP19 | If You Don’t Like Someone, Don’t Get Them Coal, It’s Actually Worth Something

*Podmas 2023* EP18 | We Like to go Raw Don’t We

*Podmas 2023* EP17 | This Sounds Like a Description For a Dildo

*Podmas 2023* EP16 | My Mom’s Farts

*Podmas 2023* EP15 | Frizz on Your Jizz

*Podmas 2023* EP14 | Cuck on a Duck

EP82 | I Wouldnt Pay $50 to have a Lentil on my Face

*Podmas 2023* EP13 | There’s More to Fill as You Get Older

*Podmas 2023* EP12 | Fiiiive Praaaaaawn Riiiiiings

*Podmas 2023* EP11 | I’m Not Surprised But I Am Disappointed

*Podmas 2023* EP10 | I’m Just Gonna Bang Everyone

*Podmas 2023* EP9 | It’s Warm, Moist, & Creamy

*Podmas 2023* EP8 | Let’s Both be Naughty and Save Santa a Trip this Year

*Podmas 2023* EP7 | They’re Sending Me a Crusty Postman Now :(

EP81 | Can You Send Me a Picture of Your Balls Later?

*Podmas 2023* EP6 | I Love a Good Sh*t in the Hallway

*Podmas 2023* EP5 | King of the Bean

*Podmas 2023* EP4 | Whamageddon Has Rules.

*Podmas 2023* Ep3 | You’ve Got to Lay it Before the Bangs then the Stuffing Comes Last

*Podmas 2023* EP2 | Never One to Turn Down a Sausage

*Podmas 2023* Ep1 | My Parents Know How to Give us all a Really Good Bang!

EP80 | I’m Not in a Good Mood | RANTY EPISODE

EP79 | A Nice, Tight, Juicy, Wet… ?????

EP78 | I’m More Disaster Chef than Master Chef

EP77 | Prep is for P*ssies

EP76 | I Promise I Won’t Come Inside

EP75 | Cursed Doll | A Halloween Special

EP74 | You Know You’re Old When You Get Excited About Getting a New Tumble Dryer

EP73 | DIKAS: You Know You’re in the Right Place if You Can See Both

EP72 | I Was Dick Slapped in an Old PS2 Game

EP71 | Can We Make a ‘Calorie Refund’ a Thing?

EP70 | They Have Some Weird Fish in South Africa

EP69 | The Under-Boob Sweat is so Real Right Now

EP68 | Love Is… Turning Your Bike Around & Receiving a Blumpkin

EP67 | Who is the Most Popular Guy at the Nudist Colony?

EP66 | Why Do Walruses Love a Tupperware Party?

EP65 | I Love a Muffin, Me

EP64 | For that Price I want Cocaine

EP63 | Clitoris St Mary - The 8th Wonder of the World

EP62 | Farting Urinal Guy

EP61 | Lavatorial Profanity

EP60 | Why is Diarrhoea Hereditary?

EP59 | I’ve Been Doing ‘Being Wet’ Wrong my Whole Life

EP58 | Seven Inches is Enough!

EP57 | What do You Call a Cheap Circumcision?

EP56 | I’m Not Squirting it at You, Darlin’!

EP55 | Dogging License Training

EP54 | Can I Get Red Sauce on My Fish Fingers Please?

EP53 | I Flashed Him my Arse

EP52 | HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOPICOPEDIA

EP51 | Please Use Dildos Responsibly

EP50 | Petty Party

EP49 | For Rectal Use Only

EP48 | Have You Heard of Cole’s Law?

EP47 | Hippocrocatrollpigs Belong in the Jungle

EP46 | You Can’t Have an Unevenly Distributed Load (or Dry Beans)

EP45 | You Killed your Nan with a Ridiculously Over-sized Buttplug that you Bought from Amazon?

EP44 | You’ve Gotta Have a Little Sniff of Your Box Now and Then

EP43 | They’ve Got Me on Speed Dial

EP42 | It’s Not Gon’ Slide Down Easy if it Ain’t Cheesy

EP41 | Homemade Bungee Jumping Cords Don’t Work as Well

EP40 | A Bit of Shrapnel to Pop on the Fridge When I get Home

EP39 | Well, I Thought She Just Farted

EP38 | Much Betta!

EP37 | Can I Pee in the Sink?

EP36 | I Need to Pop onto PornHub a Minute, Boys

EP35 | What’s in Nicole’s Box?

EP34 | That was Surprisingly Filling

EP33 | BEST of TOPICOPEDIA 2022

EP32 | Baked Bean Farts for Luck & Prosperity

EP31 | *CHRISTMAS SPECIAL*

EP30 | Taylor Swift aint got Shit on Me, Bro!

EP29 | IN THE SIGHT OF SOUND | Topicopedia x CJ Peterson

EP28 | My Postman Can Click Me in Any Day, Darlin’

EP27 | There’s Nothing Quite Like Farting in a Crowded Club

EP26 | I Didn’t Know Until I Knew

EP25 | Could You Check My Balls for Me to See if I’m Alive?

EP24 | When You F*ck Up Your Latin Homework & Demon Shows Nexts to You

EP23 | *HALLOWEEN SPECIAL*

EP22 | A Greasy Box to Put Your Bone In

EP21 | Dogs Are NOT Polite About Waking You Up

EP20 | Ste’s Mouse Jiggler

EP19 | Sit on My Face so I Can Eat My Way to Your Heart?

EP18 | I’m a Big Sucker

EP17 “You Need to Stand Up for Yourself & What You Believe & Sometimes Kick Some Ass” -Elizabeth II

EP16 | Why is Plymouth Like Las Vegas?

EP15 | Double Dip

EP14 | M.O.G

EP13 | 33 Fights

EP12 | Explosive Farting

EP11 | I Can’t Forget the Semen on Your Face as You Were Leaving

EP10 | I Just Want To Get Off

EP9| Out of Nowhere This Head Came Through the Window

EP8 | Uncle Jerry’s Dick Pic

EP7 | The World’s Being Run By Chihuahuas

EP6 | Brown Willy

EP5 | A Pie on a Barm

EP4 | Binley Mega Chippy

EP3 | Guard Your Pasty

EP2 | Pill Popping Interlude

EP1 | Bonjour Mein Amigos!