All Episodes
Unwise Girls — 261 episodes
250: We Finally Wise Up
249: Repress and Move On
248: This Episode is Banned in Norway
247: Doomsquirting
246: Boys B. Hogtying
245: Vaping in the Club with Grover
244: NTR Pizza
243: Polyamory Achieved
242: Sea of Monsters Resurrections
241: Less Lethal Octopodes
240: The Great Not-Cishet Tierlist
239: We Visit a Very Special Camp
238: Back to Brunch
237: Dadslop, Two Ways
236: Yank-Brained ( + an important announcement!)
235: Nihilism Percy
234: The Beach That Makes You Young
233: He Wants His Special Cup
232: ...Now Zane Carver is Our Best Friend?
231: Friendship Ended With Nico di Angelo...
230: Conditions of Absolute Reality
229: Don't Call Them Monsters, Bro!
228: The One Where We Miss The Kane Chronicles
227: Will Solace Huge Cargo Shorts
226: Nico Get iPad
225: Mr. B
224: A Measured Response
223: Mussolini's Favorite Booster Pack
222: Nyx This Whole Thing
221: Nectarine
Nectar of the Pods: Episode 142 - We Do A Revolution
220: The Final Fujo
219: Grip That Darkness
218: Like Taking Ragebait from a Baby
217: Requiem for a Care Bear
216: The Niccolò 64 Stairs
215: You Must Listen! (to our podcast :D)
214: The Blank Bead
213: Absolute Apollo
212: Canceled to an Impermanent End
211: The Kerfuffle of Manhattan
210: Big Asterisk On That
209: You Really Trogged This One Up
208: Now Let's Do a Silly One
207: Honey She Gray
206: The Rise of Richolas
205: Spring Break - The Cursed Carnival
204: Spring Break - Professional Wrestling
203: Spring Break - Misericorde
202: Spring Break - Tom Taylor's Nightwing
201: Spring Break - A Memory Called Empire
200: Spring Break - Meet the Hosts
199: Spring Break - Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
198: No Ships Have Sailed
197: Frankanda Forever
196: Ptolemaic Rizzler
195: Just Date His Sister
194: Angry Girls World Premiere
193: Power Trios
192: Oppa Pollo Style
191: The Cancellation of Porkpie
190: Teen Godlings Go!
189: Losing Our Spark
188: Joe Walsh's Last Stand
Nectar of the Pods: Episode 142 - We Do a Revolution
187: Monarch Crush Monday
186: Divorce That Demigod
185: Kneeless In Palm Springs
184: Pokemon Go to the Gas Leak
183: My Son, the Shadow Man
182: License and Resignation
181: Doge Poetry
180.5: The Road to Ground Control 2024
180: Commodus Gets Flushed
179: Grinding Griffin Rails
178: Getting Lit All Over Again
177: Trappy McTrapface's Revenge
Nectar of the Pods: Episode 100 - The Widower's Two-Step
176: The Eight Linguistic Labors of One Janey Shivers
175: Shadows Under the Colossus
174: There Once Was a Man From Olympus
173: Basically Crucifixion
172: Horrible Herstories
171: No More Luke Trauma
170: Monsieur Beast
169: A Portrait of Our Queer Elders
168: Bisexual Amnesty
167: That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Sixteen Year Old Pervert
166: In Memory of Blitzstone
165: That Just Stinks
164: Here's How Odin Can Still Win
163: Torture Prison is Good*
162: The Skittys and the Wailords
161: Strong Male Friendship
160: Own Goal Car Bomb
Nectar of the Pods: Episode 69 - Big Red Tequila
159: Thank You, The British
158: The Orange Man Bad Cometh
157: Magnus's Cousin's Boyfriend with the Prius
156: Put That Girl on T
155: Taco Bell xD
154: Aaahhh~
153: Fear of the Year
152: iPhone Before God
151: Live! From the Hole
150: Death by HOA
149: Fury of the Squirrel
Nectar of the Pods: Episode 111 - Iron and Nectar
148: Turngoat
147: Magnus Chaser
146: Jack and TJ Get Their Groove Back
145: A Mid Journey's End
144: The Naiad Connection
143: Stephusbandry
142: Underwear Deflation
141: True Trickster Drip
140: The Secret Origins of Task Force X!
139: Misogyny-Sized Wolf
138: Rules for Dating my Teenage Frost Giantesses
137: Lost in the Memes Mine
136: Tefli and Kefli
135: Metamorphosis (Freya's Version)
134: Edit Out Those Whiskers!
133: Elves These Days
132: The God of Rational Centrism
131: Miku Binder Thomas Jefferson, Jr.
130: Looking a Bit Saxony
129: A Tale of Tip and Tang
128: Your Brain on Hetero
127: Mementos for Zigzog
126: A Beautiful Baby Chuck
125: Unwise Zeus
124: The Riordan Repeat
123: Chekhov's Goo
122: The Unicorn Draft
121: Doctor BAMF
120: Send This Boo Boo Bryce To The Shadow Realm
119: Femcel Sweet Femcel
Unwise Thems (SHOW SWAP) - The Golden Compass - Chapter 12
118: The Bond/Shaw Binary
117: Uncle Ricky
116: Catholic Blogging Blues
115: His Odyssey Home
114: Coming Out of the Dark
113: The Buffett Torment Elevator
112: Just Six Days From Retirement
111: Dude, You Were Born This Way!
110: Leov Island
109: A Real Dog of a Bloke
108: Pregnant Chuck Norris
107: Nico the Ninth
106: Sciron's Soles
105: Deppification
104: Blep Incorporation
103: The Kronos Particle
102: Neptune's Little Trident
101: Farting Animal Noises
Unwise Girls Play: Sleepaway Part 1
Unwise Girls Play: Sleepaway Part 0
100: The Big One (Zero Zero)
99: Wonder Bread and Circuses
98: Lance's Big Smooth Head
97: The Leo Valdez Praise Hour
96: Lost Mine of MacGyver
95: Approved by the Dolphin Board
94: Chad v Incel: A Dissection
93: Certified Gank Moment
92: Riordan's Trick
91: Phorskin
90: The Astounding Adventures of Lightning Boy
89: Heterosexuality Affirmations
88: Mommy's Chaste Era
87: Goated with the Nog
86: Et Tu, Jacqueline?
85: Bird-Related Skill Issue
Nectar of the Pods: Episode 15 - HerculE3!
84: The Denarii Mac
83: Frank Ocean's Eleven
82: The Most Cishet Boy Alive
81: Nathan Femillion
80: Oh, Fiddlestyx
79: Bad Dragon Grandpa
78: Weetawhatzits
77: Blasting Absolute Bolts
76: Frank's Victory Royale
75: A Sketchpad, Colored Pencils, and Some Rope
74: Percy Goes to Camp Jupiter...
73: Antebellum Agony
72: More Like Jerk London
71: Ceci n'est pas Gleeson Hedge
70: And Now, the Weather
69: The Valdez Numeral
68: Radio Free Unwise Girls
67: Simping at Macy's
66: Florida Men and Small Business Owners
65: Slide Romevolution
64: Big Puppy Grindset
63: Based and Gaiapilled
62: Sleebygender
61: First Piper Shooter
60: Dear Percy Jackson
59: The Pain Chronicles
58: Happy Grover Week
57: They Punch for a Bit
56: Boyfriend Fusion Dance
55: He's Still Got It
54: Leave Room for Shu
53: Double Exile Any% Speedrun
52: Zebras and Weasels and Snakes, Oh My!
51: Tawaret Titty Trance
50: The Ptah in Our Stars
49: Why I Oughta... OOF!
48: The World's Greatest Ally
47: Brooklynhaus
46: I Slowly Shrink and Transform Into a Fruit Bat
45: Meat Stalactite
44: Bye Bye Bastie
43: God Save the Pharaoh
42: Come On, Rick!
41: We Fail No Nut November
40: Gamer Girl Thoth Water
39: It's a Serqet to Everyone
38: Amos Needos Drinkos
37: The CGI Dog-Man Cometh
36: We Finally Get Our Camp Beads
35: The CW's 'Demigods'
34: Dads Getting Off
33: More Inclusive Child Soldier Camps
32: A Tragic And Moving Death (Also Silena Bites It)
31: #HermesIsOverParty
30: Percy Gets Big-Headed
29: PerCo's Bizarre Adventure
28: Demibro, What Are You Doing?
27: The First Last One
26: The Amish Gamer
25: Deadbeat Dad Tactics Advance
24: This One's About Aphrodite's Feet
23: The Fridging of Percy Jackson
22: Lesbians Guns Beers Trucks
21: Percy Jackson and the Chronic Narcolepsy
20: Perfectly Serviceable
19: A New Weight to Shoulder
18: We Visit Jane's Dweeb-Ass Dad
(BONUS: Nectar of the Pods) 12 Year Old Jane Gangnam Style Cringe
17: A Dam Fine Episode
16: We Judge a Book by Its Covers
15: Give Blood, Save a Pisshorse
14: A Titanic Debate
13: We Face a Sputtering Climax
12: We Do Honest Journalism
11: Jacqueline Becomes a Tender Dudebro
10: We Become Monster Donut Kids
9: We Forget Boats Exist
8: We Grapple with a Cyclops
7: We 3v1 Chris Columbus
6: The Themes Surface, Unfortunately
5: We Create a Tumblr Sexyman
4: We Stan Our New Patron Goddess
3: We Meet the Virgin Bus Driver
2: We Fall Down the Chiron Pipeline
1: We Read Rick's Star Wars Fanfic