Leave Me Alone

A funny UK parenting comedy podcast about a simple trip to the park that turns into toddler tantrums, injuries, ice cream van chaos, and total overstimulation.If you enjoy relatable parenting stories, chaotic family life, or funny real-life situations that spiral out of control, this episode is for you.We talk toddler behaviour, “tornado threes,” park disasters, and why leaving the house is always a mistake.Follow for more antisocial, relatable comedy stories it’s free and helps more than you think.

Everything this week has been loud. Not just sound… life. Constantly, unnecessarily, aggressively loud.In this episode of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast, I talk through a week that completely broke my ability to function in peace from Rugby Tots chaos and dramatic toddler injuries that somehow become full emotional story arcs… to Argos delivery drivers who move like silent ninjas… to a flat-pack furniture situation that nearly ended in domestic philosophical debate… and an ice cream van that has officially become my personal villain origin story.Oh, and somewhere in the middle of all that… I decided the solution to stress was to start crochet. Obviously. That went exactly as well as you’d expect.This is an episode about overstimulation, small domestic disasters, avoiding people, avoiding noise, and somehow still trying to hold your life together while everything outside refuses to be normal or quiet.If you’ve ever hidden from a doorbell, mentally panicked at an ice cream van jingle, or started a new crochet hobby at 10pm… this one’s for you.Subscribe if you enjoy organised chaos, antisocial energy, and stories that get progressively worse in the best way.New episodes weekly. Probably. If life isn’t too loud.

This week’s episode is… completely pointless.And that’s exactly the point.No structure, no big topic—just pure chaos, random thoughts, and the weird little moments that make up everyday life. Because let’s be honest… life doesn’t always make sense, so why should this episode?BUT… this one’s also a bit of a glow-up.I’ve been working on the podcast behind the scenes, and this episode is the first with brand new visuals, a new intro, and a new outro so let me know what you think 👀Inside the chaos: • Public transport madness & people losing it over nothing• Airborne chips, awkward hugs & toast disasters• Endless scrolling & social media overload• Random gadgets and life hacks that should exist• Reality TV obsessions and pointless debatesThis one’s a bit different, a bit unhinged, and all over the placebut if you like relatable chaos, random rants, and laughing at how ridiculous life is… you’ll feel right at home.🎧 Hit play, subscribe, and embrace the madness because not everything needs a point to be worth listening to.

Who knew Easter could be this wild and hilarious? In Episode 13, join me for a family weekend that had:Toddler energy levels off the charts 🐣Shower surprises you’ll never forget 🚿💡A holy water moment straight out of a comedy scene ✨Add in chocolate, laughter, and a touch of UK madness, and you’ve got a weekend you won’t believe actually happened.🎧 Press play for chaos, joy, and the kind of stories that make life so worth it!

This week on Leave Me Alone, I’m facing a crisis of epic proportions: my recycling bin has been stolen again. Who’s behind this brazen bin heist, and why me? Meanwhile, life at home is equally chaotic thanks to my toddler, who treats every snack and snack-related decision like a full-blown trial. From empty bins disappearing into the night to tiny humans living their truth in tantrum form, we explore the small, ridiculous disasters that somehow make adulting feel… exhausting, but hilarious. Tune in for a mix of low-stakes chaos, dark humor, and the kind of absurdity only Leave Me Alone can deliver.

Welcome back to Leave Me Alone Podcast.This week, we dive into the world of “alpha male” influencers after watching the Louis Theroux documentary Inside the Manosphere and honestly, it raises some uncomfortable but necessary questions about masculinity, influence, and what boys are being taught online.From aggressive online personalities to conspiracy-laden advice being sold as “mentorship,” we explore how these voices are shaping young minds, and why so much of what’s presented as strength is actually insecurity in disguise.We talk about:The illusion of the “alpha male” identityHow online influencers are shaping modern masculinityThe dangers of toxic messaging aimed at young boysConspiracies, paranoia, and the absurdity being fed to impressionable audiencesParenting in a digital world where influence is constant and unavoidableAt the heart of it all is one question:What does it really mean to raise a kind, confident, emotionally healthy boy in today’s world?This episode is equal parts serious, reflective, and (at times) darkly humorous because sometimes, the only way to process all of this is to call it out for what it is.If you’re a parent, a teacher, or just someone trying to understand the modern online landscape, this one’s for you.🎙️ Leave Me Alone Podcast honest conversations about parenting, culture, and everything in between.

Ever had one of those weeks where dealing with the general public completely drains your social battery?In Season 2 Episode 11 of Leave Me Alone, we talk about why sometimes the best thing for your mental health is staying at home and avoiding unnecessary human interaction.This episode covers a chaotic night at the Co‑op Live Arena seeing Machine Gun Kelly, including confusing backstage passes, a ridiculous wristband situation, and the strange reality of paying for “multiple food options” that somehow only turned out to be pizza.But the real conversation goes deeper.We dive into why patronising behaviour from strangers can instantly ruin your mood, why phrases like “I’m disappointed in you” trigger an almost universal reaction, and how small everyday interactions can push even the calmest person towards social exhaustion.We also talk about something a lot of parents experience but rarely say out loudhow leaving the house becomes a logistical operation once you have kids, and why couples who make time to go out together (even occasionally) tend to have stronger relationships.In this episode:Why dealing with the public can drain your mental energyThe Machine Gun Kelly concert experience (and venue chaos)The psychology of patronising people and condescending behaviourWhy parents need time together without the kidsThe reality of social burnout and introvert energy limitsWhy staying home sometimes feels like the healthiest optionIf you’ve ever felt overwhelmed by people, irritated by pointless rules, or just wanted a quiet life with minimal interaction this episode will feel very relatable.Leave Me Alone is a podcast about parenting, relationships, everyday frustrations, and navigating modern life when your tolerance for nonsense is running slightly low.Perfect for listeners who enjoy honest conversations about family life, mental health, social anxiety, and the humour in everyday chaos.New episodes every week.🎧 Follow the podcast on Spotify so you never miss an episode.

Three months ago I downloaded TikTok to promote this podcast.This seemed like a reasonable decision at the time.What followed was an unexpected behavioural study in attention, identity, comparison, and the quiet pressure to become a more consumable version of yourself.In this episode I talk about social media addiction that doesn’t feel like enjoyment, the strange psychology of scrolling, why seeing thousands of curated lives changes how we see our own, and how platforms subtly encourage us to simplify ourselves into recognisable characters.Somewhere along the way I may have also created a small digital cult.We’ll discuss dopamine loops, attention fragmentation, style pressure, body comparison, and the strange experience of leaving loud rooms full of people… only to sit alone in a quiet room full of people on the internet.This is not a warning.It’s a field report.

For ten years, I lived in the noise.Late nights. Hospitality. After-shift drinks. Always “on.”It looked fun from the outside. And sometimes it was.But somewhere along the way, drinking stopped being social and started being survival.The chaos became normal. The burnout became invisible.Then everything changed.In this episode, I’m sharing how I went from nightlife and constant stimulation to prioritising peace, boundaries, and family. Why becoming a parent rewired my tolerance for chaos. And why what looked like becoming “antisocial” was actually becoming self-aware.If you’ve ever:• Felt overstimulated by everything• Questioned your relationship with alcohol• Outgrown environments that once defined you• Or realised your energy is your most valuable currencyThis episode is for you.Sometimes being left alone isn’t loneliness.It’s alignment.

Valentine’s Day is over… the roses are dead, the balloons are deflating, and the real relationships have returned to arguing about bins.In this episode of Leave Me Alone, I’m unpacking the full Valentine’s aftermath including the moment my wife bought us matching Valentine’s tops from Temu… and nearly tested the strength of our marriage.We’re talking:• The reality of discount romance• Fast-fashion Valentine’s chaos• Why everything costs triple with a heart on it• Relationship evolution after kids• Touring primary schools like it’s university admissions• The financial trauma of school uniforms• And how romance now lives inside shared calendars and fish fingersIt’s love, parenting, polyester, and panic all in one episode.If you’ve ever worn matching outfits for the photo, rage-priced flowers, or stress-Googled Ofsted reports… this one’s for you.

In this episode, I’m talking all about overthinking before things have even happened from health anxiety and long-awaited hospital appointments to hormone crashes and the very real urge to panic clean your entire house at 10pm.If you’ve ever spiralled over an upcoming appointment, mentally attended it 47 times before the actual day, or convinced yourself hoovering aggressively will fix your life this one’s for you.We’re getting into:• Anticipatory anxiety & why we panic early• How hormones impact mental health• Health anxiety & waiting for medical results• Stress cleaning & “panic productivity”• The psychology behind overthinking• Coping with lack of control before appointmentsIt’s honest, dry, slightly chaotic but grounded in facts about how anxiety actually works in the brain.So whether you’re cleaning, driving, or lying awake overthinking your own upcoming life events you’re not alone.New episodes weekly follow for more real life chats on mental health, motherhood, relationships & everyday spirals.

I left the house.That was the first mistake.This week, what was meant to be a wholesome family walk turned into a muddy survival challenge involving aggressive rain, a feral toddler, and the realisation that “just a little loop” is a lie. Add rugby tots, social anxiety, being called “sir” by a stranger, and the crushing knowledge that parents do not get Sundays — and you’ve got Episode 6.We’re talking:why nature is not relaxing with a toddlercarrying a muddy child uphill like it’s a fitness test you didn’t train forantisocial parenting truthssame-sex couple visibility (and awkward strangers)surviving public outings when you’re introverted, anxious, and already tiredIf you’re a parent, an introvert, antisocial by choice, socially anxious, or just someone who hates unnecessary human interaction — this one’s for you.No motivation. No toxic positivity. Just stories, side quests, and unnecessary facts.🎧 New episode of Leave Me Alone — listen, follow, and then… stay inside.

Why does resting feel guilty?Why does doing nothing make you anxious?And why does your brain panic the moment you stop being productive?In this episode of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast, we talk about productivity guilt, burnout, and the modern inability to rest. From anxiety disguised as motivation to phones destroying our ability to be bored, this episode breaks down why sitting still feels wrong even when you’re exhausted.If you’ve ever felt lazy for relaxing, stressed for no reason, or like you should always be doing something, this episode is for you.You’re not lazy.You’re not broken.You’re just tired.

Ever wondered why trolls exist — and why they actually help you go viral? In this episode i break down the chaos, the rage, and the accidental marketing power of online haters.From keyboard warriors to angry toddlers with Wi-Fi, we explore:Why trolls comment — it’s never about you. It’s about them.How viral content attracts free, unintentional marketing from people who think they’re attacking you.The psychology of online negativity and why antisocial behavior is actually a survival strategy.Classic troll moments, including the infamous “I thought THAT was a man” saga.How social anxiety online gives you an edge in a world full of unpredictable humans.Why keeping your circle small, logging off, and choosing peace over proximity isn’t cruelty — it’s boundary maintenance.If you’re a creator navigating virality, building community, or just tired of being mentally exhausted by the internet, this episode is a must-listen. Learn why trolls are paradoxically the best unpaid marketing team you never asked for — and why being selective is the ultimate life hack.

Nothing big happened this week.Which somehow made it worse.In Season 2, Episode 3 of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast, I walk through a painfully normal week full of small, relentless annoyances — the kind that don’t ruin your life, just your mood.This episode covers:Strangers blasting music in public (no headphones, no shame)Why the general public has forgotten how shared spaces workRoad rage as a parent (angry thoughts, family-friendly language)Buying a walking pad to improve myself without leaving the houseA tyre blowout that instantly reroutes the dayPotty training and the psychological toll no one talks aboutIt’s observational comedy about modern life, parenting, and trying to stay calm in a world full of people making very confident bad decisions.If you’re exhausted by people, irritated by public behavior, or quietly furious while driving — this one’s for you.🎧 New episodes weekly.Stay inside. Mind your business. Leave me alone.

Tired of people diagnosing you just for needing space?This episode dives into what it really means to be done: not depressed, not spiralling—just socially, emotionally, and mentally tapped out.We cover:• Burnout vs depression• Why silence feels criminal• How boundaries aren’t a flaw—they’re survival• Navigating guilt when you pull back from social lifeIf small talk drains you, if constant accessibility feels impossible, if resting makes you feel guilty—this episode is for you.Follow the podcast for unapologetic honesty, low-effort social energy, and relief for introverts everywhere.

Welcome to Season Two of Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast.I’m recording this episode very sick, very tired, and very much still emotionally unpacking December — which feels like the correct energy for January.In this episode, I talk about:• starting Season Two in survival mode• why January is not the month for self-improvement• accidentally committing to twelve years of Elf on the Shelf• taking an anxious December trip to London• navigating the tube with a pushchair and my sanity barely intact• and why my wife is the calm in my chaosThis isn’t a reset episode.It’s a recovery one.So if you’re feeling behind, foggy, or not quite back to yourself yet — you’re not alone. You’re just arriving.No vision boards.Just rest.

Welcome to Episode 12: New Year, New Me… But Calm Down.A brutally honest, funny, and painfully relatable deep dive into New Year’s Eve, social anxiety, introvert overwhelm, and the pressure to magically become a new person every January.If you’re an introvert, socially anxious human, chronic overthinker, or someone who enters every new year with equal parts hope and emotional exhaustion, this episode is for you.In this hyper-relatable, comedic New Year’s Special, we unpack:🎆 New Year’s Eve anxiety— overstimulation, countdown panic, group conversations, and the pressure to “be fun”🎆 Introvert struggles during holiday gatherings— the chaos, the noise, the social battery collapse, and the urge to Irish-exit at 9pm🎆 The “new year, new me” culture— why it overwhelms introverts, anxious people, and anyone who doesn’t thrive on change🎆 Overthinking everything from your outfit to your existence— because of course your brain wants to self-audit at 11:59pm🎆 The truth about reinvention— why you don’t need a dramatic transformation to grow— why quiet progress counts— why slow starts and soft resets are just as valid🎆 The Introvert’s New Year Promise— compassion, acceptance, rest, boundaries, and being human without guilt🎆 A realistic approach to January— no pressure, no giant goals, no reinvention arc… just survival, softness, and snacksThis episode blends humour, mental health awareness, introvert comfort, and real self-help for socially exhausted humans who want a fresh start without the chaos.If you search for things like:“new year anxiety”“introvert podcast”“funny mental health podcast”“social anxiety new year”“overthinking help”“holiday burnout”“new year reset for introverts”“relatable comedy podcast”“quiet new year ideas”“overwhelmed by new year”…you found the right place.This episode gives you permission to start the year gently, quietly, and exactly as you are.If you enjoy funny self-help, cosy chaos, and a podcast that understands introverts, social anxiety, and emotional burnout — follow the show so you never miss an episode.New year, same you — but with better boundaries, better snacks, and less pressure.

Welcome to the Xmas Special of the Leave Me Alone — Antisocial Podcast, where Christmas meets introvert chaos, holiday overstimulation, and painfully relatable antisocial humour.If you’re an introvert, socially anxious human, exhausted parent, or someone who Googles “how to avoid Christmas parties politely”… this episode is your emotional support blanket.In this Christmas Special, we walk through:✔️ How introverts survive holiday gatherings✔️ Funny Christmas struggles only socially awkward people understand✔️ Family chaos, overstimulation, and toddler Christmas energy✔️ Tactical introvert coping strategies for December✔️ Relatable holiday humour for anxious, quiet, or burnt-out humans✔️ Holiday self-care tips for people with low social battery✔️ How to handle Christmas parties when you want to go home immediatelyThis episode mixes:🎄 Comedy🎄 Storytelling🎄 Real introvert struggles🎄 Antisocial self-help🎄 Cosy family moments🎄 Chaotic toddler energy🎄 Christmas survival hacksIf you’re searching for:“funny Christmas podcast”“introvert holiday survival”“relatable Christmas story”“antisocial humour podcast”“holiday stress support for introverts”“Christmas anxiety help but funny”…you’re exactly in the right place.This Christmas special is a warm, chaotic, hilarious hug for anyone who feels socially overwhelmed by December — and needs a safe, quiet, relatable space to breathe.Follow the podcast for more introvert content, funny self-help, antisocial coping strategies, mental health comfort, and weekly relatable chaos.

Welcome back to Episode 13 of the Leave Me Alone Podcast, where chaos is guaranteed and social interaction is optional.This week… wow.We survived toddler tonsil surgery, a children’s ward that somehow turned into a live talent show, a man doing full-volume karaoke on his phone, a woman arguing with nurses like she was auditioning for a reality show, and me battling my social anxiety by going on a heroic snack-fetching mission that nearly took me out.And just when I thought I’d earned a peaceful moment?Shed shopping.Yes — actual sheds. Tiny wooden houses that cost more than my car.All so our son can ignore his toys and instead play with Tupperware lids like they’re collector’s items.In this episode, I break down:Toddler tonsillectomy recoveryThe absolute chaos inside the children’s wardMy Hunger Games–level trip to buy snacksThe Shed Saga™ and questioning every life decisionParenting, overthinking, anxiety, and the strange humans we meet along the wayIf you’ve ever had “a week from hell,” parent or not — this is your episode.Hopefully I’ll catch you next time —and by “hopefully,” I mean please come back, I actually like having you here just enough to keep doing this.

Welcome back to Leave Me On The Couch, the bonus series of the Leave Me Alone Podcast, where we normally sit still, avoid responsibilities, and pretend the outside world doesn’t exist.But today…We did the unthinkable.We left the couch and ventured into the wild world of shed shopping. Yes. Sheds. The Olympics of home-improvement boredom and unexpected chaos.If you’ve ever wondered what it looks like when antisocial people try to make big decisions in public, this episode is for you. Expect:Unexpected shed expertise (we Googled nothing, we just judged)Outdoor sufferingSalesperson avoidance techniquesThe existential crisis of choosing a wooden boxThis shed-shopping adventure is honestly more dramatic than it has any right to be.🎙️ Listen to More Weekly Antisocial ChaosWhile Leave Me On The Couch may start dropping every two weeks (because editing is hard, ok), you can still get your weekly dose of relatable antisocial chaos on our main show:🎧 Leave Me Alone — The Antisocial PodcastNew episodes EVERY SUNDAY.We complain, overshare, and avoid people — it’s exactly what you love.Available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and everywhere podcasts live.

Welcome to Episode 10, a chaotic, comforting, and sarcastic deep dive into why it’s okay to be different — especially if you’re queer, introverted, socially anxious, neurodivergent, or just a beautifully exhausted human trying to navigate modern life without crying in public (again).In this episode, we talk about:✨ Self-acceptance for introverts✨ Queer identity & embracing your uniqueness✨ Mental health and social anxiety struggles✨ The myth of “normal people” and why they’re probably fictional✨ A highly relatable introvert survival guide for daily life✨ How to exist in society while wanting to be left alone foreverExpect dry British humour, sarcastic storytelling, and gentle background ambience (rain, fridge hums, the soft sound of your social battery dying).We also introduce our new mini-series, “Leave Me on the Couch,” featuring short, cosy episodes perfect for anyone who prefers their content horizontal and emotionally distant.Whether you’re here for queer comfort content, introvert relatability, or comedy-meets-mental-health chaos, this episode is your safe space.If you’re new: welcome to the antisocial community.If you’ve been here since day one: you deserve a medal and possibly government funding.Hit follow — it supports the show, boosts the algorithm, and feeds my fragile ego.Leavemealonepod | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree

Welcome to Episode 3 of Leave Me On The Couch — the mini-series where we sit on the sofa, sip some wine, and answer all the weird, awkward, and hilarious questions you didn’t know you needed answered.In this episode:✨ We tackle random and awkward questions✨ Share unplanned tangents and chaotic couple banter💬 We want your stories, questions, or advice! Send them via our Leavemealonepod | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree— we might feature them in a future episode!This mini-series is all about cozy chaos, relatable couple moments, and laughs you can’t fake. Hit follow and join the antisocial fam for unfiltered sofa confessions.#LeaveMeOnTheCouch #CouchConfessions #LesbianCouplePodcast #RandomQuestions #RelationshipHumor #FunnyCouples #MiniPodcastSeries #AntisocialPodcast #Episode3 #RelatableHumor

Welcome to Episode 9: The Cape Verde Chronicles — a full breakdown of our “relaxing” family holiday that turned into pure sun-soaked chaos.From airport drama at 4am to all-inclusive fever dreams, this trip had everything: tantrums, turbulence, strangers picking up my child, and waves that nearly took out half the British population.In this episode I’m diving into:✈️ Airport Chaos at 4amSecurity pulled me over for Calpol.Apparently strawberry medicine is suspicious at dawn.Breakfast beer? Mandatory.🏝️ Landing in Cape VerdeGorgeous. Peaceful. Looks like the moon.We started a bus-wide “spot the goat” game and somehow became everyone’s entertainment.🏨 Carry On Cape VerdeThe resort felt like a sandcastle and a sitcom combined.A lovely old lady picked up our kid like a Tesco melon.Got a room upgrade though — perks of travelling with toddlers.😩 Holiday Parenting RealityOne double bed. Overtired meltdown.Hotel staff pretending to “drive away” with my child (WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?).Waves big enough to cause personality changes.🛍️ The Inflatable IncidentThe shopkeeper insisted on blowing up our son’s inflatable plane… by mouth.Nearly passed out.British awkwardness reached new levels.🌈 LGBTQ+ AbroadThis time there were loads of gay couples — felt like a mini Pride on the beach.Only judgemental looks were from the usual selection of confused pensioners.🦁 The Budget Lion King ShowSmoke machine gone rogue.Performers out of sync.Foam animal heads.A fever dream we’ll never forget.🦟 Food Poisoning PanicA TikTok comment scared the life out of me.Ate everything anyway.Survived. Barely.🛬 Back Home to RealityMore turbulence. More panic.Returned safely… to 17 loads of washing.Holidays with kids aren’t breaks — they’re parenting somewhere hotter.If you’ve ever come home from a holiday needing another holiday, this episode is yours.🎧 Weekly episodes — listen anywhere you get your podcasts.💬 Send in your own chaos stories via my Linktree!#CapeVerde #FamilyHoliday #Storytime #TravelChaos #ParentingFails #LGBTQFamily #HolidayVlog #BritishAbroad #ToddlerTravel #RealLifeComedy

Welcome back to Episode 2 of Leave Me On The Couch! 🎙️We’re diving headfirst into random, awkward, and hilariously relatable questions — the kind only a lesbian couple on a sofa can answer. From uncomfortable confessions to funny couple banter, expect unfiltered honesty, cozy chaos, and lots of laughs.In this episode:✨ Laugh with us at our honest (and sometimes ridiculous) answers✨ Relate to the chaos of daily life and couple dynamics✨ Enjoy unfiltered, cozy, chaotic couch confessions💬 Got a question, story, or dilemma? Send it in via our Leavemealonepod | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree - we might feature it in a future episode!✨ follow and never miss another episode of couch chaos, laughs, and awkward honesty.#LeaveMeOnTheCouch #CouchConfessions #RandomQuestions #LesbianCouplePodcast #RelationshipHumor #FunnyCouples #MiniPodcastSeries #AntisocialPodcast #Episode2 #RelatableHumor

From Vinted chaos to Tesco betrayal, this week’s episode is pure modern-life madness. I kicked things off feeling like a small business mogul—until every single parcel drop-off point betrayed me. Then came the Great Prescription Chase (spoiler: the antibiotics were on pre-order), and just when I thought the universe was done with me, a rainy drive turned into a showdown straight out of “Fast & Furious: Parent Edition.”It’s domestic drama, public awkwardness, and supermarket heartbreak — all in one mildly unhinged episode.Join me as I unpack my week of Tesco turmoil, NHS confusion, and accidental road rage.If your life also feels like a sitcom written by a tired intern, this one’s for you.🎧 New episodes every week — listen now wherever you get your podcasts, and don’t forget to send in your own chaos stories via the Linktree!Leavemealonepod | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree

Welcome to Episode 1 of Leave Me On The Couch — our brand-new mini video series!We had zero clue what we were doing, but somehow ended up with cosy, chaotic sofa vibes. If you’ve ever sat with your partner talking nonsense one minute and deep life stuff the next, this will feel familiar.In this episode, we dive into:🛋️ Stupid questions no couple should ask😂 Random rants & badly timed jokes🌈 Real lesbian couple moments🤦‍♀️ Tangents we didn’t plan for💬 Honest chats that just happenedThis mini-series is us being us — married, antisocial, chaotic, and trying our best. Expect awkward laughs, relatable couple moments, and pure sofa energy.PATREON EXCLUSIVES:✨ Early access✨ Bonus clips✨ Uncut moments✨ Vote on future topicsIf you love real couple content, chaotic lesbian energy, or just avoiding human interaction, hit follow and join the antisocial fam!#SofaConfessions #LeaveMeOnTheCouch #LesbianCouple #FirstEpisode #Podcast #LeaveMeAlonePodcast #RelationshipTalk #CoupleChat #LGBTQ #FunnyCouplesLeavemealonepod | Instagram, TikTok | Linktree

Welcome back to Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast — for people who would rather cancel plans than explain themselves to strangers.This week, we’re tackling the classic lesbian paradox: I get called sir weekly, my wife gets told she doesn’t look gay, and together we’re apparently a system glitch in society’s expectations.From accidental misgendering to public restroom anxiety, to my wife’s calm “Hi, I’m gay — verified” energy, this episode is all about existing quietly while confusing the general public.Join us as we laugh through the chaos, unpack why straight people still think lesbians come in standard models, and debate whether my anxiety counts as a full-time personality.Because it’s 2025, and somehow the world still hasn’t installed the lesbian recognition update.💬 Got your own awkward, antisocial, or “wait—you’re gay?” stories? Leave them on my Linktree — I might share them in a future episode.https://linktr.ee/Leavemealonepod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=3b099df0-0024-4214-aa8c-b1dbac7e226d

Ever feel judged at the supermarket? Welcome to life as a same-sex family with a toddler! From GP forms stuck in the 1970s, playground stares, and holiday card chaos, to tantrums in public, we share the hilarious, messy, and utterly relatable reality of modern parenting.

Welcome back to Leave Me Alone: The Antisocial Podcast!In this episode, I’m sharing my Disneyland Paris experience — or as I like to call it, a family endurance test disguised as a holiday. From airport meltdowns to €50 cheese toasties, delayed flights, and a toddler dressed as Iron Man stealing the show, it’s safe to say it wasn’t quite the “magical getaway” I imagined.If you’ve ever come home from a family trip more exhausted than when you left — this one’s for you.🎢 Expect: chaos, sarcasm, and the occasional heart-warming moment (because yes, the kid did have an amazing time).🎧 Listen now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts, and don’t forget to send me your own holiday disaster stories via my Linktree — I’ll be reading out the best ones in a future episode!#LeaveMeAlonePodcast #DisneylandParis #AntisocialPodcast #ParentLife #FunnyPodcast #FamilyTravelFails

In this episode of Leave Me Alone, I prepare for my upcoming Disneyland Paris trip — Halloween edition! Join me as I dive into the hilarious, chaotic, and slightly terrifying world of travel anxiety, airport nightmares, and crowded theme park planning. From crying babies and screaming toddlers on planes to queues, baggage claim horrors, and social overload, I share my sarcastic, antisocial take on surviving Disneyland Paris with kids.I also reveal my excitement for my three-year-old meeting Buzz Lightyear, and the reality of becoming that family with matching Disney merch. Plus, I ask my fellow introverts to share their funniest or most awkward travel and Disney stories via my Linktree while I’m away.Perfect for introverts, anxious travellers, Disney fans, and anyone who loves sarcastic humor, this episode is your pre-Disney guide to staying sane, having fun, and surviving the crowds, costumes, and chaos of Halloween at Disneyland Paris.https://linktr.ee/Leavemealonepod?utm_source=linktree_profile_share

This week I made the fatal mistake of leaving my house. Again. From the Vinted drop-off that nearly broke me to Aldi’s demolition-derby car park, it’s been a wild ride. My toddler’s out here greeting strangers like he’s running for office while I’m just trying not to make eye contact.Back home, the dogs are auditioning for Downton Abbey, the kitten’s doing laps of the curtains, and Amazon’s single-handedly keeping me in a state of mild panic. Basically, it’s chaos.If you’ve ever waved at the wrong person, hidden from a delivery driver, or considered living in a bunker for the peace and quiet — welcome home.#antisocial #comedy #parentlife #lesbianpodcast #relatablechaos

In this episode, Amy (antisocial, married lesbian, toddler wrangler, and dog employee) relives the week’s emotional rollercoaster — featuring a Tesco van driver with anger issues, a neighbour who thinks “personal space” is optional, and a household one minor inconvenience away from mutiny.If you’ve ever hidden from a knock at the door or silently judged humanity while clutching frozen peas, you’ll feel right at home.🎧 Listen now on Spotify and Apple Podcasts.💌 Got your own antisocial stories? Write in and share them through the Linktree — I might read the best (or worst) ones on the show.Because sometimes, the only thing better than being left alone is laughing about it together.

Hi, I’m Amy. I’m 36, antisocial, sarcastic, married, a lesbian, and somehow still standing despite living in a shoebox with a toddler, a Dobermann who thinks she’s my boss, a Dalmatian who silently judges my life choices, and a kitten planning to overthrow us all.In this first episode of Leave Me Alone, I break down:​Why supermarket aisles turn into survival games.​How “friendly dog owners” are actually public enemies.​The Olympic chaos of field walks with dogs (and a toddler who thinks he’s one of them).​And why extroverts need to stop asking me to “come out” like I’m a raccoon in a shed.Basically, if you’ve ever hidden in your car to avoid running into someone you know, faked being asleep to dodge visitors, or felt personally victimized by small talk — congratulations, you’ve found your podcast.Like therapy, but with more dogs and less human interaction Relatable? Absolutely. Social? Never.