Ghost Ninja Raccoon

It’s officially May which means: pack your bags, grab your snacks, and make sure your spare tire actually has air in it because we are entering Vacation Horror Month ✈️Kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, we’re heading back to 1979 for Tourist Trap! Where a casual roadside detour turns into a full-blown nightmare fueled by mannequins, madness, and whatever the hell “killer kinesis” is supposed to be 😳This week, we’ve got:* A Creepy Grandpa offering help like a customer service rep from hell (and they ACCEPT IT??)* People splitting up like it’s a contractual obligation* And a villain with a tragic backstory who said, “you know what would help? MANNEQUINS”So strap in for a road trip that should’ve been 20 minutes but turned into a telekinesis-fueled roadside horror show.
Press play and come hang out with us as we try to make sense of the nonsense, question every decision, and survive Tourist Trap… unlike literally everyone in this movie 😌Up next: #ThisCentury, Zombeavers!!Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonGot a movie suggestion: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #vacationhorror #touristtrap#70’shorror

For the final week of Action Horror April, we hit Sequel Week, which means we’re going somewhere familiar… but with a ridiculous upgrade. Where are we headed, and who’s coming with us? Oh, just casually blasting off into space with Jason Voorhees. That’s right: Jason X, aka: Jason goes to spacee!Ever wondered what JV would be up to 400 years in the future on a spaceship? Spoiler: exactly what he does at Camp Crystal Lake, in anyone’s woods, and in “Manhattan”—he’s catching bodies with creativity and commitment. The setting may be futuristic, but the survival skills? Still very much… optional. Get ready to hear about:* A crew of student geniuses doing the absolute least to stay alive* A man “in charge” who knows nothing but thinks he knows everything* The most useless space military of all time (you had ONE job!!)* And Jason out here upgrading his kill count like it’s a tech demoPress play for chaos, carnage, and one of the wildest franchise pivots ever - featuring zero gravity nonsense, an unexpected glow-up, and Jason really said “I’ll take this franchise… to infinity and beyond.” 🚀Up next: NEW MONTH, NEW THEME!Need more Friday the 13th?! Check out episode 39 for the origins of a horror icon!!Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonGot a movie suggestion: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #actionhorror #jasonx#fridaythe13th#jasonvoorhees

Y’all, I was tired AF and decided to give myself a week off, but just a week!! So I dug in the crates to find an appropriate #blackweek film Action Horror April and I found one. So if you haven’t already, enjoy this jaunt back to last summers shark month with your boy Dr. Private Urkel. And worry not, shark month will return! 🦈🩸We’ve made it to July and it is hot as hell outside—so obviously it’s time for a nice, relaxing dip in the ocean. Perfect timing too, because if you hit play on this episode, welcome to Shark Month 🦈We’re kicking things off with our #BlackWeek pick—and shockingly, this is not the most unhinged movie I’ve got lined up this month (just wait 😏).So kick back, grab a snack, and let me walk you through the absolutely wild evolution of Steve Urkel: from suspenders to service, leveling up into a Navy-trained, PhD-having, aquatic acoustic engineer… who invents a shark sound machine and proceeds to take down a mega shark, a crocosaurus, and a whole daycare of baby crocs.And don’t worry—we fast-forward through the “Dr. Urkel goes to college” era. The real chaos starts at shark sound machine.Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonGot a movie suggestion: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #actionhorror #blackweek

As Action Horror April hits the 2000s for our #ThisCentury pick, we roll into small-town chaos with The Guest—and spend a tight 1 hour 40 minutes staring respectfully (and disrespectfully) at Dan Stevens.This Sexy Soldier shows up in his fallen comrade’s hometown, armed with sympathy, charm, and a face that should honestly come with a warning label. He’s there to comfort a grieving family… but instead of casseroles and condolences, he’s fixing problems, throwing hands, and fully moving in like he pays rent—all within 24 hours. Sir??? 😳🤦🏾‍♀️Get ready for: • Problems getting solved… aggressively • Top-tier ass-kicking all over this unsuspecting town • A high school Halloween maze with a budget that makes zero sense (WHO BUILT THIS??) • And a killer final act led by Lance Reddick as Captain Army, serving authority, intensity, and zero toleranceUp next: #blackweekFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonGot a movie suggestion: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #actionhorror #theguest#danstevens

It’s officially April, which means: new theme, new chaos. I did record this on Easter Sunday… but instead of making it about the Lordt, we’re making it about ass-kicking. Welcome to Action Horror April 💥That’s right—alongside the murders, we’ve got fights, car chases, hookups, and yes… more ass-kicking.We’re kicking things off with our #LastCentury pick, inspired by a Grade-A, certified ass-kicker: Chuck Norris. This week, we’re diving into Silent Rage—a movie I watched way too many times as a kid and somehow remembered as MUCH shorter. Probably because child-me got the “safe” version… had NO idea Walker was out here getting laid like this 👀Anyway—science is out here sciencing for fame and glory, creating something that could help humanity… but why wait for safety testing when you can inject it into a man who’s already violently unwell? Brilliant. No notes.Good thing Walker’s on duty—because someone has to clean up this absolutely unhinged mess.In this movie, we get:• A SWEATY, unstoppable killer running on vibes and violence• A crew of SHADY DOCTORS risking all of humanity… for science™• And Baby Walker—shirtless at every opportunity, kicking ass and collecting admirersSo buckle up, grab your snacks, and prepare yourself—this one’s a ride 😈Up next: #thiscenturyFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays! MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #actionhorror #silentrage#chucknorris

I could’ve wrapped Monster March bonus week with Feast III… but that would’ve made too much sense. And as a certified contrarian, absolutely not. So instead? We’re heading straight into the 1990’s with the the desert chaos of Tremors!We’ve got Kevin Bacon in peak youthful hotness and Fred Ward in full Zaddy mode, teaming up to save the tiniest town imaginable from becoming an underground-accessed Old Country Buffet. It’s dust, it’s chaos, it’s a whole lotta “shoot first, ask never” energy as this ragtag crew of locals grabs their guns, their guts, and maybe a little bit of love. We get:• One deeply annoying teen… belonging to WHO exactly?? • A budding romance powered by anxiety, self-doubt and we’re the only young people here as well as • Two hot handymen with actual plans (and honestly? they could fix my leak anytime!So what happens when giant, unseen creatures turn a sleepy town into both dinner and dessert? Press play and let’s get into it!Up next: Action AprilFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM: @ghostninjaraccoon EMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman PRODUCED BY: K. Booker#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #monsterhorror #tremors#90’shorror

As we crash into Week 4 of Monster March, we pick up exactly where Week 1 left us—ankle-deep in blood and bad decisions—with FEAST II: Sloppy Seconds. We’ve barely escaped the bar—drenched in sweat, gore, and… yeah, let’s call it “monster fluids”—and we still don’t know a damn thing about these creatures or why they’re so aggressively… motivated. And guess what? The unlucky souls in this sequel? They don’t know shit either. Just a random desert town minding its business, suddenly becoming the next all-you-can-eat buffet for the horniest monsters in cinematic history.So naturally, it’s time to band together, panic loudly, and execute a series of plans that range from “surprisingly solid” to “who let you speak?”—all in the noble pursuit of surviving five more minutes. In this episode, we: • Check in on YOUNG & HOPEFUL… who ditched everyone and said “good luck though!” • Watch COLE from Martin accidentally become the voice of reason (???) • And witness METH HEAD HOBO absolutely thriving—because nothing says “peace and quiet” like being locked in a jail cell during a monster apocalypse You do not want to miss this unhinged sequel to Episode 66—so hit play and strap in. It’s messy, it’s feral, and it’s got zero respect for your expectations.Up next: #bonusweekFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾 LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] by: DJ B.ForemanProduced by: K.BookerNEW EPISODES DROP MONDAYS!!#ghostninjaraccoon#gnrpodcast#horrormovies#feastIIsloppyseconds#feast#horrorcomedy

MONSTER MARCH rages on with #BlackWeek, and this time we’re heading deep into the swamp to battle FRANKENFISH 🐟⚡An early-2000s sea monster flick where the real danger isn’t just the creature — it’s being stuck on a houseboat hours from civilization… or even the ocean.A sexy medical examiner teams up with a fish & wildlife biologist to investigate what killed Fisherman Who Dies First, how it happened, and whether anyone can save the delightfully weird houseboat community that’s quickly becoming an all-you-can-eat buffet for evil-science Frankenfish.In this episode we ask the questions that really matter:​Is Mystic Mom’s magic actually protecting everyone? ✨​Will Dr. Crime save the day… and maybe get a little smooch? 💋​Will Evil Siegfried & Roy break out the sparkly hunting jumpsuits? ✨🔫And seriously… why is Asshole Boyfriend even here?Hit play to find out if our heroes survive, if the swamp claims more victims, and whether anyone learns the most important lesson of all: don’t genetically engineer dinner. 🧪🐟Listen now and get the answers to all these burning questions! 🔥Up next: #sequelweekFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] by: DJ B.ForemanProduced by: K.BookerNEW EPISODES DROP MONDAYS!!#ghostninjaraccoon#gnrpodcast#horrormovies#syfychannel#frankenfish

As we travel back to 1997 for our second stop in Monster March, we kick things off in Brazil before heading to the Chicago Natural History Museum for The Relic.And when I say the museum… I mean a lot of time in the museum, with almost as much time crawling around the extremely gross tunnels underneath it. Our Sexy Scientist even ends up wandering through them barefoot at one point. 😳 I mean, who needs shoes when you’re trying to “save lives and stop a rampaging monster”!Said monster, as we eventually learn, has developed a very specific appetite for this particular museum staff… thanks to some questionable science and an imported crate from Brazil that probably should’ve been left unopened.But fear not! We’ve got Tom Sizemore bringing peak Snarky 90s Cop Energy, teaming up with Penelope Ann Miller to combine science and crime-solving in the least OSHA-compliant museum investigation imaginable.• Is there shitty 90s CGI? Of course.• Is there maybe a little too much science for the average person? Possibly.• Do we get the classic “we’re about to die but let’s make out first” horror moment? Surprisingly no — this movie is completely tit-free!Whatever the case, get ready to head to Chicago, maybe learn a little science, and witness a pretty wild CGI monster that I absolutely refuse to even attempt explaining. 🐲🏛️Up next: #blackweekFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #monsterhorror #therelic

We’ve strutted into March and you know what that means: new month, new madness. Sure, Saint Patrick’s Day was whispering sweet green nothings in my ear… but after last week’s chaotic detour into leprechaun territory? I decided to protect my peace. 😳And since it’s also the one-year anniversary of my triumphant return to the internet streets, we’re celebrating properly. No tiny men. No buckled shoes. Just teeth.Welcome to MONSTER MARCH.A full month of creatures with zero chill and even less empathy, taking out humans for whatever feral reason they see fit. We’re kicking it off with our #ThisCentury pick: Feast.This movie said “plot?” …never heard of her. There is no grand mythology. No ancient prophecy. Just extremely hangry monsters and the unfortunate souls who happened to stop for a drink at the wrong middle-of-nowhere bar and became the closest all-you-can-eat buffet.Expect:   •   “Heroes” you absolutely did not see coming   •   Deaths that laugh in the face of logic   •   Kills so nasty you’ll question your snack choices   •   A siege situation powered entirely by panic and poor decisionsIt’s chaotic. It’s gross. It’s aggressively unserious in the best way.Press play and get into the vicious, goo-splattered details. 🩸Up next: #lastcenturyFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #monsterhorror #feastMUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker

For the final week of Love Horror Month, I had to dig deep to satisfy the sacred law of #SequelWeek. After briefly flirting with the extra-gory, sexually uncomfy chaos of the Hellraiser franchise… I pivoted. Because sometimes love means choosing whimsy over whips.So instead of cenobites, we’re chasing limericks in a franchise that goes from the farm to the hood to outer space in the absolutely unhinged Leprechaun 2.Warwick Davis returns as our slick-talking, gold-obsessed Leprechaun, now trolling the mean streets of ’90s Los Angeles in search of two things: a gold coin… and a bride. Yes. A wife. And apparently… children. 😳Meanwhile, Vince Charming is out here trying to save the Fair Maiden with the unwavering confidence of a man who has absolutely no plan but vibes and a book! Sir thinks “true love” is a strategy. Bless him.Magic, mayhem, and spectacular Drunk Uncle decision-making fuel this fairy tale from hell. Is it romantic? Debatable. Is it chaotic? Absolutely. Is there a happy ending? Define “happy.” 🍀Press play and you tell me! Up next: NEW MONTH, NEW THEME! What is it? 😳🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😂 Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL for movie suggestions: [email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #lovehorror #leprechaun2MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanPRODUCED BY: K. Booker

It’s still our Love Horror month and we’ve arrived at #BlackWeek with Def by Temptation — where an almost-preacher has to wrestle his urges before he can graduate Bible school… and the final exam is VERY hands-on.A Sexy Succubus posts up in a smoky New York bar, picking off men faster than they can say “yeah, I’ll come back to your place.” These brothers aren’t falling in love — they’re being fatally thirsty. Hydrate or die, apparently.But when she clocks Fresh Meat? Oh, it’s personal. She goes from silk to savage real quick, while the Coolest Big Bro and the Thirstiest Detective form the most chaotic buddy system imaginable trying to save… honestly, whoever’s left.And in a twist no one asked for but we respect?Who needs backup when you’ve got Grandma and Jesus on speed dial?Press play and let’s talk temptation. 😈🎧MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #Sequelweek! ❤️🩸🔪⚰️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #lovehorror #defbytemptation

Love is in the air… and so is unresolved middle-school trauma. Still in Love Horror month andThis week I’m diving into 2001’s Valentine—a Y2K slasher where a group of grown adults learn (too late) that being cruel to an awkward kid at a Valentine’s Day dance can come back with a very sharp RSVP.We’ve got early-2000s fashion crimes, wildly questionable friendships, and a masked killer who is absolutely committed to the bit. As the bodies pile up, so do the red flags—because every man in this movie is either suspicious, dismissive, or aggressively terrible.Press play as I break down:* A revenge plot steeped in teen angst, bad dance memories, and emotional baggage that refuses to die
* A cast stacked with “oh wow, them” faces serving Y2K realness
* Men waving red flags like it’s a Valentine’s Day parade
* Valentine’s cards that should’ve been burned on sight
* And a slasher reminder that high school trauma has a longer shelf life than anyone expectsGrab your chocolates and remember—middle  school never forgets, and unresolved feelings are forever.” 💘🔪MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #Blackweek! ❤️🩸🔪⚰️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #lovehorror #thiscentury#valentine

New month, new theme — and we’re kicking off Love Horror by diving headfirst into our #LastCentury pick: The Wraith (1987), a movie that asks the eternal question: what if true love came back from the dead in the form of a hot, mysterious stranger with a killer car and zero patience for misogynistic nonsense?At the center of this desert fever dream is a super-douche boyfriend terrorist who thinks “we dated once” counts as a lifelong contract. He runs a gang of cheating-ass race car losers who steal engines, rig races, and somehow still act shocked when consequences show up wrapped in chrome and vengeance.Enter: The Mysterious Stranger™ — silent, sculpted, and clearly not here for conversation. He’s here for justice, drag races, and reminding everyone that forcing a relationship is loser behavior… especially when your competition is literally supernatural and fueled by destiny.We’ve got:   •   Weaponized jealousy   •   Illegal street racing with zero OSHA compliance   •   A love story that refuses to stay dead   •   And a villain so awful the universe itself says “nah”Press play as I unpack The Wraith: a synth-soaked revenge fantasy where true love wins, bullies lose, and every drag race feels like a breakup text sent by fate itself. 🏁💀✨MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Another “HORROR-BLE” Love Movie! ❤️🩸🔪⚰️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #lovehorror #lastcentury#thewraith#80shorror

Alright, buckle up — Sequel Week gets frosty ❄️🩸Show Notes: Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)This week I’m heading back into the snow-covered hellscape that is Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings, the winter-set prequel that asks the eternal horror question: what if every decision was bad… and then aggressively worse?We’ve got:❄️ A remote mountain asylum that absolutely should’ve stayed abandoned🔪 Fine young cannibals in their origin-story era (before the franchise really lets them cook)🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️ A cast of completely interchangeable college kids who all look like they were pulled from the same CW catalog🤦‍♀️ Choices so dumb they feel personalWatch as a weekend snowmobile trip turns into a masterclass in how not to survive a horror movie, featuring questionable loyalty, zero situational awareness, and characters who seem genuinely surprised that staying in a murder hospital goes poorly.Is it gory? Yes.Is it bleak? Absolutely.Does it make sense? Not even a little.Press play for my full recap as I unpack the blood, the backstory, and why this sequel somehow manages to be both colder and messier than the turns that came before it.MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: LOVE HORROR 👩🏾‍❤️‍👨🏾🥂❤️🏡👀🔪🩸⚰️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #wrongturn#wrongturnbloodybeginnings #sequelweek#winterhorror

This week we’re heading to the slopes for #BlackWeek where the snow is fake, the science is faker, and the spiders are… aggressively large. I’m talking about SyFy Channel’s 2007 masterpiece of chaotic winter nonsense: Ice Spiders.What happens when a secret government experiment, climate-controlled spiders, and a ski resort full of Extremely Confident People collide? Absolutely nothing good—and that’s the joy of it. We’ve got CGI spiders that do not obey the laws of physics, scientists who definitely skipped several ethics meetings, and characters making choices so bad you’ll start rooting for the spiders out of self-care.Tune in as I break down:❄️ Why this movie believes cold = instant monster upgrade🕷️ Spiders that grow faster than the plot (and that’s saying something)🧪 Science™ that exists purely to move the movie along⛷️ Ski resort logic: “Let’s simply… not tell anyone?”🎬 Peak 2007 SyFy vibes: questionable CGI, earnest acting, zero chillIs it good? Absolutely not.Is it fun? Like drinking hot cocoa spiked with pure nonsense.So grab your parka, suspend your disbelief, and join me as we slide headfirst into one of SyFy’s frostiest creature features. Because nothing says cozy winter horror like oversized spiders and wildly irresponsible adults.🕷️ Remember: the real danger isn’t the spiders—it’s the decisions.MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: WINTER HORROR - #sequelweek☃️🔪🥶🏂❄️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #icespiders#blackweek#syfychannelhorror#spiderhorror

This week, Winter horror continues and I willingly buried myself under 2014’s Avalanche Sharks, a movie that asked the bold question: what if sharks were ghosts… made of snow… with CGI from a cursed flash drive?Set at a ski resort where winter sports go to die, this flick unleashes spectral snow sharks that swim through powder, ice, and apparently the laws of physics. The CGI is aggressively terrible — like someone rendered a shark using a hotel Wi-Fi connection and sheer audacity — and somehow that’s still not the worst offense.Despite being a SyFy creature feature, there is a shocking lack of boobs, which feels almost disrespectful to the genre. Instead, we’re given an endless supply of guns that do absolutely nothing, because spoiler: you cannot shoot a ghost shark made of snow. So bundle up, suspend all logic, and listen as I break down:   •   why snow is apparently just water with ambition   •   how ghost rules work when the movie doesn’t care   •   and why this film is proof that sometimes the real horror is bad CGI and wasted ammoGrab your parka — the sharks are haunting, the bullets are flying, and none of it matters. 🦈❄️🔫MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: WINTER HORROR - #blackweek ☃️🔪🥶🏂❄️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #avalanchesharks#thiscenturyweek#syfychannelhorror#sharkhorror

This week we’re diving headfirst into the icy hellscape that is January—because what better way to kick off 2026 than with some snowy, blustery, winter-themed horror? We’re skiing, we’re bundled in snowsuits, we’re mainlining hot cocoa, and—surprise—somebody’s getting kilt.Our #lastcentury pick slides us back to the 80s with ICED!—an almost romantic slasher about unrequited love on the slopes… plus revenge… for reasons? Yeah, the villain arc here is doing some real gymnastics. But hey, we get endless snow, nonstop horny energy for whoever’s nearby, a truly baller 80s ski cabin, and a whole lot of people obsessing over the past.There’s only a teensy bit of actual murder sprinkled between looking hot on the slopes, feeling deep regret, and indulging in imaginary flashback sex—which honestly makes it a miracle I finished this one. I did it so you don’t have to.Press play for all the icy details. And if you’re craving more snowy, young-adult murder mayhem, check out Episode 11: There’s Nothing Out There—spoiler alert: there is, and per usual, they should’ve went gone home. ❄️🔪MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: WINTER HORROR - #thiscentury ☃️🔪🥶🏂❄️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #iced#bonusweek#80’shorrormovies#80’shorror

Since December insists on having five weeks, this is the BONUS WEEK episode—aka I watched whatever cursed nonsense called to me from the void.Enter: Minutes to Midnight. A New Year’s horror flick so unloved it doesn’t even have a critic score. Just silence. Warning silence.We’ve got young adults being aggressively unbothered by nearby murders, ominous weather that never shows up, a muscle-bound hero doing Scooby-Doo–level detective work, washed-up cops perfecting the art of doing the least, and killers dragging out grudges old enough to qualify for senior discounts.Hit play and join me for a New Year’s Eve party that should’ve ended before the ball dropped.For more holiday death spirals, revisit Episode 6: “New Year, New You.”MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: WINTER HORROR ☃️🔪🥶🏂❄️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#horrormovies #minutestomidnight#bonusweek#holidayhorror#newyearshorror

December, week 4 means sequel time, and let’s be honest—there are only so many Christmas horror franchises. Since I wasn’t in the mood to be comically grossed out, I went classic and committed to a true sequel: Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2.This movie is a gift that keeps on giving: campy kills, the hardest-working eyebrows in cinema history, and—no joke—about 30 minutes of straight-up footage from the first movie. That’s right. Two films. One runtime. Budget efficiency, baby.Picking up after the trauma of part one, we get a killer baby brother ready to continue the family business. Expect leftover tits, fresh reasons to never take out the trash, and a truly unholy Mother Superior who turns “naughty” into a lifestyle choice.Press play for maximum camp and deranged Christmas cheer. 🎄🔪MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #BONUSWEEKThat means, it could be anything!! 🎄⚰️👻🔪☃️🎉#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#sequelweek#horrorpodcast#christmashorror#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror#BONUSWEEK#silentnightdeadlynight#silentnightdeadlynight2

December Week 3 is here which means it’s officially #BlackWeek 🎄🖤And our Black Christmas Horror pick is Elf in the Hood.Now let’s be real: it’s not really an elf and they are definitely not in the hood. But people do get taken out by our tiny, gun-toting menace, so points for commitment.We’ve also got the ultimate “I’m in charge but definitely not” husband, paired with a “we should leave but I gotta support my man” wife. Along with a cavalcade of others making dumb decision after dumb decision until Christmas Jesus’ birthday finally shuts the whole thing down. Bless.It’s a whole lotta talking, not a ton of cheer, but the practical effects? Surprisingly not bad.Press play in the bio/comments and listen to me talk even more about this weird little holiday mess 🎙️🎄For more Christmas Horror, check out episode 3, Santa’s Slay!!MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Christmas Horror Continues with #Sequelweek! 🎄🪓#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#christmashorror#elfinthehood#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror#blackhorror#blackhorrormovies

Week 2 of December! We’ve officially shuffled out of the 80s mullet era and marched straight into the 2000s for more Holiday Horror — this time with our #ThisCentury pick: The Mean One.Picture this: the Grinch’s messy play cousin who never grew a heart, stayed petty, and decided to season his Christmas hate with a little light homicide. We’re heading to Newville, where the town has zero holiday cheer, the gaslighting flows like eggnog, and our resident green menace is living his best murderous life. There’s love (both life-saving and life-ending), chaos, and enough festive rage to power a whole string of dollar-store lights.Press play for all the holiday hijinks a Christmas-hating Wrinch can cook up! 🎄🔪MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Christmas Horror Continues with #Blackweek! 🎄🪓#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#christmashorror#themeanone#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror

We’ve officially stumbled out of our celebration of thanks and straight into our celebration of gifts, which can only mean one thing: new month, new theme — Christmas Horror! And we’re kicking it off with our #LastCentury pick, Christmas Evil.Join me as I break down how one little boy’s magical Santa moment gets absolutely obliterated because his parents could NOT wait until he was sleep-sleep before getting freaky under the tree. Add in his “I told you so” brother piling on, and boom — a lifetime of unresolved Santa trauma that eventually turns into straight-up seasonal homicide.Now, anyone who puts proper respect on Christmas Jesus’ name is safe… but if you didn’t? 😳Hit play to find out who made the “nice” list and who got absolutely slayed. 🎄🔪MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Christmas Horror Continues with our #Thiscentury movie! 🎄🪓#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#christmashorror#christmasevil#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror

It’s the final week of Thanksgiving Horror Month and the official kickoff to America’s “Annual Overstuff-Yourself-With-17-Sides-And-Regret” celebration. So naturally, I’m bringing you Eli Roth’s Thanksgiving!In this one, shoppers absolutely lose their shit over free waffle irons, bodies start dropping like fruitcakes, and somebody gets real butt-hurt and decides to express their feelings through festive murder—complete with a hand-selected roster of VIPs invited to thee worst Thanksgiving dinner in history. Seriously… do not eat that “bird.” 😳🤢So hit play and listen to me unpack how terrible teens, unhinged bargain hunters, and one grieving corporate overlord manage to ruin this gluttonous holiday for an entire town!MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Christmas Horror Begins! 🎄🪓#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#thanksgivinghorror#thankskgiving#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror

Just when you thought it was totally fine for Lassie’s play-cousin Flashie to trot into the woods and whiz on the tiniest totem pole in the tri-state area… surprise! It was not fine. Which is why this week, I present to you: THANKSKILLING.Yes, a necromanced, deeply petty turkey rises from the grave to exact revenge on anyone who dared disrespect his ancestors—because… reasons. And we, lucky us, get front-row seats to a 48-hour fever dream of murder, “romance,” questionable acting choices, and the finest poultry puns this side of a grocery store rotisserie.Hit play in the bio/comments for the best worst tale you’ll ever hear about a vengeful turkey. Because honestly… why not? 🦃💀MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Thanksgiving!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#thanksgivinghorror#thankskilling#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror

It’s my 50th episode (!!) and to celebrate, I picked a movie about one of my all-time favorite pastimes: SHOPPING. This week we’re going back to the 90s and early 2000s—aka the golden era of doorbusters and chaos—with Black Friday! You know, when stores opened at 2 a.m., folks camped out for a toaster, and you could roll up in your jam-jams to score “The Lowest Price of the Season.”Anyway, in this movie the customers at “We Love Toys” lose their ever-loving minds while the store employees try to figure out wtf is happening, dodge corporate BS, and, oh yeah—not die.I’m counting this as my #blackweek pick for the month because yes, there are some Black folks, they’re just… not the stars. And “Black” is in the title soooo 🤷🏽‍♀️ sue me (actually don’t, this shit was free).Press play and find out what not to do if a zombie outbreak hits your local “All-Mart!”MUSIC BY: DJ B.ForemanFollow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: 🤔🤔 It’ll be Thanksgiving related 🤷🏽‍♀️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#thanksgivinghorror#blackweek#blackfriday#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#holidayhorror

It’s a new month, and while we may not get to our sequel pick, we do have a theme: Thanksgiving Horror! 🦃 Believe it or not, there are enough turkey-day slashers out there to fill a whole month. So for our #LastCentury pick, we’re carving into the 80s classic Blood Rage!Join me as I unpack the long-overdue face-off between twin brothers separated by crime, betrayal, a mental institution, and—you guessed it—murder. Meanwhile, their mom is going through it, trying to cope with the fact that one of her boys is a full-blown killer. And our poor Final Girl? She can’t seem to stop thirsting after the wrong twin.Hey, at least they had dinner first. 🍗🔪MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman - HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🎂🎊🎈🎉 B!Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: 🤔🤔 It’ll be Thanksgiving related 🤷🏽‍♀️#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#thanksgivinghorror#lastcenturyweek#bloodrage#halloweenhorror#80’shorror#slasher#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies

For Sequel Month, I figured we needed at least one Halloween movie to keep things spooky for October 2025—and what makes more sense than HALLOWEEN III: Season of the Witch? That’s right, the one that outraged fans and delighted misanthropes everywhere by completely ghosting Michael Myers. No masked slasher creeping through the shadows, no Dr. Loomis screaming warnings into the void, and no badass Final Girl fighting her way to dawn.Instead, we get a hunky doctor and his brand-new bae going full detective mode to take down what might be a one-man cult—trying to save kids (in at least one time zone) from a Halloween night of bug and worm murder. 🪲🎃You’re just gonna have to listen to find out how weird this one gets.MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman (He’s pretty f-ing dope)Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #Thanksgivinghorror#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#horrorpodcast#dealerschoicehorror#sequelweek#halloween3#halloweenhorror#seasonofthewitch#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies

Took it back to the funky ’70s for #BlackWeek and watched Sugar Hill—and baby, revenge has never looked this smooth or this sweet. 🍯 Suga serves elegance, brains, and a body count, proving you should never underestimate a smart, beautiful Black woman with love on her mind and payback in her heart. She’s out here summoning the undead, dismantling the patriarchy, and doing it all while looking fly AF. Honestly? I’d wear every single outfit she had on. Today, tomorrow, forever.MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman (He’s pretty f-ing dope)Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #sequelweek#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#dealerschoicehorror#blackweek#sugarhill#blacksploitation#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies

Took it back to the 90s and went waaayyy off the rails for our #LastCentury episode with Tammy & the T-Rex 🦖. Baby Denise Richards is just trying to live her best teen life, but her ex? He needs therapy, anger management, and maybe an exorcism—because this man does not take the breakup well. Luckily (or not?), that’s only her problem for so long… because there’s a freakin’ T-Rex in this movie, y’all. 🦖💅MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman (He’s pretty f-ing dope)Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #BlackWeek#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#dealerschoicehorror#lastcenturyweek#tammy&thet-rex#horrorcomedy#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies

I’m calling an audible this month—swapping out Halloween Horror for Dealer’s Choice… and guess what? I’m the dealer. 🎃🃏 Don’t worry, I’m still sticking with our tried-and-true formula: old, new, Black, and part two. So we’re kicking things off with something new: 2020’s Freaky!Basically, take Freaky Friday, mix in some Jason Voorhees-style campy chaos, and boom—you’ve got a bloody good time. And spoiler alert: I loved it. We’re talking hard-R kills, A+ laughs, and even a sprinkle of feels. Never in my life did I know how much I needed to watch a 50-year-old Vince Vaughn embody an awkward, adorable high school senior—but apparently, I needed it a lot. And he did not disappoint. 💅🔪Click the link in bio/comments for full episode!MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman (He’s pretty f-ing dope)Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: #LastCenturyWeek#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#dealerschoicehorror#thiscenturyweek#freaky#horrorcomedy#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies

Supernatural September isn’t done yet—we’ve got a bonus week, and we’re riding straight back to 1799 with Sleepy Hollow! That’s right, Tim Burton teams up with his spooky muse Johnny Depp for a dark, gothic mystery featuring the sharpest detective skills an orphan can buy, the purest intentions of the prettiest girl in town, and oh yeah — a Headless Horseman, because what’s a gothic fairytale without a little or a lot of decapitations! Click the link in bio/comments for full episode!MUSIC BY: DJ B.Foreman (He’s pretty f-ing dope)Follow me below for more reviews! 👇🏾LETTERBXD:@GhstNinjaRacoonINSTAGRAM:@ghostninjaraccoonEMAIL:[email protected] Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: Halloween Month!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#supernaturalseptember#BonusWeek#sleepyhollow#timburtonfilms#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#supernaturalhorror

Supernatural Month hits #BlackWeek with a cult gem: Bones! Starring none other than the greatest non-athlete Olympics correspondent alive—Snoop Dogg himself. That’s right, Mr. Gin & Juice steps into horror alongside the iconic Foxy Brown in this stylish 2000s throwback. A crew of clueless young adults think they can flip an old haunted house… instead, they resurrect Jimmy Bones 💀. And trust me—he’s furious, he’s flawless, and that switchblade? Always ready to slice.Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoonEmail:[email protected]#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#supernaturalseptember#BlackWeek#bonesmovie#snoopdog#horror#horrorlover#horrormovies#supernaturalhorror

Supernatural September keeps rolling with Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II. What starts as high school drama quickly veers into Carrie-style chaos when a vengeful prom queen returns to possess a sweet, unsuspecting teen. Add in a straight-laced principal with a guilty past, a creepy rocking horse that has no business being that unsettling, and a prom night where the real nightmare isn’t bad punch—it’s supernatural carnage.Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoonEmail:[email protected]#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#supernaturalseptember#thiscenturyweek#promnight2#hellomarylou#horrormovies#horrorlover#supernaturalhorror

We’re serving a double dose of Bacon with You Should’ve Left. A family retreat to the Welsh countryside should be soothing—except the husband’s shady, the wife’s glowing, the kid’s too observant, and the house? Think Architectural Digest, but designed by someone who hates you. Spoiler: he should’ve packed sooner.Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoonEmail:[email protected]#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#supernaturalseptember#thiscenturyweek#promnight2#hellomarylou#horrormovies#horrorlover#supernaturalhorror

Supernatural September has arrived! Five weeks of ghostly goodness and spine-tingling shenanigans start here—with Kevin Bacon in Stir of Echoes. Watch a regular dude get zapped into psychic detective mode, solving a mystery he didn’t even ask for. Luckily, he’s got the ultimate horror sidekick: Detective Mom Eames, serving “supportive queen” energy every step of the way.Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoonEmail:[email protected]#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#supernaturalseptember#lastcenturyweek#stirofechoes#horrormovies#horrorlover#supernaturalhorror

Camp Month wraps with a banger: Friday the 13th Part 2!Sequel Week kicks off with Jason Voorhees making his bloody debut—before the hockey mask, but already hacking his way into horror history and our hearts! No kids this time, just fresh-faced counselors who thought they were signing up for s’mores, sing-alongs, and capture the flag… instead, they got two days of “training” and a crash course in blood, guts, and running for their lives.New Episodes drop Mondays!Up next: New month, new theme! I don’t know what yet but we’ll all find out in a week! Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoon#gnrpodcast#campmonth#sequelweek#fridaythe13th2#friday13th#jasonvorrhees#horror#horrorlover#slasher

Camp Month Continues! Black Week drags us deep into the backwoods of West Virginia, where a Father-Son camping trip meant for bonding and fresh air takes a hard left into nightmare fuel. Instead of s’mores and star-gazing, they run headfirst into racist locals, a backwoods cult hopped up on drugs, and a monster with disturbingly good rope skills. What follows is a brutal fight for survival—and a father’s desperate mission to save his son.Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below 👇🏾 for other reviews LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoon#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#campmonth#blackweek#thehangman#blackhorror#horror#horrorlover

It’s Week 2 of Camp Month and we reach our ThisCentury pick: Deer Camp 86! What an exciting time for hunting, racism and dude bros in northern MI. How can I, a Detroit native pass up a film with the tagline: “They should’ve stayed in Detroit where it was safe!” And seriously, they should’ve stayed have. Either way, push play and listen to the story of 5 dude Bros, drunk AF, with dangerous weapons on an adventure to kill, litter and maybe fall in love 🥰 Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoon#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#campmonth#thiscenturyweek#deercamp86#dudebros

It’s the last month of summer so before school starts, we’re going to camp! That’s right folks, it’s Camp Month 🏕️☀️🎣 We’re playing camp games, eating gross camp food, getting incessantly bullied cuz we don’t have tits yet AND some of us are getting murdered 😳 Join me for the rousing tale of Sweet Baby Angela, Camp MVP Cousin Ricky amd and a whole slew of adults that should be arrested if they hadn’t been kilt! Music By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!Follow me below for other reviews 👇🏾LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonInstagram:@ghostninjaraccoon#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#campmonth#thiscenturyweek#sleepawaycamp#sweetbabyangela

In our final week of SharkMonth, we’ve made it to our Shark related sequel for #SequelWeek! Clearly you see what I selected: Shark Attack 2! This movie feels like if Miami Vice took place at an aquarium and Crockett & Tubbs were investigating sea crimes whilst falling in love. Complete with smooth, smooth stock R&B melodies accompanied by warm sunsets and Crocodile Jack!This one’s a doozy but you’ve got to listen cuz it ends with love! And that almost never happens on the shit I watch😂Follow me below 👇🏾 for other reviews LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoon#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#SharkMonthJuly#SequelWeekFollow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected] By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

SHARK-MONTH continues with a bonafide Muthafucking classic: DEEP BLUE SEA! That’s right I just made it into #LastCenturyWeek with this 1999 banger. We get Samuel L Jackson playing our best Big Money Investor, Chef Cool J cooking up the hits, Sexy Scientists sciencing shit they ain’t got no business sciencing and genetically modified sharks killing errybody!So sit back, relax and get ready for a hilarious retelling of a shark killing classic 🦈🦈🦈Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonWanna suggest a movie?Email: [email protected] read my other reviews?LETTERBXD: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

SHARK MONTH continues! That’s right, mid-July and was totally thinking about jumping in the ocean for a nice reprieve from this heat. Unfortunately these water are infested with genetically hybridized creatures created for Science Reasons literally no one understands 🤦🏾‍♀️So sit back, relax, maybe slam a cold cock (actually don’t, I’d hate for you to birth a tummy alien) and listen to me tell you all about Sharktopus & Whalewolf cuz what else you got to do! Check out episode 31 Another Wolf Cop for the Cold Cock reference! Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

We’ve made it to July and it’s hot as balls outside so clearly we all need a nice chill dip in the ocean. If you’ve pulled up on this episode you’re just in time for Shark Month! We are starting off with our #BlackWeek selection and surprisingly not the most ridiculous movie I’m gonna do this month 😂 Sit back, relax, grab a snack and hear all the details of how Steve Urkel grew up, joined the navy, got a PHD, became an aquatic acoustic engineer, made a shark sound machine and kilt a mega shark, a crocosaurus, and a bunch of croc babies! FYI, the details pick up at “shark sound machine”, ain’t nobody got time for Dr.Private Urkels college shenanigans!Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

The final entry for Horror Comedy June means it’s a sequel and I picked a doozy this week! ANOTHER WOLFCOP! Listen, if you’ve seen Wolfcop then you clearly know that this shit is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-SAnd if you haven’t, then buckle up buttercup cuz this one is crazy. We get a greedy land developer, evil mayor Kevin Smith and a bunch of people Slamming Cold Cocks! Now you’re gonna have to listen to find out what that means 😏😜So kick back, relax and get ready for a wild ride!Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#HorrorComedyJune#SequelWeek

Still in Horror Comedy June, we have made it to #ThisCentury Week. Now if you listened to Cocaine Bear you might think I’m doing Crackcoon, but I couldn’t do it 🤦🏾‍♀️ I made it about 25-30 minutes and no crackcoon just weird crack and suburban junkies. They didn’t “live” in the suburbs in the movie, just definitely people who live in the suburbs in real life trying to look cracky 😳 They didn’t, look cracky that is, anyway I digress… Another audible was called and thus our pick is “The Cabin in the Woods”! I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this movie! It’s gory, funny, plays with all the horror tropes AND we learn that unicorns might actually be evil?! Did I mention there’s a hot group of young adults led by Thor himself? But sadly, no hammer, otherwise this would have had a very different ending! Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon#HorrorComedyJune#ThisCenturyWeek

Second week of June and continuing our journey into Horror Comedy,we are jumping into #BlackWeek with: Cocaine Bear! This ,movie stars Baby Cube, Felicity and a pretty boss ass bear who through no fault of her own becomes a drug addict.Listen to me tell you about a bear who happens to violently maul people on a quest to feed herself and babies, more coke. As well as the crew of criminals on the hunt for said coke lost, kids on a school skipping adventure and a single mom who just got the f*ck off work!I realize I forgot the synopsis in the recording, but does anyone really need that for a movie called Cocaine Bear!? It’s about a bear on cocaine! Also, Please forgive the background feedback from my neighbor doing yard work! It’s spring and Neighborhood Yard Wars is well underway! Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

This was fun AF! While I had seen it before and went in with a strong pre re-watch rating of 4, it finishes with a solid 5! The practical special fx combined with perfectly delivered Dr Puns puts this in my “I need something fun to cheer me up” horror category. If it’s still too much for you, no worries, I got you 😉 I’ll give you all the pertinent details and you can let your imagination do the rest. So Listen to me tell you about a revenge seeking self “trained” dr, hilariously murder a bunch of people cuz reasons. Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

On literally the last day of the month and final day of MAY-LIEN I finally made it to #SequelWeek and while I could’ve chosen something respectable, I chose CRITTERS 4!Listen to me regale you with tales of pretty shitty Atari space travel, moody space teen angst and surprisingly only a few actual critters as I skip over Critters 2 & 3 and go straight to the end of this franchise! We get apparently always ripped Angela Bassett and Charles Lee Ray pre-serial killing and voodoo spirit doll rituals. Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!

Y’all we are still in #MAYLIEN, it’s #BLACKWEEK and I think I found out what made Lt. Mertaugh too old for this shit! LA in the 90’s, while it was hot AF, gang violence on 12 and also Predator? In Downtown? Sounds pretty unbelievable but it’s all facts! We also get to see nearly cute Gary Busey “Buse-ing” it up all over the place. Listen to me tell you about Detective Mister, in his hottest and sweatiest intergalactic crime fighting battle ever! Follow me on socials for new episodes:Instagram, Bluesky: @ghostninjaraccoonEmail: [email protected]: @GhstNinjaRacoonMusic By: DJ B. Foreman One of the best to ever do it!#gnrpodcast#ghostninjaraccoon