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The Gory Gays
by Alex Marquez & Stanley Jacobus
Welcome to The Gory Gays, hosted by horror-loving boyfriends Alex & Stanley! 🩰👯🩸 Each (mostly) weekly episode, we carve into horror cinema — from cult classics to underrated gems. Grab your popcorn (and maybe a weapon) — it’s about to get bloody. 🍿🩸
Episodes
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Carrie & Crystal Lake & Halloween Shenanigans
We're back for the Spooky Season, ghouls and girls! While this episode covers quite a lot (we've been gone since February), the main focus is the 1979 ABC special, 'The Halloween That Almost Wasn't' (or 'The Night Dracula Saved the World') -- a twenty-five minute Halloween romp for the ages...
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Scream 7 (2026)
If Sidney-fucking-Prescott is back… then so are The Gory Gays. 🔪🩰👯🩸 BEWARE! We SPOIL everything about this amazing, campy, nostalgia laced, blood-soaked movie. You’ve been warned. & also be aware that this is a very scattered episode. More so than usual. Whereas we usually have a “format” of...
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Halloween: H20 [Audio Commentary]
🎃 Happy Halloween, gory bb’s! 🎃 We’re unlocking a Patreon-exclusive episode just for YOU to celebrate Samhain! 🕸️✨ (Recorded back in August — so if it feels a little dated, that’s why 👀. Halloween in August? We love chaos. Regardless, this is officially Episode 55. Even if it came before...
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*Patreon Clip* Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows (2000) [Audio Commentary]
*Intro Only - go to our Patreon for the full episode! Join now for $3 a month!* Today (10.27) marks the anniversary of “Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2”, and we couldn’t resist dropping an anniversary episode for one of our personal favorites! Press play with us at the 1:00:03 mark and relive the...
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Sleepaway Camp (1983)
"You won't be coming home..." 🏕️ Episode 54 is live, gory bb’s! 🏕️ Alex & Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out the cult classic “Sleepaway Camp” — you know the one… those Camp Arawak kids dropping like flies (and just as sticky as the ones on that creepy kitchen fly paper 😱). Tune in now…
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*Patreon Clip* Halloween: H20 (1998) [Audio Commentary]
*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! Alex and Stanley are slashing up and bleeding out one of the best "Halloween" sequels the goriest way we know how -- audio commentary style! -- and with that comes a mini SPOILER FILLED review of "Weapons" (you've been...
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I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998)
It’s Fisherman Friday! Again! (Ha..ha….) Alex and Stanley are back to discuss “I Still Know What You Did Last Summer” (1998) -- everyone’s favorite sequel, are-we-right??? (Double sigh) Enjoy our chat, including but not limited to one of the most scattered plots we’ve ever had to slash up, how…
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I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997)
"If you're going to bury the truth, make sure it stays buried." Put on your slickers and grab your fishing hooks because we’re going to the bluest town that’s ever existed to bury some bodies and keep some secrets! You guessed it gory bb’s, we’re slashing up and bleeding out the slasher classic…
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Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1995)
“If looks could kill, he wouldn’t need a chainsaw.” Did you know there’s a random entry in the Texas Chainsaw series starring Renée Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey?! 😱 Yup — it’s real. It’s called Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1994) (aka The Next Generation) and it’s the fever dream…
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*Patreon Clip* Solo Stanny - Witchboard 2: The Devil's Doorway (1993) [Audio Commentary]
*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 7/7) Crack those knuckles, burn your sage, and prep yourselves for some truly bad screenwriting -- because we're skipping the first "Witchboard" and diving right into it's stupid sequel - Part 2: "The Devil's...
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*Patreon Clip* Solo Stanny - Teen Witch (1989) [Audio Commentary]
*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 6/26) Gory Gay Pride continues! It's an off week for Alex, so grab your spell books, your tutu's, and your hairspray and join Stanley as he slashes up and bleeds out the gayest eighties cult classic, the...
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We're Back! Happy Birthday To Us!
Actually, though! — Alex makes his gory return to celebrate not only our birthday (remember, we share a birthday and it's literally today), but our long awaited (at least for Stanley) 50th episode where we finally take the time to slash up and bleed out the last six months of our lives -- what...
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*Patreon Clip* 49.5 Pt III - Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings (1993) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]
*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/30 @ 12pm) If you didn't know about Pumpkinhead II: Bloodwings, you do now! Tune in with Stanley as he slashes up and bleeds out the most definitely forgotten sequel to the beloved late 80's monster-opus…
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*Patreon Clip* 49.5 Pt. II - The Eyes of My Mother (2016) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]
*Intro Only - Go to our Patreon for the FULL EPISODE! Don't worry, it's free! (available 5/22) Happy (late) Mother's Day from us to you! Stanley gives some insight on serving tables on the beloved holiday, his adoration for Alyssa Milano, and ultimately, a narration on Nicolas Pesce's sometimes...
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49.5 Pt. 1 - Mikey (1992) [Audio Commentary w/ Stanley]
“Remember, Jason and Freddy were kids once, too.” Until we are able to record our 50th episode together, Stanley is going to do some solo audio commentaries — in a series we’re calling “49.5” For "49.5 Part 1", Stanley slashes up and bleeds out all things Mikey (1992), a twisted and often...
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Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024
Happy New Year to all of our gory lil bb's out there! We're so happy to give you our Ultimate Slash Up & Bleed Out of 2024 -- where we go over most of the releases of the last twelve months, wether we liked what we saw or forgot completely, and which ones resonated the most and left an impact on…
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Santa Isn't Real (2023)
"Have yourself a scary little Christmas..." & a GORY ONE, too! For our final episode of the year, we thought we’d slash up and bleed out the gift that keeps on giving — "Santa Isn't Real” (2023) -- So, join us as we discuss uninvested performances / interesting acting choices from almost everyone...
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Thanksgiving (2023) [Audio Commentary]
Put on your holiday best, kids, because today we're slashing up and bleeding out another Eli Roth flick for you and it's just in time for, well, THANSKGIVING! We're talking everything from Black Friday experiences of yesterday, That Hot Mom Turkey (if you know you know), the “Scream”-y dynamic...
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Night of the Demons (1988)
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS (1988) has become a Halloween favorite over the last 36 years (happy bday, baby!) and we’re here to slash it up and bleed it out for you — from the terrible dialogue, the more-than-effective effects, and Linnea Quigley’s infamous lipstick scene, we cover the bases and so much...
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Bonus Episode: Trivia Night Pt. 2
Hello gory boys and ghouls! It's been a year since our first and only episode dedicated to trivia, so we thought, why not do another one! Of course, we yack about some of the new things we're watching (mostly good, but nothing really rewatchable) -- but essentially this episode is aimed at…
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Return To Oz (1985)
Gory babies... it's our 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE! So naturally, we're slashing up and bleeding out perhaps our scariest film to date... and it's a Disney film...? Oh yes... it's finally time for RETURN TO OZ (1985), aka one of Stanley's personal favorites. Join us as we tip-toe down the Yellow...
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) [Audio Commentary]
"If Nancy doesn't wake up screaming... she won't wake up at all." This movie needs no introduction. Join us as we (finally) delve into the madness and beauty of the original "Elm Street" film, directed and written by horror maestro Wes Craven. We slash up and bleed out not only this perfect piece...
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Freaks (1932) [Audio Commentary]
We've unlocked another one of our commentaries from the Patreon! Join us as we slash up and bleed out Tod Browning's 1932 classic and notoriously unseen film, "Freaks"! What a fucking gem of a movie you guys and we are genuinely excited to shed some well-deserved light on it (as freaks ourselves,...
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Hocus Pocus (1993) [Audio Commentary]
You read that right! We're celebrating Halloween early, gory bb's! We unlocked our first Patreon audio commentary from back in July and have given it to you for FREE! Just a little taste for what you can get when you subscribe! We had so much fun slashing up and bleeding out everyone's favorite...
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War of the Worlds (2005)
Happy 40th Episode from us to you! We close out our random but exciting “Blockbuster Summer” theme with not only a Spielberg film, but a Tom Cruise vehicle to boot — 2005’s WAR OF THE WORLDS, a movie where tripod aliens erupt from the earth after being sent down from lightning bolts and then...
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Joy Ride (2001)
"Don't screw with people you don't know." We’re taking you back to the days of CB radios and when Paul Walker was our leading man (and Leelee Sobieski was the leading lady, even…) My, oh my, was 2001 a different time, and did we love it or what? That’s right gory goats, we’re covering John Dahl’s...
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Dante's Peak (1997)
We'd like to consider Episode 38 our "Summer Blockbuster" film, and for the following reasons: a) it's mostly an action film b) Pierce Brosnan c) it's not TWISTERS d) refer to "c" Everyone tune in now as we slash up and bleed out our first natural disaster flick - and a collective fav, as it…
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Dead Alive (1992)
Welcome back to Episode 37 of The Gory Gays, bloody babies! We’re discussing Peter Jackson’s entirely insane 1992 comedy-splatter film, DEAD ALIVE (aka BRAINDEAD) — a movie so gory that it’s almost shocking. Listen now as we (Alex and Stanley, in case you've forgotten... it has been a minute!)...
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Love Lies Bleeding (2024)
We're closing out Pride Month with another lesbian-thriller for all of our gory gaybies. LOVE LIES BLEEDING (2024) is the second directorial effort from Rose Glass, and we'll just tell you now, it's everything you might want and more from a bloody queer vehicle driven by Kristen Stewart, with…
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What Keeps You Alive (2018) [Audio Commentary]
We told you last week we had you covered for Pride, and don’t we ever? WHAT KEEPS YOU ALIVE (2018) is an intense queer horror thriller made just for US! Filled with broken bones, lots of blood, great music, and two stellar lead performances that will certainly make you feel something. Also, we...
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The Coffee Table (2024)
We’re kicking off Pride Month with a real one for ya: and that would be Caye Casa’s very, very dark and very, very disturbing Spanish film, THE COFFEE TABLE (released in the States in 2024, but in its home country in 2022)… and while it may not have much to with anything LGBTQ-related (don’t…
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Late Night With the Devil (2024)
“Do not adjust your set.” We didn't even realize until this very episode, episode 33, that we haven't covered a current theatrical release yet! So, here you go: LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (2024) -- it came out just a couple of months ago, and now, you can watch it in the comfort (or discomfort,...
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Mother's Day (1980) [Audio Commentary]
“They never forget their mama.” Happy (late) Mama’s Day to all those Mom’s out there! To honor all of ‘em, we give you our audio commentary for what we consider to be one of the greatest horror movies to be made (for a number of reasons), and that would be MOTHER’S DAY (1980). Listen to Alex and...
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The Strangers: Prey At Night (2018)
"If you're lucky, you die first." Alex and Stanley conclude their Salty Sequels theme with the much-better-than-it-should-be THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT (2018)! Baby Scream Queen-in-the-making Bailee Madison stars (just ask her) as a whiny teen who is fighting for her life in a secluded trailer...
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The Blair Witch Project (1999) [Audio Commentary]
"In October of 1994, three student filmmakers disappeared in the woods near Burkittsville, Maryland while shooting a documentary called ‘The Blair Witch Project’. A year later their footage was found." Episode 30 + Lonnie's Lottery = THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT (1999) Easily one of the greatest…
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Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (1987)
“In 1957, Mary Lou Maloney went up in flames. Now she’s back… and she’s burning mad.” We're back, and we don’t think there’s a saltier sequel out there than HELLO MARY LOU: PROM NIGHT II (1987) -- and here’s why: Mary Lou Maloney, baby! Plain and simple ! Tune in to Episode 29 today as Alex and...
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Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986)
Salty Sequel Month moves forward with POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE (1986)! Set one year after the events of the first movie, the Freeling Fam have relocated to Arizona to get on with their lives, but of course, the ghosts of Cueste Verde aren’t finished with li’l Carole Anne just yet so they’ve...
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The Rage: Carrie 2 (1999)
We have another 25th birthday in the house with another underrated sequel -- 1999's THE RAGE: CARRIE 2, starring Emily Bergl as the half-sister of Sissy Spacek's iconic Carrie, a troubled girl trying to keep her supernatural powers under wrap while trying to fend off a group of evil popular kids....
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Videodrome (1983) [Audio Commentary]
Alex and Stanley are inserting their favorite gooey beta-cassette’s into each others stomach-slits this week (watch the movie) to slash up and bleed out Daddy Cronenberg’s visually stunning and self-aware horror opus VIDEODROME (1983) — starring a beautiful (but underused) Debbie Harry as a sexy...
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Leprechaun 4: In Space (1997) [Audio Commentary]
Happy St. Patrick's Day from us to you! Enjoy our audio commentary on the fourth entry in the LEPRECHAUN series: IN SPACE! Who would have thought? And also... dare we say that we kind of had fun? HA! These films are definitely hit or miss, but this one has a little bit of something for everyone…
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Infinity Pool (2023)
Have no fear, gory babies, because we’re back with a new episode! Forgive the horrific lag - Stanley’s been zombified — but he’s better now and he and Alex are more than thrilled to slash up and bleed out Brandon Cronenberg’s INFINITY POOL (2023) - and what a perfect movie to begin March Madness…
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Cherry Falls (1999)
Our “Love Hurts” month ends with the Geoffrey Wright-directed CHERRY FALLS (1999), which celebrates its 25th birthday this year (kind of — listen to the episode for more on that.) Brittany Murphy stars in this controversial and heavily tampered with slasher about a serial killer in a small town...
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The Thing (1982)
We’re back with another John Carpenter classic, and that would be 1982's chilly creature feature, THE THING -- starring everyones favorite Kurt Russell (and his beard) as a bad-ass helicopter pilot fighting a shapeshifting entity in Alaska... err, Antarctica. This is our second selection from...
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The Love Witch (2016) [Audio Commentary]
For Valentine's Day, we invite you to sit down and watch THE LOVE WITCH (2016) with us! It's been a minute since the last time we did an audio commentary, and while this movie may not seem very fitting for a horror podcast, it was still fun to slash up and bleed out on this gory little day of...
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The Blackcoat's Daughter (2015)
We’re so proud to give to you guys our 20th episode — and the fact that we get to utilize it to talk about THE BLACKCOAT’S DAUGHTER (2015) makes it all the more exciting (if you didn't know, it's one of Stanley's all-time favorites!) We’ll keep this short and sweet so you just listen to the…
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Cam (2018)
And just like that, we're in the month of love, and we're starting things off with a (kinda) sexy, (kinda) insane bang: 2018's "Cam" -- written by former cam girl Isa Mazzei. This is a (kinda) dark exploration into the life of a cam performer named Alice, played to perfection by Emmy nominee...
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Hereditary (2018)
We don't think "Hereditary" (2018) needs any sort of introduction, so just give this ol' episode a listen if you want to hear us talk everything Toni Collette (she was robbed of an Oscar nod, and we don't think anyone would disagree with us on this), everything Paimon (Alex is an expert…
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Incident In A Ghostland (2018)
INCIDENT IN A GHOSTLAND (2018) is a weird little movie that we believe didn't achieve what it originally intended to, but it still brought enough to the table for us to slash up and bleed out for you so join us this week as we talk dope doll-costumes, awesome isolated house set pieces, pastels,...
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Christine (1983)
Today we’re revving up our Plymouth Fury’s and talking about John Carpenter’s 1983 take on Stephen King’s novel, CHRISTINE— a fine little tale about a boy and his car. Of course, there’s a little more to it than just that (we have two masters of horror coming together behind one possessed wheel…
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Midnight Kiss (2019)
Happy New Year's, Gory Goons! We're happy to be here at the stroke of midnight on the 'eve of 2024 to give you a "Midnight Kiss" (2019) -- and how fun slash convenient is this?! No, seriously... this episode is dropping at MIDNIGHT on New Year's Day of 2024... making you, our listeners, our...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Welcome to The Gory Gays, hosted by horror-loving boyfriends Alex & Stanley! 🩰👯🩸 Each (mostly) weekly episode, we carve into horror cinema — from cult classics to underrated gems. Grab your popcorn (and maybe a weapon) — it’s about to get bloody. 🍿🩸
HOSTED BY
Alex Marquez & Stanley Jacobus
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