All Episodes

Episode 154 - Not in God’s White Heaven

Episode 153 - Goofus Soup

Episode 152 - The Great Asleepening

Episode 151 - “Working” With the “Rod”

Episode 150 - Ina Coolbrith is a Cool Bitch

Episode 149 - A Burning in the Boobies

Episode 148 - The Cock of Dawn

Episode 147 - Imagine Being Whelmed

Episode 146 - My Emotional Support Virgin

Episode 145 - The Mummy With Papyrus in His Tummy

Episode 144 - God is Three Guys in a Trenchcoat

Episode 143 - Copied And Horse-Pasted

HOAMT Episode 7 - Girl Jesus, Christine Marie

Episode 142 - Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters

Episode 141 - Van Gogh, and Also Van Goghne

Episode 140 - Cornhole With Satan

Episode 139 - The Apologyptologists

Episode 138 - Not To Beat a Dead Hôr

Episode 137 - The Male Loneliness Epidemic in Eden

Episode 136 - James-McAvoy-God Theory

Episode 135 - Cash Me Ousside, God

Episode 134 - An Important Part of This Balanced Bullshit

Episode 133 - Urland Signature Mummy 4-Pack

Episode 132 - Straight Up Cain-Babies

Episode 131 - So You Had A Religious Sex Dream

Episode 130 - Fetus of the Month

Episode 129 - Honey, I Fucked the Son

HOAMT Episode 8 - Pie on a Mountain Top

Episode 128 - Save Room For Nuance

Episode 127 - Goldicocks and the Three Bears

Episode 126 - The Joey Touch

Episode 125 - A Burning In Your Bush

HOAMT Episode 7 - A Jesus Hors d'Oevres Situation

Episode 124 - The Devil ‘n Stuff

HOAMT Episode 6 - Wung It

Episode 123 - Freshly-Squeezed Ghost

Episode 122 - Webspionage

Episode 121 - Jesus Wanted Them for Sunbeams

Episode 120 - A Hot Girl Named Hagar

Episode 119 - Yo Whaddup, Sky Baby Guy, Put 'Er There

Episode 118 - Squish Me, Sky Daddy

Episode 117 - Socially Acceptable Cages for Babies

Episode 116 - Diabolical Rascality

Episode 115 - From Shit to Different Shit

Episode 114 - You Can Persecute DEEZ NUTS

Episode 113 - Listen, Sister-Child

Episode 112 - Really Rackled Some Lapels

Episode 111 - A Priesthood Appendage

Episode 110 - Thinly Veiled Penistry

Episode 109 - Our Grave-Pissing Tour

Episode 108 - Leadershit Bootcamp

Episode 107 - Mid-Century Mormon

Episode 106 - A Tale of Two Eyerings

AI on a Mountaintop: Beaver Island the Musical

Episode 105 - If You Could Holla At Kolob

HOTMT Episode 5 - They're All Todd

Episode 104 - Spoinky On Top

Episode 103 - Wet Hot American War Crimes

Episode 102 - A Ba-nuke-a, if You Will

Episode 101 - Heil Jesus, I Guess

Episode 100 - Vagoos Aside

Episode 99 - A Horseshoe of Nazis

Episode 98 - Say Perchance to Drugs

Episode 97 - The Gulf of Zion

Episode 96 - Jurassic Ark

Episode 95 - Petri Dish of Bullshit

Episode 94 - Snippedy-Snip, Boys!

Episode 93 - Plubius Dubius Scrubius

Episode 92 - Pioneerin’ with the Fishes

Episode 91 - Disney Rigdon

Episode 90 - The Temu Zion

Episode 89 - He Grabbed My Spiritual Ass

Episode 88 - Satan is a Waterbender

Episode 87 - Priestcrap, If You Will

Episode 86 - Rocky Road Flavored Christianity

Episode 85 - Just Two Bread and a Meat

Episode 84 - Jesus Loves a Bargain

Episode 83 - Melt-in-your-Mouth Mercy

HOAMT Episode 4 - 7 Years a Squirrel

Episode 82 - Spiritual Breakdancing

Episode 81 - Go To Your Happy Gethsemane

Episode 80 - Spiritual Re-gifts

Episode 79 - Music On Tap

Episode 78 - Genital Conference

Episode 77 - Et Tu, Goosicus?

Episode 76 - Ye Olde Version of a Diss Track

Episode 74 - Pörn

Episode 75 - The Swiss Cheese Extremities Man

Episode 73 - How Not To Play Trumpet

Episode 72 - More White Boy Shit

Episode 71 - That New-Earth Smell

Episode 70 - The Pink Jumpsuit of Satan

Episode 69 - A Smoot Point

Episode 68 - Bosom-Haver, Funeral Potater

HOAMT Episode 3 - The Columbus of Being Judgy Bitches

Episode 67 - Charcutes For Jesus

Episode 66 - Give All Your Gay to Jesus

Episode 65 - Jesus Howard Christ

HOAMT Episode 2 - Through the Mortal Portal

Episode 64 - If The Wagon’s A-Rockin’

Episode 63 - Zion is the Friends We Made Along the Way

Episode 62 - The Lord is My Chicken

Episode 61 - The Answer is Shut Up

Episode 60 - WiffWoof and the Q-Duzz

Episode 59 - Sorry ‘Bout Your Jimmies

Episode 58 - The Regina George of Religion

Episode 57 - Mutually Consensual Fisticuffs

HOAMT Episode 1 - Honestly and Genuinely Kevin

Episode 56 - It's An Eternal Maybe

Episode 55 - Called To Mansplain

Episode 54 - When Shiz Hit The Fan

Episode 53 - Snake Lake City

Episode 52 - Ether Bunny

Episode 51 - Gaslighting AF

Episode 50 - Men Are Greasy Weasels

Episode 49 - Let's Get Festive, Bitches

Episode 48 - Get-Out-of Earth Free Card

Episode 47 - Cursed With Butterfingers

Episode 46 - A Pocket Square In Prison

Episode 45 - Pontius Pilate Is A Fugly Slut

Episode 44 - Jesusily Sprinting Across A Field

Episode 39.1 - Men Are Inconsistent and Contradictory

Episode 43 - Not At All Communism

Episode 42 - Jacobugath, So Hot Right Now

Episode 41 - Flaming Butter Knife

Episode 40 - Live Lawndartulously

Episode 39 - Men Are Less Than Dust Part 6.1

Episode 38 - Men Are Devilish Part 5

Episode 37 - Men Are Lifted Up In Pride Part 4

Episode 36 - Men Are Quick To Do Evil Part 3

Episode 35 - Men Are Foolish Part 2

Episode 34 - Men Are Unstable Part 1

Episode 33 - Make Zarahemla Great Again

Episode 32 - Whoreshadowing

Episode 31 - Balognephi Sammiches

Episode 30 - Tears of the Priesthood

Episode 29 - The Dodge Grand Caravan of Seafaring Vessels

Episode 28 - The Ol’ Gazzle-Dazzle

Episode 27 - Korihor on the Street

Episode 26 - Crocodile Jesus

Episode 25 - Heaping Helping of Hubris

Episode 24 - Hands Down

Episode 23 - Mesoamerican Sock Puppet

Episode 22 - Healthy Touch Parties

Episode 21 - Sapphically Ever After

Episode 20 - Reformed Egyptian Cotton

Episode 19 - Sticks and Stones

Episode 18 - Thigh Math

Episode 17 - Baptism at Bernie's

Episode 16 - The Total Absence of Leopards

Episode 15 - A Little Job for Joseph

Episode 14 - Real Housewives of Nauvoo

Episode 13 - Shitmonade

Episode 12 - Intro To Bagpiping

Episode 11 - #NotMyJesus

Episode 10 - Uncircumcised Hearts

Episode 9 - We Don't Need No EduQuestions

Episode 8 - Nephi's Superlarge Good Time Beef Boy

Episode 7 - Nice Boat Dumbass

Episode 6 - Heap of Harlots

Episode 5 - En Route To Smoot

Episode 4 - Oh, The Cupidity

Episode 3 - The Trolley Problem but with Swords

Episode 2 - Horse Girl: Joseph Smith

Episode 1 - Bleachurch