All Episodes
My Hijacked American Lie-fe — 119 episodes
More or Less.....
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Goodnight....
Unintended Consequences....
You're Fucked....in the Ass and Mouth....Spit Roast Style!
French Fuckers....Can't Trust Em'....
Ass-Gooooaaaalllllllssss........
Liz the Jizz Stain Becomes Cumguzzlesaurus.....
Ghost Bustin a Nut on the The Jizz Stain....
Drivers Test With Multiple Personalities...
Escalator to Hell....for this bitch!
Nobel Piece of Shit Prize Award....
The Three Little Pigs Are Dead....
Krusti Kristi Kuhn The Kum Klown...
How to Remove The Jizz Stain!
Schizophrenic Business Men
The Dirty Bird....
Fucking Idiots....Absolute Fuck Tards ((Looks Like I Will Be A Majority Shareholder In Rite Aide))!
A Working Girl Title Named After My Least Favorite Working Girl on Unemployment....
Jay Just Walked In Off The Street...Part Fuckin Quatro: The last of This Stragely Titled Series.
Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero dos plus uno
Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Tres minus one
Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Uno!
What Would You Do?
The Beginning Phase of My Manifestation of Your Complete Annihilation
The Sperminator is Dead!
The Terminator vs The Sperminator Part 1
The Jizz Stain Becomes A Superhero "The Sperminator"!
The Six Million Dollar Dead Man!
Cripple Fight!
This Guy, He Will Cut Your Fucking Head Off and Keep Walking.....
Corrupt As Fuck: The Sequel...
We Have to Kill Jay Before He Kills Us.....(Not Fucking Likely)!
He Knows I Have Been Poisoning Him.....
He Is A Cereal Killer!
I Have a Dream.... Actually Several Reoccurring Wet Dreams (Please Don't Tell Anyone)!
I Went to to The San Diego Zoo And All I Got Was Roar-Shockered.....
Multiracial Panda Joke that Will Hopefully Offend Many.....
I Shoplift at Ross....It's not Something i am Proud Of (like "accidentally" killing that hooker)!
Praying Mantis Joke by Jay Bryson Kambestad.
Haunted House Joke By Jay Bryson Kambestad
He speaks.....
Another Disturbingly Gad-Awful Episode That is Sure to Disappoint....
I Hate That He is So Much Smarter Than Me!
The First Step is Admitting You Are Truly a Piece of Shit....
Fun Fact: Did You Know that Jizz/Shit Stains Can Talk?
You Are Going To Kill Him!
The Jizz Stain Gets Tossed Back Into the Cum Dumpster of Primordial Ooze that She Dripped From.....
Andrew the Pooper Cooper of Sam Sling Blades Shit Holes Meets Baby Chief.....
Jay is Literally Sitting on Our Doorstep.....
Never In A Million Years.....
Theresa Stevens; a Cunt so Nasty and Uninviting That The Devil Himself Told Me He Wouldnt Fuck You!
Tessa Elizabeth Stevens, I Wish Your Mother and I had Aborted You With A Rusty Coathanger.....
We Have to Have Him (Jay) Killed....
Chief Wiggam and Officer Carl Winslow
Just, Gad-Awful...
A Street Car Named, Retarded.
Jay Has Everything He Needs.....
Ok, Well that Sucks (and No Jizz Stain, I dont mean dicks or drinking semen so calm down).
There is No Way We Should Ever Lose.....
The Unknown Road.....(my favorite Pennywise album. About Time is a close second)
The Sufferer and The Witness.....
I, The Jizz Stain, Want You to Kill Him.....(because I am an awful person)....
You're a Fucking Psycho Liz, Yes You, Liz The Jizz Stain...
His Dad Paid me 50 Grand and Than I Fucked His Dad.... Because I am A Shit Bag.....He is a Delta Guy
You All Mean Nothing to Me....
Corrupt As Fuck.....
Jay is One of the Most Agrressive People on the Planet....
The Harborview Inn-tolerable House of Whores Part Due-sche Bag
He is an Idiot.... No, Jizz Stain, You are the Idiot!
Contest for The Worst Person on Earth.....
Jay Will Have Me Killed Because of What I Have Done!
Liz The Jizz Stain Rogers is Crowned Officially The World's Worst Person!
What the Fuck Was That All About ....
If That Piece of Shit Jimbo hadn't Paid Everyone Off.....We Would be Fucked!
He Doesn't Doubt It For a Second.....
Sir Lies A lot....
The Joke, Being Not So Funny!
The Un-Cum On Your Face-fort Inn....
Liz the Jizz Stain Enjoys Getting Fucked in the Ass by Me....The Destroyer!
Andrew Cooper Sells His Ass for 300 Fucks....I mean Bucks....
Elizabeth Victoria Rogers of Chicago Illinois. Born August 19, 1975. What an Absolute Disgrace.
Elizabeth Victoria Rogers is Awful....a Good Candidate for the Death Penalty.
The Jizz Stain Taking Ir-Responsibility of Her Actions....
The Harborview Inn-tolerable House of Whores....
So, he (Jay) Needs to Die....
Another Loathesome Episode....
Liz the Jizz Stain is Just Absolutely Awful....
I didnt Win but I didnt Fuckin lose....
He Will Never Forget I saw him Getting Raped.....
You Need to Kill Him, David...
Loathesome Liz the Jizz Stain meets Krusty Kristi The Klown...
I Fell Asleep....
Jimbo the Joke....
All He Can Do is Stare Blankly.....
Because I can't Fucking Stand Him!
Jay Doesn't Know Anything.....
Google....the saga continues....
We are Screwed....
Google wants to make a Deal.... finally!
The not so Rad-isson hotel in Rancho Bernardo
300 Billion
That's not Jay
Running his own show....
Introducing, Kerri Mechling
Stupid Kevin!
Because he is better than me
The Learning Phase
What the fuck is a parabolic microphone?
He's a Fucking Loser, Kevin....he is a fucking loser!
I want him dead....
Elizabeth ROGERS, God I Hate this bitch....
Dumb and Dumber....
Burn the Boats.....
David Copperfield.....
The Process of Belief.....
The Powers that Were.....
The Serpent and the Squandrel
The Greatest Betrayal.
The Voices