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All Episodes

Ratbag with Mel & Sam — 177 episodes

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1

Bone Idol & Sorority Chef Pasta

2

Workshopping Our Musical, Dining In At IKEA & The Search For The Queer DCCs

3

Jello-Shot Gate and a Fake Car Crash

4

Olivia Rodrigo, MTC’S Losing Face & Free To Air Supremacy

5

Gut Health and Glee in 2026

6

Australian Theatre: A State Of Emergency? (Beetlejuice Tour Cancellation & More)

7

Where In The World Is Gabriella Cilmi?

8

Virgin Island, The ManTildas & A Nudie Run For Showreels

9

Could You Survive Doorville?

10

PINK At The Tonys - What Does It All MEAN??

11

Our Lil Hearts Are Melting At Queering The Map

12

TERRORISED By ‘Boys Night Out’ At The Cinema

13

The Rude Finger Is Out, The Scissor Jazz Hands Are In

14

SHOUTOUT To The Pokémon Community xoxo

15

Possum Thrush With Our Number One Legend Kirsty Webeck

16

Thank You Australian Girls Choir … For All The Active Listeners

17

The Universal Go To Movie To Watch In The Sky

18

Why Do Escape Rooms Make Us EVIL?!

19

Bubble-ography, Bunnies and Boiler Suits with Blusher

20

The Coin Collecting Compulsion

21

Kissing In A Lift And Heck Yeah We’d Do It Again!

22

WE CUT LUCY’S HAIR & CALLED HER CRUSH

23

Stuart Little Or Should We Say Skevvy Little

24

Calista Nelmes IS The 983m Tall Heather Chandler We’ve Always Needed!!

25

Rising Above With Rhymes With The Lead Samantha Andrew

26

Heathers The Musical Australia & Down Under Musical Theatre GETTING IT’S FLOWERS

27

My Brilliant Career & A Probiotic Yogurt With Kala Gare

28

Subway Steak Cubes & Spit Roast Sam!

29

We Must Hold Children Accountable For Their Emails

30

This Will Change Your Theatre-Going Experience FOREVER!!

31

BYO Korg with The OG Rat: Gabbi Bolt

32

Insecurities & Illness (Sleepover Style) BECAUSE WE CONTAIN MULTITUDES !!!

33

Ride The Cyclone Is Cats With Dead Children, With Cassie Hamilton

34

Ned Kelly’s Fascinating Family Tree

35

That Timothée Chalamet Interview Was… Something

36

Yeah, Chookas With That!!!

37

San Choy Bow Jail & A Copyright Catastrophe

38

Top 15 Ways To Lose A Cat

39

Alysa Liu’s Artistic Autonomy, Amber Davies In Legally Blonde & Manon’s KATSEYE Departure

40

Zara Larsson And Her "Overnight" Success

41

Mel’s HEATHERS ANNOUNCEMENT, A Laneway Unpack & A Mustard Big Bird Cami

42

Men Need To Stop Putting Cities On Wheels

43

First Kiss Story At PRIDE (And 90% Sashimi)

44

Nikki Blonsky's Cameo Flow State Must Be Studied

45

Sad Nipple Syndrome & The Renee Rapp ‘Bite Me’ Tour

46

Cut The Shit, Grow Up & Get a Grip

47

Our Personal Message To The Ball Kids Of The Australian Open

48

People Ate Shapes In The Swinging 60's??? Come Again???

49

The Yuh-sification Of ‘Sunday In The Park With George’ & Becoming Foster Parents !!

50

One Hour In Of Our 24 Hour Live Stream

51

Is December 10 Just A Simon Cowell Midlife Crisis?!

52

Ms Hannigan Would Top Daddy Warbucks

53

A Holographic Pop Socket Held For Ransom

54

Mary Poppins Without Her Bag Of Bits, Is Merely Just A Woman

55

Death To Music Theatre Merch & Pantone Colour Of The Year!!

56

Happy 2026!!! Now go talk to your neighbours!!!

57

Janette & Janelle Rogan Have Depression (Welcome To The Interim)

58

The Second Ratbag Christmas Special

59

The Mum-Ification Of Mel Abroad

60

Siri Is A Nimwit, And Some Other Gripes With Tech

61

Angel Trees, Barricade Walks & Monetising A Friendship

62

Fresh Haircut and a Piss Trough

63

Reclining Your Chair Is FEMINISM!!

64

Before There Was 50 Shades Of Gray, There Was Dr. Esmé Louise James

65

Our Unpacking Of ‘Wicked For Good’

66

Our Official Call Out To The Slime Community

67

The Humble Beginnings Of The Knee Nudge

68

The Ultimate Ranking Of The Arnott's Assorted Creams

69

Crash Outs & The #1 WAG At The Wag Fest

70

Pink Walked So That Chappell Roan Could Run

71

Halloween, Chatty Kathies & Hooking Up With Austin Powers

72

Get Your Lesbian Feet Out Of My Shoes!!!

73

Love Is Blind Season 9 & A 3D-Printed Cadbury Twirl

74

The Dude-if-i-cation Of Where's Wally On Halloween

75

Louvre Heist, Ass-Eating Pirates & A Full Bush

76

Our PHD Analysis On The 'Courtney Take Your Break' Effect

77

Depop Drama Diaries & Trans IVF Chats with Ollie Ayres and Kaite Head

78

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS GIFT GIVING TRAP!?!

79

The Life Of A Showgirl & Mel’s BBL Surgery

80

From Page to Stage With Vidya Makan

81

The Musical Theatre Agent Whose Agency Didn't Exist!

82

Putting The Instagram Fonts On The Dance Moms Pyramid

83

The Toxic Side Of Music Theatre Fandom ft. The Carrie Hope Fletcher Of It All

84

No More Wooden Boards At Cafes!!!!

85

Ed Sheeran Shape Of You?? More Like ED SHEERAN SHAPED ME!!

86

Eyebrow Curlers and the Cool Massage-y Push Something Toy

87

The Social Media Ban & Mooning Princess Diana At Northcote Aquatic Centre

88

What's Going On With The Bear In The Big Blue House?

89

Mitch Brown’s Coming Out & Sabrina Carpenter’s Man’s Best Friend

90

The Long Distance Relationships Episode

91

Astrology & The Fally-Ship Of The Ring (Q&A)

92

Snoop Dogg is a Gig Pig With Milo Hartill

93

The Biggest Loser, Brain Rot & A Bag O’ Chips

94

Why Did We Stop Saying ROFLCOPTER?

95

The Most Fringe Stories To Ever Fringe Story

96

All Aboard For The Rush Hour Crush

97

Renee Rapp’s ‘BITE ME’, Chappell Roan’s ‘THE SUBWAY’ & Cynthia Erivo’s Jesus

98

Crying On A Three Day Live Stream with Taz and Alessia

99

They Hate To See Two Women With A Thriving Cap Business! (Edinburgh Fringe Diaries Pt. 1)

100

The Search For Elle Woods Was TV Gold

101

KATSEYE, Pop Star Academy & A Revenge-Seeking Sultana

102

The Airbnb Story From Hell

103

Justin Bieber’s ‘SWAG’ ft. Pasty & Paul

104

Life Is All Just Caveats and Caviar

105

The World Hates Theatre Kids & Rachel Zegler’s Evita

106

Parasocial Relationships, P.D.A and Privilege with Olga Koch

107

The Ultimatum: Queer Love IS Our SUPERBOWL

108

Blueberries, Hueberries, Blasphemy!

109

Ahhh Yes! The Movie To Musical Pipeline!

110

Mel & Sam Force Sentimentality on Flo & Joan

111

God Forbid A Gal Likes Her Hair Pulled?!

112

Send Us Some Woodland Creatures Cause Today We're Chatting Whimsy!

113

Leave Me Alone, Bitch! I Wanna Have Fun (*Character Shoes)

114

Lockjaw On My Pussy with Ruby Teys

115

Propaganda We ARE Falling For with Dwayne The Rock Andrew

116

Where Has All The Matcha Gone??? With Kemah Bob

117

Sinners, School Reunions And The Matcha Extension From Hell

118

Performative Double Dipping Has Gone Too Far

119

Dolly Parton Would Want You To Be KINDER!!!

120

Australia Finally Has An Attractive Comedian And Her Name Is Elouise Eftos

121

Fatty & Fatgirl Go To The Underworld

122

Chicken Thighs & Box Dye with Will Gibb

123

Winning A Green Room Award In A Nightie From Peter Alexander

124

Are We Just Joe Rogan With C*nty Eyeliner?

125

Is White Lotus REALLY That Good??

126

Nerdy Ass Wizard Rock with Charlene Kaye

127

OMG!! Tom Proposed To Another Woman!!

128

Seahorses Are Cucks With Chloe Petts

129

California Gurls In Space & Suddenly 30 Sam

130

Can We Chat On Instagram I'm So Much Better There Hahav

131

Tits Out For The CCTV!! Cos We’ve Been ROBBED!!

132

Aunty Donna Want To Build A Theme Park

133

We Hired A Beta Incel To Work In Our Panini Shop

134

Attention Theatre Kids: We Have Watched Your Showreel

135

Whatever Happened To Gabriella Cilmi?

136

A Bathroom Door Lock, A Croc & A Fish

137

700 Caps In The Mail & Academic Mommies To The Front

138

The Musical Theatre Sickness with Karis Oka

139

SAY NO TO BULLYING: Live From Adelaide Fringe

140

Why School Of Rock Is The Greatest Film Ever Made

141

Dykes On Bikes (But It’s Dykes On Cunty Pillow Chairs)

142

#SayNoToCoolBaristas

143

GIRL DAD RETURNS!!!

144

Lazy Susan's Hit And Run With A Ninja Turtle Wallet

145

A Perth Heckler, Jacqui From MAFS & A Penis Game At The Airport

146

You've Liked My Story, Now Kiss Me

147

Tim from MAFS, Belle Gibson & Swimming In A Dead Skin Pool

148

Le Freak! C'est Chic! Bandaid!

149

Girl Power At The GRAMMYs, AI In Music & Flashing Our Tits At Gumbuya World

150

Falling In Love & A Big Red Button

151

Oscar Noms, Emilia Perez & Dr Marijuana Pepsi Van Dyke

152

Toaster Dials Measure The... Anyway!

153

TikTok Is OUT And Theatre (The Tennis) Is IN

154

Man's Best Friend, Or Woman's Acquaintance?

155

We Are Sex Positive Neighbours In This House!

156

Out Damned Spot! (But If Lady Macbeth Wore Blue Mascara)

157

The Bangs That Broke The Internet

158

Asking Questions Is Sexy!!!

159

The Late In Life Aubergine Diagnosis

160

2024's Short-'n'-Sweet-Brat-Femininomenon-Summer

161

Christmas Is OVER & Swearing Makes You Smart!

162

The Ratbag Christmas Special

163

We Help Name Tom’s Second Born!

164

Walt Disney's Studio Apartment (aka - The Freezer)

165

Not The Peer-Reviewed ADHD Diagnosis!!

166

I'm Not Your Uber, I'm Your Mate With a Car

167

Give Us Our Spotify Wrapped, Cowards!!

168

Portrait Of A Squirt On Fire

169

Holding Space For The Lyrics Of Defying Gravity

170

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall, he was pushed.

171

Jojo Siwa’s Bean Grind & A Sleigh Boots Ad

172

Some ghosts have adhd!!! And that's ok!!!

173

Paint Me Like One Of Your Bark Girls

174

Can’t Two Suitcases Just Bro Out At Bahn Mi, Man?

175

Wicked Premiere, Long Distance Lezzas & A Rotting Claymation Figure

176

Happy ear-hole day!! WE'RE BACK!!

177

Ratbag with Mel & Sam Trailer