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Ratbag with Mel & Sam — 195 episodes

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1

Usher The Musical, The Musical

2

Dungeons & Dragons, Reality TV Debut & A Misunderstood Homophobe

3

Marimba Adjacent Alarms Aren’t Waking Us Up

4

West End Unpack & Putting The “Personal” In Pop Concerts

5

Doing My Own Tax??? No Thanks!!!

6

What Are We Most Afraid Of?

7

Beanie Babies’ Biggest Collector with Alex Hines

8

Ratbag Census & A Raw Capsicum Conspiracy

9

Ghost Kitchen And Sam’s (Not Mel’s) Day In Heaven

10

Mel & Sam: The Origin Story (Part 2)

11

Biggest Work Blunders & Some Traffic Cone Tits

12

Mel & Sam: The Origin Story (Part 1)

13

Stuck In A 'Für Elise' Sh*tter In East Keilor

14

Mackenzie & Mel’s Type B Maxxing Disaster

15

Australia's Pretty Woman Must Get Her Logie With Michelle Brasier

16

RIP The Ellen Show. You Would’ve LOVED ‘Eastern Rosellas’ :(

17

The Guinness Book Of World Records Was Silencing Musicians

18

Emma Caporaso & Conor Beaumont: The Straight-Baiting Veronica & JD Of Australia’s DREAMS

19

Bone Idol & Sorority Chef Pasta

20

Workshopping Our Musical, Dining In At IKEA & The Search For The Queer DCCs

21

Jello-Shot Gate and a Fake Car Crash

22

Olivia Rodrigo, MTC’S Losing Face & Free To Air Supremacy

23

Gut Health and Glee in 2026

24

Australian Theatre: A State Of Emergency? (Beetlejuice Tour Cancellation & More)

25

Where In The World Is Gabriella Cilmi?

26

Virgin Island, The ManTildas & A Nudie Run For Showreels

27

Could You Survive Doorville?

28

PINK At The Tonys - What Does It All MEAN??

29

Our Lil Hearts Are Melting At Queering The Map

30

TERRORISED By ‘Boys Night Out’ At The Cinema

31

The Rude Finger Is Out, The Scissor Jazz Hands Are In

32

SHOUTOUT To The Pokémon Community xoxo

33

Possum Thrush With Our Number One Legend Kirsty Webeck

34

Thank You Australian Girls Choir … For All The Active Listeners

35

The Universal Go To Movie To Watch In The Sky

36

Why Do Escape Rooms Make Us EVIL?!

37

Bubble-ography, Bunnies and Boiler Suits with Blusher

38

The Coin Collecting Compulsion

39

Kissing In A Lift And Heck Yeah We’d Do It Again!

40

WE CUT LUCY’S HAIR & CALLED HER CRUSH

41

Stuart Little Or Should We Say Skevvy Little

42

Calista Nelmes IS The 983m Tall Heather Chandler We’ve Always Needed!!

43

Rising Above With Rhymes With The Lead Samantha Andrew

44

Heathers The Musical Australia & Down Under Musical Theatre GETTING IT’S FLOWERS

45

My Brilliant Career & A Probiotic Yogurt With Kala Gare

46

Subway Steak Cubes & Spit Roast Sam!

47

We Must Hold Children Accountable For Their Emails

48

This Will Change Your Theatre-Going Experience FOREVER!!

49

BYO Korg with The OG Rat: Gabbi Bolt

50

Insecurities & Illness (Sleepover Style) BECAUSE WE CONTAIN MULTITUDES !!!

51

Ride The Cyclone Is Cats With Dead Children, With Cassie Hamilton

52

Ned Kelly’s Fascinating Family Tree

53

That Timothée Chalamet Interview Was… Something

54

Yeah, Chookas With That!!!

55

San Choy Bow Jail & A Copyright Catastrophe

56

Top 15 Ways To Lose A Cat

57

Alysa Liu’s Artistic Autonomy, Amber Davies In Legally Blonde & Manon’s KATSEYE Departure

58

Zara Larsson And Her "Overnight" Success

59

Mel’s HEATHERS ANNOUNCEMENT, A Laneway Unpack & A Mustard Big Bird Cami

60

Men Need To Stop Putting Cities On Wheels

61

First Kiss Story At PRIDE (And 90% Sashimi)

62

Nikki Blonsky's Cameo Flow State Must Be Studied

63

Sad Nipple Syndrome & The Renee Rapp ‘Bite Me’ Tour

64

Cut The Shit, Grow Up & Get a Grip

65

Our Personal Message To The Ball Kids Of The Australian Open

66

People Ate Shapes In The Swinging 60's??? Come Again???

67

The Yuh-sification Of ‘Sunday In The Park With George’ & Becoming Foster Parents !!

68

One Hour In Of Our 24 Hour Live Stream

69

Is December 10 Just A Simon Cowell Midlife Crisis?!

70

Ms Hannigan Would Top Daddy Warbucks

71

A Holographic Pop Socket Held For Ransom

72

Mary Poppins Without Her Bag Of Bits, Is Merely Just A Woman

73

Death To Music Theatre Merch & Pantone Colour Of The Year!!

74

Happy 2026!!! Now go talk to your neighbours!!!

75

Janette & Janelle Rogan Have Depression (Welcome To The Interim)

76

The Second Ratbag Christmas Special

77

The Mum-Ification Of Mel Abroad

78

Siri Is A Nimwit, And Some Other Gripes With Tech

79

Angel Trees, Barricade Walks & Monetising A Friendship

80

Fresh Haircut and a Piss Trough

81

Reclining Your Chair Is FEMINISM!!

82

Before There Was 50 Shades Of Gray, There Was Dr. Esmé Louise James

83

Our Unpacking Of ‘Wicked For Good’

84

Our Official Call Out To The Slime Community

85

The Humble Beginnings Of The Knee Nudge

86

The Ultimate Ranking Of The Arnott's Assorted Creams

87

Crash Outs & The #1 WAG At The Wag Fest

88

Pink Walked So That Chappell Roan Could Run

89

Halloween, Chatty Kathies & Hooking Up With Austin Powers

90

Get Your Lesbian Feet Out Of My Shoes!!!

91

Love Is Blind Season 9 & A 3D-Printed Cadbury Twirl

92

The Dude-if-i-cation Of Where's Wally On Halloween

93

Louvre Heist, Ass-Eating Pirates & A Full Bush

94

Our PHD Analysis On The 'Courtney Take Your Break' Effect

95

Depop Drama Diaries & Trans IVF Chats with Ollie Ayres and Kaite Head

96

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS GIFT GIVING TRAP!?!

97

The Life Of A Showgirl & Mel’s BBL Surgery

98

From Page to Stage With Vidya Makan

99

The Musical Theatre Agent Whose Agency Didn't Exist!

100

Putting The Instagram Fonts On The Dance Moms Pyramid

101

The Toxic Side Of Music Theatre Fandom ft. The Carrie Hope Fletcher Of It All

102

No More Wooden Boards At Cafes!!!!

103

Ed Sheeran Shape Of You?? More Like ED SHEERAN SHAPED ME!!

104

Eyebrow Curlers and the Cool Massage-y Push Something Toy

105

The Social Media Ban & Mooning Princess Diana At Northcote Aquatic Centre

106

What's Going On With The Bear In The Big Blue House?

107

Mitch Brown’s Coming Out & Sabrina Carpenter’s Man’s Best Friend

108

The Long Distance Relationships Episode

109

Astrology & The Fally-Ship Of The Ring (Q&A)

110

Snoop Dogg is a Gig Pig With Milo Hartill

111

The Biggest Loser, Brain Rot & A Bag O’ Chips

112

Why Did We Stop Saying ROFLCOPTER?

113

The Most Fringe Stories To Ever Fringe Story

114

All Aboard For The Rush Hour Crush

115

Renee Rapp’s ‘BITE ME’, Chappell Roan’s ‘THE SUBWAY’ & Cynthia Erivo’s Jesus

116

Crying On A Three Day Live Stream with Taz and Alessia

117

They Hate To See Two Women With A Thriving Cap Business! (Edinburgh Fringe Diaries Pt. 1)

118

The Search For Elle Woods Was TV Gold

119

KATSEYE, Pop Star Academy & A Revenge-Seeking Sultana

120

The Airbnb Story From Hell

121

Justin Bieber’s ‘SWAG’ ft. Pasty & Paul

122

Life Is All Just Caveats and Caviar

123

The World Hates Theatre Kids & Rachel Zegler’s Evita

124

Parasocial Relationships, P.D.A and Privilege with Olga Koch

125

The Ultimatum: Queer Love IS Our SUPERBOWL

126

Blueberries, Hueberries, Blasphemy!

127

Ahhh Yes! The Movie To Musical Pipeline!

128

Mel & Sam Force Sentimentality on Flo & Joan

129

God Forbid A Gal Likes Her Hair Pulled?!

130

Send Us Some Woodland Creatures Cause Today We're Chatting Whimsy!

131

Leave Me Alone, Bitch! I Wanna Have Fun (*Character Shoes)

132

Lockjaw On My Pussy with Ruby Teys

133

Propaganda We ARE Falling For with Dwayne The Rock Andrew

134

Where Has All The Matcha Gone??? With Kemah Bob

135

Sinners, School Reunions And The Matcha Extension From Hell

136

Performative Double Dipping Has Gone Too Far

137

Dolly Parton Would Want You To Be KINDER!!!

138

Australia Finally Has An Attractive Comedian And Her Name Is Elouise Eftos

139

Fatty & Fatgirl Go To The Underworld

140

Chicken Thighs & Box Dye with Will Gibb

141

Winning A Green Room Award In A Nightie From Peter Alexander

142

Are We Just Joe Rogan With C*nty Eyeliner?

143

Is White Lotus REALLY That Good??

144

Nerdy Ass Wizard Rock with Charlene Kaye

145

OMG!! Tom Proposed To Another Woman!!

146

Seahorses Are Cucks With Chloe Petts

147

California Gurls In Space & Suddenly 30 Sam

148

Can We Chat On Instagram I'm So Much Better There Hahav

149

Tits Out For The CCTV!! Cos We’ve Been ROBBED!!

150

Aunty Donna Want To Build A Theme Park

151

We Hired A Beta Incel To Work In Our Panini Shop

152

Attention Theatre Kids: We Have Watched Your Showreel

153

Whatever Happened To Gabriella Cilmi?

154

A Bathroom Door Lock, A Croc & A Fish

155

700 Caps In The Mail & Academic Mommies To The Front

156

The Musical Theatre Sickness with Karis Oka

157

SAY NO TO BULLYING: Live From Adelaide Fringe

158

Why School Of Rock Is The Greatest Film Ever Made

159

Dykes On Bikes (But It’s Dykes On Cunty Pillow Chairs)

160

#SayNoToCoolBaristas

161

GIRL DAD RETURNS!!!

162

Lazy Susan's Hit And Run With A Ninja Turtle Wallet

163

A Perth Heckler, Jacqui From MAFS & A Penis Game At The Airport

164

You've Liked My Story, Now Kiss Me

165

Tim from MAFS, Belle Gibson & Swimming In A Dead Skin Pool

166

Le Freak! C'est Chic! Bandaid!

167

Girl Power At The GRAMMYs, AI In Music & Flashing Our Tits At Gumbuya World

168

Falling In Love & A Big Red Button

169

Oscar Noms, Emilia Perez & Dr Marijuana Pepsi Van Dyke

170

Toaster Dials Measure The... Anyway!

171

TikTok Is OUT And Theatre (The Tennis) Is IN

172

Man's Best Friend, Or Woman's Acquaintance?

173

We Are Sex Positive Neighbours In This House!

174

Out Damned Spot! (But If Lady Macbeth Wore Blue Mascara)

175

The Bangs That Broke The Internet

176

Asking Questions Is Sexy!!!

177

The Late In Life Aubergine Diagnosis

178

2024's Short-'n'-Sweet-Brat-Femininomenon-Summer

179

Christmas Is OVER & Swearing Makes You Smart!

180

The Ratbag Christmas Special

181

We Help Name Tom’s Second Born!

182

Walt Disney's Studio Apartment (aka - The Freezer)

183

Not The Peer-Reviewed ADHD Diagnosis!!

184

I'm Not Your Uber, I'm Your Mate With a Car

185

Give Us Our Spotify Wrapped, Cowards!!

186

Portrait Of A Squirt On Fire

187

Holding Space For The Lyrics Of Defying Gravity

188

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall, he was pushed.

189

Jojo Siwa’s Bean Grind & A Sleigh Boots Ad

190

Some ghosts have adhd!!! And that's ok!!!

191

Paint Me Like One Of Your Bark Girls

192

Can’t Two Suitcases Just Bro Out At Bahn Mi, Man?

193

Wicked Premiere, Long Distance Lezzas & A Rotting Claymation Figure

194

Happy ear-hole day!! WE'RE BACK!!

195

Ratbag with Mel & Sam Trailer