All Episodes

Alma 05 Part 04 Shall Very Soon Shine Forth

Alma 05 Part 03 What's this 'true' shit?

Alma 05 Part 02 Behold, are you f***in' stripped of pride?

Alma 05 Part 01 Dee Klein and FinDom

Alma 04 I didn't even ask what color her nipples were

Alma 03 Fair dinkum

Alma 02 CLOTH

Alma 01 Intro to 'And'

Mosiah 29 Part 2 Is That a Fill (Phil)?

Mosiah 29 Part 1 of 2 John from that one 'Stories' podcast

Mosiah 28 Count Orlok, Akinator Has Failed

Mosiah 27 I was, like, to be cast off

Mosiah 26 A 'no win' Situation

Mosiah 25 Intro to Ariff Em

Mosiah 24 A 'round' of Applause

Mosiah 23, Jahndallyn Jahndallyn

Mosiah 22, Drunken Faces

Mosiah 21, White Walkers G Dispensary

Mosiah 20, Level 3 Lamanites!

Mosiah 19, Chekhov's Death by Fire

Mosiah 18, Alma whispering to you at a stoplight

Mosiah 17 Hide your Almas

Mosiah 16 Tiger King Noah

Mosiah 14 & 15 It's 'true', When it Comes to How Much Money They Have

Mosiah 13 (Solo Joe-lo!)

Mosiah 12 A Cloverfield Axolotl

Mosiah 11 Abina-live (rhymes with Abina-give)

Mosiah 10 Were you M@$*****ting, Laman?

Mosiah 09 It's Called 'instacart' and It's, Not Rewarding

Mosiah 08 Platform Malkmus!

Mosiah 07 By Any Chance, Did Anyone Tell You About the Hem?

Mosiah 05 and 06 You're Jesus Christ, Come on in

Mosiah 04 That Sounds Oddly Specific, Joe Smith

Mosiah 03 Look Under Your Tent!

Mosiah 02 Remember That These Things Are True

Mosiah 01 Solid Jokes For the Mormon Folks

Words of Mormon 01 I Dub Thee Unforgiven

Omni (etc.) How 'bout I Lose 116 Millimeters Inside...

Jarom I Don't Know What Constitutes an Infestation, but...

Enos 01 ...A voice saying "Enos" and then...a long giggle

Jacob 7 Rows of Metallic Skeleton Figures Wearing Ties and Nametags

Jacob 6 (with Molly Morgasm and Reneigh!)

Jacob 5 Parts 2-5 Wrestling is the Same as The Church

Jacob 5 Part 1 (with Jack!)

Jacob 3 and 4 I'm Paying for Therapy for Everybody Else, but Not Myself

Jacob 2 My Liahona is Below My Belt

Jacob 01 The Worst Moment In My Life

2 Nephi 32 and 33 No Shiz, It's Gonna Happen

2 Nephi 31 "Secret Combinations" is the New Name of Our Soda Shop

2 Nephi 30 (with guest Friendjamin!)

2 Nephi 29 It's Like EFY, But GFY

2 Nephi 28, is it PG-13?

2 Nephi 27 Flashing its Perverted Images Across Your Mind

2 Nephi 26 Bane- Flashing its Perverted Images Across Your Mind

2 Nephi 25 "Rib Out" is Now my New Barbeque Place

2 Nephi 11-24 Mine's Dead

2 Nephi 10 You and Smith Really Crack Each Other Up

2 Nephi 09 part 2 of 2 Your Pure Water is Pretty Cool Too

2 Nephi 09 part 1 of 2 The First Song is Pop Song '89

2 Nephi 08 John BTFW

2 Nephi 07 Is This the First 'Your Mom' Joke in the BOM?

2 Nephi 06 The True Order of Prayer Mantis

2 Nephi 05 You're Black Now

2 Nephi 04 For a More History Part

2 Nephi 03 That Was Fapping, Not Clapping

2 Nephi 02 F**k You, Cl*on Sk**sen

2 Nephi 01 This is God Stuff, Not Yours

1 Nephi 22 Yes, They Are Sheep

1 Nephi 20 and 21 He's Smarter Than I am, Joseph F****n' Smith

1 Nephi 19 He's Just So Good

1 Nephi 18 If Emma Asks You About it, Just Deny it

1 Nephi 17 The Absence of Love

1 Nephi 16 We Are In For Some S**t With That G****n Olive Tree

1 Nephi 15 He Looks Like Dudley Dursley and He Sounds Like Brian Regan

1 Nephi 14 This is Pure

1 Nephi 13 It's More Possible Than JS Finding a Gold Bible

1 Nephi 12 I Want Mormon Rap, Not Mormon Doctrine

1 Nephi 11 The Spirit's Got ADHD

1 Nephi 10 John The Go**mn F***ing Baptist

1 Nephi 09 There's a Lot of Sh*t That's Gone Down That God Hasn't Stopped

1 Nephi 08 The Tree of F***ing Life

1 Nephi 07 You Can Summon Turtles, Oh Sh**

1 Nephi 05 and 06 May or May Not Have Been Under the Influence of Some Medical Marijuana

1 Nephi 04 We've Got a Headless Laban

1 Nephi 03 We Just Kinda Like to Jerk You Around a Little Bit

1 Nephi 02 That's his Currency

1 Nephi 01 I Have Vomited

Introduction