All Episodes
Two Dicks in a Bar — 225 episodes
Chester A. Arthur Ruins the Vibe
The Purple Seltzer Has No Flavor and Neither Does This Government
Mitch, Please — Diamonds, Dead Talk Shows, and a Fake Bar Deal
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Golden Girls Edition
Is Mitch McConnell Dead, and Other Olive Oil Conspiracies
Divorce 101, Dick-Sized Pool Cues, and Hating Dave Matthews
Passing Semis on a 150cc, Clit Pumping, and Property Tax
The Mouse We Released on the Competitor’s Patio
Head Wound, Horse Jerky, and the Guy Who Beat a Calculator
The Answers Keep Changing and That’s the Problem!
Everything will be OK as soon as you are OK with everything.
Nobody Wants My Meat
“ She Nods Slowly”
The Trees You’ll Never See the Shade Of
No Snow, No Kings, and No Idea What We’re Watching
Colon Wall, Cold Fronts, and Country Music
Nobody Could Cross Him
Claude Does My Inventory
Claude Crashes the Bar
Psychedelics, Implants, and the Manchurian Candidate
AI John Candy & ICE Gulags
Begats, Beards, and Bad Covers
Hemorrhoids, Hoosiers, & G.I. Joes
The 32-Year-Old Adolescent & The Secret Data Center
Pittsburgh Cheesesteaks & Beard-Growing Wisdom
A One-Way Ticket & The Ball Drop
Stabby Stabby, Weed Shots, and Ghosting
Vibrators for Pussies: Two Dicks in a Bar
Johnny Depp, Disc Golf, and Demonized Nipples
Our Google-r Got Gaslit (A Thanksgiving Miracle)
Putt League, Propaganda, and Moist Panties
The Nephew, The Nazi, and The Nicotine Pouches
Let's Get High and Build a Robot Comedian
Science vs. The Semen Demons
Six, Seven, Six, Seven
38 More Months
Jalapeños and Government Shutdowns
$300 Thresholds and Flamboyant Pistols
Censorship, Sex Toys, and Shots
Government Secrets, Political Violence, and Ancient Mysteries | Ep. 187
Chlorophyll, Coral Springs, and Catheter Bars
Comets, canals, and comic…timing?
Porn, Politics, and Pig Farms: the Barroom Chronicles
Butt chugging, Mike’s medical misadventures, and canceling the constitution. Strap in!!!
Two Dicks in a bar: Shower temperatures, Rollerblades, and Bacon, the meaning of life.
Deodorant, D&D, and Dubious Debates. That’s a lot of Double D’s.
From Dark Elves to Dark Theories: A Podcast of Many Tangents
Two Dicks in a Bar: The Colombian Clusterf*ck Chronicles
Cops, Conspiracies, and College Dropouts - Two Dicks in a Bar
Politics, parking, and Plan B: the Dick’s tackle them all
News Deserts, Panther Bodies, and the Mystery of Slimy
Monkey Business & Political Messes: Two Dicks in a Bar
From Looters to Dental Dams: A Very Normal Conversation
The Dick‘s discuss revenge, spotting fake IDs , and operation spider-web.
Sports ball, Diddy‘s guests , and whale pee conveyer belts, we serve it up on a warm fresh bun
Hikes, humor, and hijinks, get ready for the Dick’s take on hysteria.
Robots, gorillas, and racist grandmas, find your champion on this week’s episode of Two Dicks
Two Dicks in a Bar: autism theories, hiking, and other ramblings.
The Pope’s Dead, Let’s talk about snail butter.
The Gators, Golf, and Golden Showers - alliteration is great!
Moon landing conspiracies, political rants, and ball talk; what else is new for the Dicks?
You might wanna kick back with a bag of crack for this episode, the Dick’s have.
Politics unplugged: spicy topics and the sweet hard candy of truths.
Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and huffing. Get ready for deep breaths.
End of the world Wednesdays: Sloth skulls, tariffs, and the truth. A Wednesday to remember.
Get ready for a tech-heavy discussion covering AI, Elon, and anything but the ordinary.
Subtitles, unfiltered, tangents, and swastikas. Buckle in!
Vaccines, UFOs, and Universal Basic Income: A Deep Dive into Science and Society
The aurora borealis, lava shows, and penis museum: And Icelandic adventure
Jesse‘s northern lights, Mike’s southern retribution tour, and women’s strap on preferences.
Ceasefires, LA fires, and Biden’s fired. It’s official people are horrible.
The Dicks want to get the satellites out of orbit to keep them safe from solar flares. Cause we care
New year new us? Absolutely not! Welcome back.
Have ewe given enough thought to sex with sheep?
If AI is planning our deaths, we’ve got plenty of time, just ask Jesse.
Grinder says he’s 3 feet away, the ping is coming from inside the house.
Religion vs Cult, for bathroom wall art? This episode has it all.
Shots! And Conspiracy theories! let’s go!
Clitorus Interruptus
Trump WINS!!!! Yay! The Dick’s have always been pro-Trump! Please don’t deport us.
Sorry, we will do better next time
Special guests, poker tips, and tax brackets! Stay tuned.
Episode 144, the gross episode or the hurricane episode. Either way, it’s named Milton.
New baby, animal joke, and power grids, oh yeah, this episode is shocking!
Everybody is officially old & this episode proves it. Stories from the Elder Dicks?
Don’t ask what this episode runs on. Don’t ask! Please don’t ask.
The dicks go to sex therapy, then the debate. Huzzah!
If you love the podcast podcast updates, then this is the episode for you!
The Dicks talk tips and taxes, which should they cut?
The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board!
The List is dead! Long, live the List!
Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off!
Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse!
Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“
The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark.
Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in.
Starbucks, Dunkin, and Nazi train conductors… One has to be right.
The Dick’s are excited to congratulate the Florida Panthers national championship win… Go Cats!
Now that plants have intelligence, What are the vegans gonna eat?
Kicking someone off the cast is easier than out of Jesse‘s adult campground! Or is it?
What!? Talk about Trump’s legal woes? No…not us. Us? Nooooo.
F Billionaires, yay Memorial Day, and who left a shit in the elevator? Find out on this episode of 2 Dicks in a bar.
Joe Rogan would listen to this podcast, if it was interesting.
Mike’s back, labels for stupid people, and the tarot says there’s a debate in your future.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? tune in to find out.
Jesse‘s ready to run for office… Listen to those old episodes before they get erased.
The Dick’s discuss unintended consequences but stick around for the polar bear pajama dance party.
OJ dies, but we only want to chase Jesse‘s Sesac
The Dick’s are excited to suggest a lane, stay in it.
Ladies, don’t take it… Swallow it!
To sell or not to sell?
For your consideration, the Dicks give you, the Jesse birthday episode!
You are destined to listen to this podcast… or not.
The Dicks call out Joe Rogan, but not in a fighting way. Remember, patience is a virtue.
Flower versus vape? This might be the decision between homelessness and sleeping on Jesse‘s lawn.
Designing your next Gloryhole? This episode is for you.
The Dicks talk so long they end up with a two-part episode? Son of a …
Censored? Not this podcast.
Ed reviews Tool as Jesse got reviewed. Guess who got one star.
Not all trips to New York include barhopping with a dead body, but this one does!
Looking for coffee or eggs? Then this is not the podcast for you.
2024 New Year new Dicks… Na!
Come on in and have a seat, the Dicks are just about to get into…drugs!
Which Dick’s father used the popcorn bucket move on said Dick’s mother?! Welcome to the 2023 Two Dicks in a Bar holiday show!
Step aside, Meyer Briggs, the Dicks discover a new personality test.
Welcome to the hundredth episode of Two Dicks in a Bar! Hope you survive.
Strap-on as the dicks discuss Build-A-Bear for adults. Ball gag anyone?
The origin of the monkey wrench and other things that are rocket sciency!
Marie Antoinette, Keanu Reeves, and the ever elusive sexual unicorn, who has the best catch phrase?
The Dicks talk dating while naked, cat calls, and hand jobs. Cuz we classy yo!
Hairy things show up… i.e. poor driving, celiac disease, & Marlowe
No one notices the gorilla when we focus on Suzanne Sommers selling thigh masters.
Call the Mohel, the Dicks are cutting Florida.
Scratching lapels, organic transitions, and sports! Wait, sports?!!?
Danny and Russell are rapists…but not the Dick!
Jesse’s mushroom tip…I mean trip!Trip!
Jesse’s podcast - podcast update!
Old politicians are good as mannikins, coatracks, and speed Lane companions. Best of Luck McConnel.
Jesse has to pee. This episode title is unimportant in the grand scheme of things.
86 this episode… too on the nose?
The heat makes everything slow, except death. It speeds up death.
UFOs, UAPs, and FBIs which three letter acronym is going to get us first.
Incest, Flat-Earthers, and the Moon landing hoax, all things the Dicks did not tackle this week
Shanking, stabbing, and striking….the Dicks cover it all.
The Dicks discuss how the hottest day on record turned into one of the highest shooting days on record. Go Guns!!
The two dicks are all up in human nature and the Florida legislature
Disc golf, marshmallow tests, and prison riots…choose one.
Trumps 2nd arraignment? Nope, let’s talk puberty blockers
Politics? We don’t need no stinkin’ politics.
Camping, sports, and the presidential race….Florida shows up everywhere.
The Dicks get Pinocchio to lie in the bedroom, try the long pig.
The dicks get stuck on politics and gun reform, or the lack there of.
This week credit costs and Kava sucks
This week , third period fight club, Disney vs. DeSantis, and bye bye Tuck.
Two Dicks discuss DeSantis & Dominion on Devil’s lettuce day
Guests and shots! The dicks share their thoughts on DeSatntis’s new woke killing gun law with Josh and Jay, and agree on how great it is to conceal things in your pants
Guest dick and local funny man Brett Morris,sits in while the dicks discuss vacationing, Ukrainian roulette, & Ed’s feet
The dicks talk tournament of death, the death of mom & pop stores, and the death of driving cars
Two dicks recall bad dates, bedroom talk, and the money shot
Execute order 66! Two dicks discuss Darth Maul, dark places, and damaged pipes
Two dicks tackle teachers, TV, & Tucker
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No Mike in this one
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Here's to 2021
Christmas Episode
Episode 21
The day the vaccine dropped
Episode 19
Thanksgiving Special
First video podcast
Meat to Mediation
Sh*t Show 2020
#Black Lives Matter
Two Dicks Talk Statute of Limitations
Two Dicks Talk Anything but Corona Virus and Politics
Two Dicks Talk current events
Two Dicks Talk sound issues
Two Dicks talk Billy’s short comings
Two Dicks in a Bar (Trailer)
Two Dicks talk Psychedelic Honey, Erectile Dysfunction, and Corona Virus
Two Dicks Talk KKK & Caucuses
Two Dicks Talk Underwear on the Pillow
Two Dicks talk literary erotica
Two Dick’s Take two
Two Dick quickie
Two Dicks talk Baby Yoda and sphincters alive!
Two Dicks chatting at the bar