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Two Dicks in a Bar — 232 episodes · page 1 of 3
Minus 52 Points for Being a Good Listener
Chinese Subtitles, a Returned Stolen Semi, and a Crying Stripper
Balancing the Budget by Nuking Everyone First
Soaking, Strawberry Cocaine, and Shorts Two Sizes Too Small
Chester A. Arthur Ruins the Vibe
The Purple Seltzer Has No Flavor and Neither Does This Government
Mitch, Please — Diamonds, Dead Talk Shows, and a Fake Bar Deal
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Golden Girls Edition
Is Mitch McConnell Dead, and Other Olive Oil Conspiracies
Divorce 101, Dick-Sized Pool Cues, and Hating Dave Matthews
Passing Semis on a 150cc, Clit Pumping, and Property Tax
The Mouse We Released on the Competitor’s Patio
Head Wound, Horse Jerky, and the Guy Who Beat a Calculator
The Answers Keep Changing and That’s the Problem!
Everything will be OK as soon as you are OK with everything.
Nobody Wants My Meat
“ She Nods Slowly”
The Trees You’ll Never See the Shade Of
No Snow, No Kings, and No Idea What We’re Watching
Colon Wall, Cold Fronts, and Country Music
Nobody Could Cross Him
Claude Does My Inventory
Claude Crashes the Bar
Psychedelics, Implants, and the Manchurian Candidate
AI John Candy & ICE Gulags
Begats, Beards, and Bad Covers
Hemorrhoids, Hoosiers, & G.I. Joes
The 32-Year-Old Adolescent & The Secret Data Center
Pittsburgh Cheesesteaks & Beard-Growing Wisdom
A One-Way Ticket & The Ball Drop
Stabby Stabby, Weed Shots, and Ghosting
Vibrators for Pussies: Two Dicks in a Bar
Johnny Depp, Disc Golf, and Demonized Nipples
Our Google-r Got Gaslit (A Thanksgiving Miracle)
Putt League, Propaganda, and Moist Panties
The Nephew, The Nazi, and The Nicotine Pouches
Let's Get High and Build a Robot Comedian
Science vs. The Semen Demons
Six, Seven, Six, Seven
38 More Months
Jalapeños and Government Shutdowns
$300 Thresholds and Flamboyant Pistols
Censorship, Sex Toys, and Shots
Government Secrets, Political Violence, and Ancient Mysteries | Ep. 187
Chlorophyll, Coral Springs, and Catheter Bars
Comets, canals, and comic…timing?
Porn, Politics, and Pig Farms: the Barroom Chronicles
Butt chugging, Mike’s medical misadventures, and canceling the constitution. Strap in!!!
Two Dicks in a bar: Shower temperatures, Rollerblades, and Bacon, the meaning of life.
Deodorant, D&D, and Dubious Debates. That’s a lot of Double D’s.
From Dark Elves to Dark Theories: A Podcast of Many Tangents
Two Dicks in a Bar: The Colombian Clusterf*ck Chronicles
Cops, Conspiracies, and College Dropouts - Two Dicks in a Bar
Politics, parking, and Plan B: the Dick’s tackle them all
News Deserts, Panther Bodies, and the Mystery of Slimy
Monkey Business & Political Messes: Two Dicks in a Bar
From Looters to Dental Dams: A Very Normal Conversation
The Dick‘s discuss revenge, spotting fake IDs , and operation spider-web.
Sports ball, Diddy‘s guests , and whale pee conveyer belts, we serve it up on a warm fresh bun
Hikes, humor, and hijinks, get ready for the Dick’s take on hysteria.
Robots, gorillas, and racist grandmas, find your champion on this week’s episode of Two Dicks
Two Dicks in a Bar: autism theories, hiking, and other ramblings.
The Pope’s Dead, Let’s talk about snail butter.
The Gators, Golf, and Golden Showers - alliteration is great!
Moon landing conspiracies, political rants, and ball talk; what else is new for the Dicks?
You might wanna kick back with a bag of crack for this episode, the Dick’s have.
Politics unplugged: spicy topics and the sweet hard candy of truths.
Whitty Banner concerning hand jobs, comics, and huffing. Get ready for deep breaths.
End of the world Wednesdays: Sloth skulls, tariffs, and the truth. A Wednesday to remember.
Get ready for a tech-heavy discussion covering AI, Elon, and anything but the ordinary.
Subtitles, unfiltered, tangents, and swastikas. Buckle in!
Vaccines, UFOs, and Universal Basic Income: A Deep Dive into Science and Society
The aurora borealis, lava shows, and penis museum: And Icelandic adventure
Jesse‘s northern lights, Mike’s southern retribution tour, and women’s strap on preferences.
Ceasefires, LA fires, and Biden’s fired. It’s official people are horrible.
The Dicks want to get the satellites out of orbit to keep them safe from solar flares. Cause we care
New year new us? Absolutely not! Welcome back.
Have ewe given enough thought to sex with sheep?
If AI is planning our deaths, we’ve got plenty of time, just ask Jesse.
Grinder says he’s 3 feet away, the ping is coming from inside the house.
Religion vs Cult, for bathroom wall art? This episode has it all.
Shots! And Conspiracy theories! let’s go!
Clitorus Interruptus
Trump WINS!!!! Yay! The Dick’s have always been pro-Trump! Please don’t deport us.
Sorry, we will do better next time
Special guests, poker tips, and tax brackets! Stay tuned.
Episode 144, the gross episode or the hurricane episode. Either way, it’s named Milton.
New baby, animal joke, and power grids, oh yeah, this episode is shocking!
Everybody is officially old & this episode proves it. Stories from the Elder Dicks?
Don’t ask what this episode runs on. Don’t ask! Please don’t ask.
The dicks go to sex therapy, then the debate. Huzzah!
If you love the podcast podcast updates, then this is the episode for you!
The Dicks talk tips and taxes, which should they cut?
The Dicks talk magic pills, Viagra honey, and boner bear gummies. Jump on board!
The List is dead! Long, live the List!
Two Dicks on the couch? No JD! Off!
Kamala’s VP pick has been decided… Jesse!
Think I might be looking for… Where is our money, Spotify?“
The Dicks take a shot at a recent tragedy and miss the mark.
Mike’s kill list on full display! Tune in.