All Episodes

Same God, Three Franchises, Zero Compromise.

Religion Actually Says 2026 Is The Start of World War 3.

Elon Musk is Basically Cash Poor.

The Greatest Distraction Ever Created

The $4 Billion Autopay: Why Washington Won't Cancel Its Israel Subscription

Your Social Media Feed Is Now Just a High-Tech Mugging Facilitated by Algorithms

2026 is Trying to Kill You (According to Superstition)

America Is Fragile AF! Why I Can't Sleep At Night

If You're Interviewing For A Job, You're A Loser

High-Voltage Power Line EMF Isn't Killing You

Why You Still Can't Buy A New Car Online

Death by Deductible: How the Fear of Bankruptcy is Shaving Decades Off the American Lifespan

The 5 Best Ways to Get Paid for Doing Nothing

What Happened to Bagel Stores and Cinnabon?

Newsflash: Sh!tcoins Have Always Been Vaporware

Are You A Caucasian Asian?

The King of Canada?

Introducing W.E.T.: White Entertainment Television

Big Tech’s Realization: The Sexiest Feature Is Shutting the Hell Up

So Solly, You Engrish Is Nosso Gud

Sweet Iodine (Bah Bah Bah)

Do You Even Know What a Tariff is?

President Trump Discloses Proof of Alien Life

The Science of Earworms: Parasitic Pop Music

Stop Worshipping Idiots Who Slide Down Hills

White People Who Stan Hard for Hip-Hop Are Dumber Than a Bag of Hair

Civil War II Is Coming to America

Elon Musk: "College Is For Morons."

Money Damn Well Does Buy Happiness.

Humans? You're Fired.

That IRS Refund is Definitely NOT a Win.

Beard Pubes

Congratulations, You're A Shitty Parent.

Fuck ICE. Save Grandma.

America Wasn’t Invented by the British—It Was Rescued From Them

Are You Not Entertained?

The Satanification of Santa Claus and Christmas

The Tragic Lifecycle of a Southern Girl: Southern Belle Hell

The “Future” of Dating: A Reality Check from a Three-Time Victim

Is Bigfoot and Other Paranormal Real, or Our Imagination?

Final Destination: The Fleecing of the Dead

America is So Sweet: What's The Deal with HFCS?

A History of Throwing Down 🥊

The Great Evasion: How a Crisis of Accountability Has Eroded America

Running, Cats, and the Quiet Secession of the American Woman

Holy Hell, What If Your Crucifix IS the Mark of the Beast?

Abortion Is A Blessing.

History is Bullshit.

Quick! Someone Call ICE on Hollywood.

The TRUTH About The American Engineering Shortage.

Why the Fuck Is Everyone Suffering From Anxiety?

I Talked to My Dead Friend The Other Day.

Make America Good Again.

Solved It: My One-Step Plan to Fix Everything (You're Welcome)

Fuck You, Chad and Brittany. You Won Youth, But I Won Life.

I now self-identify as Asian.