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The CineMEH Podcast
by Josh Rigdon and Ryan Cipriani
Hosts screenwriter Joshua Rigdon and author Ryan Cipriani take a sardonic but lively look at some of the most forgettable movies of the last decades in this film critique podcast devoted to the forgotten "mid" movie. Not good movies, not bad movies just... fine movies. Each week, Josh and Ryan humorously pick apart a cinematic offering that never quite arrived and discuss why. You'll learn about film story structure, financial constraints, bland writing, and middling performances on each adventure through a movie you likely forgot ever existed in the first place.
Episodes
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The Eras Tour: Godzilla Final Wars
Since this movie doesn't do it for you: WARNING: VIEWERS WHO ARE PHOTOSENSITIVE SHOULD AVOID THE FIRST ALL OF THIS MOVIE Okay, but seriously, if you are photosensitive, don't watch the credits for this movie. Maybe don't watch this movie. Or maybe do watch this movie and realize how much better...
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The Eras Tour: Godzilla vs. Destoroyah
Alright, Cinephiles, I'm not even going to bury the lead on this one. Josh told Ryan this is considered one of the greatest Godzilla films of all time, if not one of THE greatest films of all time period, noting, in particular, that it currently boasts a Rotten Tomatoes score of an immaculate…
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The Eras Tour: Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla
The answer ALEX TREBEK (rest his soul, saints preserve us) gave was "A hybrid film combining elements of James Bond spy movies, fifties atomic invasion cinema, and an extended musical break." The question was... What is "Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla"? In the second instalment of our Godzilla Eras…
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The Eras Tour: Godzilla (1954)
If you came here for Taylor Swift, we're serving up a different monster of entertainment (monster in his case being a good thing, like, you know how the eras tour was a monster tour that was incredibly successful and, like, a big huge thing? I've over-explained this) IT'S A WHOLE GODZILLA MINI...
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Greece'ing the Skids
Josh is back from Greece, and he brought stories with him of the birthplace of the gawds! Tune and to hear tales of mythology, travel, lore and a hilariously out of date but still somehow topically relevant because-time-is-a-flat-circle discussion of the Coldplay kiss cam incident! Is the entire...
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Krampusnacht 2024: Krampus (2015)
One, two Krampus’s watching you Three, four Svartalfr at your door Five, six He’s got a switch of sticks Seven, eight You’re gonna end in chains Nine, ten Christmas’s at an end… Cheer......... or fear? This year, for our holiday special, Josh and Ryan are taking you to the dark side of the...
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MARVELous Autumn MiniSeries: Deadpool and Wolverine
It’s ALL been building towards THIS! MAXIMUM EFFORT! In our final installment of The CineMEH Podcast presents Marvel’s Deadpool movies as created by Fox, we are excited to bring you… Deadpool and Wolverine! Josh and Ryan go on a final extended rant about the the Marvel properties before Disney…
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MARVELous Autumn MiniSeries: Deadpool 2
What’s better than ONE Marvel’s Deadpool movie?! Two Marvel’s Deadpool movies! Please note that Marvel did not actually release the Deadpool movies, they are in fact Fox properties, but we’ll be damned if we do anything at all that raises the profile of THAT fallen empire. Josh and Ryan are back…
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MARVELous Autumn MiniSeries: Deadpool
Guess what, sports fans, your two favorite hosts are back in your ear-holes! It’s Ryan and Captain Josh (what? what’s that? oh, sorry)— It’s Ryan and Josh back at it again! Only this time, they’re playing shamelessly, cynically, and inopportunely to the algorithm. That’s right! Josh and Ryan are...
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MidSummer Mini Event Episode 2: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
WE ARE THE CINEMEH PODCAST AND WE'RE HERE TO RAWK YOU! It's episode 2 of our MidSummer Mini Marathon where Josh and Ryan take on some of each other's favorite movies! This week, we're dropping a quarter in the arcade machine, plugging in our duct-tape repaired bass, and packing our map of…
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MidSummer Mini Event Episode 1: Top Gun
Have you lost that lovin' feeling for your two favorite podcast hosts this side of Fightertown, USA? Well take a ride on our mighty wings straight into the danger zone, because we've got the need to read....... a variety of trivia facts about our favorite movies. Welcome CineMEH fans to the 2024...
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S4E13 - Marvel's Eternals
It's the season finale of Season 4 The CineMeh Podcast! And on hand to go out with style is our biggest episode of the season! A movie so tremendously long, it felt like it went on forever! So incredibly lengthy, it seemed to never end! A movie that felt like... an eternity? It's Marvel's…
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S4E12 - Bangkok Dangerous*
Welcome to this season's CAGE MATCH, Bangkok Dangerous and Other Films of Dubious Quality! This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan take on what might be, officially, the absolute peak of midness, the height of mediocrity, the zenith of 'it's fine,' the top of the mountain for 'meh'…
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S4E11 - Marry Me
What's the term for when a piece of media makes a meta-reference to its own inadequacies and then fails to correct those inadequacies? Like, say, theoretically, just for argument's sake, a movie makes a pointed reference regarding how women's ages in Hollywood are often and regularly cause for…
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S4E10 - Streets of Fire
I'll take obscure 80's film for 500, Pat. And the answer is: Streets of Fire What is an action noir starring Michael Pare and Willem Dafoe? Oh, I'm sorry, not quite, anyone else want to take a crack at it? What is a romantic drama starring Diane Lane? Mm, close, but we're looking for something...
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S4E9 - The Big Hit
It's a well worn trope, but this week we're doing the ol' "never be a hitman with a girlfriend and a fiance who participates in an unsanctioned kidnapping and accidentally steals the goddaughter of his hit boss and falls in love with her too," story. A tired chestnut, perhaps, but a reliable one....
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S4E8 - The Lord of the Rings
Nope, sorry, listeners, it's not THAT Lord of the Rings... it's the other Lord of the Rings. Oh, you didn't know there was another Lord of the Rings? From the 1970s? Well, come into our Hobbit hole and lend an ear! J.R.R. Tolkien did a lot of things brilliantly, naming the homes of Hobbits…
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S4E7 - Legion
When the skies are filling with black, apocalyptic clouds and locusts, what do you do? Well, if you're Jeep Hanson in 2010's dark modern fantasy Legion, you stare at it blankly for a moment before casually going back to whatever you were doing before and telling absolutely no one. This week on…
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S4E6- Rat Race
Life is nothing but a slap in the face, so goes the song. So goes the race. The rat race, that is to say. As in the 2001 ensemble slapstick comedy loosely based on a 1963 ensemble slapstick comedy, Rat Race. Except Rat Race isn't almost four hours long. And yet, somehow, it's still far too long....
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S4E5- The Three Musketeers 2011
Were you looking to see a film adaptation of the previously unreleased, unannounced, and undeveloped Assassin's Creed: Viva Le France?! Then you've come to the right place, because this week, we've got a high-flying clock punk classic for you on our hands! On this episode of The CineMEH Podcast,...
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S4E4: Jurassic Park 3
Get chased by T. Rex! Oh, wait... Run in the herd of Gallimimus! No, hang on... Marvel at the colors of the Dilophosaur! Damn, just a second... Okay, none of those things happen in this week's episode, but it's still a Jurassic Park movie, so that counts for something. This week on The CineMEH...
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S4E3: Lucy
What do you get when you mix the unstoppable powers of Captain Marvel with the clandestine crime thriller nature of Black Widow? You get Scarlett Johansson's most forgotten film role: Lucy. On this episode of The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan review a film they would loosely describe as…
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S4E2: Airheads
ARE YOU READY TO RAAAAAAWWWK?! We sure hope so, CineMeheads, because this week we're coming to you LOUD from the late days of the 1990s Los Angeles hair metal scene with this Brendan Fraiser entry: Airheads. This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan take a meta look at the state of the…
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S4E1: Goon
We're back, sports fans! And speaking of sports fans, here's one for... the sports fans! This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan are lacing up their skates and putting in their mouth guards for a rock'em, sock'em modern hockey cult classic, Goon! If you've ever earnestly asked yourself…
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Holiday Special 2023: Violent Night
It may not be the night Santa goes crazy, but it's definitely the night St. Nick came to town with a list- best hope you're not on the naughty one! Happy Holidays, dear listeners, and welcome to this year's CineMeh Podcast special, Violent Night. What better way to celebrate the spirit of the...
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S3E12 - Mortal Kombat 1995
IT HAS BEGUN! And just like that, it has ended. This is it, folks! The Season 3 Finale is here... it's time to... FINISH IT! In case you hadn't picked up on it, or in case you were not aware of the greatest fighting game of the late 20th Century and it's infinitely mimicable sound bites, today's...
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S3E11 - The Sorcerer's Apprentice
Do you remember that movie that Disney did back in the 40s with a bunch of classical music, and no words, and it was kinda spooky and ended with a big freaking demon on a mountaintop? Member the first part with Mickey Mouse and his blue hat making a bunch of mops go absolutely berserk?! EVER…
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S3E10 - G.I. Joe: the Rise of Cobra
Got to get tough! .....if you want to finish this flame-out of an action film. Because this one is a labor to get through, but now you know... and knowing, is half the battle. This week on The CineMeh Podcast, Josh and Ryan are joined by a guest commentator to tackle the topic film! As we break...
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S3E9- Dick Tracy
Calling Dick Tracy, calling Dick Tracy! Big Boy is on prowl and can't no copper 'cept you bring him down! This week on The CineMeh Podcast, Josh and Ryan take on the underworld next to the banana raincoat and fedora hero of the early 30s in the 1990 fever dream classic, Dick Tracy. With a cast of...
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S3E8 - Battleship
Fire on A-4! MISS! Fire on G-7! HIT! YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP! With these classic words, an entire dynasty of gaming was born. Helen's face may have launched a thousand ships, but 'You Sunk My Battleship' has launched millions. So, naturally, someone had to come along in the mid-2000s and make a...
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S3E7- Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
This one comes from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels... oops, that was almost a copyright infringement, and so is a lot of this movie! This week on The CineMeh Podcast, Josh and Ryan rip into one of the worst examples of cultural appropriation and ill-conceived casting ever...
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S3E6- Venom
Do you have that adrenaline momentum? Are you thinkin' it's time to go get 'em?! They ain't gonna know what hit 'em! Not when Eddie Brock and his symbiote are on the scene, anyway! This week on The CineMeh Podcast Josh and Ryan are taking on Spiderman's greatest nemesis: Venom! Except... except...
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S3E5- Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
What happens when a video game company blatantly plagiarizes Indiana Jones but is too deep in the coding process to change the entire game? They make the hero a woman, and a new cultural icon is born! Naturally, there had to be a movie. This week on The CineMeh Podcast, Josh and Ryan are…
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S3E4: Daredevil
It's not often that one film functions as the audition real for a cast of actors to eventually go on to bigger and better roles, but that's exactly what this week's movie does. Daredevil, otherwise known as Ben Affleck's audition for Batman, otherwise known as John Favreau's audition for Happy...
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S3E3: Ghostbusters: Answer The Call
Does Bustin' Make YOU Feel Good? Is There Something Strange In YOUR Neighborhood? Then answer the call! It's time for Ghostbusters 2016! This week on The CineMeh Podcast, Josh and Ryan take on the world of the supernatural and cultural flashpoints to discuss Paul Feig's SNL super-cast in this...
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S3E2 - Max Payne
The sun was coming up with practiced bravado, and a new day of justice was dawning like the first morning after the apocalypse, when Josh and Ryan sat down to review a wildly mediocre, wannabe hard-boiled film noir film from 2008. This week on The CineMEH Podcast, we are reviewing Max Payne based...
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S3E1 - Doom 2005
Josh and Ryan are back! Welcome to Season 3 of The CineMEH Podcast! We are kicking off our themed "IP" Season with the 2005 action-horror-scifi classic of mediocrity: DOOM! Based on the groundbreaking 1993 video game about an army of demons from Hell invading a research facility on the Martian...
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Season 3 Trailer
Josh "The Walls of Jericho" Rigdon and Ryan "The Last Starfighter" Cipriani are back in another gut-busting, side-splitting, hair-raising, thrill-seeking, spy-hunting, rip-roaring, ghost-busting, barn-burning, rock-n-rolling, perfectly mediocre season of The CineMEH Podcast! Tune in Thursday,...
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S2E13 - Sydney White
What happens when Snow White trades in the Seven Dwarves for Seven Dorks and takes on the wicked witch of Sorority Row? Find out this week on The CineMEH Podcast! In our Season 2 Finale, our very own host, Josh Rigdon, recounts his adventures on film sets when he co-starred in the 2007 teen…
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S2E12 - Guns, Girls and Gambling
Do you love the movie The Lucky Number Slevin? Do you love the movie 3000 Miles to Graceland? Do you love the movie Snatch, or Leon the Professional, or Kill Bill or Reservoir Dogs?! What if I told you that there was one cinematic masterpiece that combined flavors from everyone one of those films...
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S2E11- It Could Happen to You
WELCOME TO THIS SEASON'S CAGE MATCH! ON THE DOCKET, WE'VE GOT: a polite little romantic dramedy about a New York City cop who splits a $4 million lottery ticket with a down-on-her-luck waitress that served him coffee one time. This week on The CineMEH Podcast Josh and Ryan are serving up It Could...
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S2E10- The Last Witch Hunter
There's nothing more important than Family... except for Witches. Witches are important and they gotta go. At least that's Vin Diesel's outlook in this Dungeons and Dragons inspired urban fantasy. This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan are discussing The Last Witch Hunter, a blink and…
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S2E9- Vertical Limit
Check under your shoes for nitro and make sure you're using THREE carabiners, not just two, because where we are going, danger lurks around every corner and under every haphazardly kept explosives container! This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan are scaling the Everest of late 90s…
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S2E8 - The Shadow (1994)
Who knows that mediocrity lies in the hearts of movies? JOSH AND RYAN KNOW! Grab your scarf and hat and throw on a big black trench coat, there's crime to fight! This week, on the CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan are taking on the 1994 adaptation of a golden-era comic and radio crime drama, The...
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S2E7- Super Mario Brothers, 1993 LIVE
Coming to you LIVE, it's The CineMEH Podcast starring Josh Josh and Ryan Josh, and this week we are bringing you the greatest cultural achievement of the entire 20th century... Super Mario Brothers! This week on CineMEH Josh and Ryan and going down the pipes and checking every castle for the...
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S2E6- Titan AE
Some projects are so big, they change the landscape of cinema forever. Some projects are so big they are remembered as the triumphant classics of their time. And some projects are so big they bankrupt the studio that produced them and put hundreds of people out of work. Enter Titan AE, the last…
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S2E5 - Sahara
We're pulling a Panama! Light your cigar and cut the fuel line; Josh and Ryan have a high-octane adventure for you this week... and they're not in Panama! They're in the Sahara! On this episode of CineMEH! we're on the trail of a long-lost Civil War ironclad stuffed with confederate gold…
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S2E4 - Krull
Mount your fire mare, pack your glaive, and double-check all your friends for signs of being a changeling! This week Josh and Ryan are headed to the mystical, faraway planet of Krull in the film aptly titled... well... Krull. And if you were expecting creativity from this sword and sorcery cult...
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S2E3- Simply Irresistible
She's so fine, there's no telling where the money went! Unless the money went into magical crabs that imbue the people around them with the ability to cook, in which case we know EXACTLY where the money went. This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan delve into the realm of magical realism,...
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hosts screenwriter Joshua Rigdon and author Ryan Cipriani take a sardonic but lively look at some of the most forgettable movies of the last decades in this film critique podcast devoted to the forgotten "mid" movie. Not good movies, not bad movies just... fine movies. Each week, Josh and Ryan humorously pick apart a cinematic offering that never quite arrived and discuss why. You'll learn about film story structure, financial constraints, bland writing, and middling performances on each adventure through a movie you likely forgot ever existed in the first place.
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Josh Rigdon and Ryan Cipriani
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