All Episodes
Austin Anderson Show — 90 episodes
Daddy Came Back (Lobster Tails, Bad Remakes & Finding Hope in a Broken World)
I Choose Jesus Over the Machine (And I’m Not Sorry) | Ep. 88
I Disappeared, Moved into a Farmhouse, and Now It’s 2026 (Gas, Billionaires & the Antichrist)
Adam Devine Comes Home: Netflix Dreams, Megachurch Jets & God Hitting Fabio with a Goose | Ep. 86
Skunk Spray, Shoulder Rubs, and TLC Nostalgia | Ep. 85
He Put a Six-Figure Budget on Finding Bigfoot | Ep. 84
My Shed Exploded, Alex Jones Was Funny, and I Think Everyone’s Lying | Ep. 83
Spider Guys, Bong Water, and the Slow Death of Customer Service | Ep. 82
The Day the News Tried to Kill Me | Ep. 81
Fart Crimes, Fake Saints, and Flying Cars | Ep. 80
The Piggy Wars, Alien Butt Probes & Why Comedians Are Just Professional Haters | Ep. 79
Diddy, Daniel 11, and the Death-By-Poison Queen of Petty | Ep.78
The Sonic Egg Crisis and Nickelback Conspiracy | Ep. 77
Lost Notes, Fentanyl Zombies, & California’s Park of Dreams | Ep. 76
Shoot Your Way Out of Omaha, Baby Jesus, and the Antichrist Peace Prize | Ep. 75
Platypus, Death Posts, and Virgin Jack Reacher: A Journey Into Absolute Nonsense | Ep. 74
Alien Heartbeats, Christmas Hot Takes, and the Bill Murray Massage Van | Ep. 73
Elk, Eagles & Existential Crisis at 32 Degrees | Ep. 72
The Epstein Web, Demon Politicians & Ceiling Fan Rage | Ep. 71
PG Movies, Dead Santas & Why Everything Feels Fake Now | Ep. 70
The $25 Million Soup Can, the Saudi Comedy Trap & Thanksgiving in a Dying Empire | Ep. 69
Fog, Hog Escapes & The Woman Who Married ChatGPT | Ep. 68
Aging Bodies, Dead Pot Pies & Touching Grass Won’t Save Us | Ep. 67
Sedated Wisdom & Thanksgiving Weed: The America Episode
Root Canals, Falling Beauty Queens & AI Teddy Bears Telling Kids Where The Knives Are | Ep. 65
Lemonhead Economics, AI Panic & The Micro-Penis Timeline | Ep. 64
Candy Max, Cannibal Generals & The Collapse of Civilization | Ep. 63
Rambo, Rome, and the End of Comedy as We Know It
Bread, Bots, and the Micro-Penis That Changed History | Ep. 61
Breakfast, Biscuits & the Death of the Human Era | Ep. 60
Rome’s B-Side: Wild Stories From the Empire
Four Donuts, Frozen Pipes, and Potbelly Pigs With a Taste For Blood | Ep. 58
Pallet People, Diddy Pardons & The Death of Travel | Ep. 57
NATO, Alfredo, and the Death of Affordability | Ep. 56
America’s Meltdown, Simon Cowell’s Face, and Johnny Depp’s Killer Dog | Ep. 55
AI Voices, Fake Pregnancies, and Christian Millionaires | Ep. 54
The Squirrels Have Gone to Hell | Ep. 53
The Wheelbarrow Ghost and the Haunted House That Watched Us | Ep. 52
Even the Trees Hate Gavin Newsom, Radioactive Tsunamis, Trump’s Gold Crown & the Devil’s Cartoon | Ep. 51
Will Smith’s Midlife Crisis Song, Conor McGregor Finds Jesus, and Screech Loses His Mind | Ep. 50
The Gold Ballroom, the SNAP Fast, and Glenn Beck’s Mountain of Mormon Relics | Ep. 49
The Food Hangover, Face Tattoos & The Fall of America | Ep. 48
Pimp Ma Ma Da, Pepperoni Face, and the Disney Lies They Fed Us | Ep. 47
The Pope, the Ice Cube, and the Robot Apocalypse | Ep. 46
The Legend of the Naughty Monster | Ep. 45
If Trump Pardons Diddy, I’m Becoming a Preacher | Ep. 44
Deadly Car Wreck, Pumpkin Sacrifice & Bleeding Frat Boys | Ep. 43
Human Brains in Jars & Stingy Jack: Welcome to the Wetware Apocalypse | Ep. 42
Stolen Garfield Cats, Demon Movies & The Rise of the Human Washing Machine | Ep. 41
Katy Perry Didn’t Go to Space & The Legend of the Piss Goblin | Ep. 40
Mudslides, Hot Tub Politicians & Hamburger Helper Apocalypse | Ep. 39
Fall Mornings, Mr. Hollywood Stories & $2 Gas Dreams | Ep. 38
Blowing Up Cabins, Trump’s UFC Gladiator Games & Why Jared Leto Still Sucks
Analyzing Faces, Saudi Comedy Controversy, Trump & the Nobel Peace Prize | Ep. 36
Blockbuster, Husker Hand Signs, & Worst Comic Alive | Ep. 35
Tic Tacs, Taylor Swift, & 90-Year-Old Cocaine Cowboys | Ep. 34
Donuts, Diddy & Digital IDs | Ep. 33
Harvard’s Boldest New Hire, P Diddy’s Court Drama & Taylor Swift’s New Album Review
Frolicking in Hayfields, Florida Men, and Asking Menards for… “Cock” | Ep. 31
Holograms, Revelation, and Stephen King Gets Thrown Off a Cliff | Ep. 30
Baseball is a Secret Cult? Trump’s “Christ” Roots & Portland Gone Mad | Ep. 29
Running Half Marathons, Creepy Toys, and Cheesecake Lies | Ep. 28
Panera Soup Scam, Avatar Sucks & Ranch Bowl Mosh Pits | Ep. 27
Tank Tops, Bulletproof George Washington & The AI Apocalypse
From Buffalo Genocide to Porta Potty Redemption | Ep. 25
The Rapture Didn’t Happen… But These Wild Stories Did | Ep. 24
Touching Toes, Dave Attell, and Foggy Morning Rants | Ep. 23
Jason Aldean Concert, Pumpkin Patch Adventure & Why Starting Small Wins | Ep. 22
Pumpkin Patches, Waffle Houses & The Death of Fast Food Magic | Ep. 21 Podcast
Too Many Bagels, Flamingo Legs & Robot Chicken Fights | Ep. 20
Betrayal of Refrigerators, Robert Redford’s Hair, and Fighting Hyenas in Your Sleep | Ep. 19
How the Apostles Actually Died | Ep. 18
DayQuil, Martyrdom, and Pudding Revenge | Ep. 17
Charlie Kirk Is A Christian Martyr | Ep. 16
Walmart Tire Chaos, South Dakota Stove Hunt & Why Arby’s Must Fall | Ep. 15
Karen Ball Snatcher, Ding Dong Ditch Deaths, and the Sep 23rd Rapture | Ep. 14
Rivers of Blood, Head Cold Mondays & Comedy Scandals
The Price of TicTac's, Squirrel Burial & The Statue of Lucifer? | Ep.12
Google Plants, Darwin Awards & Comedy Store Ghost Tours | Ep. 11
Lyme Disease, Chainsaw Art, The Temple Of Prunes, And the America’s Got Talent Files | Ep. 10
Testicle Fences, Buttercream Gangs & Nicotine Pouches | Ep. 9
Footloose, Rabbit Feet, and a Near-Death Construction Mishap | Ep. 8
Baywatch Ninjas, Husker Logos, and the Day Peanuts Turned Deadly | Ep. 6
A Duck Thinks It’s a Chicken, Highway Cyclists, and the Curse of Things | Ep. 6
Where Are My Cherries And Limes? I Am Now 42 Years of Age. | Ep. 5
Demon Mermaids, 90’s Marilyn Manson Myths & Why Gushers Beat Fruit Roll-Ups
Saving Turtles, Midlife Crises & Parades Gone Soft | Ep. 03
Clogging, Juggalos, Ninja Turtles & Why I Hate all Star Wars | Ep. 2
The Biggest Loser Resurrection | Ep 1
Bleeding Nipples, Robot Uprisings & The P Diddy Demon