All Episodes

American Psycho (2000): "Everything but the dick."

Cape Fear (1991): "She puts on her nighttime frosty lipstick for a smoke on the porch."

Phantom of the Paradise (1974): "I want that hot Beef injection!"

The Blair Witch Project (1999): "She had big, hairy tiddies under there."

The City of Lost Children (1995): "Here comes Krank with his Emo Philips hair."

Sleepwalkers (1992): "He's gonna spray!"

Cruel Intentions (1999): "Oh God, he wants to jam it up her peehole!"

Bound (1996): "Why does your apartment smell like period?"

2 Days in the Valley (1996): "It looks like he's giving birth to himself."

Wild Things (1998): "Where'd you get those shoes, Whores 4 Less?"

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990): "Booty time, booty time, across the USA!"

This Week in Doom: Ep. 7

Top Gun (1986): "You can be my wingman anytime."

This Week in Doom: Ep. 6

Young Guns (1988): "We regulate any stealing of his property, and we're damn good too."

This Week in Doom: Ep. 5

Twister (1996): "You can't explain it, you can't predict it!"

This Week in Doom: Ep. 4

Airheads (1994): "Trick question, Lemmy IS God!"

This Week In Doom - Ep. 3

The Chipmunk Adventure (1987): "ALVIIIIIIIIIIIN!"

This Week in Doom - Ep. 2

Mystery Men (1999): "I would forevermore be HE WHO DEALT IT!!"

This Week in Doom - Ep. 1

My Girl (1991): "He can't see without his glasses!"

Flight of the Navigator (1986): "See you later, navigator!"

Wet Hot American Summer (2001): "I'm gonna go hump the fridge."

The Mummy (1999): "You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn't you Beni?"

The People Under The Stairs (1991): "Yeah, and maybe the President will make me Secretary of Pussy"

A League of Their Own (1992): "Lay off the high ones! Mule! Nag!"

Grease 2 (1982): "Yeah, I'm free everyday, it's in the Constitution...hehe."

The Birdcage (1996): "Put the goddamn pinky DOWN!"

Overboard (1987): "You know what your problem is?"

Sixteen Candles (1984): "They f*cking forgot my birthday."

¡Three Amigos! (1986): "Oh yes, you have a plethora."

Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory (1971): "You lose! Good day sir!"

Cheech & Chong 420 Special

Just One Of The Guys (1985): "Where do you get off having t*ts?!"

Clifford (1994): "Look at me like a human boy!"

Stigmata (1999): "The kingdom of God is inside you..."

But I'm A Cheerleader (1999): "I'm a homosexual"

Troop Beverly Hills (1989): "Beverly Hills what a thrill!"

The First Wives Club (1996): "Thanks to Cher's pioneering efforts, you haven't hit puberty."

Charlie's Angels (2000): "And that's kicking your ATHH!"

Fear (1996): "LEMMEINTHEF*CKINGHOUSE!!!"

Reality Bites (1994): "Welcome to the Maxi Pad!"

Say Anything (1989): "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."

Popeye (1980): "Olive Oyl? Swee'pea? What're you doing, making a salad?"

Ali G Indahouse (2002): "Wicked, wicked...follow me!"

Cabin Boy (1994): "Big girls have big appetites"

To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar (1995): "Ready or not, here comes mama!"

Patreon Exclusive: The Company of Wolves (1984)

200 Cigarettes (1999): "I hate you motherf*ckers."

The Exorcist (1973): "Do you know what she did, your c*nting daughter?"

Less Than Zero (1987): "Santa's gonna put a suntan in my stocking."

The Princess Bride (1987): "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

Little Shop of Horrors (1986): "Feed me Seymour, feed me all night long."

Son in Law (1993): "Oh my God, it's Bartles or Jaymes! Dude, which one are you?!"

Dick Tracy (1990): "Big Boy Did It."

Big Top Pee-wee (1988): "Mmmmm....egg salad-y!"

She-Devil (1989): "You're a she-devil!"

Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990): "Don't you just love happy endings?"

Idle Hands (1999): "Look at me, I'm Leatherface!"

Poltergeist (1982): "They're heeeere."

Thir13en Ghosts (2001): "Did I say there's a petting zoo down there?! Nooo!"

Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988): "How's your head? Haven't had any complaints."

SLC Punk! (1998): "You're not Jesus, you're Bob."

So I Married An Axe Murderer (1993): "Woman, woe-man, WHOA-man!"

True Romance (1993): "You're so cool."

Dazed & Confused (1993): "Be a lot cooler if you did, man."

The Faculty (1998): "Guaranteed to jack you up."

Stargate (1994): "Say hello to King Tut, a**hole!"

Aeon Flux (1991-1995): "Ready for the action now, danger boy?"

The Fifth Element (1997): "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

Dirty Dancing (1987): "I carried a watermelon."

Trainspotting (1996): "What are you two talking about? Futbol. What are you talking about? Shoppin."

Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight (1995): "Humans, you're not worth the flesh you're printed on."

Stand By Me (1986): "Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood."

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997): "What are you waiting for?!"

Absolutely Fabulous (1992 - 2016): "This Wheel Shall Explode"

Cloak & Dagger (1984): "Jack Flack always escapes."

Can't Hardly Wait (1998): "Yo, I gotta have sex tonight!"

Summer School (1987): "Tension breaker, had to be done."

Weird Science (1985): "That's nasty, Wyatt. That's Chet, Gary."

Freaky Friday (1976): "I wish I could switch places with her for just one day."

Rosemary's Baby (1968): "This is no dream, this is really happening!"

Showgirls (1995): "Thanks, I bought it at Versayce."

Annie (1982): "Look at what I'm drippin' with...little girls."

Beverly Hills 90210 (1990-2000): "Donna Martin Masturbates"

Drop Dead Fred (1991): "What a pile of sh*t!"

Empire Records (1995): "Damn the man, save the Empire!"

The Money Pit (1986): "Two weeks. Two weeks?!"

Pump Up The Volume (1990): "Jam me, jack me, push me, pull me, TALK HARD!"

Darby O'Gill and The Little People (1959): "King Brian me old boy, I've got ye at last!"

Natural Born Killers (1994): "Whole world's comin' to an end, Mal."

Mannequin (1987): "Two things I love to do, fight and kiss boys!"

Dark City (1998): "No more Mr. Quick"

The Parent Trap (1961): "The nerve of her, coming here with your face!"

Dead Alive (1992): "I kick ass for the lord!"

Groundhog Day (1993): "I'm A god, not THE God."