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There's tons of other $#!% to get to anyway.
I'm really that stupidly simple. Honestly!
Never give up on yourself.
If you ask the universe how you can help, the universe will respond.
I sure do have some crazy ass thoughts!
That's when the world starts to make sense.
Maybe you're the main character!
Those aren't women they're #&%@! actresses!
Let's do the next one together. Okay? Bye.
We'll see how far off the rails that one goes.
...you feeling good about this? Yeah. Yeah.
I guess that was ironic. Pause!
Feel better. Ok? Alright bye. Bye.
Now go do something better with your life.
I say why?
I love my life. I love it.
Up to the challenge I am.
I don't know... you lose something in there don't ya?
I love you Em. Happy birthday!
Oooh do I like getting breakfast made for me.
Oh my god I love my neighbors!
You wanna talk about chop suey... hmmm?
Here at number 490 I'm ready to take a break.
We do not need to take this any further.
There is meat on that bone.
That's why I have a felony.
Which is why I'm stopping this now.
Happy Mother's Day mom!
That's how bad I am.
Now, now we need money.
... only be better.
Obviously it drives me a little crazy.
Because he's certainly going to hell.
Because apparently you have nothing further to add.
But it's March 29th. There's your hint.
If that's not the greatest finish ever... well ...what is?
I seriously wonder... who the hell are you?
From a postcard point of view, well... it's f'n great!
Unfortunately it would be. That's the truth.
... government by lottery.
Every body in a human meat suit is worth it.
Let's all lose some files ...huh?
... well, no more coming for us.
The universe you're sharing is truly wonderful.
Sometimes being a human sucks.
But I also believe that you're here to do the same.
Over an hour of me talking?!?!? {anguish} That's gotta be terrible!
... but you have to believe in a better world like the rest of us! {discordance}
Get lost in deep thought.
Not this one. That one.
Why ain't you showin' it?
And that, my friends, is all I've got to give.
Russian mob bosses? I like it!
Somewhere, in there, is today's "lie of the day".
... just ridiculous. Spaghettios!
It's like science doesn't even exist on this planet!
Or you might not.
... might come to have a new meaning for you.
He sells fake boobs and regret.
She's just like that.
... and for that, I say happy birthday to you.
Not that I want to die... but you know what I mean.
People who don't give a damn one way or another.
... come together and face it as one.
Yeah, that's what I should think cuz that's a much better thought.
It's time to fly birdy. Fly! Fly! Fly!
There's always a shower. Who cares how dirty we get?
Longform, monotonous, tedious af conversation.
All other thought is loaded with bias... and most of it is yours.
What do I do? I guess I hit pause...
To me that looks like we're playing not to lose.
And nobody wanted that... did they?
... I just can't figure out which one.
Imagine a better world I will, hopefully with you!
You must be a special person. And probably one I should never meet.
The birds... they've got me figured out.
That which builds our knowledge of everyth... Thing!
At least as far as religion is concerned.
Just because something is available to be done, doesn't mean it has to be done.
... can't find purpose and destiny if that's how you're going.
Believe in your soul and you'll find it.
I like being weird.
How you gonna be? That's my big contribution to humanity.
I don't know man... you might not be grown up.
Wow. Wow! I didn't even know this stuff could do that!
Is there a better note than 91% isopropyl alcohol? No there isn't.
Crazy or not I'm a better person for it.
I can't even imagine how great it could be!
Part of me probably deserves this. NOT all of me! But part of me.
Well frankly ... I can't wait to get the #@$÷! off this planet. Ya know what I mean?
... that isn't a lesson, that's, in fact, a law of nature.
... coming at you from my parents' basement ... so ...there's that.
America is definitely ready for a monkey wrench...
Thank you big man god! You're the best!
At least not here in Denver.
It's at least possible!
It may be enough to get them through a lifetime.
That will have been one helluva successful day!
So... I'm no longer a feminist but I'm still angry.
... at a minimum ... we all do.