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Marcus In The Morning "ON DEMAND" — 1000 episodes
Stop Touching These Things Immediately
How to Make Your Workday Suck Less
Nobody Warned Us About Preteens
We Need to Talk About Your Bedtime Habits
How Long Is TOO Long to Store Someone's Stuff?
The Vacation Spots Everyone Feels Safe Visiting
What Your Lock Screen Really Says About You
The Noisy Neighbor Dilemma Everyone Fears
These Weekend Getaways Are Worth Every Penny
The Signs Everyone Misses
This Parenting Trick Is Absolutely UNHINGED
You Won't Believe What They Charged Wedding Guests
This Is Why Taylor Was Already Done With the Day
Why Are These Videos So Addictive?
The Lifestyle Everyone Wants but Nobody Enjoys
Marcus Is in Trouble With His Family Again
The Friend Zone Strikes Again
Someone Got FIRED for WHAT?!
Summer Break Didn't Feel Like a Break
Moving In Together Changes Everything
The Best Date You Can Go On Is by Yourself
We Wish Someone Had Told Us This Sooner
Is Living at Home Until 35 the New Normal?
This Maxxing Trend Is Taking Over the Internet
Summer Party Season Is About to Get Competitive
Marcus Just Dropped the Biggest Announcement of the Summer
Taylor Was WAY Too Excited About This
The Trends Aging Like Milk Right Now
The Parenting Hack That's Almost Too Easy
The First Date Question That Has Us Divided
THIS Surprise Was Ruined in Seconds
Marcus Accidentally Made It Awkward At Work
Are Summer Cocktails Overrated?
The Love Island Villa Is Villa-ing Again
Boomers Might Actually Be Right About This…
How Did Marcus End Up in Middle School Grad Drama?
My Bed Is Winning the Battle Against My Friends
Money Actually CAN Buy You Happiness
She Went on the Date for the FREE DINNER?!
Is Asking Your Man THIS Question a Red Flag?
Marcus Is Fully in His Temu Era
Dating Your Dad’s Friend Sounds Illegal But Isn’t
These Wedding Traditions Are Officially Getting Canceled
The Sleep Truth Nobody Wants To Hear
Producer Taylor's Dating Plot Twists Nobody Saw Coming
Adults Were NOT Ready for This Reality Check
Marcus Accidentally Exposed His Worst Habit
The SECOND Men Move In… Everything Changes
These Proposal Stories Hurt To Hear
Imagine Hanging Up on the POPE
How Many Drive-Thrus Is Too Many? Marcus Says There’s No Limit
Men’s Dating Profiles Are Somehow Getting WORSE
Marcus’ Daughter Had Something To Say To Producer Taylor
Mother’s Day Almost Got Ruined at Marcus’ House
This Conversation Should’ve Stayed Off-Air…
What Men Think Is Effort… Is Sad
You Won’t Believe What People Do in Marked Vehicles
“I’ll Just Have One Fry” Famous Last Words
Date Night Ideas That Won’t Make Your Bank Account Cry
You’re Sleeping WRONG on Planes & Here’s Why
These Subscriptions Pay for Themselves
Future Radio Stars in the Building
Shopping Just Changed Forever in San Francisco
This Is What Worth It Really Looks Like
This One Financial Decision Turned Into a Whole Debate
Marcus Went OFF and No One Stopped Him
This Wedding Contract Might End Friendships
The “Perfect” Weather Day Exists And You Probably Missed It
Check Your Bank Account After Hearing This
This Simple AI Hack Changes Everything
Gen Z Is DONE Hearing This From Their Parents
The Truth About Your Neighbors Is Kinda Unsettling
Are Manners Dead?
This Sweatshirt Debate Got Way Too Heated
I Shaved My Mustache For This…
AI Can’t Replace THIS…
These Food Takes Might Get Us Cancelled
Dating Your Coworker… Biggest Mistake or Best Idea?
Nobody Talks About This Part of Getting Older
Before You Catch Feelings, Ask THIS
The One Question That Completely Threw Marcus Off
They Ignored the Red Flags… Until This Happened
The Moment We Knew the Friendship Was OVER
This Should Not STILL Be Happening…
Plus One Problems
This Might Ruin Your Friend Group…
Are We Wrong For This?
The 80K Chip
Luck, Lies, & Life Advice
Red Flags in Your Inbox and Your Apartment
That Was NOT in my Job Description
Cleaning for the Cleaning People
Don't Quit Your Day Job...Wait Actually
How To Get on the No Fly List
Saving You From the Daylight
Marcus V.S Skunk
Smells That Will Wake You Up
Marcus and His BF Chat GPT are Fighting
Waking Up & Breaking Up
Lunch Date with Marcus
Marcus Double Booked Himself
AI is Raising the Kids
And The Award Goes To...
The Art of Pretending to be Nice
Love, Lies, & Listerine
Three Years No Ring...Now What?
Marcus' Guide for Adulting
That's Soo Last Year
The Great Olympic Cheating Scandal
Girls Night In Is the New Girls Night Out
Valentine's Day Gift Guide
Producer Taylor Keeps WHAT in Her Car??
Revenge Served Petty
From Sweet Words to Hot Wings
And Bingo Was His Name? Oh
He Locked Himself Inside of What???
Grammys Recap That No One Asked For
Debate: Nickelback is Still Cool
Is Gen Alpha Okay?
What Your Bed Sheets Say About You
Sad Season Survival Guide
Stop Saying This at Work
We Have Gate-breaking News For You
Taylor's Snack Corner is Getting Serious
Marcus V.S. J-Lo
The Official Sports Dad Tell All
They Tried to Make Me Go to Rehab, I Said...
Just Here for the Snacks
Pay the Price for Screentime
National Sticker Day Gets Personal
How Bout Them 49ers?
Marcus Spills His Office Bathroom Confessions
Bruno's Back Baby
We've Got Big Feelings, Small Tweaks & Unexpected Truths
Would You Rather: New Years Edition
Marcus is in His Self-Care Era
We're Back...Kind Of
Everything You Need to Know Before the Holidays Hit
From Worst Gifts to $5,000 Tips
Marcus Can't Help Clown on Taylor's Future Ex Husband
Holiday Headlines, Dating Drama & Family Chaos All in Just One Episode
How to Survive the Holidays Without Losing Your Mind
The Camera Betrayed Marcus
What Actually Makes Us Happier?
Teens Fight Back, Dates Go Sideways & Winter Gets Cute
Muni: 1, Marcus: 0
Waymo Babies & Wardrobe Drama
What's it Really Like to Live with Marcus?
What's Shaking in the Bay Today? (Literally)
Petty with a Purpose
The Boozy Bandit
Allowance Inflation is Real
Meeting The Parents: Holiday Edition
The Great Road Trip Recap & The Interview Question Everyone Dreads
Patrick Warburton is in the House!
Cringe Dates & Crazy Roommates
Marcus Talks To Actor Patrick Warburton About His "Preposterous" Role In The New Movie Zootopia 2
What On The Menu This Week with Marcus?
Well That Was Awkward...
Marcus's Kitchen Nightmares
Pet Peeves, Pickles, & Parents Going Pro
Bob Ross Saves the Day
What Time Do You Usually Break the Law?
How Long Does it Take for a Guest to Overstay Their Welcome?
Is It Too Early To Put Up Christmas Decorations?
What's That Smell?
Meet Our New Team Member...Jon!
From ER Visits to Everyday Wins
How Did Producer Taylor Get Out of A Speeding Ticket?
How Did Marcus Embarrass Himself on Halloween?
Does Marcus Believe in Ghosts?
How Did Marcus Do on the Whitney Houston Challenge?
Is Fast Spending Just Human Nature?
Marcus' Car Has Been Found, But What Shape Is It In?
Marcus' Car Was Stolen Over The Weekend
In Regards To The Workplace, What Is "Productivity Theater?"
Would You Pay $30,000 For Someone To Name Your Baby?
What Is This New Trend "Cozy Cardio?"
Corey Proves She Is A Tool-Bag Once Again.
Have You Ever Been Unintentionally Insulted? Or Maybe It Was Intentional.
Corey Chickened Out At The Mall
One Sentence Could Change Your Life
Being Messy Makes You Unattractive To Your Partner
Marcus Needs Your Help With His Daughter
Is It OK To Respond "Maybe" On An Evite?
Marcus Wants To Talk Words That Irk You
What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have In Your Junk Drawer?
A Single Dad Needs Your Help With His Teenage Daughter
Your Hugging Style Says A Lot About Your Relationship
Easy Ways To Boost Happiness
What Is Your Biggest Regret?
The Seven "A's" Of Superaging
Here Are Some Things You Can Do To Seem Smarter
Are You Burnt Out Or Just Bored?
Don't Feel Guilty About Binge-Watching
How The 3-3-3 Method Can Simplify Your Day
Could You Make A Four-Day Work Week Work?
Marcus & Corey Recap Their "Big Day On The Bay"
You Might Live Longer If You Live By The Ocean.
What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Seen On A Wedding Registry?
Have You Ever Experienced 'Quiet Cracking?"
The Jeff Has A New Habit & Corey Is Not Here For It
Corey Was Shamed Over The Weekend. Was It Deserved?
Never Say These 6 Things At Work
Would You Fish Your Cell Phone Out Of A Filthy Festival Toilet?
August Is The Best Month To Refresh Your Closet
What Are Some Things Your Parents Were Absolutely Right About?
Fewer Adults Are Reaching Adult Milestones
It Turns Out, Cleaning Is A Love Language
Are You In Danger Of A "Quiet Firing?"
Does Corey Have Psychic Anxiety?
Why Is Handwashing More Important In The Summer?
Has Corey Outed Herself As A Terrible Person...Again?
What Does The Perfect Day Break Down To Be?
Do You Practice 'Saturday Self Care?'
How Do You Romanticize Your Workout?
Do You Ever Forget Why You Walked Into A Room?
Tips To Keep Your Party From Derailing
Could You Turn Your Side Hustle Into A Full Time Job?
Why Do We Experience Brain Fog?
Smart People Ignore These Phrases During Work Meetings
How Much Is Too Much When It Comes To Cyberstalking?
What Would You Do For A Million Dollars?
There's Proof Pasta Makes You Happy
Was Marcus The Reason Corey & Her Husband Got In A Fight?
Do Parents Judge Other Parents' Parenting Skills?
1 In 3 Have Dated Their Boss, Have You?
Do You Take All Of Your PTO?
Have You Ever Caught A Co-Worker Cheating?
What Do You Like More Now That You Are Older?
Marcus Has Already Ruined His New Appliance In Only 24 Hours
These Are The Dirtiest Spots In Your Hotel Room
What Is The One Thing You Can Do For A Successful Relationship?
Americans Are Divided On AI
Get Rid Of Anxiety In Seconds With These Simple Steps
Women Have Stopped Wearing Makeup On First Dates
Did You Know Servers Lie To Get Bigger Tips?
Marcus, The Jeff & Kim Managed To Surprise Corey
The Most Iconic Summer Sensations
The 5 Types Of Friendships Everyone Needs
Would These Phrases Actually Help You Avoid Extra Work?
Corey Recaps Her Paris Trip & Did Something That Surprised Marcus.
Do You Have Specific Nicknames For Your Co-Workers?
NSFW: Ozempic Is Changing Men's Bodies
How To Declutter Your Social Life
What Did You Have To Teach Your Husband?
How Do We Get 'The Jeff' To De-Clutter?
Did Marcus Finally Man-Splain To The Wrong Person?
Marcus Had Some Highs & Lows In Vegas This Weekend
Throw These Bathroom Items Out Immediately
How To Change Your Perspective By Shifting Your Thoughts
Stop Wasting Money On These Things
How To Avoid Post Vacation Blues
Things You Will Regret Keeping
Today Is Going To Suck For Corey
You Only Feel Healthy 19 Days Out Of The Month
What Are The Most Misspelled Words In The Country?
Marcus Trolled Corey's Husband Without Even Knowing.
Is Pizza Actually Good For Your Mental Health?
What Americans Think Constitutes A Perfect Vacation
Air BnB Is Cracking Down On Memorial Day Destructive Parties
How To Tell If You Are With A Noble Man
What Is The Silliest Way You Have Injured Yourself?
Avoid These Moves To Save Money At The Airport
Epic Comebacks To Use When Someone Is Out Of Line
These Habits Are Tanking Your Metabolism
I Broke Up With My Boyfriend, Can I Keep His Mom?
Do You Need To De-Load To Fight Fatigue?
Ask These Questions & You WILL Get Ghosted
Marcus & Corey Talk To Jeremy Piven About His Upcoming Tour
Mother's Day Gifts Moms Don't Want
Here Is A Warning About Burglars & Your Home
Natural Ways To Boost Your Dopamine
Better Ways To Say "I Told You So"
Did Marcus Prove Himself To Be A Real Man?
Are You The Baby Or The One Taking Care Of The Baby?
Have You Ever Gotten Mad At Your Significant Other Over A Dream?
Have You Ever Hitchhiked Or Picked A Person Up?
What Lies Did Your Parents Tell You As A Kid?
How To Romanticize Your Workouts
How To Avoid The Ostrich Effect
Who Should Be Responsible For Planning Mother's Day?
How To Save Money For Earth Day
This Meeting Could Have Been An Email
The Best Ways To Say No
Everything We Know About Kids & Phones Is Wrong
Would You Like to Have The Perfect Day?
What Is The Early Bird's Club & Should you Attend?
Don't Do This At Your Wedding.
Is Dilly-Dallying The New Hot Trend?
Marcus Was Almost Taken Out By A Dog
As An Adult, Would You Like An Easter Basket?
Would You Rather Ask AI For Advice Or A Human?
These Lies Are Keeping You Stuck
Who Would Be At Your Celebrity Happy Hour?
Are You An Introverted-Extrovert?
Is There A Way To Harness Good Stress?
What Is The Doorway Effect?
Things Frugal People Ditch To Save Money
Four Lies You Should Use In A Job Interview
Things You Won't Regret Throwing Away
Brain Flossing Can Reduce Stress
Is Your Favorite Crime Show Stressing You Out?
What Profession Would You Never Date?
Do You Suffer From Math Anxiety?
How Do You Cut A Toxic Friend Out Of Your Life?
Leave These Things In The Past
How To Practice Realistic Optimism
Marcus May Have Saved A Life This Weekend
Here Is How To Navigate The Art Of Happiness
What Do Couples Without Kids Fight About?
Are You Unprofessional At Work?
Is It Ever Okay To Go To Bed Angry?
How Much Time Do You Spend Negotiating With Your Kid?
Have You Ever Experienced A 'Meeting Hangover?'
Was Corey's Car Stolen?
Is "Floodlighting" A Good Idea?
Here Are Some Ways To Train Your Brain To Be More Confident.
These Foods Can Shave Minutes Off Your Life
Did Marcus Screw Up With The Big Boss?
What Foreign Country Would Move To And Why?
What Are Signs That You Are Truly Happy?
Did You Know Crocs Can Land You In The ER?
What Phrases Are Condescending At Work?
Is Your Friend Circle A Pit Of Snakes?
Gen Z Talks About Things Their Parents Did That They Will Never Do
Corey Made It Weird During A Fire On Her Street
What Is The Stupidest Fight You & Your Spouse Ever Had?
We Have The Recipe For The Perfect Nap
Marcus & Corey Talked To Brent From Shinedown About Their New Music
Here Are Things Couples Do In Restaurants That Annoy Servers
Is This A Gift Or A Project? Corey Wants To Know
Watch Out For These Restaurant Red Flags For Valentine's Day
Have You Ever Cried Over Pizza?
How To Succeed At Work If You're Introverted
Is This The Right Way To Respectfully Disagree?
New Study: This Is What Makes A Perfect Day
What Are Some Mindless Habits That Are Exhausting You?
What Is The Big Deal With Shabu Shabu?
Why Does January Feel Like The Longest Month Ever?
How Stressed Are You About Child Care?
Would You Go On A First Date On Valentine's Day?
How Much Will Your Super Bowl Party Cost?
Why Did Corey Get Grounded By Her Husband?
Pineapple On Pizza, Yay or Nay?
Do You Have A Favorite Child?
Is Corey Being Fleeced By Her Nail Salon?
How Did Your Significant Other Ruin Your Date?
Are You An Embarrassing Parent?
Is It Street Justice Or Just Plain Rude?
Do You Think A Gym Date Would Be Good For Valentine's Day?
What Slang Words Need to be Banned in 2025?
When Do You Take Your Holiday Decorations Down?
Would You Take A Once in a Lifetime Trip Even if Your Significant Other Couldn't Go?
Corey's Husband, The Jeff, Defied Death Yesterday
Have You Ever Argued With A Significant Other Over Something That Wasn't Real?
Have You Kept Your New Year's Resolution?
Do you think it is okay to nap at work?
Would you buy a fixer upper without telling your fiance?
Gen Z says it is cool their parents drive to work everyday, thoughts?
If the daughter stays, does the dog go?
Do you practice 'resting gift face?'
Would you try "naked flying?"
Marcus is sick of technology making us lazy.
Would You Ever Live in a Famous House?
How do you accomplish a drama-free holiday?
How to Master Small Talk at Parties
Did Marcus Ruin Corey's Weekend?
How Is That A Family Christmas Movie?
How Much Time Is Too Much Time With The In-Laws?
Is Anyone Else Not Feeling the Christmas Spirit?
Do You Agree With The Word of the Year?
How Was Your Thanksgiving?
Dumbest thing you and your spouse fight about.
Should You Invite An Ex To Your Wedding?
What is considered rude at Thanksgiving?
How do you tell someone you don't like their cooking?
What Is The Hobby Your Significant Other Has That Is Driving You Crazy?
Is A Standing Desk Actually Bad For You?
What Would You Tell Your 12-Year Old Self?
Is Corey A Bad Neighbor?
The Power of Saying "Thank You"
Is Marcus Being the Jerk?
New Friend? Nah...
An Adult Time
Jealous For What?
Halloween Parents
The Horror Divide
Halloween Dangers
Leg Test
Trick or Treat Limit?
Take a Trip?
Daylight Savings Scaries
Call Me If You Need Anything
In Your Dreams...
The Dogs Are Evolving
"Healthy" Halloween Candy?
Gwen Stefani Opens Up to Marcus & Corey About the Past, Present, and Future
Who Is Worse?
Snake Yoga Anyone?
Too Much For Halloween?
That's Not Even Scary...
Why Doesn't It Feel Like Halloween?
This Relationship Won't Work Out
How to Stop Being Lazy
Corey's Very Bad Horrible Day
Are You Haunted?
Want To Know The End?
Halloween Frustration
Kicked Out Again?
Liver!
Arguing With The In-Laws
I Need An Adult Swaddle Please
The Monday After
Foodie Count Down
Home Made Present
Avoid The Rudest City
Chicken Show
When Did You Become an Adult?
Marcus' Genius Idea
Ab Surgery!?
Game Night - Fight Night
Makeup is Psycho?
Avoiding Uncomfortable Conversation
Retro On The Come Back
Pull Up To The Blow Up Pool?
Stay-cation Like A Boss
Fighting Gymtimidation
What Do You Fight About?
OMG G2G
Aging Dramatically
Ya Had A Bad Day...
The Most Annoying Social Habits
Is Marcus The Jerk?
Scrabble Wrong For This
5 Second Break
This Flight Trend Could Kill You
The Fall of Pumpkin Spice
Inconveniencing Friends is Great
You & Your Dog
Mercury Gettin To Us
The Robot Take Over
The Need to Declutter
Turning Into Your Parents
The Pain of Car Sharing
The Perfect Time for a Nap
The Cost of the Party
Sick Day Today?
Do You Even Care?
Gorilla Screen Time
Genius Starbucks Hack of Nah?
Vacation Problems
The Marcus Travel Hack
Marcus (Solo) Vaca?
Backhanded Compliment
How To Be Great at Conversation
Bad First Date?
Don't Reveal THIS
How To Deal With My Jerk Sister
TSA Tips
Summer Behavior
Proper Plane Etiquette
The Genetic Lottery
No Friends at Work
Woman on the Grill
Spying Hubby?
Is Cleaning a Turn On?
No Tip Saver?
Online Shopping vs Reality
Monday Birthdays
Corey's In A War
Ridiculous Lyrics
Thigh Guy Summer
Sis Drama Continues
Caught in a Lie
It's a Foodie Thing!
Nothing for Father's Day
Mayo on Hot Dogs!?
Fast Food Summer Camp?
Worst Staycation Ever
Is Marcus a Jerk?
Celebrity House
Stay Away From My Door!
Smile!
5 Second Rule Debunked?
Hated as Kid, Love as Adults
You Look Pretty TODAY
Marcus The Rage Cleaner
Daily Tasks = No Gym?
Kicked Out!
Memorial Day Airport Hell
Sharing a Car Challenges
Afraid to Ask
Confusing Emojis
Not The Right Reaction
Dreamscroller
The Luckiest Day of the Year
More Workout Drama
Time Slows
Are You Cool?
Never Answered a Phone Call
Underground Bunker For The Win?
Craziest Tip Situations
How Much is Your Time Worth?
When Are You Old?
Ever Been Kicked Out?
The Day After Surgery
Corey's Not a Caregiver
Corey's Good Samaritan
Sleep Divorce FTW?
I'm Just Pretending To Be Nice
You Are Your Own Driving Distraction
Book a Vaca From a Vaca?
Boring Convo
Social Media is My Life
Marcus' Ax Throwing
4 Things For a Great Morning
The Most Stressful Time of Day
Marcus Wants a Man Cave
Your Snack Personality
Doggie Ruining Your Sleep
Let's Hit Some Cozy Cardio
Special Event Marriage Doomed
Mercury Strikes Again
Speech Fasting For Health
Good Advice
No Email Time
Is Corey The Jerk?
Chocolate Over Social Media
What Two Nights Of Bad Sleep Does
Well Behaved Discount
The Strange Rules at Other People's Houses
Failure Incoming
Must Love Strange Smells
Cheating DNA
Best and Worst Easter Candy
Corey's Feet
Corey Ignores Her Husband
What's Your Love Language?
Doggie Stress Relief
Tricky Tipping
Post Natal Getaway
Life of the Party
Honor The Women
Get Me Outta This Thing
Nostalgic for Snacks
Don't Drink!
Marcus Exits Left
Blue Zone Happy Hour
Fast or Slow Eater
National Public Sleeping Day
Craziest Thing in School
Makin Me Cry
Fragrance in the Office
Marcus' Glasses Mistake
Old is Better
Best Surprise Ever
Explode My Head
Corey's Feet
Spouses Make Us Better
Marcus in Mourning
Epic Anniversary Fail
No Phone Vaca
Need To Get This Dimple Surgery
Freaky Fridge
Small Talk Pro Tips
The Judgement
Ranking Super Bowl Appetizers
Aliens Among Us
Your Server Knows
Bad Dish Loader
Resting Rich Face
40 Year Old Regrets
The Cost of Valentine's
3,2,1 Go To Sleep
Stuck!
Corey's Date Night Risk
The Little Things...
Quitters
Gross Undies
Work Nick Names
Dry Week
New Year's... Not Quite Resolution?
Pitfalls To Avoid
No Make Up Corey
The Worst Questions at Christmas
No Money For You!
Sucky Gift Giving
You Really Want Credit For This?
Avoid Stress By NOT Drinking??
Christmas Ick
How to Survive
Oh, That's How You Say That?
Holiday Faux Pas
Not Common Knowledge
Ah, Family at the Holidays
Office Food Faux Pas
Dump The Friend Part Two
Beige Flags
Toss Those Leftovers!
Back in Style?
Corey Ain't Cookin Again...
Don't Stress
The Dangers of Your Bestie
Don't You Dare Put That On My Plate
New Scamming
Overwhelming Friends
Am I the Jerk?
More Forced Fun
What Your Friends Hate About You
That's Just Rude
The Right Choice Was Made
Manicure Mental Health
Holiday Stress is Here
Work Off That Candy
Haunted Bay
Friend Break Up
Don't Take Me There
Don't Ask This Question, Ever...
Anti Bucket List
Do Not Wear These Costumes
Thanks for the Night!
A Small Moment of Delight
Experiences Over Stuff
Fully Haunted
Kid Pranks
A Gift Only a Wife Could Give?
Marcus the Mayor of Everything
Corey the Couch Potato
The Halloween Costume Knock Off
I'm 75 Hotter Right Now
Marcus' Tiring Weekend
My Zodiac Sign Says Stay Cozy
More Stressful Than Kids!?
Horror Sleep Loss
No Phones on the Toilet!
Karaoke Time
I Need to Rent a Bathroom NOW
Marcus' Insane Camera Roll
Never Say This To Anyone, Ever?
So, We Have To Talk?
Marcus on the Mic
Don't Vacation With These People
Corey Isn't Illegal Anymore!
Un-Screw Up Your Life
Killer House
The People Pleaser
The 90's Were Normal
Let Me Handle This Vaca
Haunted Foley Mansion
Cheater!
Test Day at the DMV
Laziest in the World
I Need To End This Conversation
Back to School Botox
Corey's Kickball Weekend
Too Late for Labor Day Travel
Bathroom Time = Me Time
Well, Now I Feel Old
No Compassion for the Sick
Doggies Know
Easy But Unfulfilling
The Perfect Age...
Make That Boring Workout Less Boring
BRB Takin a Hush Vacation
Corey The Auto Thief
Wine Night! ...With the Kids?
"Girl Math"? Oh Please...
What Newlyweds REALLY Want
Young and Beautiful Forever?
I'm Overwhelmed
Karaoke JAM!
The Neighborhood Jerks?
Spirits No More?
Waste of Money?
Corey's Haunted House
Wine Time Problems
Put WHAT on a Sandwich?
How to Save a Life
Jaws is Gonna Get Me!
Snooze = Idiot
How to Ruin a Wedding
The Dangers of "Fexting"
I'm a Barbie Glamping Girl
Name Brand Loyal
To Split or Not Split the Bill
The Best & Worst Food to Eat While Driving
It’s Sort of Illegal but Not Really?
Love/Hate THE JEFF
It's Sunny! Exercise Though? Meh...
What Kind of Airport Person Are You?
When Jokes Go Wrong
I Didn’t Ask For Your Advice
Free Babysitter?
I've Lost All Sense of Time
Tip This
The Party Don't Stop
Airport Hack?
Ketchup Red Flags
Scary House Part 2
Sad Bird
Are You a Cinnamon Roll Man?
Ever Fake Your Own Death?
Now I Hate Flying Even More
How to Be a Person
Don't. Sleep. Naked.
Pay Day for Dad?
I Really Don't Want to Go Home
My Snuggly Comfort Show
Dads Are The Worst (To Buy For)
Backin Out
The Easy (Strange) Way to Destress at Work
The "Perfect" Vacation?
Scammin
Your Daily Affirmations
Marcus' New Leaf
Short Hair Don't Care
Babysitting the Grown Folks
Packin It Up
You Stink...
The Number One Reason for Divorce
Treating Adults Like Children
I'm Smart!
Must Love Dogs
Weird Flex, but OK...
What Are You Doing In There?
Belting it Out in Latin
Tap Out
Corey's Guilt Trip
Snack Mom
Down a Generator
This Doesn't Feel Right
Finally a True Bay Resident
I Needed My MTV?
Arguments in Public
Are You OK?
TV Water Works
Marcus the Hoarder
King of Glamping
Pretentious Much?
Casper the Friendly Radio Host
Hot for the Gym?
Watch My Soft Girl Walk
Grocery Shop Together, Stay Together
Cash Me Out For Happiness
Clean Freak
Master of the Passive Aggressive Email
Wish I Was a Kid Again
Hunky Easter Weekend
Easter Candy Time!
You Were Not Supposed to See That
The Return of Sandy!
Jerk Level 10/10
Just Killed the Vibe
Don't Get Between a Woman and Her Stylist
Corey's Amazing Update
The Family Dinner
How to Not Be Annoying
B.O. for Anxiety?
WORST. MOVIE. EVER.
Exercise = Cheating?
The Case of the Missing Window
The Secret to Taking a Day Off
Going Analog
Lies! All Lies!
One Minute Is All It Takes!
I Just Can't Eat That Much
The Art of Avoiding an Ex
Sleep Divorce
I Can't Afford to Buy Happiness
Suck It Daylight Savings
When I Said "Anything" I Didn't Actually Mean It
Terrible With Money, but a Nice Person!
Improves With Time
In Love With A Friend
The Kids Are Coming, Quick, Hide!
Seat Swap Protocol
How To Quiet Quit... At Home?
It's a Bare Minimum Monday!
Reusable TP for the Win??
These Groceries Are a Workout
Baby's First Night!
New Mommy
Grown Folks Know
This Friendship is Over
Last Minute Valentine's Wins
Financial Infidelity
Quick Exit Stage Left
Scammin The Kids Menu
The Most Stressful Time of Day
TV That Gets You Jacked
The Sibling Move In
Your Workout Playlist
Grossest Thing Ever
High School Reunion Show Off
I Don’t Need It but I Need It!
TV Rules For Couples
Don't You Dare Name Our Kid Marisol
The Shopping Cart Dilemma
Are You The Judgy Neighbor?
The Magical Phrase
Ding Ding - You Are Not Paying Attention!
Screw Adulting!
Injured Again?
Bidet All The Way
Snacks vs Ingredients
Embarrassing Accident
Stormageddon
Crystal For Dudes
Young and Old Agree
The Walk & See
Those Post Holiday Blues
Marcus is Ready to Bug Out
New Year New Eye Patch
Bee Problem
Hated That Ending
Pro Tips: How to Pretend You Love the Gift You Hate
House Guest Mistakes
Don't Take Marcus to a Party
The Weighted Blanket Scam?
Foodie + Non Foodie = Trouble?
Christmas Movie Traditions
WORST. SONG. EVER.
The Very Best Weekend Ever
How NOT To Wake Up Groggy
The 50% Holiday Rule
Vapes on a Plane!
A Thankful Thanksgiving
Surviving The Holidays With Family
Hit 'Em With the Reverse Catfish
A 5th Birthday to Remember
How To Actually Enjoy That Vacation
I Need To Eat (This) To Be Happy
You're Cleaning That All Wrong
Who's Smarter: Night Owl or Early Riser?
The Future of Humanity is Scary
We Don't Actually Need To Bathe!
Life Change on a Whim
RBF Pro Tips
That'll Rot Your Teeth Out, Kid
That Couples Costume Says Something About You
Drop Off Day
You'll Stay Cold and You'll Like It
My Dog is a Scaredy Cat
The Silliest Purchase
Role Reversal
The Price of Politeness
This Dog is Judging Me
Secrets From The S/O
Haunted Bay
That Emoji is Making You Look Old
The Best Horror Movies
Offensive or Just Bad Dad Joke?
I'm Such a Child
Eyes Up!
The Worst Halloween Candy is...
Laundry Robot or Terminator IRL?
Leave Your Dog At Home
The Ungrateful Gift Receiver
Not Sober October
I Use My Phone While...
Can't Do Cheap Again
What Kind of Eater Are You?
The In Laws Next Door
When To Get Your Kid A Phone
Too Creepy For Halloween?
Too Soon for Halloween?
...but do we really want to know what our cats are thinking?
Fake ID Fun
Eating In Bed - Deal Breaker?
PSL Season Passion
Please Stop Airdropping...
I'm Going To Quiet Quit, Then You Can Quiet Fire Me
Starbucks Tips If You Are A Bad Person
Too Late To Eat?
Choreplay is a Real Thing
Eating Stuff Outta A Hat
Silently Judging
Hubby's Boredom is Corey's Fault?
Pick a Favorite!
That Secret Spending Might Be Good For Your Marriage
I Deserve This
Rental Host Hang Session
Well, That Was Quick...
Hubba Hubba Hubby in Town
Put These Kids On A Leash
My 2 Year Old Cleans Better Than You
Having Lunch With a Married Man
Did Marcus Survive?
Billionaire Pro Tips
The Exact Schedule For A Perfect Morning
Corey The Nudist?
Very Scared of Robots
In-N-Out Though?
What Happened To These Clothes?
#SaveFosterCityGeese
Sleeping In A Scary Steel Tube
Is Corey Stealing From Her Own Husband?
This Is An Emergency!
Guilt Tipping Can Kiss My...
No Amount of Exercise Can Fix This
Corey's Embarrassing Text Message
Kissy Face For Health
No Number 2 For You
Marcus Winning or Sad As Heck?
Doggie Doo In Other's People's Cans
“Good morning, baby. I had the sweetest dream about you"
Corey's Secret Hair Bill
It's A National Holiday
It's Making You Fat At Night
Infestation
Flight Delay Party
Pickle Juice For Health
Party? "Maybe"
Father's Day? What's That?
Mickey At My Wedding
F Words In Preschool
Marcus AND Corey In The Building!
Sandy's Last Show!
Yes, I'll Take A Summer Friday
You May Now Take Your Wife's Name
She's In The Building!
5000 (Fake) Miles for a First Date
Break Yourself
Medium Spree
Get Off Speaker PLEASE
Shocker Zoom Couple Divorce!
Hot in Vegas
Gluten Free for Who?
How Well Do You Know Your Wife?
He's Definitely Into You
Nesting With My Imaginary Boyfriend
The BIG Announcement
Oh, Mother's Day is THIS Weekend?
Bay Area Exodus
What Mom's Want
Championship Bagging
Every 4 Months is Cool, Right?
Wedding Regret... The First Time Around At Least
#1 In Front of Each Other?
Turning 40 Crisis
"You May Now Flip The Coin..."
Social Media Told Me To Eat Broccoli
Please, No Singing
"So, I'm Vegan Now..."
The Hot Cop of Tucson
20% For Guilt
How To Keep Your Man
Levitating For Gainz
"Can You Talk?"
New Friend Group Applicant
Congrats, it's an XBOX!
The Worst Drivers In History
My Dream Cosplay Wedding
14 Years In Terminal 2
Beam Me Up Sandy
Scammin!
Spiders > Snakes
Just Trying To Avoid My Family
Grease For A Hangover
A Rasher of Bacon
The Stolen Bottle Fiasco Ends
Cruise Ship Super Mario
I know we haven't talk in years, but I need a job...
"Can You Believe How Insensitive He Is?"
Bored of Meal Prep
Group Text Nightmares
Marcus' Movie Fight
Weekend On The Mountain
One Pushup Per Day
Everything But The Regift
You Made It Gross
98 Weeks Late
No Phone, No Problem
"Ideation" ... Is? What?
I Can Beat Bobby Flay
Looking Forward To Canceling On You
Christmas On Valentine's?
Don't Ski Together
I Want to Sleep, But Not That Bad
Swindled For Real?
Valentine's Copy/Paste/Done
That Halftime Show Was For Us!
Tinder Is Blind
"You're Calling Me!"
V Day Is So Over
I Only Have 3 Seconds
The Grossest Word Is...
V Day Grey Zone
We Need to Take a Break
He Doesn't Know It, But We Broke Up
10 Minutes Is All I Got
Embarrassing Bet Heartbreak
Lace Undies FTW?
Marcus Can't Ski
Watch Out When Marcus Is Mad!
Find This Married Man
Rudest. People. Ever.
Quick Trip to Hawaii ... NBD
My Friend List Is Full