All Episodes

Doomsday, Duck Herding & a 3-Weiner Mystery

Superheroes, Sky Explosions & America’s Money Problem

Marriage, Mishaps & Morons Complaints, Chaos, and the Dumbest Crimes Yet

Unbothered, Unhinged & Unbelievable

The Wild News Roundup

Hollywood Gets Weird, AI Gets Confused & April Fools Gets Arrested

Morning Crankers Chaos: Cheesesteaks, Controversy & Chuck Norris

Couch Crimes, Cryo Brains, Tiny Dinos & Mobile Irish Pubs… What Is Happening?

Cereal Burglar, Pickleball Brawls & the Tablecloth Bandit

Top-Secret Tremors & Bottom-Tier Criminals

True Crime, Dumb Criminals & Prehistoric Chaos

AI Girlfriend Trends, Fentanyl Chocolate Revenge & Dumbest Criminals Ever - Morning Crankers

Valentine’s Day Gone Wild: Crazy Facts, Japan’s Love Dolls & Kid Fun

What Happened with the Epstein Files This Week? Plus a 13-Year-Old Hero's Ocean Rescue

Morning Crankers Podcast – National Days, Bug-Eating Addictions, Jayne Mansfield Wardrobe Fails & Moon Rover News (ICE Updates Too!)

Morning Crankers Meet ROXXY, Wild Christmas Gifts, Pig Semen Smugglers & GM’s Trade School Push

Space Dots, Stolen Driveways & The Universe Losing Its Mind | Morning Crankers with Hans

Morning Crankers: The Ultimate Pre-Launch Compilation Before the December Relaunch

Things Got Weird This Week: Mosquitoes in Iceland, Cocaine Shrimp & AI That Likes Insults

Magnet Lanterns, Alien Sun-Bullets & Tortilla Probation | Morning Crankers Podcast

AI Glasses, Ballpark Bites & Buried Treasure: The Morning Crankers Get Weird (and Hungry)

"When Nature Bites Back: Sharks, Squirrels, and Science Queens – Morning Crankers Laugh Through October 10th"

Morning Crankers Forgotten Pants, Politics & Paper Bags – Hilarious News You Can’t Make Up

Orgy Domes, Cyborg Bunnies & Surprise Babies: The Madness of Morning Crankers”

“Radioactive Wasps, Meat-Eating Rabbits & Missing Gred | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast”

Skydiving Legend Dies, TJ Watt Gets Paid, Poison Mushroom Verdict & More

Federal Meltdowns, Chinese Lasers & DIY Dentistry Gone Wrong | Morning Crankers

Microplastic Mayhem & Texas Flood Fallout | Hypocrisy, Milk & the Shocking Truth About Kids’ Health” – Morning Crankers July 7, 2025

Morning Crankers July 4th were back

"Smurfs, Space Germs & Mitey Pillows: Mayhem on the Morning Crankers!"

Morning Crankers May 19: National Days, Hotter Than a Possum's Armpit, Millionaire Wins Lawsuit & More! 🌟

Dr. Cranker’s Outrageous Medical Advice – 10 Things You Should NEVER Stick in Your Butthole!

Big Trailer Booty, Ancient Weapons Hoard, and Wild True Crime – Morning Crankers May 12, 2025

"Morning Crankers: Shark Myths, Puffed-Up Dolphins, and Dr. Cranker’s Debut!"

"Breakfast Sneezes & Sith Comebacks: Cranked Up and Outta Control!"

"Aliens, Air Fryers & Surfing Dogs: Mayday Mayhem on Morning Crankers!"

"Parrots, Pyros, and 464 Pounds of Trouble | Morning Crankers"

"Draft Day Drama, Robot Waiters, and Roasting the NFL | Morning Crankers"

Made in CHINA, Paid in Blood – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song

"Cheese Heists, Naughty Nuns & Ozark Shenanigans – Tipping the Scales of Friday Fun!"

pring Time LOVE – A Morning Crankers Scent-sational Romance

Can I Hold You Again? – A Morning Crankers Comedy Ballad

Love is a Dumpsterfire – A Morning Crankers Original Comedy Song

"Real Men Don’t Exfoliate: The Heist of Manhood & Dirty Dick’s Retirement Party"

"Aliens, Chupacabras & Snickers Coffins – Hump Day Gets Weird!"

"Pee Science, Snakeheads, and 1955 Wife Tips – Welcome to Crankerland!"

🎙️Morning Crankers – Monday Madness: Celebs Say the Dumbest Things, Rav4 Comes Home & Credit Chaos Uncovered!

“Reincarnated Toddlers, Beach Trash, and the Sperm Sprint: Welcome to Earth!”

🎙️ Crankers Throwback Showdown: “Who Said That?” 80s/90s Edition, Kamala’s New Gig, Kentucky Innovation & UFC Chaos!

Morning Crankers Hump Day Harmonies: “Sent to China” Comedy Song, Tax Day Rage & A Missouri Mayoral Miracle!

Toilet Eggs, KFC Toothpaste & the Minecraft Movie Madness | Morning Crankers 4/15/25

Poop in Space, Joggers with Glocks & the Bulgarian Football Mystery | Morning Crankers 4/14/25

Morning Crankers: Monkey Trades, Torpedo Bats & Spinach Artichoke Skins

"Crankers Bad Bosses – Toxic Leaders, Comedy Rants & Coffee Chaos!"

Love Is a Dumpster Fire – Hump Day Harmonies, Dire Wolves & Oliver Stone Agrees with Trump?"

Morning Crankers song Love is a Dumpster Fire!!!!!!!!!!

“Pee Smoothies, Orgasmic Breathing & Breast Milk Ice Cream: April 8th Gets Weird”

Beer, Brackets & Buffoonery: April 7th Shenanigans & Head-Scratching Headlines

Dumbest Criminals, College Billions, NBA Suspensions & Val Kilmer Tribute | Morning Crankers

Crankers Court Is in Session: Straw Holes, Soap Crimes & Echolocation Superpowers!

🔥 Doge Is Finishin’, Keanu’s Back, and Musk Drops a Terabyte Bombshell! | Morning Crankers April 2nd

Morning Crankers: Luke Grimes’ Yellowstone Spin-Off, Avengers Doom Days, and April 1st Madness!

Morning Crankers – March 31, 2025: Tater Day, Senior Assassin Scare, Applebee’s & IHOP Merge, Yankees’ Torpedo Bats, & France vs. U.S. on DE

🎙️ Morning Crankers - Feb 28, 2025 💥 "Boomers, Teslas, & Musical Showdowns – Oh My!"

Morning Crankers: Trillion-Dollar Jobs, Japan’s Death Row Shocker & Cummins’ Game-Changing Engine

Morning Crankers Unleashed: Ozark Fellas, Criminal Fails & Drive-Thru Haircuts

Brain Rot, Pork Bans & Pentagon Blunders – Morning Crankers Unfiltered!

Legends, Cheesesteaks, & Controversies – Morning Crankers Fires Up!

Morning Crankers 3/21/25: Cult Leader Busted, Ruby Slipper Thief Dies, & France Wants Lady Liberty Back!

Morning Crankers 3/20/25: Missouri’s Cancer Research Boost, Reality TV Tragedy, Chiefs’ New Signings & Blue Dogs in Russia!

Dead Broke Blues, NCAA Madness, Python Bandits & Venomous Octopus Shenanigans

🎙️ Morning Crankers: National Days, Young Guns 3, Mickey 17, Last Breath & Glue-Eyed Chaos!

☘️ Morning Crankers: St. Patrick’s Day Fun, Ozarks Storm Relief & More! 🌪️🚧🔥

🔥 Worst Dates Ever! 🤦‍♂️ | Crazy Spring Dating Stories & Fun Facts | Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast

🔨👢 The 5 Best Work Boots, New Human Species Found, Canada’s New PM & More! | Morning Crankers

🎙️ Morning Crankers: Ice Cream Crimes, Pokémon Fortune, & Spring Love in the Ozarks! 🎶🐷💰

Thor’s Fate, Tom Hardy’s New Series, Worst Candies & More | Morning Crankers

Aliens Confirmed? 34 Politicians Speak Out, China’s Tariffs on Canada & More | Morning Crankers

Best Gas Station Food, Coolest New Tech, and Record-Breaking Feats | Morning Crankers

March 6 Madness: Tariffs, Taxes, and a Royal Farewell

Morning Crankers: Hump Day Chaos—Wooly Booly, Florida Man & Bob Dylan(?)!

Ozark Hustlin’ Rap – A Morning Crankers Comedy Song

Morning Crankers Springfield Traffic Blues

Morning Crankers: Wigs, Needles & Turbulence—Oh My!

Pete Rose & Trump’s Pardon, Gervonta Davis Fight, Gambling, Gene Hackman & More | Morning Crankers

Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast – Havoc, Scams, and Corporate Shenanigans!

💰 Stolen Golden Toilet, Packers vs. Tush Push, NIXA’s Top Recruit, & The Ultimate Bathrobe Debate! 🚽

Retail Shakeups, Hollywood in Missouri & Big Bets Gone Wrong!

Morning Crankers: Springfield’s Tow Crackdown, Sports TV Woes & Beards Are Back!

orning Crankers: Unregistered Cars, Smuggled Eggs, & Missouri Sports Madness – Feb 23, 2025

Morning Crankers 2/20/25 | National Days, Famous Birthdays & Missouri’s Hidden Mysteries!

Morning Crankers| Lily Phillips’ Shocking News, NY Crisis & Springfield’s Controversial Ordinance

Free Seeds for Your Garden, Toronto Plane Crash Miracle & Springfield Traffic Blues!

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Red Hulk vs Green Hulk, Cost of Living in St. Louis & Gym Stereotypes | 2/18/2025

🎙️ Morning Crankers | Presidents Day, Famous Birthdays & Sports Showdown | Donut Review & Whale Poop?! | 2/17/2025

Valentine’s Day Madness: History, Pheromones, Dating Tips & Epic Pickup Line Fails

8 Things You Should NEVER Say on a Valentine’s Date & Worst Gifts Ever | Morning Crankers Podcast

Springfield Blues Comedy, Bad Tuna Recall, & FBI’s 2400 Declassified Docs | Morning Crankers Podcast

Super Bowl Blues, Springfield Tows, & Drew Carey’s Big 30!

Morning Crankers Super Saturday Show – Special Guest Myia Hanson & Super Bowl Talk! 🏈🤣

Morning Crankers Podcast – Billion-Dollar DOGE, Springfield Sickness & Bigfoot Erotica

Morning Crankers: Kelce’s Chiefs Chaos, Record-Breaking Weather & Eggflation!

Time-Traveling Weirdness, Beer Olympics & Springfield Fun

Apostrophe Anarchy, Trump’s Tariffs & a Fugitive Granny

💔 Honoring Jerry Norwood + Dating Over 50 Struggles & $5 Date Hacks | Morning Crankers Comedy

The Worst Jokes Ever, Crazy Federal Spending & Looney Tunes Top 10! | Morning Crankers Podcast

Morning Crankers: Construction Chaos, Looney Tunes Laughs & Overtime Taxes

"Morning Crankers: Chiefs' Big Win, Bizarre Ping Pong Story, and Looney Tunes Countdown"

Morning Crankers Comedy Podcast - Episode 2

Morning Crankers Return: Springfield MO's Comedy Podcast - Donuts, Burgers, Escaped Monkeys & More!

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Morning Crankers Episode 18 "Random Riffs: Unscripted Humor on Whatever Comes to Mind"

Morning Crankers Episode 17 "Music and Mayhem: A Comedic Look at the Soundtrack of Life"

Morning Crankers 15 "Pet Peeves and Punchlines: Venting with Humor"

Morning Crankers Epidsode 14 "Holiday Hijinks: Celebrating with Laughter"

Morning Crankers 13 . "Health and Hilarity: Finding the Funny in Wellness"

Morning Crankers Episode 12 "Travel Tales: Comedy from the Road"

Morning Crankers 11 "Food Follies: A Humorous Take on Culinary Adventures"

Morning Crankers 10 "Workplace Woes: Laughing Through Job Struggles"

Morning Crankers Episode 9 "Relationship Realities: Comedy in Love and Friendship"

Morning Crankers 8 "Tech Talk and Laughs: The Funny Side of Technology"

Morning Crankers Episode 7 "Conspiracy Theories Unplugged: Humor Meets the Unbelievable"

Morning Crankers 6 "Listener Stories: Sharing and Laughing Together"

Morning Crankers 5 "Pop Culture Roundup: Laughing Through the Latest Trends"

Morning Crankers "Everyday Life Musings: Finding Humor in the Ordinary"

Morning Crankers "Politics and Punchlines: Navigating the Political Landscape"

Morning Crankers "Breaking Down the Latest News with a Comedic Twist"