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Temporally Scripted — 60 episodes

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1

THE WHITE HOUSE HAD CAGE FIGHTING ON THE LAWN

2

SPACEX IPO: PRICED AT 100X ITS REVENUE

3

A MILLION YOUNG BRITS JUST DROPPED OUT

4

TONY BLAIR NEVER ACTUALLY LEFT

5

WHY THE UK FALLS APART EVERY TIME IT HITS 30°C

6

TRUMP IS DAY-TRADING AND IT'S COMPLETELY LEGAL

7

FARAGE'S SECRET £5M GIFT EXPOSED AFTER REFORM'S LANDSLIDE

8

THE UFO FILES DROPPED AND THEY FOUND NOTHING

9

BEAR COSTUME INSURANCE FRAUD GONE WRONG

10

SHE DRANK 14 TEQUILAS & GOT $300K ...plus deepfake politicians & a 12ft support alligator

11

NASA'S $30 MILLION TOILET BROKE ...plus Claude leaked & a fake AI doctor "billionaire"

12

DID WE FAKE THE MOON LANDING? ...plus Meta fined $375M & a 194-year-old tortoise crypto scam

13

Banksy Identity Revealed, Meningitis Outbreak & Goldfish Breaks Driving Record

14

Oil Hits $100 A Barrel, AI Costs $600 Billion & Woman Gets 13 Years For 25-Year Captivity

15

America Invades Iran, Police Work From Home & $23K Cat Feeding Hustle

16

BBC Left Tourette's Slur Unedited For 12 Hours & Thai Police Dress As Lions To Catch Criminals

17

Prince Andrew Arrested On His 60th Birthday & AI Will Keep You Posting After Death

18

Prince Andrew, AI Psychosis & Why The Moon Rings Like A Bell

19

Mandelson, Epstein & The Files That Changed Everything

20

Cow Uses Tools, Elephant Kills 22 People & The Welsh Health Ambassador Controversy

21

55 MPH Wheelie Bin Breaks World Record + China's AI Breakthrough & Brain Powder Exposed

22

Are Psychopaths Born Evil? Plus Venezuela Chaos & Victorian Tapeworm Weight Loss

23

Our Festive Special: Weight Loss Drugs, Driverless Cars & Christmas Disasters

24

£12 Billion COVID Fraud Exposed + Chernobyl's Mutant Animals Are Evolving

25

Physicists Just Proved We're NOT Living in a Simulation

26

Facebook's Secret Study: Our Platform Makes You Depressed

27

AI Song Hits 2.3 Million Listeners (But There's a Catch)

28

Someone Failed Their Driving Test 128 Times It Cost £3000

29

Humanoid Robots Cost Less Than Care Homes

30

AI Bubble About to Pop? Bank of England Issues Warning

31

2 Years of Doing The Same Thing Every Day (Results Inside)

32

They're Using AI to Talk to Dead People (This Won't End Well)

33

The Media Empire That Controls Your Brain Just Changed Hands

34

We Fixed Our Lives With 3 Habits (Took 2 Years)

35

Everyone's Sad in Paradise (Here's Why)

36

We Ate Rabbit Poop Cereal in the 90s (And Called It Breakfast)

37

The Dark Pattern Netflix Doesn't Want You to Notice

38

Why Your $20 AI Assistant Is Programmed to Shut You Up

39

Baggy Jeans & Bad Decisions: The Millennial Experience

40

Why Your 40s Are Better Than Your 20s (Seriously)

41

We Lost $70 BILLION on This Dead Tech (And It's Coming Back)

42

AI Will Make You Live to 150 (But Lobsters Already Can)

43

The AI Dystopia Is Already Here - You Just Haven't Noticed Yet

44

The Death of Free Speech? How Social Media Became Judge, Jury & Executioner

45

Scrolling to Hell: Why Your Screen Time Is Someone Else's Payday

46

Culture Shock Stories | Why We Can't Go Back to the UK After Living in Vietnam

47

Raising Generation Alpha: When Your 8-Year-Old Wants a Smartphone

48

The Work Revolution: Same Job, Different Prison? (Just Without Trousers)

49

The Information Wars: Is EVERYTHING You Read Engineered To MANIPULATE Your Brain?

50

The Oddity of OnlyFans

51

The Education Revolution (Or Lack Thereof)

52

The Conflict Paradox: Why We're All Secret Masochists

53

Getting Physical: Our Fitness Journey and What We've Learned Along the Way

54

The Wealth Paradox: Why Success Makes You Crave What You Left Behind

55

The British Perspective: Life as an Expat

56

The AI Revolution

57

The Intelligence Paradox

58

The Musk Matrix

59

The Simulation Situation

60

The Dopamine Dilemna