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Gimme Dat ‘nother One, Pops

Local Cheerleader Hopes To Become First Person To Get Out Of Town

Local Gingerbread Man Accused Of Being A Bad Neighbor

Personalized Haunted House Lets Visitors Choose Their Own Frights

Broken Furniture Is Now Available In New, More Broken Version

Local Fruit Dealer Offers Free Advice To Customers

Pudding is Not a Vegetable

Pawn Stars’ Chumlee Reveals He’s Been Living In A Box For Past Decade To Avoid Child Support Payment

Video Games May Be Good For Kids’ Eyes

League of Legends is Not a Sport, Says League of Legends Player

Broadway Is Revealed To Be A Series Of Dreams

Alien Technology Finally Arrives To Destroy Earth

I’ve Lost the Ability to Differentiate Between Milk and Not Milk

Nathan Fielder Was Just Trying To Be Funny When He Said He Would Kill Anyone Who Ate His Food

Local Traveler Warned To Be Careful After Getting Stuck In Traffic On Way To Airport

Cats Are Just As Annoying As You Think They Are

Global Warming Revealed to Be Caused By Giant, Invisible Ham Sandwich

Soup is Not a Meal

Buses and Trains are Good for People Who Don’t Have Cars

Local Teenagers Make First Step Toward Becoming Adults By Getting Jobs At Fast Food Restaurant

Mall Santa Arrested For Stealing From Children

We Can’t Afford to Lower Prices, says Drug Company That Posted Record Profits Last Year

Military Conflicts Now To Be Resolved on Football Field

Your Car’s GPS Tells You To Go To A Place That’s Been Closed For A Year

Birds Are Going To Be The Next Big Thing

Animorphs Revealed To Be A Series Of Horrifically Violent Video Games

Superpowers Would Actually be Quite Complicated

Local Stand-Up Comedian Gives Up On Life

Kids Are Reportedly Participating in a Dangerous New Trend Called ‘Sleeping’

Yogurt is Not a Fruit

Local Onion Reseller Pays For His Sins By Donating To Local Food Pantry

Local Principal Finds He Can’t Even Remember What He Was Supposed To Be Doing Right Now

Local Electronics Salesman Hasn’t Been Able To Get Hard Since Wife Found Out He Was Cheating

Local Chef Offers Free Lunch To Anyone Who Can Name All Five Of His Favorite Ingredients

Local Chicken Wrangler Says He’s Never Seen Anything Like This

Mayonnaise Factory Reveals New ‘Mayonnaise-Flavored’ Mayonnaise

Local Superheroes Organizing Massive Protest Against Supervillains

Local Karaoke Machine Repairman Finds Secret Document In Machine

Sea Bass In Ocean Have No Idea What’s Happening To Them

A Secretive Group Of Billionaires Gather To Plot How To Take Over The World

Local Pilot Playing on His Phone During Takeoff

Popular Children’s TV Show “Kill Your Parents!” Canceled After Freak Murder Accident

In Order to Get Away from the Missus, Adult Child Joins Orphanage After Parents Die of Old Age

Online May Be Too Much For Some People

NASA Secretly Preparing To Land On Moon

Bartender Says He’ll Give You Free Drink If You Tell Him What’s Wrong

Recording Studio May Have To Fire Guy Who Keeps Trying To Make The Drums Sound Like Rush

Local Animal Supply Store Hasn’t Had A Customer Since ’97

Afterlife Revealed to Be Just Like Life, Only More So

This Human Body Bores Me. Time for the Upgrade

Loch Ness Monster Just Wants a Friend

Billionaire Reveals He’s Been Living In Fridge For Past Decade

Grease and Chicken Wings: The Secret To A Happy Marriage

Breaking: Background Characters Actually the Protagonist from Their Perspectives

This Prison of Flesh and Meat Is My Only Home

This Physical Existence Is A Lie

Everyone Needs To Chill The Fuck Out

Shawshank Redemption Revealed to Be In the Marvel Cinematic Universe

Look at Me Now, Dad

Lizard People Control Media

Snake Attack Victim Not Sure If He Should Be Grateful Or Not