All Episodes

265: Filthy Gangster Rap Raised Us, State Fair Food Approved/Denied & I Wish Tim Gunn Was In My Life

264: Maya is a Tennis Champion, Stop Getting Black Out Drunk at Work & Kevin Bacon’s “Ordinary Person” Disguise

263: Car Shopping is Stupid, Stop Showing Men in Tighty Whities & ESPRIT Sweatshirts at Costco!

262: Hot Dogs in a Thermos, The Dink & Stop With the Spiderman Movies Already!

261: Even A Toddler Can Make a Gin & Tonic or Maya’s Big Asia Trip, Wallflowers & Father John Misty

260: Patrick Ewing is a Knick! Serena is Back Baaaby or Sack Up Men…You Can Play Outside

259: Give Diane Warren an Oscar Already or the Kids Are Smoking Again & We’re Here For It

#258: World’s Horniest House Hunters, I Hate Marty Supreme & Dead Grandma in the Neighbor’s Basement

#257: It's Taurus Season! Computer Says You’re Lying, and Stop Body Shaming Chonkers!

#256: Rewards For Your Crotch & Butt or It’s Called Sex in the City, Not Toddlers at Daycare

#255: Mega Tennis Report: Miami Open!!! or If We Had Girlfriends, We're Pretty Sure They’d Want to Shower With Us

#254: Afroman Saves the First Amendment, Timberlake’s Cringe DWI Video & A Nuts Song from 1972

#253: Weather Boner Time! Let’s Get Colonoscopies Together! & Oscar Predictions

#252: Fettuccini Alfredo is Gross, Turnt Things In My Neighborhood & Marsh Won’t Take Her Vitamins

#251 Pierce Your Own Frenulum, Wuthering Heights Is NOT Horny & Gen X is Tough As Hell For a Reason

#250: Kratom Please Sponsor Us or It’s Not ChatGPT’s Fault You Have Body Dysmorphia

#249 I Thought the Quad God Would Have Bigger Quads or Enjoy Your Super Bowel

#248: Springsteen Rhymes Minneapolis With Bloody Mist or If We Didn’t Laugh, We’d Be Sobbing All The Time

#247 The Revolution Begins in Minneapolis or ICE Get Out…Get Out Now

#246: That's Enough Avatars or There is No Way Jeff Bridges & Kurt Russell Wear Seatbelts

#245: This Podcast Has So Many Germs It Will Definitely Make You Sick...Listen At Your Own Risk!

#244: No One Wants Pink Eye For Christmas or Stick Your Foot in My Leg Pit

#243 Say No To Activities That Require a Diaper or Wander Your House Like a Victorian Ghost

#242: Amy Moves, Khruangbin Show & Lily Allen Tells ALLLLL in Her New Album—Shame on You David Harbour

#241: Wear Reflectors? I’m Gen X…I Don’t Want You to See Me Coming

#240: Taylor Swift’s Life of a Showgirl, Reading Rainbow Returns! & Don’t Bring Mom to Your Job Interview

#239: Kratom Lovin’ Lot Lizards, Lilith Fair vs. The Patriarchy, or Charlie Sheen Will Charm The Pants Off You

#238: What’s Next, Gen X? What’s Your Rapture ‘Fit? Does a One Day Boycott Count?

#237: Look Out: Nacho Cheese Pile! Benihana Breakup & Get in the Hip Young Talk Zone

#236: Producer Tyler on the Mic & The US Open Smells Like Weed

#235: Jason Momoa’s Body Doesn’t Make Sense in Clothes or Pineapple is the Most Difficult of Fruits

#234: Pass the Pepperoni Nachos Please or Just Walk Around Town in Your Bathrobe

#233: Concert Report: MN Yacht Club Festival or I Want to Join This Cult…Where Do I Sign?

#232: I Don’t Want to Get Diarrhea in Bachman’s & Milwaukee Summerfest Concert Report

#231: Collecting Dead Pets, Gen Z…Are You Ok? or Chelsea Handler…Can We Be Friends?

#230 Movie Spoiler For Good, You Lost Your Zebra on the First Day!?!?!, or It’s "Fine" to Pee in the Ocean

#229 Concert Report: Weezer & Fountains of Wayne in Boca Raton, Florida

#228 Concert Report: BEYONCE Cowboy Carter in L.A.!!!!! or CROTCH, UNDERBOOB & BUTT!

#227: We’re Going to Florida AGAIN, My Old Dog is Still Trying to Bang, or Solve Your Own Crimes

#226 The AC/DC Concert is Everything, Truck Nuts Are Trash, or EAT THAT FLOOR PRETZEL!

#225 It’s Taurus Season! Advice For Morgan Wallen, or Will Smith is Still a Corny King

#224: Ultimate Tennis Report - THE MIAMI OPEN!!!!!!!!!

#223 Prepping for the Miami Open, Raw Dogging Cable & Listen Dad…Just Drive the Whole Trip

#222: New Orleans Had Her Way With Me or Ok…So You’re Famous and Have an REM Cover Band?

#221: Love is Blind in MN…More Like Love is Bland or I’m Sooooooo Addicted to Ibuprofen

#220: Oscar Predictions, Pete Seeger is a Nerd & I’ll Be Home For National Margarita Day

#219: Florida…it’s one hell of a drug! or Don’t Google Sick Chicken

#218 The Walgreens’ Crotch & Butt Aisle Has Changed or Flowers For Demi Moore?

#217: Your Hole is Outdated, Marsh’s “Last Trip” & Who Deserves an Oscar?

#216: The Devil’s Lettuce, Get Your Butt Going Good & Give That Weasel CPR!

Episode 215: Big Football Energy, Color Me Bad Sideburns & Michael McDonald is a Funky Muppet

Episode 214: They Did Blake Lively Dirty or Keep it Classy, Then Keep it Class Action

Episode 213: Chalamet Patronizes MN, We Love Chi-Chi’s & Wear Your Dead Salmon Hats!

Episode 212: Thanksgiving Grinches, My Bathtub is a Plant ICU & Christmas Decoration Violations

Episode 211: That Snowman Has Nipples? or Is Wicked My Whole Personality Now?

Episode 210: Made-Up Boy Games, Netflix Boxing Live Fail & Farewell Kum & Go

Episode 209: Dr. Boat Slut is Approved! or What the hell is that space probe saying?

Episode 208: SOSS After Dark! TAYLOR SWIFT Concert Report & Election Night 2024

Episode 207: That House is Horny as Hell, Pesto vs. Moo Deng & Golden Bachelorette Bromance

Episode 206: The Miami Open Isn’t Ready For Us or Rock Around the Clock…EFFF YOU!

Episode 205: Get Back to Work Dave Grohl or Thank you for Mansplaining That Turtle Rescue

Episode 204: SOSS After Dark! A Turtle Told Me to Quit My Job or Kathy Bates is Hot

Episode 203: Sasquatch Smells Terrible, Secret Service Adjacent & Spit Your Gum in the Pizza Sauce

Episode 202: Ultimate Minnesota State Fair Report

Episode 201: Mattress Talk, We Invented Brat Girl Summer & Cocaine Sharks

Episode 200: Mega Olympics Edition! Unhinged Opening Ceremony, Unexpected Heroes & Snoop Dogg is Everything

Episode 199: Mega Concert Report! Live (Sort of) From the Yacht Club Festival!

Episode 198: Rest in Power Richard, Ruth & Shannen or Jakob Dylan is My Best Friend

Episode 197: SOSS SHARK WEEK - The Ultimate Deep Sea Animal Report!

Episode 196: Sharing an Uber With Tyler Perry & Who are the Hot Rodents

Episode 195: Playing Golf With Strangers is Psychotic or 80s Dads Outside Staring Into the Distance

Episode 194: Reading Rainbow Love, Poop Knife & Who is Mother?

Episode 193: Let the Olympians Bang! or Is My Masseuse on the Front Lines in Ukraine?

Episode 192: Amy’s Mom Marsh is Back In: Young People, Your Potluck Game is Weak!

Episode 191: Zendaya Tennis Movie Review & Where is Our Burt Reynolds?

Episode 190: Drugged Dog Magic Carpet Ride, New Taylor Swift Album & Everyone Should Come With a Spreadsheet

Episode 189: Why Do You Need an Anvil…is There a Coyote Bothering You?

Episode 188: Cowboy Carter Review & Party Drugs For Owls

Episode 187: Snowmageddon Double Weather Boners & the Road House Reboot is Everything

Episode 186: If it’s Good Enough for the Bahamas or I’m Your Trad Wife Baby

Episode 185: Urban Air is a Suburban Nope, Oscar Picks, or What is Post Malone

Episode 184: Gross SNL, Praise the Rat Hole & Como Zoo is Trash

Episode 183: Pantsless "Windows 95 Man" or Did the CIA Write a Scorpions' Song?

Episode 182: Usher’s Halftime Show, 80s Educational Rap, & Trump’s Golden Shoes

Episode 181: Soggy Donut Holes, “Big Game” Talk & Drug Dealer Gives Out Free Samples

Episode 180: Pedro Pascal Isn’t THAT Handsome or Bob Dylan Couldn’t Do It

Episode 179: I’m Sorry Tom Cruise, You’re Not a Friendly Hunk But Justin Timberlake is a Crumb

Episode 178: Becoming a Homesteading Queen, Hunks For President, or Jupiter…More Like Stupider

Episode 177: The Sweet Spot is Age 77! or Blaze It Up at the Shuffle Board Court

Episode 176: Happy Holidays…F-Off! or Stop Breaking into the Cat Cafe AGAIN

Episode 175: Stop Robbing the New Hope Cat Cafe, Men Show Us More Thigh & Full Beaver Moon

Episode 174: Taylor + Travis Gives Amy Life or We’re Trying to Play Tennis, Not Join the FBI

Episode 173: Do You Like John Stamos? or That Mom Haircut Really Shows Off Your Ears

Episode 172: U2 at The Sphere Las Vegas Ultimate Concert Report!

Episode 171: SOSS at Sea 2! SeaRay-nity Now!

Episode 170: I Got This Black Eye…at Work...in Corporate America

Episode 169: Singing in the Shower with Eddie Vedder or Brandi Carlile’s Voice Brings Me to Tears

Episode 168: Maya & Producer Tyler Go To Spain

Episode 167: Hamburger Helper Mitt, Get In the Barbie Box, & Stop With the Wonka

Episode 166: My Hose Has “Boner Technology” or Everybody Go To Rehab

Episode 165: Talent Show Party, Yes It’s Cake & Bed Rotting

Episode 164: Happy Birthday America or Supreme Court…More Like Supreme Fart

Episode 163: Funeral Home Bread, Death is Weird & Unsolicited Zales Ring Mystery

Episode 162: Summer Goals: Appeal Your Rating, Go to the Mothership, & Lay Down Outside

Episode 161: Amy’s Puerto Rican Adventure or Imagine Michael Jordan in a Lazy River

Episode 160: Ben Affleck’s Drunkin’ Dunkin’ or Go Ahead, Pee Your Pants in the Desert!

Episode 159: April Fools’ Day is Stupid, Thrifting is Over & Deporting Pablo’s Horny Hippos

Episode 158:Less Toilets = Less Worry, New York Purse Guy, & Waco Rant

Episode 157: BDE for Jesus, Yell Like an 80s Dad, and Meth Monkey

Episode 156: Thanks Mad 80s Dads, Daylight Saving is Trash, and Mel Brookes Part II

Episode 155: Blinky the Possum or A Triangle of Sadness…Sounds Like My Last Week

Episode 154: Tyler’s Rihanna Song, Nope! to the "Us" Scissors & Slam Dunk Underdog

Episode 153: Two Nights with Semisonic or Can I Just Get Some Regular Nachos, Please?

Episode 152: Wayward Turd, Love Boat: Everyone Just Wants to Bang & Oscar Predictions

Episode 151: Two Sickies, Kicking Other People's Clumps & Was Hootie in the Beastie Boys?

Episode 150: SOSS After Dark! Moist Walls at the Roller Rink, Stop It Nick Cage, & a Waitress Named Thanks Bunches

Episode 149: Amy’s Xmas Adventure: Trapped at the cabin alone. In a blizzard! With no power!

Episode 148: Family is Everything? or Hickory Farms, Bitch!

Episode 147: Thanksgiving Special! Villains in Hot Pants & Smokey Sweater Bulge

Episode 146: Amy’s New Dog, 1980 Flashback Concert Report, & Golden Record Audio

Episode 145: Amy’s Worst Date Ever, Angry 80’s Dads, & Home Depot 12-ft Skeleton

Episode 144: Skeleton Concert, Pickleball Party, & “Freshening Up” Marsh Style

Episode 143: T. Swift Midnights, Can You Bring a Dog to a Frat Party? & Arby’s Bourbon

Episode 142: Father John Misty Concert, Ultimate Time Capsule, & the Library Has Changed Bitch!

Episode 141: Fall Hiatus! Crabby King & the Death Parade, Also, Jumping the Shark is Real

Episode 140: Mega Concert Report Ep! Def Leopard, Joan Jett, Poison, & Mötley Crüe + more

Episode 139: We’re Listening to Gerardo and Rollerblading Over Here and You Want to be an Accountant?

Episode 138: $50 Pizza, U2 “Residency”, & Never Out Someone With Gout

Episode 137: Sarah Silverman’s Musical in New York, Bad 90s Songs, & Kate Bush Wins!

Episode 136: Does America Deserve a Birthday This Year? & Free Brittney Griner Already

Episode 135: Toddler Sleepover Aftermath, The Supreme Court is Trash, & Breeders + Violent Femmes Concert Report

Episode 134: We Love Top Gun 2…But We’ll Definitely Tell You Everything We Hate About It

Episode 133: After Dark Animal Report Special! Cat in the Road, Cat Cafe, & Living in a Car With 40 Cats

Episode 132: Nuts Florida Bus Ride, Robert the Haunted Doll, & Suburban Bear on the Loose!

Episode 131: Weezer's Jesus Kick, Marilyn Doc, Julia Child, & What the Heck in the Butt Spank?

Episode 130: It’s a Cat, He Doesn’t Have a Last Name or Warning...Cat Narcotics!

Episode 129: Remembering Murphy Dog, Bourbon & Beyond Fest Lineup Slaps, & Carrie Underpants Has Beautiful Legs

Episode 128: Long Time Listener, First Time Guest: Amy’s Mom Marsh!

Episode 127: Millionaire’s Fence, Metallica’s Therapist, Foo Fighter’s Loss, & Oscar Predictions

Episode 126: Worst Podcast in the History of the World - Low Energy & Dog Euthanasia

Episode 125: Reluctant Hot Firefighter, Business Trip/Sunset Sip & Pauly Eat Your Eggies!

Episode 124: Tennis Back Collapse, Super Bowl “Sexual Anarchy”, & Bears Should Never Be Stopped

Episode 123: Come For the Sandwich, Stay For the Cult or Drenched In Florida Sweat

Episode 122: Perfect Scores, Cannabinoids and ‘Dunkin!

Episode 121: Be Crazy & Be Yourself in Florida, Hospital Barf Bags, NFTs, & Indie Sleaze

Episode 120: Ring That Coffin Bell If You Aren’t Dead & Metallica’s COVID Sniffing Dogs

Episode 119: Hot Dogs & Vodka Were Betty White’s Secret!

Episode 118: Christmas Bitching or Merry Christmas Bitches!

Episode 117: Wednesday Tennis Ego Beating, Team Taco Salad, & Nasty Charmin Bear Underwear

Episode 116: 2 Days at The MOA, Owamni by The Sioux Chef, & Nuts Christmas Movie Synopses

Episode 115: Your Meat Suit Is Everything, Will Smith’s Mediocrity = Excellence, & Arby’s Vodka

Episode 114: Airport Lounge Life Forever, Britney IS Free, & Visually Stunning But Hard To Watch

Episode 113: Reattach Your Retina, Put On A Shacket, & Jack Around With That Ouija Board

Episode 112: Mini Mid-Life Crisis, Shingles Say Whaaaaat?, & Cocaine Hippo Update

Episode 111: Haunted Condo Tour or You Could Hide Bodies Behind That Boiler!

Episode 110: Don't Forget Wilfred Brimley With His Oats & Diabetes

Episode 109: Lilith Fair 2.0 Dream Lineup, the "Men Pen", Fat Bear Week, & Epic Halftime Show Lineup

Episode 55: We're Still Twin Brothers, Turkey Wedding, & Flavor Town USA

Episode 8: Lishyloo Vintage & The Late 90s Rock & Roll Lifestyle

Episode 7: Let's Just Get The Avocado Toast & Get The Hell Out of Here!

Episode 6: Where Are All The Werewolves? We Have Vampires Coming Out Of Our Asses!

Episode 5: Falconry! Guest Jason Rysavy Teaches Us About Being A Falconer

Episode 4: Egg Hunt Conflicts, Creed 2 vs. Rocky 4, Sly vs. Dolph, & Why Brigitte Nielsen Rules

Episode 3: Skiing, Running, Curling, & Marilyn Monroe's Last Weekend

Episode 2: Festival Season, Woodstock 2019, Nostalgia Tours & the Infamous Tangerine Sweater

Episode 1: How We Met & Everything College Cheating Scandal