All Episodes

Episode 215: Incest Adjacent Literature

Episode 214: Are They Really Releasing This Episode?

Episode 213: The CBD Can Cocktail Lost Summer Tapes

Episode 212: The One Where They Review Crumbl Cookies With Kids

Episode 211: The Beginning Of The Canned Cocktail Chronicles

Episode 210: Claire Is Grounded Among All The Chaos

Episode 209: These Ladies Don’t Use Proportions

Episode 208: It's Us Against the World

Episode 207: It's The Drugs

Episode 206: Big Tax Bills and Big Tits

Episode 205: The Quasi Lost Episode AKA Don't Ice Me Out

Episode 204: Diane Fishburn, You Did Us Dirty

Episode 203: When Your Eyebrow Artist Becomes Your Friend, Therapist and Cohost.

Episode 202: We Are Podcast Hosts, Of Course We Are Going To Get Matching Tattoos

Episode 201: When The Lights Go Out

Let's Celebrate With Jacob Elordi's Bathwater

Episode 199: In Our We Almost Made it to 100 Era

Episode 198: In Our Year End Wrap Era

Episode 197: In Our 2 Out Of 3 Ain't Bad Era

Episode 196: In Our Bullying Era

Episode 195: In Our Haters Era

Episode 194: All We Can Do Is Our Best... Okay?

Episode 193: Aaaaaaaaand We're Back!

Episode 192: Claire Makes A Drink Comeback

Episode 191: This Podcast Has Everything

Episode 190: I AM GOING TO HAVE TO WEAR A BRA UNTIL I DIE

Episode 189: Could Have Had Sex In The Car, Went To Target Instead.

Episode 188: And, We're Back Bitchezzzzzz

Episode 187: A Shortie But A Goodie

Episode 186: If We Had Any Shame, It's Been Gone For A While Now

Episode 185: Power To The Pussy, A Hot Take On Sacramento's Only Fans Content Creators

Episode 184: This Pod Will Not Age Well

Episode 183: Dear Diary... Watch Out For Claire And Fran

Episode 182: Same Auld Lang Pod

Episode 181: Back On Our Zoom Bullshit

Episode 180: We Don't Know About You, But Our Mothers Are Not Giving Us Sex Tips.

Episode 179: Let Claire Be Honest, She Considered Buying "My Pillow"

Episode 178: Prison Pen Pals and Whipped Cream Bikinis

Episode 177: Claire Fishburn Jones, Modern Day Jesus In A Skims Robe?

Episode 176: Claire Believes The Children Are Our Future

Episode 175: Damn you 2020! Jerry Too?

Episode 174: Sexy Times For The ABV

Episode 173: Ben Savage, I Don't Need You To Get Kicked Out of Q's

Episode 172: Better Late Than Never Bitches

Episode 171: Do As She Says, Not As She Does

Episode 170: Don't Sell Your Soul, Just Sell Your Vagina

Episode 169: That’s Cold Blooded

Episode 168: You Can’t Blame Your Parents For Everything... But In This Case, It’s Cool

Episode 167: I Don't Even Know If A Spirit Guide Could Help You

Episode 166: This Is Not "MTV True Life, I Faked A Pregnancy" Or Is It?

Episode 165: A Piece of Advice, You Are Not On 90 Day Fiancé

Episode 164: This Is Bridezilla Behavior

Episode 163: 2020 The Year That Just Needs To Stop

Episode 162: Bitch, You Got Friend Ghosted

Episode 161: Erica Spills The Quarantine Tea!

Episode 160: ABV Tells You How To Properly Celebrate This July 4th

Episode 159: Reunited And It Feels So... F**k The Police

Episode 158: Black Lives Matter. Period.

Episode 157 Corona Chronicles: If You Dont Like Baby Sounds, This May Not Be The Pod For You Anymore.

Episode 156: Corona Chronicles, Please don't call CPS on Fran

Episode 155: Corona Chronicles: Quarantine Orgies? It’s A YES For ABV

Episode 154 Corona Chronicles: Age Ain’t Nuthin’ But A Number

Episode 153 Corona Chronicles: Woop Woop That’s The Sound Of The Rona Police

Episode 152 Corona Chronicles: Let The Girl Write Her Fan Fic

Episode 151 Corona Chronicles: To All The Haters- No Listens Are Bad Listens

Episode 150 Corona Chronicles: Covid-19 Side Effects Now Include Vivid Sex Dreams.

Episode 149: Corona Chronicles-On How To Fight With Your Best Friend

Episode 148: Confessions Of A Podcast Host: I’ve Never Bought A Dildo

Episode 147: Life In The Time Of Corona

Episode 146: Can We Be Friends Anymore If You Call Me The T-Word?

Episode 145: We Were Born To Do This- The Story Of A Lady Of Leisure And A Dominatrix

Episode 144: Where Does One Find Adult Sized Baby Diapers? Asking For A Friend.

Episode 143: Titties, Titties, Titties!

Episode 142: Somebody is Going to Call CPS

Episode 141: Your Ex’s Name Would Sound Great For a Cockroach

Episode 140: This Stinks Of Privilege

Episode 139: Don’t You Come For My Monica

Episode 138: Your Vagina Smells Like What?

Episode 137: Strap On Your Strap Ons and Take Some Paxil

Episode 136: Holiday Hookups and Holiday Dreamzzz

Episode 135: PERFORMANCE ART! With Kristene Crimens

Episode 134: Tell Me Truly, is Your Perineum Tan?

Episode 133: This Homework Feels Like Homework

Episode 132: Do Better Sacramento with Kachet Jackson-Henderson

Episode 131: T.I., Gender Reveals and PG&E: Go EF Yourselves

Episode 130: DST, A True Hater

Episode 129: LOCK HIM UP!

Episode 128: To Botox or Not to Botox, That is the Question

Episode 127: Cheating, Toxic Traits and a Surprise Lesbian Wedding

Episode 126: How Does One Survive as a Liberal in Texas?

Episode 125: You’re Never Too Old For a Slutty Halloween

Episode 124: Bagels & Dating Horror Stories with Rachel Smith

Episode 123: F*ck You Fat Shamers and Other Adorable Stories

Episode 122: Fran, angry or passionate?

Episode 121: Our Hearts Will Go On

Episode 120: Babysitters Beware

Episode 119: F*ck Your Apple Watch

Episode 118: The One Where Erica Gives Great Parenting Advice

Episode 117: Claire, The Queen of Unsolicited Advice

Episode 116: A Walk To Say I’m Sorry

Episode 115: Haters Gone Wild

Episode 114: Just Say Boundaries

Episode 113: Who’s your Zaddy

Episode 112: The One Where Claire Cries

Episode 111: Grandma Vibes in the River City

Episode 110: From Ladybird to Jailbirds

Episode 109: That’s your Hall Pass?

Episode 108: What I Like About You

Episode 107: Dating At The DMV

Episode 106: Yo Quiero No Friend Zone

Episode 105: Uncommon Vibes

Episode 104: Stay Classy Sacramento

Episode 103: Batons & Bayous

Episode 102: Haters & Fanny Packs

Episode 101: Welcome to Anything But Vanilla