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All Episodes

This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! — 90 episodes

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Dirty Socks, Sister Wives New Love & Gettin' Petty About Shetty

2

Denver Airport Conspiracies & why Bratty Kids on a Plane are still better than A-hole Adults

3

Incarceration Forms, Top-Sheet Wars & BegTok 📋🛏️📱

4

One-Year Anniversary, Marrying a Murderer & The Eyes of a Psychopath

5

Daylight Saving Drama, Murderous Pastors & Kennedy Family Secrets

6

Garth Brooks Conspiracies, Friendship Auditions & the Adam Sandler Spiral 🎟️🚩🎬

7

Toy Story Tears, Netflix Binges & Unsolved Mysteries Rabbit Holes 🤠🔎📺

8

Kiss on the Lips, Deadly TikTok Trend & Empire State Engagements

9

Canoe Trauma, Toddler Blowouts & True Crime TikTok

10

TikTok Stalkers, Roller Coasters & Airport Groping

11

Scotland Edition: Castles, Kilts, and Questionable American Behavior

12

GRADUATION DAY! The episode where I accidentally used the title last week for the wrong episode....

13

Grandma Hobbies, Quilt Envy and Grad Prep Anxiety!

14

Gird Your Loins, Anderson Cooper & Suspicious Corn

15

Monday Mayhem: Ghosts, Gumption & TE-QUILA!

16

Lottery Tickets, Lost Billions & It's Just Another Manic Monday here...

17

Dogs in Heat, Moms in Crisis & May Meltdowns

18

Vegas Takeover, Commando Chaos & The Worst Parents Ever

19

Corny Dogs, ChatGPT Conspiracies & Mom Guilt in Vegas

20

Dollar General Heroes, Desert Delusions & Dumb Driving Laws

21

Why We Would’ve Been Locked Up in the 1900's, Entitled Kids, and Things Keep Getting Weirder....more weird?

22

Celebrity Crushes, Sherpa Scandals & Brutal Marriage Advice

23

Drive-Thru Confessions, Twin Sister Wives & Mike the Lineman

24

Personalized Plates, Gas Station Survival & Miami Mall Madness

25

Parenting Confessions, Old-School Cars & Wild Crimes

26

Grandma Hobbies, Fever Texts & The Madison

27

Flavorless Prisons, Clogging Icks & Why Vulnerability Sucks

28

90's Fashion, Ghost Computers, & Dangling in the Sky

29

The Zoomies: Toddler Takeover Edition

30

Toddler Toilet Training, Dark Coping Jokes, & Midlife Dating Reality 🚽🖤💘

31

The Story You've Been Waiting For, Root Canals & Missing Mom Melodrama

32

Your Brain’s a Drama Queen, Tornado Anxiety, & Stress Addiction 🌼🌪️😵‍💫

33

Confessions, Comment Sections & Full Unc Status

34

🎙️ Press Play & Pray: 80s Fever Dreams, Friendship Truths & The Enneagram Exposé

35

Love is Dead, The Dog Ate My Jewelry, & The Lottery Husband Ritual

36

Kitchen Table Gossip, Diet Culture Lies, and Why We’re All a Little Nosy

37

Mixed Signals, Messy Investigations, and Mascot Madness

38

Halftime Hijinks, Purple Rain & Creative Ways to Show Your Disdain

39

Episode 50: Vehicular Irritation, Divorce Diaries, and.....Hobby Horsing?

40

Morning People Are Psycho, Super Moms and It Ends with Cramps :)

41

Say Something Nice or Remain Silent (We Spiraled Instead)

42

Cruise Chaos, Pricing Games & No Patience for Tip Terrorists

43

Listener Confessions, Divorce Red Flags & The Death of Surprise Proposals

44

TikTok Lied, TLC Tried Us, Louisiana Confirmed Haunted

45

Nigerian Princes, Watching Smut and Jen Has Another "Hobby"!

46

2026 Bingo Card, Year of the Horse & Red Boots is OFF THE MARKET!

47

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

48

Merry Christmas, Baby!

49

Gone With The Wind, Dead Weight and Our New Nail Salon?

50

Cat Doula, What Were We Singing and Why Two Socks??

51

CRIME SCENES, NOT-GUILTY NONSENSE & DEMI MOORE’S BLACK MAGIC5 001

52

Weather Woes, Pregnant Cats & Holiday Road Rage

53

Cruise Craziness, Angel Tree Drama & Priorities

54

Too Loud At The Football Game & Urban Cowboy Surprise

55

The Wind Down After The Food Coma....

56

THANKSGIVING!

57

Better Late Than Never.....Right?

58

Widow Box, Fights with AI and Technical Difficulties

59

We’re Budgeting, Blushing, and Bewildered

60

We Said We’d Be Calm… We Lied

61

Hot Takes & Hocus Pocus: The Halloween Episode

62

Vibes, Voodoo & Ashten's SoapBox

63

Mascara, Mayhem & The Multiverse

64

The Great Emu War, Urban Legends & The Art of the Nap

65

Rude Encounters at Wal-Mart & Victorian Insults

66

Spooky Spiders, No-Spend Struggles & Sentimental Surprises

67

Spooky Traditions, Disney Delusions & Taylor Swift Therapy Sessions

68

Blind Reactions, Speed Dating & Who Would Narrate YOUR Life?

69

Witchy Women, Mexico Married and Overrated Halloween Movies

70

Doris Day Disgust & 50 Duck-sized Horses or One Horse-sized Duck?

71

Dust Bunnies, Dave Ramsey, and World Peace

72

Roasting Friends, UFO Mom & Parenting is Hard

73

Dancing Dirty, Letting Go & The Hills Have Eyes

74

Sad & Great, Nancy Grace Obsession & R.O.M.O.?

75

The Queen's Proclamations & We Need To Check On Mariah

76

Unreasonable Traffic Tickets & Appalachian Education

77

Foul Yard Signs, the Dreams We Dream and Hippo vs. Otter

78

Is Klarna, Afterpay & Affirm the real apple of Eden?

79

Lashing Out & Urban Cowboy: Team Sissy or Pam?

80

Adults Say The Darndest Things After Death....

81

Love Songs & Biggest Loser Tryout Fails

82

Enneagrams & Widows of TikTok

83

Church Ladies GRWM, Breath Spray & Band Competition Etiquette

84

Sorority Madness and the Panhandling Incident

85

Butter in Hot Sauce and Weight Watchers Meetings Walk of Shame

86

UFO Sightings & 4-Way Stop Rules

87

Golden Girls Sister Wives and Most Likely To Be Catfished

88

Workout Woes and the Last Supper

89

How Many Purses Do You Carry At One Time?

90

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