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This Is Why We Can't Have A Podcast! — 78 episodes

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1

Grandma Hobbies, Quilt Envy and Grad Prep Anxiety!

2

Gird Your Loins, Anderson Cooper & Suspicious Corn

3

Monday Mayhem: Ghosts, Gumption & TE-QUILA!

4

Lottery Tickets, Lost Billions & It's Just Another Manic Monday here...

5

Dogs in Heat, Moms in Crisis & May Meltdowns

6

Vegas Takeover, Commando Chaos & The Worst Parents Ever

7

Corny Dogs, ChatGPT Conspiracies & Mom Guilt in Vegas

8

Dollar General Heroes, Desert Delusions & Dumb Driving Laws

9

Why We Would’ve Been Locked Up in the 1900's, Entitled Kids, and Things Keep Getting Weirder....more weird?

10

Celebrity Crushes, Sherpa Scandals & Brutal Marriage Advice

11

Drive-Thru Confessions, Twin Sister Wives & Mike the Lineman

12

Personalized Plates, Gas Station Survival & Miami Mall Madness

13

Parenting Confessions, Old-School Cars & Wild Crimes

14

Grandma Hobbies, Fever Texts & The Madison

15

Flavorless Prisons, Clogging Icks & Why Vulnerability Sucks

16

90's Fashion, Ghost Computers, & Dangling in the Sky

17

The Zoomies: Toddler Takeover Edition

18

Toddler Toilet Training, Dark Coping Jokes, & Midlife Dating Reality 🚽🖤💘

19

The Story You've Been Waiting For, Root Canals & Missing Mom Melodrama

20

Your Brain’s a Drama Queen, Tornado Anxiety, & Stress Addiction 🌼🌪️😵‍💫

21

Confessions, Comment Sections & Full Unc Status

22

🎙️ Press Play & Pray: 80s Fever Dreams, Friendship Truths & The Enneagram Exposé

23

Love is Dead, The Dog Ate My Jewelry, & The Lottery Husband Ritual

24

Kitchen Table Gossip, Diet Culture Lies, and Why We’re All a Little Nosy

25

Mixed Signals, Messy Investigations, and Mascot Madness

26

Halftime Hijinks, Purple Rain & Creative Ways to Show Your Disdain

27

Episode 50: Vehicular Irritation, Divorce Diaries, and.....Hobby Horsing?

28

Morning People Are Psycho, Super Moms and It Ends with Cramps :)

29

Say Something Nice or Remain Silent (We Spiraled Instead)

30

Cruise Chaos, Pricing Games & No Patience for Tip Terrorists

31

Listener Confessions, Divorce Red Flags & The Death of Surprise Proposals

32

TikTok Lied, TLC Tried Us, Louisiana Confirmed Haunted

33

Nigerian Princes, Watching Smut and Jen Has Another "Hobby"!

34

2026 Bingo Card, Year of the Horse & Red Boots is OFF THE MARKET!

35

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

36

Merry Christmas, Baby!

37

Gone With The Wind, Dead Weight and Our New Nail Salon?

38

Cat Doula, What Were We Singing and Why Two Socks??

39

CRIME SCENES, NOT-GUILTY NONSENSE & DEMI MOORE’S BLACK MAGIC5 001

40

Weather Woes, Pregnant Cats & Holiday Road Rage

41

Cruise Craziness, Angel Tree Drama & Priorities

42

Too Loud At The Football Game & Urban Cowboy Surprise

43

The Wind Down After The Food Coma....

44

THANKSGIVING!

45

Better Late Than Never.....Right?

46

Widow Box, Fights with AI and Technical Difficulties

47

We’re Budgeting, Blushing, and Bewildered

48

We Said We’d Be Calm… We Lied

49

Hot Takes & Hocus Pocus: The Halloween Episode

50

Vibes, Voodoo & Ashten's SoapBox

51

Mascara, Mayhem & The Multiverse

52

The Great Emu War, Urban Legends & The Art of the Nap

53

Rude Encounters at Wal-Mart & Victorian Insults

54

Spooky Spiders, No-Spend Struggles & Sentimental Surprises

55

Spooky Traditions, Disney Delusions & Taylor Swift Therapy Sessions

56

Blind Reactions, Speed Dating & Who Would Narrate YOUR Life?

57

Witchy Women, Mexico Married and Overrated Halloween Movies

58

Doris Day Disgust & 50 Duck-sized Horses or One Horse-sized Duck?

59

Dust Bunnies, Dave Ramsey, and World Peace

60

Roasting Friends, UFO Mom & Parenting is Hard

61

Dancing Dirty, Letting Go & The Hills Have Eyes

62

Sad & Great, Nancy Grace Obsession & R.O.M.O.?

63

The Queen's Proclamations & We Need To Check On Mariah

64

Unreasonable Traffic Tickets & Appalachian Education

65

Foul Yard Signs, the Dreams We Dream and Hippo vs. Otter

66

Is Klarna, Afterpay & Affirm the real apple of Eden?

67

Lashing Out & Urban Cowboy: Team Sissy or Pam?

68

Adults Say The Darndest Things After Death....

69

Love Songs & Biggest Loser Tryout Fails

70

Enneagrams & Widows of TikTok

71

Church Ladies GRWM, Breath Spray & Band Competition Etiquette

72

Sorority Madness and the Panhandling Incident

73

Butter in Hot Sauce and Weight Watchers Meetings Walk of Shame

74

UFO Sightings & 4-Way Stop Rules

75

Golden Girls Sister Wives and Most Likely To Be Catfished

76

Workout Woes and the Last Supper

77

How Many Purses Do You Carry At One Time?

78

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