All Episodes

We LOVE "Severance", The New Gay Golden Girls Show, and Teens Try to Kill Mother Over Wi-Fi Dispute!

Dave Had Spinal Fusion Surgery, Gay Humpback Whale Orgy, and Couple Forced to Sit Next to Corpse on Long Haul Flight!

We Talk Crocs, The Female Orgasm, and Woman's Fun DNA Test Ends in Murder Arrest!

We LOVED "Wicked" the Movie, Paul Discovered "Kath & Kim", and The New York United Healthcare CEO Murder!

Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!

Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!

Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!

Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"!

We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!

We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Rudy Giuliani Finally Faces Some Consequences, Family's Christmas Lights Display Irks Neighbours, and Christmas Trivia Time!

Our Christmas Memories, Couple has Sex the Wrong Way for Four Years, and Christmas Movie Trivia Time!

Paul's "Wicked" Musical Memories, Methamphetamine and Lego, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Our Friend Kevin's Airplane Poop Story, Colorado Funeral Home's Corpse Collection, and Zombie Movie Trivia Time!

Crime Scene Sex Doll Temptation, More Stupid Baby Names, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!

Stolen Salad, Delta's Diarrhea Plane, and Horror Movie Trivia Time!

Woman Attacked by Wildlife, Woman Divorces her Ghost Groom, and Woman Finds her Mom's Dildo!

We Saw "Barbie" at the Drive In, We've Gone From Global Warming to Global Boiling, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Colleen Ballinger's Apology Video is Peak Cringe, Hollywood Strikes, and Maury Povich Brand Paternity Tests!

Paul Loves Kelly Clarkson's "Chemistry", Crazy Mother's Ridiculous Baby Name, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Fun Health Issues, Billionaires are Incredibly Stupid, and Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Horrifying Ways to Wake Up at a Hotel, Woman's Loud Symphonic Orgasm, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

We're Binging "Barry" and It's Fantastic, Woman's Kidney Stones Actually a Baby, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Paul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

We Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

We've Been Sick, Paul Shaved Dave, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

A Very Special Podcast Aftershow Extravaganza!

Hidden Valley Ranch Flavoured Ice Cream, Woman Finds Mummified Missing Husband in her Attic, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

The Australian "Penis Starfish", Man's Penis Accidentally Removed in Amputation Disaster, and Magical Monthly Male Masturbation Amount to Keep Prostate Cancer Away!

2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo Discovered, Daylight Savings Time Sucks, and Horrible Companies Doing Horrible Things!

"South Park" Absolutely Skewers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

"M3GAN" Freaked Dave Out, What Happened to the White Dog Poo from the 70s, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Stormy Daniels Hosts "For the Love of DILFs", Dave Appeared on the "Risk!" Podcast, and Woman Finds Out her Long Term Boyfriend is her Biological Brother!

Drew Toynbee Made Us a Fantastic New Podcast Trailer, "MILF Manor" is Cringy ASF, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

"The Last of Us" Gay Bear Love Story of Bill and Frank, Gross Calendars, and Man Spends $2 Million/Year to be 18 Again!

Paul's Super High Friday Night Shenanigans, Justin Roiland's "Rick and Morty" Meltdown, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Leonard's Vet Issues, "The Last of Us" is Amazing, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls Part Deux!

Rejected Ontario Licence Plates, Funeral Director Sentenced to 20 Years for Selling Body Parts, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Happy New Year 2023, Paul's Anger at Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls!

A Very Special Podcast Crossover Episode with: Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides!

Woman Can't Figure Out How to Eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange, Our Christmas Traditions, and Friday Night Christmas Trivia Time!

A Very Special Guest Episode with: Stephen Tobolowsky!

Jesus Tells Woman to Open Plane Door Mid-Flight, Hot Gay Reverend Expertly Takes Down Twitter Troll, and Christmas Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!

"A Christmas Story Christmas" Has a Hilarious Plot Hole, Woman Running Errands in Toronto Jabbed by Needle, and Woman Arrested for Shutting Off Roommate's Ventilator!

"Disenchanted" Has as Much Charm as "Hocus Pocus 2", We LOVE "Wednesday", and Florida Woman Starts A Velveeta Class Action Lawsuit!

Groom Shows Up to Wedding in a Casket, Woman's Rag Doll Husband Cheats On Her, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

A Very Special Guest Episode with: John Billingsley!

Man-sized Emotional Support Teddy Bear, We Need to Talk About Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Our Friend Doug is in a Movie, Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion Part Deux, and Air Dropping Nudes on a Plane!

Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion, We Need to Talk about Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

It's Dave and Paul's Halloween Argument Episode, Empathy Heals' Terrifying "We've Been Robbed" Story, and Our Final Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!

The New Hit UK TV Show: "My Massive C**k", Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Scumbags, and Our Favourite Halloween TV Shows!

"Twister" Scared the Hell out of Childhood Paul, More of our Horror Movie Faves, and Another Halloween Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time!

"Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great, "Hocus Pocus 2" and "Ghostbusters" Halloween Airbnb Listings, and 80s Horror Movie Edition of Friday Night Trivia Time!

A Very Special Guest Episode with: Kerri Kenney-Silver!

Man Gets Testicle Stuck in Ikea Stool, Paul's Chow Mein Disaster, and Spooky Scary "Halloween" Friday Night Trivia Time!

The Try Guys Become Tri-Guys, "Hocus Pocus 2: Electric Boogaloo", and Crematorium Fun!

Ghost Woman Spotted in Graveyard Ruins, "Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story" is Unnerving on So Many Levels, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Cassie's Sexy Chimpanzee Story, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated BJ Machine Really Blew Us Away, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Dave's Gross 1990s Dental Experience, Upcoming Movies and TV Shows We're Excited About, and Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died!

Paul's "Trust Your Gut" Creepy Stories, Dave Loves "Murdoch Mysteries", and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Paul Stole MORE of Dave's Salty Meat, We Discuss the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards, and Snoop Dogg Launches Snoop Loopz Cereal!

Florida Man Locks Himself in a Little Caesars After Breaking In, Back to School Memories, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Turns Out Vabbing is Absolutely Disgusting, Air Canada Screws Over Neville Longbottom, and A Couple Bizarre Ways to Die!

Paul Has a Bone to Pick With Dave, Jamie Lee Curtis' SAVAGE Comment to Lea Michele, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

14-Year-Old Florida Teen is a Criminal Mastermind, Paul's LEGO VIP Points Expired, and Florida Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Search!

Dave Guested on the "Sequel Pitch" Podcast, Abigail Disney Takes Aim at her Family Business, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Paul Stole Dave's Salty Meat, Early Aughts TV Show Nostalgia, and Cedar Point Ferris Wheel Sexy Times!

Frank Ocean's Bejewelled C-Rings, TikTok Vabbing Trend is Interesting, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Family Sues Funeral Home Because of Wrong Body in Casket, Even More Florida Man Shenanigans, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Paul's 36th Birthday Extravaganza, 1986 Pop Culture Facts, and Teenagers in India Chasing the Flavoured Condom High!

Dave Got the Diabetes, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated Blowjob Machine, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Introducing the Velveeta-Infused Vodka Martini, Brexit: The Gift That Keeps on Giving, and RuPaul's "Drag Race All Stars 7" Alleged Michelle Visage/Raja Drama!

UK Cinema Open their Doors to Save Gingers from Heatwave, Missouri Fast Food Sign Wars, and More Florida Man Fun!

Retired Vicar Has Sex with Henry Hoover Vacuum, Elon Musk's Father Errol's Grossness, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

"Stranger Things 4" and the Doja Cat/Noah Schnapp Drama, The January 6th Committee Delivers Yet Again, and More of Paul's Creepy Stories!

We Swear A Lot This Episode, It Was an Intense News Day, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Massive Used 'Wet Wipe Island' Changes the Course of the River Thames, Florida Shenanigans, and More of Paul's "Would You Rather?"!

Our TV Show and Movie Round-Up, F-Around and Find Out Tarot Card Reading, and Ridiculous Names Parents Give their Children!

Roe v Wade and the Importance of Voting, Paul Was Nearly Kidnapped as a Child, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Todd and Julie Chrisley Are Going to Jail, Anti-Vax Karen's Daughter Dies of Preventable Measles, and Florida Teens Ransack $8 Million Mansion!

An "Am I the A-Hole" Scenario, Florida Man Crashes Into FedEx Truck While Receiving Road Head, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

"Jurassic World Dominion" was Trash, Boss Allows Masturbation Breaks at Work, and Elephant Kills a Woman and Then Returns to Finish the Job At Her Funeral!

Rainbow Washing Reaches New Heights, Missing Pet Tortoise Reappears 30 Years Later, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Trixie Mattel Is A Marketing Genius, Exceptionally Tacky Texas Mansion, and Illegal Texas Dildos!

RIP Ray Liotta, Paul's Shocking and Disturbing Stories, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

Paul Is "Disturbingly" This Episode, Florida Man Has Circumcision Rage, and Doctor's Remove Plastic Ball From Man's Bum!

Paul Loves Modern Musicals, Upcoming Movies and TV Shows We're Excited For, and Balenciaga's Ugly Shoes!

Paul Brings the Creepy Stories, "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time, and We Love "Drag Race Season 7 All Stars"!

Man Eats Big Macs Daily For 50 Years, Man Finds A Creepy Doll Inside His Wall, and Teens Discover Old Music!

Dave's 50th Birthday Extravaganza, 1972 Pop Culture Facts, and Arby's Manager Pees in Milkshakes!

"Kids In The Hall" Rebooted, Commenting About Man's Baldness = Sexual Harassment!?!, and "Friday the 13th" Movie Trivia!

Lake Mead Mafia Bodies, Paul's Emotional Edible Experience, and Fred Savage Fired From "The Wonder Years" Reboot!

Wedding Drama Llamas, We Binged "Ozark's" Final Episodes, and Swearing British Parrots!

Our Very First Guest Episode With: Kevin Allison, Host of the "Risk! True Tales, Boldly Told" Podcast!

Dave's Naked 3AM Food Binge, Paul Reads Creepy Relationship Stories, and Dave's Spooky Nightime Tales!

Horrible Lizard Person Plastic Surgery, John Wayne Gacy's Voice From Beyond The Grave, and Woman Rescued From Outhouse Toilet!

Paul's "Thor: Love and Thunder" Excitement, Gross Buffet Stories, and Our Great Big Huge Awesome Announcement!

Frank Langella Fired For Sexual Harassment, Paul Can't Say 'Subliminal', and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!

"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" Season 7, More Florida Man Shenanigans, and Recycling Fun with Paul!

Paul's Spooky Stories, We Watched "Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story", and When You're The Only Bottom At The Orgy!

People Are Disgusting, Dave's Family's Dark Secret, and Friday Night Trivia Time!

More Australian Spiders (Thanks Blanche!), "The Bubble" Disappointed Us, and Amazon Finally Has A Union!

Todrick Hall Is A Horrible Tenant, Huge Spiders Invade Cars In Australia, and Friday Night Trivia Time!

'Florida Man' Stupidity, Man Masturbates at Starbucks, and WTF Random Facts!

Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock At The Oscars, Woman Suffers A 'Gastrointestinal Fiasco' (aka A Fart Attack), and Kim Kardashian's Non-Apology Apology!

Leonard's Dramatic Cat Puke(s), Hilarious Cremation Stories, and Friday Night Trivia Time!

Dave's Late Night Elderly Noises, Paul Pooped in the Car, and Dead Body in a Pub Freezer for 10 Years!

"Human Resources" Is Hilarious, Poltergeists Infest A British Street, and Adults Adopting Adults!

Inappropriate Masturbation, CIA Amy's 1970s Girl's School Rules, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time Poop Edition!

Daylight Savings Time Sucks, Giant Fist Sized Spiders Invading the East Coast, and Paul Teaches Dave About Snake Island!

Kim Kardashian Thinks No One Wants To Work Anymore, Amy Sedaris Is Comic Gold, and Jail Time with Jussie Smollett!

Chet Hanks Is A Clout Chasing Schmuck, Paul Reveals His Tanning Bed Past, and Mid-Week Trivia Time!

Our First Haunting Podcast Crossover Episode, "Black Dynamite" is Hilarious, and Paul Introduces Dave to "Living Single"!

We Stand In Solidarity With Ukraine, Explosive Diarrhea Times Three, and Our Favourite Childhood Cartoons!

Paul Is A Gourmet Cook, CIA Amy Totally Ate Her Twin in the Womb, and More "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time!

Microsoft Outlook Foils Starbucks' Union Busting Efforts, Dave's Experience with Opioids, and The Tale of the Unflushable Poop!

We LOVE "What We Do In The Shadows" and "The Righteous Gemstones", Celebrate Pauly Shore as "Pinocchio", and Paul Grosses Dave Out With A Nasty Ectopic Tooth Story!

Dave Gets Emotional About the State of the World, Trivia Time with "I Wish I Didn't Know", and Tiny Hands Trump Finally Has a Horrible Week!

Woman Wants to Marry Ghost Groomzilla Part Deux, Paul's Bingo Bra Money Experience, and The Fattest Things We've Ever Done!

Paul's Tipsy Thoughts About the Trucker Convoy, Woman Can't Find Wedding Venue To Marry Her Ghost Groom, and Dave Takes An 80s Pop Culture Quiz!

Futurama Gets Another Season, Dave Takes An 80s TV Quiz, and We Love Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova!

Yacht Owning Jeff Bezos Continues To Be A Huge Douche, We Play "I Wish I Didn't Know", and Joe Rogan's Misinformation Train!

Paul Becomes A Baker, Dave LOVES Teeny Tiny Hands, and Vocal Fry is Trash!

Paul Talks About The Year of the Water Tiger, William Desmond Taylor's 100th Death Day, and We Get So Emotional Baby!

Happy 36th Birthday to the Challenger Disaster, Dave Takes An 80s Movie Quiz, and The Susan Lucci of "RuPaul's Drag Race"!

Our Scholastic Book Fair Memories, Adele's Caesars Concert Cancellation Conundrum, and Sex Facts From 1922!

Dave's Bad Pot Reaction Part 2, Gay Jokes, and What Grinds Paul's Gears!

Dave Laughs for 15 Minutes About a Toilet, Instagram Sucks At Taking Our Money, and More Celebrity Death Notices!

Paul's Sleepy Chicken TikTok Trend, We Need To Talk About "Prince" Andrew, and We Love Jim Rash!

Paul Tries To Teach Dave About French Numbers, Our First Podcast Fight, and RuPaul's Drag Race News!

Stephen Tobolowsky is Awesome, The Norwegian Military's Used Panties, and Paul Reads More Hilarious Product Reviews!

RIP Bob Saget and Sidney Poitier (But Not Robert Durst), Dave Loves Hollywood Crime Scene, and Our Hot Take on the "Dexter New Blood" Reboot!

Vegan Nearly Kills Non-Vegan Roommate with Fake Meat, Selling Farts is LUCRATIVE ASF and Dangerous For One's Health, and "Queer Eye" Makes Us Cry!

RIP Betty White, Amazon's Alexa Nearly Kills Child, and DoorDash Executives Don't Want to Deliver!

Dave Fainted Himself Off the Toilet, Ghislaine Maxwell Is Guilty ASF, and A Very Happy New Year to You All!

Turns Out Buzz McCallister Is An Absolute A-Hole, Paul's Mom's Priceless Cheese Ball Dome, and "Being the Ricardos" Didn't Suck!

Jeff Garlin Fired from The Goldbergs, A Bing Crosby Child Abusing Christmas, and Paul Gives Dave a Love Language Test!

Paul's Pine Knob Memories, How Dave Found Out His Mom Died, and "Coming Out Colton" is Awful!

Smug and Smirking Josh Duggar Is Guilty, Paul's Fantastic Boomer Experience, and Horrible Christmas Movie Sequels!

"Chucky" the Series is Wild, More Christmas Movies, and A.I. Is Already Destroying Humanity!

Jeff Garlin's Ongoing HR Issues, Burnt Pumpkin Pie, and Hallmark Delivers Multiple White Christmas Movies!

Our Favorite Candy, Tim Hortons Sells Justin Bieber Balls, and Dave's Hilarious Coming Out Story!

Our Favourite Musicals, Our Favourite Christmas Movies, and Seth Rogen's Adele Concert Experience!

Paul's Hemorrhoidal Experience, David Discovers Kurtis Conner, and Walmart Sex Toys in The Kids Section

Omicron Persei 8 Will Destroy Us All, Paul and Dave Talk Movies, and Christmas is Coming!

Paul Reads More Funny Reviews, American Crime Story Impeached, and Justice for Ahmaud Arbery!

Our Hot Take on Tiger King 2, School of Chocolate, and Adele Interview Gone Wrong!

James Corden Appropriates Gay Culture, Britney Spears is FINALLY FREE, and Big Mouth Season 5 Destroys Santa!

Travis Scott Astroworld Tragedy, Being the Ricardos, and Toxic Influencer Culture!

The "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore" Lie, Elon Musk Might Just Solve World Hunger, and The Wicked Musical Movie!

Dave Sharted on the Floor, Ridiculous Baby Names, and Our Take on "Dr. Death"!

Paul's Favourite Audiobooks, Dave Discovers Sarah Schauer and Brittany Broski, and What Happened to Brittany Murphy?

Influencer Inappropriately Poses With Dead Dad, Paul Reads Funny Amazon Reviews, and Social Media Stupidity!

Our Favourite Halloween Costumes, Cemetery Visits, and Hocus Pocus!

William Shatner Rides Jeff Bezos' Dick to Space, Paul Reads Hilarious Amazon Reviews, and Halloween at the Funeral Home!

Alec Baldwin Accidental Set Shooting, Robert Durst Certainly Is A Jinx, and Dave's Mom's Pet Cock!

Paul's Fantastical Lego Obsession, The "Diana: The Musical" Dumpster Fire, and Drivers Ed Snuff Films!

Paul Loves Human Centipedes, Reads Another Hilarious Sex Toy Review, and Listens to a Creepy Murdaugh Murders Update!

Illegal American Baking Sprinkles Attack England, Halloween Kills Halloween, and A Scary, Unsexy Sex Story!

Beanie Feldstein Kicks Lea Michele's Ass, Hilarious Sex Toy Review Story, and Our Take On "Candyman"!

Canadian Thanksgiving, Murdaugh Murders: Shot in the Head?, and Haunted Funeral Home!

Murdaugh Murders Nanny Death Certificate, Paul's Titanic Lego Dreams, and Halloween Horror Movies!

True Crime Origin Story, Binged Squid Game Completed, and RIP Norm MacDonald!

Spooky October Plans, The Squid Game Is Tense AF, and Christopher Meloni's Beautiful Butt!

Dave's Sex Toy Buying Blunder, Bill Cosby Ruined Dave's Childhood, and How To Embalm A Body!

Paul Loves The Spice Girls 25th Anniversary, RuPaul's Drag Race News, and Our Take On American Horror Story!

ABBA's New Album, Josh Duggar is Gross, and the Dead Body Masturbation Machine!

(COME ON! THESE SHOULD BE THE LAST EPISODES YOU'RE LISTENING TO! EPISODE 102 SLAYS!) Jeopardy Host Search Shenanigans, Bob Ross Documentary Drama, and Award Show "In Memoriam" Popularity Contests!

(SERIOUSLY! DON'T LISTEN TO THESE ONES FIRST - TRY EPISODE 100!) Our Happy Homosexual Relationship, Lucifer's Final Season, and Being Sick of Anti-Vax Idiocy!

(PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ONE FIRST - PLEASE START WITH LATER EPISODES! EPISODE 20 IS HILARIOUS!) An Introduction to Us, How We Met, and Dave's Sexy Teenage Counsellor In Training Horror Story!

The Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul Podcast Trailer! (Please Start Listening to Later Episodes First!)!