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The Bar is Ankle High — 129 episodes

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E128: A Coordinated Knuckle Sandwich

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E127: New Meds and Guinea Hens

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E126: Dungeons and Distractions

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E125: Memory Trinkets
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E124: The Great Weaning of 2026

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E123: Medical Grade Ping Pong Balls

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E122: Hummingbirds and Hearsay

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E121: Quantum Mechanics Quarterly

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E120: Scissoring Drawers

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E119: Highlight Reel, Part 1

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E118: Quackheads Incoming!

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E117: Sin Biscuits

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E116: Pseudemus the Dinosaur

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E115: Make Weird Shits

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E114: Available for Abduction

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E113: Never Stop Screaming

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E112: No Kings on Presidents Day

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E111: A Second Chance To Fight A Priest

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E110: Fuck You, Fire Me

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E109: A Macaw and A Blue Jay Walk Into a Bar

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E108: Building Community Joy

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E107: Steamy Vents

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E106: Why So Serious?

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E105: Rot Girl Winter

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E104: Making Spirits Rise

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E103: If You Have A Bean...

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E102: A $10,000 Reward For Your Thoughts

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E101: Asylum Hair

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E100: God is a Woman and I am a Toddler

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E99: Things In Common With Angry Monkeys

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E98: I've Got Worms

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E97: Unexpected Items In the Bagging Area

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E96: It's Poop Again!

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E95: Ask Me Tomorrow

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E94: The True Secrets of NIMH

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E93: Knife Knives

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E92: Spectrum Inception

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E91: Breakfast With Tiffanies

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E90: A Story About Rocks

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E89: A Multitude of Oddities

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E88: Lightbulb Staring Contest

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E87: Non-Binary Alligator Satan

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E86: Permanent Back Nipples

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E85: There's Something About Weird

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E84: Somebody Suck Me

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E83: Journalism Boners

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E82: ADH-Dick

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E81: The Fupa Fisters

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E80: Unpaid Intern Day

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E79: Fester In My Filth

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E78: Front Row Cringe

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E77: Eye Exam Chat Roulette

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E76: The Plot of Monsters, Inc.

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E75: Doing The Jiminy Glick

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E74: New Boot Goofin’ Dreams

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E73: All Panic All The Time No Disco

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E72: I Wish I Shit on His Face

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E71: The Feast of the Ass

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E70: That’s...Stupid

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E69: Baby Blues Jazz Lounge

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E68: More Narrow Than A Chimpanzee

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E67: Conspiracy Trains

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E66: Old Timey New Medicine

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E65: ADHD Did What Now?

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E64: Smutty Confessions

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E63: A Potpie of Ailments

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E62: Doctor Fear’s Medical School

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E61: Prehensile Elephant Dongs

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E60: An Ankle High Listicle

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E59: Butt Chugging Wine

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E58: Trainspotting & MDMA

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E57: Low Rise Satanic Clothing

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E56: Gremlin Hormones

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E55: Yeah, Absolutely, Usually, Sometimes

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E54: The Drug Free Bois

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E53: Spider Attack

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E52: Flesh Bags

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E51: Saffron Circle Jerk

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E50: Constitutional Cliff Notes

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Episode 49: Clinical Vibrators

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Episode 48: Werewolf Porn

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Episode 47: Potty Training for Adults

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Episode 46: Big Ass Pimple District

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Episode 45: Hurricane Dumpster Fire

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Episode 44: Cursed Miss Frizzle Field Trips with The Neurodivergent Nurse

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Episode 43: Doorway Witchcraft

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Episode 42: Animal Farm Chaos

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Episode 41: Harbor Seal Swim School

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Episode 40: There’s Fuckery Afoot

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Episode 39: Monkey Bar Bullshit

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Episode 38: The Mayor of Kick City

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Episode 37: The Smurfening

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Episode 36: Emelems? No, M-L-Ms

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Episode 35: Small Scale Prizes

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Episode 34: You Know, the Girl Meat

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Episode 33: The Poophole Loophole

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Episode 32: Dewy Side Effects

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Episode 31: Yogi Bear’s Survivalist School

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Episode 30: In-DOCTOR-ination

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Episode 29: Angry Garet Noises

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Episode 28: This Pregnancy Has Everything

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Episode 27: A Neuro Spicy Interview

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Episode 26: Pubert the Hormone Monster

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Episode 25: Queen Elizabeth: Testosterone Junkie

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Episode 24: Unitard Maxi Pads

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Episode 23: Wallpaper Underwear

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Episode 22: Grumpy Rattlesnake Disorder

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Episode 21: A Very Smelly Gameshow

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Episode 20: How Do You Know Your Airbags Work?

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Episode 19: Saint Nick and the Cursed Pickle

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Episode 18: The Hamster Wheel Mythos

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Episode 17: Eat Dick, Harvard

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Episode 16: Doing Coke & Watching ’Panic Room’

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Episode 15: Dysfunction Junction: Penguin Edition

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Episode 14: Veggie Tales Kill Bill

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Episode 13: Dry Erase Groupies

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Episode 12: A Mustachioed Exposé

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Episode 11: Mansion Apartment Shaquille O’Neal

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Episode 10: Don’t Wiggle For Strangers

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Episode 9: Let’s Fight a Priest!

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Episode 8: The Mad Hatter Slot Machine

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Episode 7: Put Some Stank in Your Tank

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Episode 6: Rosebud Dump Truck Daydreams

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Episode 5: Jerry Suckler and the Spending Spree

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Episode 4: A Tortellini Filled with Knives

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Episode 1: Welcome to the Squirrel Brain Club!

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Episode 2: Violent Optimism & Psychopathic Tendencies

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Episode 3: Goldilocks and the 2 Furbies

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Trailer - A Chaotic Gravy Train

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