All Episodes

Episode 78: Begun The Redistricting War Has, My Girlfriend Loves Bacteria, A Billion-Dollar Ballroom, RIP Spirit, Commie Spiders Vs. Rittenhouse, Eating The Rich, No More Buffalo, SCOTUS Whines While Screwing Democracy, and more

Episode 77: Trump Vs. Assassins, Killing The Truth, The Reflecting Pool Blues, Automatic Sliders For The People, Running Like Hell, Mr. No Kings Fawns Over A Real King, Not So Killer Bees, The Ugliest American, and more

Episode 76: Tucker Carlson Is Sorry, Trump Digs Drugs, The Big Dick In The Sky, Racing Robots, Winning Vietnam (Very Quickly), Voting Dogs, Happy Hour With Kash Patel, The GOP Fumbles Gerrymandering, and more

Episode 75: The Pope Has Trump On The Ropes, Viktor Orban Loses His Job and G. Love Loses His Shirt, Diet Soda Vs. Cancer, The Pride Flag And Bathtub Gin Are Back Baby, Hegseth Prays To Saint Tarantino, and more

Episode 74: Trump TACOs the Iran War, Who’s Your Daddy?, In Defense Of Not Liking Cats, Alabama Penisgate, Cancer Criminals, Broken Space Toilets, Trump’s Dead Air, and more

Episode 73: A Man With No Arms Or Legs Gets Accused Of Murder, Waffle House Teleportation, Trump Cheats By Mail, Vance Thinks Aliens Are Demons, Pam Bondi Gets The Axe, Snake Yoga, and more

Episode 72: INTERVIEW with Christian – A TSA Officer Who Is Working Without Pay During Yet Another Republican Government Shutdown

Episode 71: You Can Marry Your Cousin In Florida, “Micropenis Mark” Beefs With “Petulant Megyn”, Et Tu Cesar, Bigfoot Lives, A Utah Woman Is Sad About The Husband She Murdered, Robots Will Kill Us All, and more

Episode 70: Gen Z Males Are Chauvinists, Camel Pageantry, Gene Simmons And Timothee Chalamet Have Some Opinions, Morrissey Is Too Tired (And Insufferable) To Perform, Gibberlink Will Kill Us All, Or Not, The Most Expensive Guitar EVER, and more

Episode 69: Trump Is Awfully Cavalier About Americans Dying In The War He Started For Which He Has No Plan, Kristi Noem Gets Promotefired, We Might As Well Have Ranch Dressing Milkshakes, and more

Episode 68: Chicago Plows ICE, Leopards Love Eating Faces, Screaming Infidelities, Olympic Gold = Cold Burgers, Quantity Does Not Equal Quality At The SOTU, Trump Bombs Iran, and more

Episode 67: Trump Takes An ‘L’ On Tariffs, No Glove No Gold At The Olympics, Smart Men Lean Left, Epstein Accountability, Science Says That Beards Are Gross (Or Not), RFK Jr. And Kid Rock Make A Porno, and more

Episode 66: Pam Bondi Goes Full Kavanaugh, Bridges To Nowhere/Canada, Kid Rock Violates A Big Rule, This Is My Rifle; There Are Many Like It But Mine Is In The Bathroom, NPS Vs. Pride Flags, and more

Episode 65: Bad Bunny Vs. Kid Rock, Trump Proves Yet Again That There Is No Bottom, Big Brother Is Watching Us, Where Are The Libertarians?, An ICE Forecast, Gaming The Midterms, and more

Episode 64: ICE Proud Boys Murder Another American Citizen, Star Trek Is Too Woke, Trump Wants Iceland, Or Maybe Greenland, Libertarians Are MIA, Melania Gets Her 15 Minutes, The Board Of Peace > The UN, and more

Episode 63: INTERVIEW with Jenny McCarty – An Artist and Conservationist Who Found A Clever Way To Stick It To Trump And Defend Our National Parks With Art

Episode 62: Nobel Regifting, Stealing Greenland, Trump Shows Off His (Tiny) Middle Finger, You Sure Do Have a Perfidy Mouth, Bahrain Sex Toys, Grok Joins Skynet, and more

Episode 61: ICE Kills (Another) American Citizen, Does A McRib Contain Any Ribs? Fighting At Disneyland, Threatening Greenland, Trump Blames The Left For January 6th, and more

Episode 60: America’s Unnecessary Wars Part X, Does Your Boo Annoy You? How To Circumvent Anti-Vaxxers, Bummed About Getting Objects Stuck In Your Bum, and more

Episode 59: INTERVIEW with Musician Ted Wulfers – How Flying With Guitars Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

Episode 58: Epstein Files Fails, Booze And Cheese Prevent Dementia, Karoline Leavitt Has A Lot Of Pores, Trump’s Hunger Games, Hypocrisy Slop, Slut Camp, and more

Episode 57: Let Them Eat Pencils, Marriage Advice From Incels, Redistricting Chicken, 86-ing 6-7, Cheap Trick Surrenders And Kiss Sucks For Trump At The Kennedy Center, and more

Episode 56: Phone Sober, Smart Bitches, Bending The Knee To Bullies, AI Overlords, Viva Em Dashes, Drunk Raccoons, Hegseth’s Hot Water, Born Again After Getting Stuck In The Holiest Of Holies, and more

Episode 55: The MAGA Relatives Thanksgiving Survival Guide

Episode 54: Sayonara MTG, Americans Are Getting Dumber, Put Down The Doritos And Step Away, It Takes A Piggy To Know One, Famous Micropenises, 90s Amish, Don’t Argue With Strangers, and more

Episode 53: MAGA Defends Pedophiles, Democrats Do A Little Spelunking, Sex Takes Too Long, Does Anybody Know What Magnets Are, #1 With An AI Bullet, Kim Davis Loses Again, RIP Pennies, and more

Episode 52: A Rogue Blue Wave, Cheney/Evil Dies, Dumb Halloween Costumes, Mississippi Monkey Hunts, Going Hungry In An Exceptional Country, Sandwich Guy Not Guilty, and more

Episode 51: 6-7, The LEGO Black Market, Pooping AirPods, ICE Is Recruiting Criminals, R.I.P. The East Wing, Springing George Santos, and more

Episode 50: INTERVIEW with Ryan W. Powers – Democrats Aren’t Rising To Meet The Moment

Episode 49: Young Republicans Are Real Charmers, Potato Chips Are Made Of Potatoes, Drunk AF, USC Holds The Line, Columbus Day Strikes Back, Spotify Loves ICE, and more

Episode 48: ICE Vs. Chicago, No Nobel For Donny, Bad Bunny Vs. MAGA Vs. The NFL, Circumcision Causes Autism (Not), Rush Lyrics Are Terrible, Qatar Invades Idaho, Leaf Blowers Suck, and more

Episode 47: America Collapses Into Fascism, Express Escalators To Hell, Cheating To Win, The Soup Of Death, Plants Feel Pain, MAGA Dentists, and more

Episode 46: INTERVIEW with Stephen Marche – author of The Next Civil War: Dispatches from the American Future

Episode 45: RIP Free Speech, Kimmel Gets Canceled, Drunk Primates, Tucker Carlson And Ted Cruz Are Right, Beer Pipelines, and more

Episode 44: Charlie Kirk Is His Own Collateral Damage, Pumpkin Spice VS. Powdered Beer, Anybody Wanna Buy The Smiths?, Bending The Knee For Scotch, and more

Episode 43: Again With The Florida, Carnivorous Rodents, Spirit Airlines Execs Fail Up In Their Golden Parachutes, Death By Diet Soda, and more

Episode 42: Orgy Domes, Flag Burning For A Dictator, The Theater Of The Macabre, American Communism, An INTERVIEW With Tony Pierce About Party Schools, and more

Episode 41: Trump Gets Punked By Putin And Newsom, Free Plasticine, Doing Your Own Research Makes You Dumber, Radioactive Shrimp, Illinois Nazis, Cracker Barrel Ditches The Cracker And The Barrel, and more

Episode 40: Big Balls Gets Carjacked, Gavin Newsom Grows A Pair, Superman Joins ICE, Vance On Vacation, This Is Your Drunk Naked Pilot Speaking, Trump Gets His Brownshirts, and more

Episode 39: Robot Rabbits, Crowdfunding The National Debt, RIP CPB, Sydney Sweeney Is/Is Not A Republican, Killing The Messenger, Paving The Rose Garden, and more

Episode 38: Speaking Ill Of The Dead, Body Counts, Trump Wants A Big Ball (Room), The Good Thing About LA Traffic, and more

Episode 37: Welcome To The Distract-O-Rama, Canceling Colbert, Going Forward By Going Backward, RIP Scotch, and more

Episode 36: MAGA Vs. The Epstein Files, Coldplay Makes A Cold Play, Trump Is A (Diet) Coke Addict, Cyborg Bees, and more

Episode 35: Floods Are Natural Disasters, Donald Trump And Ted Cruz Are Man-Made Disasters, Men Do (A Little) More Housework, Idiots Attack Radar, and more

Episode 34: Happy Independence From Democracy Day, AI Rock Bands Suck, Robot Soccer, Dogs With Wings, Alligator Auschwitz, and more

Episode 33: Trump Bests The Normandy Invasion, SCOTUS Drives Us Off A Cliff, Methaphone Treatment, Target Wants You Back Baby, and more

Episode 32: Protesting On Vacation, Gilded Elevators, Stupid Parades, Stochastic Terrorism, RIP To Gilbert Who Is The Best Boy, and more

Episode 31: Battle Los Angeles, Fighting Authoritarianism Requires More Than Tweets, Terry Moran Tells The Truth, Uncomfortable Allies, and more

Episode 30: We’re All Gonna Die, The Clash Of The Doughy Titans, Trump And Elon Are No Longer BFFs, Joe Biden Is A Robot, and more

Episode 29: Trump Pardons Criminals And Ponders Pardoning Terrorists, The Texas Commandments, Your College Degree Sucks, The Life Cycle Of Sperm, and more

Episode 28: The Boss vs. The President, College vs. AI, Harvard vs. The President, Golden Domes, Biden vs. Cancer, Anti-Spice, and more

Episode 27: The Flying Emoluments Brothers, Welcome AfriKKKaner Refugees, Dead Alligators, RFK Jr. Thinks That Sewage Is Good For You, and more

Episode 26: Alcatraz, Chicago Pope, White Fragility In The Mushroom Apocalypse, Thinning The Herd, Stolen Rabbits, and more

Episode 25: America Becomes Alabama, NASCAR For Sperm, All Hail Pope Donald, Alex Jones Gets Pushed Too Far, and more

Episode 24: Nipple Flags, AOC 2028, Skynet Cometh, JD Vance Kills The Pope, Sarah Palin Loses (Again), A Sunshine Update, and more

Episode 23: Dogs Are the Best of Us, Do More With Less, Space Babes, In Which I Agree With Sarah Palin, Authoritarianism Arrives, and more

Episode 22: Trump's Unforced Economy Error, RIP Due Process, Pronouns & Pride Flags, The Assassin Game, and more

Episode 21: America Is a Country Club, Banning Chemtrails, Vance Goes to Greenland, Corey Booker Goes The Distance, and more

Episode 20: Wanna Buy Some DNA?, (Attempted) Murder By WiFi, The Doyers Sell Out, Who Needs Checks and Balances?, Lying About Lying About Leaking Military Operations, and more

Episode 19: The GOP Cognitive Dissonance Is Staggering, Astronauts Don’t Get OT, Iowa Voter Fraud, and more

Episode 18: Measles Parties, Misgendering, Southwest Sucks, White House Car Lots, Dems Cave Again, and more

Episode 17: Trump Addresses A Weary Nation Weary Of Trump, Will The Real Al Green Please Stand Up, Trans Mice, New York Grills Texas Over Steaks, Musk Vs. Empathy, and more

Episode 16: I Love You Dad, Trump Makes A Fool Of Himself And Drags You With Him, and more

Episode 15: Huntington Beach (Somehow) Goes Even More MAGA, Bigfoot Gets a New Gig, Self-Loathing Opossums, Shark Selfies, Hug Your Loved Ones, and more

Episode 14: Everything I Do I Do It For Fatbergs, Tesla Vandals, All Hail The Glory Hole, The Gulf of Sears, Polio For All, Who's Your Daddy Donny, and more

Episode 13: I Don't Mind Stealing Eggs, The Super Bowl Blues, Feckless Democrats' Circular Firing Squad, The Gaza Riviera, Thou Shalt Not Edit, DOGE Bros, and more

Episode 12: Again With The Florida, Cholesterol Hands (EWW), Trump Is Number One, Condoms For Gaza, The MAGA Blame Game, and more

Episode 11: Snoop Sells Out, Pardon Me, The Inauguration Blues, TikTok Is Dead Long Live TikTok, Elon Should Know Better, and more

Episode 10: Republican BS Travels Faster Than Wildfire(s), The Curse Of Crowdfunding, Biden Takes a Bow, The Inauguration Blues, Sayonara Tik Tok, and more

Episode 9: Tastes Like Burning, Failing Up, The Unbearable Petulance Of Being Above The Law, Looters, Look For The Helpers, and more

Episode 8: Searching For Sasquatch, The Elon Show, Suck It Spotify, Chess Drama, Dry January, and more

Episode 7: The Greatest Gift

Episode 6: Guinness On Drought, Ambassador Walker, Sayonara Tik Tok?, George Bailey Vs. Republicans, and more

Episode 5: Hot Assassins, RFK Jr. vs. Polio, The Onion Gets Grilled, The Bane of Christmas Music, and more

Episode 4: South Korea Goes Rogue (Temporarily), Justice Amy Coney Barrett's Moral Turpitude, A CEO Murder Moral Conundrum, A Canuck In Florida, and more

Episode 3: A MAGA Thanksgiving Survival Guide, Ignoring Trolls, Instruments of Mass Humiliation, and more

Episode 2: Whitney, Gaetz Goes, The Fonz, Tequila Thievery, Big Macs, A Requiem for Twitter, Post-Reality, and more

Episode 1: Bears, Cabinet Appointments, Yellowstone, Fascists, Tyson, and more