You Don’t Know Anything About Women: Dating Stories and Advice

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who gets super anxious whenever his girlfriend doesn't reply to his texts within an hour (a commenter gives TERRIBLE advice).- A guy who got rekt in the comments because he mentioned he makes six figures and thinks girls are basic.- A 20-year-old guy who gets no attention from women (they even make fun of how he looks).- A guy whose girlfriend told him she loves him, and now he feels the pressure.- A guy who got unmatched on a dating app immediately after what he thought was a great first date.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks all the new girls he meets are downgrades compared to his ex (the Reddit comments on this one are really dumb).- A guy who's convinced himself that he's not afraid of rejection, he just doesn't want to inconvenience girls.- An overly-anxious guy who thinks it's a bad thing that a girl is texting less after the first date (even though the next date is already scheduled).- A pessimistic guy that I was going to give advice to, but I gave up.- A regular customer of a cute girl, so he gave a napkin with his phone number on it to her but didn't receive any texts.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who has been on 5 dates with a girl who has now told him she's going on a date with another guy.- A guy who got kicked to the curb after hooking up with an older woman (he brought wine to her house).- A post removed by Reddit mods from a guy who got herpes from his girlfriend.- An overthinking guy who doesn't like that his girlfriend told him he can "do whatever he wants" physically.- A guy wondering if he should keep seeing a girl he's really into or cut it off (isn't it obvious?).Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy with no prospects and no sex in the past 7 years who quickly cut things off with a girl after one date.- A guy whose photo got posted on Facebook by a girl he was dating because she wanted dirt on him.- An ugly, boring guy with no personality wondering how he could ever attract a woman (me and him actually aren't so different). - A guy living in a huge city (Phoenix) but still can't find any women to date.- A guy who has so many women in his life that he rejected an 18-year-old who wanted to go on a date.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who was taking it "slow" with a girl (AKA they weren't even dating) and now she hooked up with someone.- A guy who knows that he needs to approach women, but freeze up when he tries.- A guy who desperately wants to forget about a girl that he loves (HE broke up with HER so wtf?) + a story about a girl who was banging me while her boyfriend wasn't in the country.- A worried guy wondering if his girlfriend who moved 4 hours away should be instantly replying to his texts (and my advice for when girls you hang out with go travel somewhere).- A guy who feels guilty just because he hangs out with more than one women throughout his week.- An ugly-duckling (self-proclaimed) who is suddenly getting TONS of female attention (what happened?).Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who broke up with his last two girlfriends because they wouldn't stop texting him.- A guy wanting to know what women find attractive and how he can change his personality/appearance.- A 33-year-old guy who thinks he's running out of time to find a girl to have kids with (he might be right).- A guy who needs help dealing with a girl who told him "I'll have to check my schedule."- A 39-year-old virgin who wants to know if he should tell girls about that fact before dating.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks he got ghosted after a 6 weeks of dating (but I'm not so sure).- A guy who is thinking about ending it with the girl he's been dating because she doesn't meet up frequently enough (he should take a lesson from her approach to dating).- A guy who received the ol' "let's just be friends" text message and wants to know the best response.- A guy who handed a note to a girl who was working that asked her to hang out sometime (what did he expect her to do?)-  A depressed guy that is considering quitting his meds because the girl he's dating was shocked when he told her.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who had a girl tell him she can't meet for 3 months (but don't worry, she's not gonna talk to any other guys before then).- A guy whose girlfriend is having long text conversations with the new guy at work.- A spineless guy that paid everyone's bill when the girl he's been dating brought her friends to their meetup (he needs to grow a pair).- A guy who wants to be eXcLuSiVe with the girl he's seeing and wants to know how to broach the topic.- An obsessive guy that has 87 posters of a Korean idol on his walls and wants to know if girls will think that's a red flag.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who keeps getting cheated on and thinks it's all his fault (he might have a point).- A guy whose girlfriend told him she used to sext with a guy who was in a relationship.- A guy who wants to know if it's a good idea to date a girl who is mentally ill and hates him.- An overreactive guy who left a girl he was literally in bed with because she started saying they should just be friends.- A guy searching for a nerdy girl and not finding any where he thought they'd be (unsurprisingly to me).Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy that's been practically paralyzed by getting rejected from girls he's approached (featuring the advice I was given when I first started approaching girls).- A guy who is wondering what to do about his girlfriend of 5 years that he caught cheating through text. Oh, also they've barely banged in the past 2 years.- A guy dating an identical twin and wondering how to handle the fact that they fight like crazy.- A nerdy guy who is looking for a nerdy girl (his intentions are good but his mindset is totally wrong).- A guy who is, for some reason, hiding the fact that he got laid off from his girlfriend.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who wants to dump a girl after two dates because she chose a restaurant out of his budget for the next date.- A guy who says he has no self-esteem and doesn't understand why women don't want to meet him.- A needy guy who is upset that the girl he's dating doesn't have big conversations via text (he's overthinking it).- A guy who got some numbers at a party but thinks his conversations were boring.- A guy whose mental health is getting rekt because he gets attached too easily.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who started dating the hot girl at the MMA gym and now all the guys there want to beat the hell out of him (he should just quit).- A guy who is thinking about hiring a professional dating service after sending messages on Instagram to girls out of nowhere was unsuccessful.- A short guy that is worried about the male competition that comes with trying to pursue women at Meetup events.- A guy who broke up with a girl after 5 dates because she wasn’t a good conversationalist (so what?).- A guy who did it raw with a girl he’s known for a week and is in panic mode.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who was close to getting it on with a girl on the first date but didn't even try on the second.- A guy who has been on several dates with a girl, all at the same coffee shop, and now he's worried about her lack of emoji when texting.- A guy that's dating two girls and doesn't know how to juggle them.- A guy who asked a girl out for a third date and she said she'd "think about it and let him know."- A guy who's wondering if Tinder is any good for finding a long-term relationship.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is ruining dates before they even happen because he's expecting too much from girls.- A guy who thinks he shouldn't go on a date with a girl if he doesn't think they'll be together forever.- A guy thinking that maybe he should give up dating his new girl because she doesn't speak English that great.- A frustrated guy that has been on the apps for years and hasn't been on a single date because he's unattractive.- A guy who keeps ending up sitting alone with two glasses of water when he makes a date reservation at a restaurant.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A serial single-mom-dater that doesn't like how they're using sex to lure him in.- A guy who loves orchestral music and is surprised when girls back off when he tells them.- A guy in a relationship with a girl who doesn't initiate things (which is ideal!).- A guy who thinks meeting up with a girl is something to joke about.- A guy who doesn't like the natural progression of texting (he doesn't realize how good he has it).Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who wants to know what he should text a girl until he sees her again.- A guy texting with a girl for HOURS every day, and she's still updating her dating apps.- A guy whose "friend" told him he wants to hook up with his girlfriend more than any other woman in the world.- A guy that found much more success when he made his dating profile have player vibes.- A guy who claims that girls who offer to split the bill are indicating that they never want to meet again.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is surprised most girls in their 30s are married (he needs to lower his accepted age range).- A guy that keeps getting ghosted after making out on dates.- A guy who doesn't understand why he kisses girls that he's on dates with.- A guy with a girlfriend who treats him like dirt, but apparently she's the sweetest person he knows.- A guy who had a perfect situation to open up a conversation with a girl but didn't.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A "good guy" who doesn't get laid, but at least people don't think he's a "f boy."- A possibly homosexual guy (not that there's anything wrong with that) who cut things off with an obsessive girl.- A guy who is confused about a girl's repeated cancelling and rescheduling.- A guy who lost weight and is surprised that women aren't swarming him.- A clueless guy who wrecked the vibe on his date because he takes advice from the internet.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who is being pursued by a girl that may or may not be ugly.- A guy whose long-distance girlfriend won't come visit him over the summer.- A guy that's more worried about if girls think he's cheap by asking for a receipt on dates rather than realizing $200 is way too much to pay for a date.- A guy whose wife is a stay-at-home-mom but he does 80% of the housework, AND she's pissed that he plays video games.- For the first time, a guy who I'm PRAISING on how he reacted when his girlfriend said she wanted a month-long break.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who spent 10 hours with a girl but wouldn't even kiss her because he thinks he'd be an asshole if he did. - Another guy in his 30s who is fed up with dating apps, but at least he's in therapy.- A guy whose girlfriend makes delicious food but he's afraid of being called a misogynist by asking for more.- A 23-year-old guy who wants to know if it's okay to date a senior citizen.- A guy freaking out because he liked his co-worker's Tinder profile.- A guy who gets an erection whenever he holds hands, but also doesn't wanna have sex.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:-A guy wondering if it's okay to dump a girl if she won't meet up with him.-A desperate, nearly-hopeless guy who wants to pay for a girl to cuddle him instead of finding one that actually likes him.-A guy who was paying for prostitution but was too dumb to realize it.-A 20-year-old dude who doesn't wanna get roped into marriage.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy with the phone number of a girl he met at a party but doesn't know if it's okay to text her.- A guy who wants to kick his useless girlfriend out of his mom's house.- A college student feeling underappreciated because he takes his girlfriend to restaurants he can't afford and pays the bill.- A feminine guy who can't get girls out on second dates.- A guy who got broken up with because he's "too nice" and has now wasted his money on a trip.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who feels it's important that girls reach to pay the bill on the first date.- A guy who can't believe girls still don't like him after he took dancing classes and speech lessons.- A guy who thought doing his girlfriend's chores would build a healthy relationship.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy wondering if it's a good idea to hand a girl a love letter like he's in grade 5.- A guy who wants to break up with an incredible girl because he's not into her "romantically."- A guy beating himself up because a girl at work told him she has a boyfriend.- A guy who doesn't want to be treated like a walking ATM despite acting like one with the girl he's dating.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks it's impossible to meet girls in real life.- A guy who wants to cancel a date because he told the girl he's excited about it.- A 26-year-old guy who gets naked women in his bed, doesn't have sex with them, and thinks he has to date single mothers soon.- An overly feminine guy who got told the woman he's dating is sleeping with two other guys.- A guy who recently moved to the US and can't get laid.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin

Here's who I'm giving REAL dating advice for men to in this episode:- A guy who thinks he needs therapy after getting rejected because he's a virgin.- A 24-year-old guy who doesn't like that younger girls are interested in him.- A guy who wants to give up on dating because he's getting no results.- A clueless guy wasting his time going on dates with sexless women in their 40s.- A guy who actually might be okay with his girlfriend staying the night at another guy's house.Subscribe for more Reddit dating stories, dating advice for men, and dating tips.Message me or support the show: https://linktr.ee/roycalvin