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Munster, IN - Never Mind the Gene Behind the Curtain

2

Way Back Porch Chat - We Almost Do an Episode but Godzilla Gets in the Way

3

Back Porch Chat - Buy Me A Nice Cigar and You Can Call Me Al

4

Corinth, MS - Porch Chat - Quiznos Sponge Monkeys & the Canadian Midwest

5

Corinth, MS - We Will Not Take A Hot Air Balloon & the Devil Makes a Marshmallow

6

Back Porch Chat - Everything You Didn't Care to Know About Child's Play

7

Chanute, KS - Porch Chat - Have You Guys Ever Eaten Bee Pollen?

8

Chanute, KS - Craig Gets a Tone at the Safari Petting Zoo

9

Orleans, MA - Porch Chat - Live Music, Fake Audiences, & The Ray Stevens Rabbit Hole

10

Orleans, MA - We Pull the Old Cape Codder & It Doesn't Sound Right

11

Bethel, AK - Porch Chat - From All You Can Eat Shrimp to the Bond Family

12

Bethel, AK - We Are in Alaska but Keep Talking About McDonalds in New Zealand

13

Porch Chat - Spinal Tap, Woody's Dad, and Donald the Janitor

14

Benson, AZ - Porch Chat - Winter Olympics Talk Somehow Segways into Murder Sentencing

15

Benson, AZ - We Examine the Crossroads Between Wisdom Teeth and the Gates of Heaven

16

Auburn, CA - Oh Say Can You Remember the Anthem?

17

Auburn, CA - We Colon the Process & Shoeless Joe Plays Basketball with the Devil

18

Westport, CT - Porch Chat - Keith Takes a Cycling Class and Other Exercise Oddities

19

Westport, CT - An Alien Joins Two Business Dude-Bros for Lunch in a Troll Town

20

Sparta, NJ - Porch Chat - Which Creature Feature Are You?

21

Sparta, NJ - More Fun Than a Barrel of Crackers

22

Derry, NH - Porch Chat - Nasal Strips & Neti Pots & Magnets

23

Derry, NH - mr. lower-case t Mouth Scats with a Dickensian Orphan

24

Porch Chat - "Meatballs" & "Porky's" - Only in the 80s

25

Porch Chat - Paranormal Time Travel & Other Wastes of Time in New Bern

26

Augusta, ME - Porch Chat - Keith Goes to Nap Camp

27

Augusta, ME - Whatever Happened to Baby Aggravating at the Michelin Star Taco Bell

28

Cassopolis, MI - Porch Chat - Fast and Formal, Make It in My Mouth

29

Cassopolis, MI - We Experience a Hostile Takeover at the Dining Room Table

30

Monmouth, IL - Porch Chat - Keith Has Jury Duty & Questions Royal Bloodlines

31

Monmouth, IL - Big Foot Plays Pocket Pool and Moo Deng Gets the Goo Spray

32

York, NE - Porch Chat - A Good Movie - Mission Impossible

33

York, NE - Your One Stop Shop for Popular Mechanics & Marriage Advice

34

Armonk, NY - Porch Chat - "Mean Girls" Is the Modern "Death of a Salesman"

35

Armonk, NY - Porch Chat - Children Are Just People Sequels

36

Armonk, NY - We Eat a Horse Drumstick and Meet a Flying Purple People Eater

37

Litchfield, MN - Porch Chat - The Most Unpredictable Conversation About Keebler Cookies & Peeps

38

Litchfield, MN - We Travel Across Time Zones & Pinhead Shows Up to Game Night

39

Georgetown, DE - Porch Chat - Disgusting Final Resting Places and Keith Says Bequeath

40

Georgetown, DE - Leatherface Goes to Therapy and Larry Makes Sex Ed Weird

41

Cumming, GA - Porch Chat - Neil Hates Dopamine and We Survive in a Liferaft

42

Cumming, GA - We Do the Grocery Shopping for the International Space Station

43

Payette, ID - Porch Chat - Only Smart Dogs Can Drive Smart Cars

44

Payette, ID - Everything Is a Boomerang When You Have a Friend

45

Circleville, OH - Porch Chat - Other Things that Happened in Circleville

46

Circleville, OH - Frankenhooker and Banksy Vandalize Local Statues with Dongs

47

Seymour, IN - Porch Chat - From Bank Deposits to Train Steering Wheels

48

Seymour, IN--John Cougar Mellencamp Gets (Yet Another) New Name

49

Sleepy Eye, MN - Porch Chat - Mr. Belvedere and Cultural Appropriation

50

Sleepy Eye, MN - Three Men and a Baby Have a Big Night in Brown County

51

Coldwater, MI - Porch Chat - Music You Should (and Shouldn't) Listen to While Running

52

Coldwater, MI - The First Item of Business on the Newly Christened Planet of the Apes

53

Scappoose, OR - Porch Chat - A Suitcase Full of Books and Glasses Full of Metal

54

Scappoose, OR - Porch Chat - More Things That Happened in Scappoose

55

Scappoose, OR - Shaved Bears Go on Vacation & Bury Treasures at the Beach

56

Shamokin, PA - The Halloween Horrors of Public Interaction

57

Shamokin, PA - Porch Chat - We Witness a Real-Life "Goonies" Chase and Owe an Apology to All Berthas

58

Middletown, DE - Porch Chat - From Clark Gable to Indian Food

59

Middletown, DE - We Bring Our Comfort Animals to Full Contact Wheel of Fortune

60

Picayune, NS - Porch Chat - Once in a Lifetime Treasure Box

61

Picayune, MS - Wet Delta Makes a Comeback and a Kid Gets Punched in the Face

62

Wyoming, RI - Porch Chat - The Chronicles of Doctor W. Gifford Jones & Diana Gifford Jones

63

Wyoming, RI - Porch Chat - Dancing with the Stars of Diminishing Returns

64

Wyoming, RI - We Pull the Thread on Library Privacy & Presidential Responsibility

65

Kailua-Kona, HI - Porch Chat - Chipotle Is not a Sponsor

66

Kailua-Kona, HI - Our Biggest Fan Lives in a Basement in North Dakota

67

Brattleboro, VT - Porch Chat - Nutella and Other Health Foods

68

Brattleboro, VT - Small Talk and Copyright Laws Put Us in a Real Swabdabber

69

Galax, VA - Porch Chat - The Density of Nougat and the Extravagance of Ice Cream

70

Galax, VA - Ted Kaczynski and Tipper Gore Send a Cow into Space

71

Roosevelt, UT - Porch Chat - Hand Feeding Bears and Other Bad Ideas

72

Roosevelt, UT - Porch Chat - George's Colonoscopy Bag of Surprises

73

Roosevelt, UT - Twitter Libraries Are Hard to Come By

74

Paris, TN - Porch Chat - We Gonna Goldilocks this Porch Chat about George's Pantry

75

Paris, TN - We Remember Jerry Clower's Teeth with Help from a Song

76

Aberdeen, SD - Porch Chat - Advertising Doppelgangers & Pull-Up Class

77

Aberdeen, SD - Fabio & the Cowardly Lion Call an Operator to Get a Hair Transplant

78

Willcox, AZ - Porch Chat - Coffee Realities, Sears Wishes, & Genie Logic

79

Willcox, AZ - One Man's Trash Is Another Man's Full Huggins

80

Center, ND - Porch Chat - We Love Center North Dakota and Hate Editor Keith

81

Center, ND - Porch Chat - Annie Get Your Emotional Support Pet and Go to the Fair

82

Center, ND - Skinemax Makes Us Scream Like Prairie Dogs at a John Waters Christmas Party

83

Middlefield, CT - Porch Chat - That's Not My Cat

84

Middlefield, CT - Jerry is a Human Mr. Potato Head & Peaches Has Been Taken by Bats

85

Sulphur, LA - Porch Chat - The Terrible and Confusing Lives of Lobsters

86

Sulphur, LA - Chicken Soup for the Self-Cannibalizing Soul

87

Searcy, AR - Porch Chat - From Candy Daddies to Metaphorical Septic Tanks

88

Searcy, AR - Only Neil Knows How to Judge Pies and Make Plants Live

89

Tifton, GA - Porch Chat - We Make Music with Our Mouths

90

Tifton, GA - We Raffle Off a Pretty Good Slice of Pie, a Ghostbusters Jacket, & a Toy You Can't Play With

91

Chadron, NE - Back Porch Chat - When a Conversation Goes from John Wilkes Booth to Castration

92

Chadron, NE - Being Cold at the Interpretive Zoo Makes Us Cut Down to Brass Tacks

93

Ada, OK - Porch Chat - 15 Minute Documentaries and Other Things We Watch

94

Ada, OK - We Do Stupid Shamefully Because We Have Free Will. Also Godzilla Shows Up.

95

Geneseo, IL - Porch Chat - From Elvis to Stanley Cups

96

Geneseo, IL - Dr. Jess Renames a Town and We Get Vouchers for a Dental Airbnb

97

Back Porch Chat - From Airport Etiquette to Disappearing Rabbits

98

Xenia, OH - Porch Chat - Ziplock Bags, Squatty Potties, and Encyclopedias

99

Xenia, OH - We Watch a Video About How to Feed Kimchi to Skin Rabbits

100

Porch Chat - The Chronicles of Zaxby's Grilled Cheese Sandwich

101

Back Porch Chat - From Urinal Music to Square Heads

102

Gaffney, SC - Porch Chat - Safari Hats Are Hard & Cowboy Hats Are Not

103

Gaffney, SC - Andie McDowell Knows that George Is a Lawyer

104

Collingswood, NJ - Porch Chat - Climbing On Stuff and Jumping Off Stuff

105

Collingswood, NJ - We Vote on a Garbage State for the USA

106

New Year's Eve Special - Porch Chat - The Story About Why George Isn't Using Ice

107

New Year's Eve Special - Back Porch Chat - Biscuits N' Porn N' Litigation

108

Crisfield, MD - Porch Chat - George Keeps His Brain Alive with Snacks

109

Crisfield, MD - We Bring Crab Testicles and Poop to a Job Interview

110

Laramie, WY - Porch Chat - Quack, Quack, Boom!

111

Laramie, WY - Herbert Vows to Use Saloon Doors for the First Time

112

Crescent City, CA - Porch Chat - The Young Barber Paradox

113

Crescent City, CA - Rural Human Services Turns Helga into a Pretty Woman

114

London, KY - Porch Chat - Bathroom Videos and Bada$z Names

115

London, KY - Welcome Back to the Church Potluck, Gabe Kaplan

116

Jasper, IN - Porch Chat - Fiddle Faddle vs. Cracker Jacks vs. Richard Dreyfuss

117

Jasper, IN - Bigfoot and Gabe Look Up "Dictionary" in the Dictionary

118

Porch Chat - Tedious Sports Watching

119

Back Porch Chat - From Taco Tuesday to Muppet Dogs

120

Chillicothe, MO - Porch Chat - AM Cold Medicine vs. PM Cold Medicine

121

Chillicothe, MO - Alien Dream Pads Are Best Things Since Unsliced Bread

122

Waterville, ME - Porch Chat - The Boys Were Not Invited to Brunch

123

Waterville, ME - Life Is a Seaworld and Advertising Is Doomed

124

Eufaula, AL - Porch Chat - We Name Weather Events

125

Eufaula, AL - Breaking News in the Prison Courtyard

126

Las Animas, CO - Porch Chat - George Made Boiled Peanuts

127

Las Animas, CO - Flashman Tells Us What to Say

128

Vermillion, NE - Porch Chat - Small Town Chews & Waffle House Side Orders

129

Vermillion, NE Part 2 - The Dark Truth About Our Vermillion Episode

130

Vermillion, NE - Porch Chat - The Moral Obligation of "The Price Is Right"

131

Vermillion, NE - Nothing Is as It Seems in Vermillion

132

Sidney, MT - Porch Chat - Herman's Water

133

Sidney, MT - We Get Our Agate Rocks Off (Don't Worry We Have a Form for That)

134

Longboat Key, FL - Porch Chat - Yoko Ono, Performance Art, and the Throat of Michael Douglas

135

Longboat Key, FL - We Build an Island Out of Trash for Our Banana Ball Game

136

Hamburg, IA - Porch Chat - Guess Those Beans!

137

Hamburg, IA - Our Pet Chicken Eats Dirty, Dirty Solo Food

138

Yanceyville, NC - Porch Chat - Craig Was in a Kiddie Band for One Day

139

Yanceyville, NC - Superman Sells a House with Human Skin Furniture

140

Caliente, NV - Porch Chat - Big Gravy Is Coming to Town

141

Caliente, NV - Why Is Jimmy Carter Crying?

142

Tazewell, TN - Porch Chat - Hubby Jenkins Signed My Wagon Wheel

143

Tazewell, TN - We Explore the Cumberland Gap (not the Saloon Girl)

144

Pascagoula, MS - Porch Chat - ChatGPT Presents Small Town News

145

Pascagoula, MS - We Cater a Wedding with Fried Pig Parts and Fish Bait

146

Baxter Springs - Porch Chat - George Wants a Warn Wet Hug

147

Baxter Springs, KS - Joey Chestnut Does the Polka and Has an Intentional Haircut

148

Kilgore, TX - Porch Chat - We Get Trashy

149

Kilgore, TX - We Get a Slice of Cherry Pie in the Crawlspace

150

Tallulah, LA - Porch Chat - Find A Penny

151

Tallulah, LA - Part 2 - We Stage "Our American Cousin" with a Happier Ending

152

Tallulah, LA - Porch Chat - Fast Food Seafood

153

Tallulah, LA - See What You Can Get a Chicken to Do for a Nickel

154

Smyrna, DE - Porch Chat - Acceptable Levels of Sickness and Sleep Anger

155

Smyrna, DE - There's A Scrooge McDuck Situation in the Basement

156

Arkadelphia, AR - Porch Chat - Smurf Glasses and the Hazards of Nostalgia

157

Arkadelphia, AR - Craig Plays a Saxophone at the End of the Rainbow

158

Independence Day, USA - Porch Chat - Homemade Car Bumper Stickers

159

Independence Day, USA - Back Porch Chat - Grab a Banjo and Join Us on the Porch

160

Pell City, AL - Porch Chat - George Gets Inappropriate with the Ice Machine and Almost Dies

161

Pell City, AL - Jackie O. Jumps into the Sheets with Dr. Glasses

162

Wailuku, HI - Porch Chat - Naming Kids After Famous People

163

Wailuku, HI - We Keep Whale Placenta in Our Cooler at the Nickelback Concert

164

Harlan, KY - Porch Chat - Clueless Keyless Car Keys Conversation

165

Harlan, KY - Our Most Bleeped Episode (so far)

166

Fairmont, WV - Porch Chat - Dogs (and Us) Ride in Motorcycles

167

Fairmont, WV - Guiseppe Needs a Feasibility Study for the Local Freakshow

168

Hinsdale, IL - Porch Chat - BBQ Sandwiches and Being On Stage in Your Underwear

169

Hinsdale, IL- Italian Bigfoot Plans the Perfect Date at the North Pole

170

Rice Lake, WI - Porch Chat - Dumpap! Pinhead! Foreign Words!

171

Rice Lake, WI - We Develop Iron Jaw from Eating Turkey Ceviche

172

Porch Chat - The Great American Novel at the End of the World

173

East Greenwich, RI - Porch Chat - Gimmicky Sitcoms and Sentient Cars

174

East Greenwich, RI - Jeff Is Terminally Stupid and We Are On It

175

Porch Chat - Toast Soup & Utensil Delivery Etiquette

176

Back Porch Chat - Have You Ever Tried Slapping Him

177

Virginia City, NV - Porch Chat - Transformers and Published Weather

178

Virginia City, NV - Jeff Fahey Wants to Be Taller Than Robert Kahn

179

Tabernacle, NJ - Porch Chat - Jimmy Durante Has a Distinct Singing Voice

180

Tabernacle, NJ - We Create a Void by Not Celebrating Presidents' Day

181

Spring Break - Porch Chat - A Serious Discussion About Chocolate Laxatives

182

Spring Break - Back Porch Chat - Unsanctioned Arm Wrestling and Other Manly Activities

183

Shelley, ID - Porch Chat - I Look Like Jeff Goldblum Downstairs

184

Shelley, ID - Don't Put Your Lamprey in That

185

Granite Falls, MN - Porch Chat - We Talk About the Shaggy DA and Herbie the Lovebug for Too Long

186

Granite Falls, MN - Poppin' Fresh Has a License to Pillsbury

187

Cordova, AK - Porch Chat - Craig Breaks Up a Cat Fight

188

Cordova, AK - Enjoy a Hand and Cheese Sandwich at the Fish Poetry Jam

189

Massena, NY - Porch Chat - Shopping at Belk has Gotten Weird

190

Massena, NY - Leave it to Beaver to Forget to Wear Pants

191

Orange, CT - Porch Chat - Ridiculous Things to Smuggle Through Airports

192

Orange, CT - This Episode Begins and Ends with a Milk Flask

193

Belle Fourche, SD - Porch Chat - To Live and Die on Amazon

194

Belle Fourche, SD - Applesauce Is the Devil's Pudding

195

Price, UT - Porch Chat - From Shriner Parades to Cryogenics

196

Price, UT - Money for Nothing and Artisanal Terrorism

197

Yardley, PA - Porch Chat - Playing Chicken with a Chicken and Deviled Eggs

198

Yardley, PA - Daddy Warbucks Gives the Gift of a Meat Bucket

199

Antlers, OK - Having an E-Piss-Hany in a Sensory Deprivation Chamber

200

Antlers, OK - Wonky Holes, Invisible Girlfriends, & Opportunistic Cannibalism

201

Londonderry, NH - Porch Chat - Fred Schneider and Sad Commercials

202

Londonderry, NH - Massive Prisoner Layoffs at the State Penitentiary

203

Owosso, MI - Porch Chat - Our Favorite Photos & Other Distractions

204

Owosso, MI - Shocking Sleepwalking Bear Discovery at the Downtown Cafe

205

Small Town Cruise 2 - Porch Chat - Who Asked for This Duet!

206

Small Town Cruise 2 - We Bring a Turkey Bag to Blackbeard's Castle

207

Small Town Cruise 1 - Porch Chat - Keith Got a Prank Text

208

Small Town Cruise 1 - Getting There (& Back) Is Half the Fun

209

Marblehead, MA - Porch Chat - Clothing Tags - A National Tragedy

210

Marblehead, MA - To Serve and Protect (Sandwiches and Straw Houses)

211

Merry Christmas! - Back Porch Chat - From Puppet Shows to Turkey Carving

212

Merry Christmas! - Back Porch Chat - 'Tis the Season for Gingerbread Houses, Gender Reveals, and Bad Songs

213

Cynthiana, KY - Porch Chat - The Really Secret Service

214

Cynthiana, KY - Lil Lord Bramblebutt Is Going to be Meat Tomorrow

215

Wahoo, NE - Porch Chat - Charlie Horses & Headbutts

216

Wahoo, NE - We Audition to Perform Heart Surgery

217

Cave Creek, AZ - Porch Chat - The Order of the Golden Fleece

218

Cave Creek, AZ - Ugg and His Pizza Buddies Get Leaky Gut

219

Porch Chat - Weekly Phone Screen Time

220

Back Porch Chat - Lost Forms of Advertising

221

Northfield, VT - Porch Chat - We Join the Cannonball Run

222

Northfield, VT - The Marching Band Is Selling the Devil's Socks

223

Poulsbo, WA - Porch Chat - Crazy Halloween College Days

224

Poulsbo, WA - Old Man Cabbage Needs to Bake Bread at the People's Food Court

225

Del Mar, CA - Porch Chat - The Least Interesting Apocalypse

226

Del Mar, CA - Ugly Fish Learn Better with Pain

227

Porch Chat - Vegan Burgers and Bad Service

228

Back Porch Chat - The Avocado Pie Chronicles

229

Chatsworth, GA - Porch Chat - All Things Ukelele

230

Chatsworth, GA - Dr. X Falls Off the Train While Kickingboxing a Horse

231

Valier, MT - Porch Chat - George Had a Yard Sale and Tried to Sell a Demonic Sweater

232

Valier, MT - Happy as a Single Feeder Hog with an Apple in It's Mouth

233

Porch Chat - The Platypus Wants to Kill You

234

Back Porch Chat - From Syrup Fingers to Mullet Buckets

235

Front Royal - Porch Chat - The Physics of Cupcake Throwing

236

Front Royal, VA - The Most Charitable Whorehouse in Virginia

237

Portage, WI - Porch Chat - The Thin Line Between Furries and Mascots

238

Portage, WI - The Thadmeister Goes to Real Japan in a Liveable Truck

239

New Town, ND - Porch Chat - Pickle Improvs Gone Wild!

240

New Town, ND - All the Davids Don't Know Where Pickles Come From

241

The Doctor Is In! - Porch Chat - What Is Your Dog Eating! with Dr. Jess!

242

The Doctor Is In! - Dr. Jess Has a Terrible Internet Search History

243

Madawaska, ME - Porch Chat - A Puddle of George

244

Madawaska, ME - Moon Santa Learns How to Use a Telephone

245

Lake Wylie, SC - Porch Chat - I Dream of Jeannie's Audio Levels

246

Lake Wylie, SC - Queen Elizabeth Is Ready to Slaughter Some Pigs

247

Ipswich, MA - Porch Chat - Keep This in Keith

248

Ipswich, MA - Enjoy a Wet Basement Sandwich at the Fallen Tower of Pisa

249

Decorah, IA - Porch Chat - George Gets Taken for a Ride by a Sketchy Driver's Ed Class

250

Decorah, IA - We Plot Our Solo Spin-off Podcasts

251

Seaside, OR - Porch Chat - Trailer Driving is a Specific Skill

252

Seaside, OR - We Complete the Opposite of a Bucket List

253

Deming, NM - Porch Chat - Naked, Afraid, and Watching Game Shows

254

Deming, NM - We Didn't Start the Dumpster Fire

255

Clewiston, FL - Porch Chat - Specialty Hallmark Cards and "Kinston Dinero"

256

Clewiston, FL - Big Dentistry Gets Serious About Baby Valley Lobsters

257

Rolla, MO - Porch Chat - Amateur Wrestling and Slaw Slam

258

Rolla, MO - Quiet Riot Has Helpful Tips for Senior Citizens

259

Tell City, IN - Porch Chat - Waffle House Expectations & Shark Attack Realities

260

Tell City, IN - Little Petey Shakes Things Up at the Playground

261

Wartburg, TN - Porch Chat - Commemorative Plates and Fine China

262

Wartburg, TN - We Barely Measure Up to the Joey Standard

263

Craig, CO - Porch Chat - Craig Will Always Be With Us

264

Craig, CO - We Show Craig Some Deep Love

265

Quitman, TX - Porch Chat - Dumb-Dumbs Talk About Dum-Dums

266

Quitman, TX - Johnson Tells Us How It Went Down

267

Van Buren, AR - Porch Chat - The Old People Store

268

Van Buren, AR - The Chronicles of Steampunk Narnia

269

Pratt, KS - Porch Chat - Fish Sticks and Stick Fish

270

Pratt, KS - Coach Wallace Makes a Bad Example in The Wide Dark Yonder

271

Lovelock, NV - Porch Chat - When People Sell Weird Things Out of the Back of Trucks

272

Lovelock, NV - Werner Herzog Barters for a Didgeridoo

273

De Ridder, LA - Porch Chat - Unclassy Guys Talk About Classical Literature and Classical Language

274

De Ridder, LA - We Stage a Prom Accident at Space Mountain

275

Lewes, DE - Porch Chat - Keep it Under Your Hat

276

Lewes, DE - Uncle Ted Get's Downsized From the Family

277

Mound, MN - Porch Chat - Old Man Foot Talk

278

Mound, MN - Local Government Cracks Down on Cleopatra 2525

279

Highlands, NC - Porch Chat - We Feast on Buffets

280

Highlands, NC - Despite All My Rage, I Am Still Just a Nicholas Cage

281

California, MO - Porch Chat - Old Men with Cell Phones

282

California, MO - Lawyering From a Hot Dog Cart Gives Us the Bubble Guts

283

Bluffton, SC - Porch Chat - Historical Chairs and Questionable Bartering

284

Bluffton, SC - We Literally Go to Crazytown

285

Wasilla, AK - Porch Chat - We Love Baked Goods and Visiting Movie Locations

286

Wasilla, AK - Fast Times at the Corn Mush Palace with Legitimate Pilot Curly Ray

287

Hamilton, MT - Porch Chat - What's in the Box!

288

Hamilton, MT - Ryan Mecum Checks the Earth's Plumbing

289

Frenchtown, NJ - Porch Chat - How Does Night Court Work?

290

Frenchtown, NJ - We Talk About Corn Cob Toilet Paper for Far Too Long

291

St. Johnbury, VT - Porch Chat - What Dog Dreams May Come

292

St. Johnsbury, VT - Thaddeus Showalter Needs Some Soothing Syrup

293

Spearfish, SD - Porch Chat - Grandma's Candy Drawer

294

Spearfish, SD - Madman Teddy Roosevelt Goes to a Smashmouth Concert

295

Pauls Valley, OK - Porch Chat - Public Pub Pajama Pants

296

Pauls Valley, OK - Salacious Supergirl Enrolls in Forensics 101

297

Churubusco, IN - Porch Chat - Confessions of a Reformed Bag Boy

298

Churubusco, IN - Sexy Detectives Find New Uses for Coffins

299

Winona, MS - Porch Chat - Wednesday's Child Is Full of... Woah!

300

Winona, MS - We Inappropriately Use the Friends Clap

301

Willimantic, CT - Porch Chat - Chinese Restaurant Commercials

302

Willimantic, CT - Fluffy Mayonnaise Cakes Lead to Christmas Misery

303

Alexander City, AL - Porch Chat - National Lampoon's Mexican Vacation with George

304

Alexander City, AL - Sherlock Holmes Finds Your Glasses

305

Anywhere, USA - Porch Chat - The Adventures of Jocat and Tadpole

306

Anywhere, USA - Things Get a Little too Hot at the Pie Baking Contest

307

Big Bear Lake - Porch Chat - Frog Tears & Podcasting

308

Big Bear Lake, CA - We Order Off-Menu at Taco Bell

309

Hopkinton, RI - Porch Chat - We Life Hack College Life

310

Hopkinton, RI - Death Takes a Holiday in Rhode Island

311

Bonners Ferry, ID - Porch Chat - Kiss Off, Prince and Tom Jones

312

Bonners Ferry, ID - The Falcon, The Snowman, & Condorman Share a Beaver High Five

313

Porch Chat - Let's Get to the Rutabaga of the Problem

314

Happy New Year! How the Neil Stole Christmas

315

Porch Chat - How to Neuter Your Dog at Home

316

Stakeout at the Steakhouse with Dr. Jess

317

Hillsville, VA - Porch Chat - Robo-Mortgage, The Future of Home Mortgage

318

Hillsville, VA - Part 2 - We Grab the Bull by Its Rocky Mountain Oysters

319

Hillsville, VA - Porch Chat - Let's Get Physicals

320

Hillsville, VA - Our Judgment Needs Judgment

321

Upper Marlboro, MD - Porch Chat - Child Actors and Celebrity Guest Hunters

322

Upper Marlboro, MD - Sir Nigel Is Feeling Randy

323

Happy Thanksgiving - Porch Chat - The Crocheted Man-Sock Story

324

Happy Thanksgiving - The Smallest of Small Town News

325

Rock Springs, WY - Porch Chat - Chester is a Terrible Name

326

Rock Springs, WY - Gary Busey Is Wandering at the Bottom of a Ravine

327

Galesburg, IL - Porch Chat - Sizzle Reel Inc.

328

Galesburg, IL - The Potato Face Blind Man Knows What Fake Plants Feel Like

329

Everywhere, USA - Porch Chat - Welcome to the Matrix, Craig

330

Everywhere, USA - This Episode Is Derivative of All the Others

331

Amityville, NY - Porch Chat - We Jam Over Jellies

332

Amityville, NY - We Celebrate the Amity of Craig & Dr. Jess

333

Independence, KS - Porch Chat - Let's Make Toilet Wine

334

Independence, KS - We Press the Extinction Button on Dracula Monkeys

335

Bandon, Or - Porch Chat - I Take Pride in My Grits

336

Bandon, OR - Part 2 - We Should Call it "Small Town Pudding"

337

Bandon, OR - Porch Chat - George Made Peanuts

338

Bandon, OR - Everything You Want to Know About Pudding (But Were Afraid to Ask)

339

Vernal, UT - Porch Chat - When Does a Museum Become a Zoo?

340

Vernal, UT - Humpty Dumpty and Other Potentially Regrettable Male Innuendos

341

Lihu'e, HI - Porch Chat - How Do Fish Get Inside a Gravel Pit

342

Lihu'e, HI - Happy Diamond Jubilee to George's Mom and Smokey Joe

343

Batavia, OH - Porch Chat - The Exchange Rate of Gold and Classic Cars

344

Batavia, OH - Put Your Hands Together for Mark "Dice" Twain

345

Baraboo, WI - Porch Chat - We're Gonna Buy a Super Bowl Ad

346

Baraboo, WI - Dewey Turns The Restaurant Menu Inside Out

347

West Lebanon, NH - Porch Chat - Strip Club Radio Ads

348

West Lebanon, NH - I Need an Identical Twin Like I Need a Hole in My Head

349

Sweetwater, TN - Porch Chat - What's Wrong with George's Kleenex!

350

Sweetwater, TN - Michael Thomason Has Some Complaints

351

Walkabout Weekend - Porch Chat - Zillow Gone Wild

352

Walkabout Weekend - Big Bird Potentially Goes to Space

353

Beatrice, NE - Porch Chat - Brand Names Are Not Products

354

Beatrice, NE - Clinically Small Ice Cream Sandwiches

355

Carlsbad, NM - Porch Chat - Nabs and Nekots and Doughnuts, Oh My!

356

Carlsbad, NM - We Only Remember One Thing from Old Yeller

357

Ellensburg, WA - Porch Chat - The Regrettable Consequences of Swamp Butt

358

Ellensburg, WA 2 - Electric Boogaloo - Geologists Get Their Rocks Off

359

Ellensburg, WA - Porch Chat - Ron Turner Got a New Jacket

360

Ellensburg, WA - Bigfoot Has Big Hands and Nothing to Lose

361

Berks and Montgomery Counties, PA - Porch Chat - Let's Get Nuts!

362

Berks and Montgomery Counties, PA - We Chose to Play Frisbee in Our Grandparents Basement

363

Steamboat Springs, CO - Porch Chat - Late Night Lawyers Commercials

364

Steamboat Springs, CO - The James Brown Soul Center of the Universe Bridge

365

Everywhere, USA - Porch Chat - We Propose an End to Public Proposals

366

Everywhere, USA - Aged Like Fine Poop Wine

367

Dahlonega, GA - Porch Chat - Bow Ties and Long Boys

368

Dahlonega, GA - Monkey-Fighting Stephenson Visits a Haunted Bed & Breakfast

369

Clarinda, IA - Porch Chat - It's Not a Pyramid Scheme If You Use Circles

370

Clarinda, IA - Johnny, Barb, Marilyn, and Frank Walked into a USO Show

371

Kennebunk, ME - Porch Chat - The Name Game

372

Kennebunk, ME - Gooch Beach Is a Real Place in Kennebunk

373

Wickenburg, AZ - Porch Chat - The Prom Week House

374

Wickenburg, AZ - We Rate Brothels on a Roman Numeral Scale

375

Wahpeton, ND - Porch Chat - Moonshine by the Gallon

376

Wahpeton, ND - Let Them Eat S#!t Cake

377

Pilot Mountain, NC - Porch Chat - Oww! My Grow-Ein!

378

Pilot Mountain, NC - The Whistling Andy Griffith Trash Can Statue

379

Saint Albans, VT - Porch Chat - George Is Feeling Thirsty

380

Saint Albans, VT - Beans Give Me Bad Mouth Feels and Jittery Eyes

381

Schuyler, NE - Porch Chat - The Perils of Ziplining in a Paddington Bear Coat

382

Schuyler, NE - Gerald Ford Is Anxiously Waiting in the White House Kitchen

383

Thibodaux, LA - Porch Chat - Doctor or Carnival Worker?

384

Thibodaux, LA - I Guarantee to Overcompensate for Small Favors

385

Magnolia, AR - Porch Chat- Michael McDonald Improves All Songs

386

Magnolia, AR - Craig Suspiciously Knows a Lot About Mules

387

Battle Mountain, NV - Porch Chat - The Sword in the Stone in Your Front Lawn

388

Battle Mountain, NV - Cowboy Campfire Open Mic Night

389

Worland, WY - Porch Chat - Outkast Is Hard to Translate into Sign Language

390

Worland, WY - Richard Dreyfuss Takes a Beating in This One

391

Rifle, CO - Porch Chat - Sophomoric Humor

392

Rifle, CO - President James A Garfield Hates Mondays

393

Castle Dale, UT - Porch Chat - Neil Has a Garage Fridge

394

Castle Dale, UT - Quiet! There's a Fire in the County Library

395

Kaunakakai, HI - Porch Chat - The Mature Subtext of Lady and the Tramp

396

Kaunakakai, HI - The County Fair Inspector Gets by on Credit and Cigarettes

397

Hockessin, DE - Porch Chat - Choose Your Own Adventure in Time Travel

398

Hockessin, DE - We Give Up Snuff and Bragging Rights for Lent

399

Boonville, MS - Porch Chat - Rallies, Homecomings, and Ice Bugs

400

Booneville, MS - This Crime Scene Lacks Artistic Integrity

401

Niles, MI - Porch Chat - You Are the Jar Jar Binks of Harry Potter

402

Niles, MI - Van Gogh Flock Yourself

403

Russellville, KY - Porch Chat - George and Craig Shared the Smallest Hotel Room Ever

404

Russellville, KY - The Moon is Beautiful But the Sun Is More Beautiful

405

Greensburg, IN - Porch Chat - Neil, Craig and George Join Cobra Kai

406

Greensburg, IN - World Record Breaking Graffiti Art Is Difficult While Sitting on a Balance Ball

407

North Tonawanda, NY - Porch Chat - Free Hotel Coffee

408

North Tonawanda, NY - Wash Down that Asbestos Sandwich with an Ice Cold Pepsi

409

Homer, AK - Porch Chat - Behind the Scenes with Dr. Jess and the Newsboys

410

Homer, AK - I Am Fish and I Will Leave the Light on for You

411

Gloucester, MA - Porch Chat - Greek and Italian Food Can Be Confusing

412

Gloucester , MA - Morty Reynolds is a One Man Hungry Hippo Machine

413

Logan, WV - Porch Chat - McDonalds Anger and the Line of Censorship

414

Logan,WV - The Hatfield and the McCoys Have Movie Night

415

Orland, CA - Porch Chat - The College Textbook Swindle

416

Orland, CA - Sleeping Like a Canary in a Coal Mine

417

Florida Man - Porch Chat - Things That Shouldn't Be on the Radio

418

The Newsboys vs. Florida Man

419

Christmas, USA - Porch Chat - Unsubscribing is Too Much Work

420

Christmas, USA - All I Want for Christmas is the Still Beating Hearts of my Enemies

421

Cloquet, MN - Porch Chat - Don't Touch Craig's Eyes

422

Cloquet, MN - Russian Pen Pals Squash Optimism About Death Row

423

Lewiston, ID - Curly's Grandson Has a YouTube Channel

424

Lewiston, Idaho – I Like My Santa’s Fat and Cute

425

Ottawa, KS - Porch Chat - Biscuit Donuts Are Very Filling

426

Ottawa, KS - The First Woman in Space Knows What I’m Talking About

427

Aiken, SC - Porch Chat - Not Nice Things About Myrtle Beach and Golfing

428

Aiken, SC – A Day in the Life of an Undercover Exterminator

429

Bel Air, MD - Porch Chat - How Do You Roach-Proof Coffee?

430

Bel Air, MD - M Night Shyamalan Consents to the Cha-Cha Slide

431

Walkabout, USA - Porch Chat - Havering to You

432

Walkabout, USA - The One Where They Stay In New Bern

433

LaGrande, OR - Porch Chat - Really Nasty Stuff Will Stick to You

434

LaGrande, OR - The Oregon Trail is Paved with Death

435

Jamestown, ND - Porch Chat - #hubbylitterboxchallenge

436

Jamestown, ND - Bad News Sounds Better in a Singing Telegram

437

Pleasantville, NJ - Porch Chat - The Trouble with Goldfinger

438

Pleasantville, NJ - Chet & Toby Get Lit at Applebees

439

Waurika, OK - Porch Chat - Old School Music Sharing

440

Waurika, OK - We Talk About the Birds & the Bees & the Hipcats & the Kittens

441

Columbia Falls - Porch Chat - George Has a Useless Panic Room

442

Columbia Falls, MT - Poop and Pee, You Gotta Keep'em Separated

443

Lenoir, NC - Porch Chat - Neil Really Likes Old Time Gospel Music

444

Lenoir, NC - Standard Extraterrestrial Racoons

445

Centerville, IA - Porch Chat - Facebook Birthdays

446

Centerville, IA - There's No Such Thing as a Free Day at the Museum

447

Royse City, TX - Porch Chat - Keith Brings Beaver Nuggets!

448

Royse City, TX - A Friendly Touch of Texas and Other Innuendos

449

Waterville, ME - Porch Chat - Coming Back from Vacation

450

Waterville, ME - Hostile Takeover at Hobos Inc.

451

Cheraw, SC - Porch Chat - Dealing with Weird Food

452

Cheraw, SC - The Surgeon General Needs to Mellow Out

453

Gallipolis, OH - Porch Chat - Chamber Pots vs. Bed Pans

454

Gallipolis, OH - Jeff Foxworthy Seeks Repercussions at the Redneck Games

455

Moses Lake, WA - Porch Chat - The Linguistic Stylings of Randy Newman & Joey Ramone

456

Moses Lake, WA - The Adventures of Daytona Smith and The Beans of Heinz

457

Culpeper, VA - Porch Chat - Hangry Gremlins and Family Style Buffetts

458

Culpeper, VA - The Great Bangladesh Father's Day Gift Factory SNAFU

459

Cordele, GA - Porch Chat - Singer-Songwriter Leonard Nimoy

460

Cordele, GA - My Old Lady vs. The Old Ball & Chain

461

Mitchell, SD - Porch Chat - George Needs More Naps

462

Mitchell, SD - The Life-Giving Essence of Jarvis Sauce

463

Sparta, IL - Porch Chat - Boats, RVs, and Tiny Homes

464

Sparta, IL - Progressive LARPers Unite!

465

Anniston, AL - Porch Chat - Beatboxing Roger Miller

466

Anniston, AL - William Shakespeare's "The Tragedy of Robocop"

467

Claremont, NH - Porch Chat - Amish People Don't Wear Shorts

468

Claremont, NH - Old Sparky Gets a Makeover

469

Warrensburg, MO - Porch Chat - The Pig Faces of Nahunta

470

Warrensburg, MO - Night Janitor Craig Makes a Discovery

471

Live Oak, FL - Porch Chat - What's in a Name

472

Live Oak, FL - The Legend of Rock Cop

473

Clovis, NM - Porch Chat - American Actors Have to be Pretty

474

Clovis, NM - We Wish You a Murray Frankmas

475

Lafayette, TN - Porch Chat - Elvis Seems Like A Nice Guy Who Wrote None of His Songs

476

Lafayette, TN - Alexander's FUNeral Home

477

New London, CT - Porch Chat - Moby Dick Starring Clint Howard

478

New London, CT - The Haunting of Burger King

479

St. Joseph, MI - Porch Chat - Detroit Has a Sister City

480

St. Joseph, MI - Warden Stepdad and the Illegal Weiners

481

London, KY - Porch Chat - Porch Milk Problems

482

London, KY - Christopher Walken's Wok Walk-in

483

Newburyport, MA - Porch Chat - Walmart Return Policy

484

Newburyport, MA - Disney Trash Water

485

Stone Ridge, NY - Porch Chat - Keith Doesn't Understand Electronic Pens

486

Stone Ridge, NY - The Joe Pesci Political Party

487

Superior, WI - Porch Chat - Pickle Guilt

488

Superior, WI - Mall Walkers on Patrol

489

Marsyville, CA - Porch Chat - Speaking of Segways...

490

Marysville, CA - Death Valley Gets a Mascot

491

Beckley, WV Porch Chat -- George Has a Murder Banjo

492

Yuma, AZ Porch Chat - Not Your Porch

493

Beckley, WV - Men of a Certain Age

494

Yuma, AZ - Timmy Johnson Needs a Nap