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Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora. Bad News with Happy Music!
One Gotta Go Wednesday - Sitcom edition. A new "Karen of the Day". Should there be limits to personal wealth?
Grant Bilse. Are you cleaning your house wrong? Pickles rule this Summer!
Battling online shopping addiction. 33% of Gen-X is still financially dependent on their parents.
Doc's Racing Report. Are you a "difficult" woman? Fire tornadoes!
Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora. 5% of Americans have never done THIS!
One Gotta Go Wednesday - Potato edition! Karen of the Day. 80's Jingles quiz.
The weirdest thing you've ever found. Grant Bilse joins us. The "screw method" is a hoax.
Do you suffer from "email apnea"? Is A.I. Ozzy a cash grab? Why people don't update their software.
Who'd you rather? Doc's Racing Report. A visit from "Dirty" Dan Deicher. National Donut Day deals.
Hypothetical Thursday. National Cheese Day. Office Cora!
One Gotta Go Wednesday - Candies! Racing Report extra. Five "must-haves" while traveling. Strange things left in Ubers in 2025.
New Release Tuesday. Grant Bilse. Excuses to leave work early. Which genre of music would you choose?
Things to look forward to in June. The most misspelled words in America. Wild turkeys are attacking!
Signs you've "made it". Doc's Racing Report. Mosquitos are attracted to DEET?
Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora. Burger deals for National Burger Day. "feet juice".
One Gotta Go Wednesday - Breakfast edition. The newest workout trend. Getting paid to DIY.
Lazy jobs that pay well. Grant Bilse. Dog shoots woman.
RIP, Kyle Busch. Memorial Day stuff. Prep your home for Summer. Doc's Racing Report.
No Office Cora....Hypothetical Thursday...Karen of the Day...Fantasy football LOSER!
One Gotta Go Wednesday. Do you have the "perfect" body? Brian's update on his firepit.
America's favorite pizza chain. Grant Bilse! If you could freeze time...would you do something illegal?
Who'd you rather? Male cleavage. 21% NEVER do this...
Brian's 50th Birthday. Doc's Racing Report. The Packer schedule highlights!
Hypothetical Thursday. Brian recaps the early years of his life. Office Cora!
One Gotta Go Wednesday - Iconic horror movies edition. Car Ranch. Brian vs. A.I.
Apocalypse Early Warning System. Grant Bilse. A stranger in the basement!
FAFO in Maui. Cosmetic surgery on your ears. Can anxiety help you live longer?
Mother's Day stuff. Doc's Racing Report. Rabid beavers. Insane neighbors!
Another "Karen of the Day". Office Cora talks about her Nashville trip. Toddlers getting tats.
Karen of the Day. One Gotta Go Wednesday. The first rule of Fight Club is...
Grant Bilse. Cinco de Mayo deals. Greatest guitar solos!
Giant roadside attractions. Brian's Derby pick didn't have a great day. Sharing isn't a necessity.
Brian's getting a mani/pedi. Things to look forward to in May. What happened to Greg Biffle?
Hypothetical questions. No Office Cora! Fart salads. Wiping poop all over the neighborhood.
One Gotta Go Wednesday - condiment edition!
How "Wisco" is Grant Bilse? Brian's first time trying Chicago-style deep dish pizza.
Beaver dams. Brian's wild weekend. Roadkill in a restaurant freezer.
Are you a Canadian now? Doc's racing report. More Vrabel pics! Brian hates weddings.
Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora. Teachers talking about their students.
One Gotta Go Wednesday - Buddy cop movie edition. How "Wisco" is Grant Bilse?
What is "nonnamaxxing"? Grant Bilse joins us. A bullfighter gets gored in the anus!
4/20 stats, info, food deals, and stoner movies. A voice-activated, in-car toilet?
Have the pickle collabs gone too far? Turning pee into fertilizer. Doc's Racing Report!
Hypothetical Thursday. What people are doing with their tax returns. Office Cora!
One Gotta Go Wednesday! Best action movie starts. The Bears moving to Kenosha?
The Rock & Roll HOF class of 2026. Digital Detox. Cowboy Sway gets TRUCKED! Grant Bilse.
How much your pet will cost you. Things the USA does better than other countries. Rough weekend for WI sports.
A pill to extend your dog's life. Jean's obsessed with horse semen.
Gator on the roof. Scientology Runs. Office Cora. Sneezing bot flies!
A new species of human beings. Blaming your mom for NOT taking a bigger bite. Mike Vrabel in some hot water.
Another side effect of GLP-1s. An interesting "Indecent Proposal". A creepy school board member in TN.
Easter recap. Boomer opinions we agree with. Liquid lunches.
Easter stuff. Brian rants about apologies. A stabbing in a chicken coop.
Hypothetical Thursday! Our favorite Easter candies. Office Cora!
April Fool's! Famous pranks. Our 28th Birthday! Things to look forward to in April.
Karen of the Day. Ranch-Bassadors. Survival tips. Grant Bilse!
An online age calculator. How optimistic are you? Free furniture in New England!
Doc in studio. Brian FINALLY gets his seafood paella. A pickle puffer jacket!
The Scandinavian Sleep Method. New foods at MLB parks this season. Least & most expensive ballparks.
Sword yoga. Foot fetish cops. Grant Bilse. PicklePalooza in Madison!
Worst person to sit next to on a 3-hour flight. March Madness stuff. New food items at Brewer games!
Afroman! The 9-9-9 Challenge! Robots gone wild! Passing out at the sight of blood.
Capital letters. Zig-zagging meteors. Hypothetical questions!
Patrick Stone of Hairball interview. Brian's post on FB goes horribly wrong. How often the average American has sex & for how long!
St. Paddy's Day. Grant Bilse. Our interview with Brandon from "Building a Refuge". Throwing tarantulas!
The latest on the snow. Movies that are 10/10 with no bad parts. A pizza crust lover's dream come true!
Aggressive goose. Friday the 13th. 1/3rd of people think the world will end during their lifetime.
Hypothetical Thursday! Office Cora! Free lap dances!
Sick of tipping? Three new TikTok "trends". Brian's cat won't stop pooping.
Karen of the Day. National Ranch Day. Grant Bilse!
If you had ten seconds to converse with your dog, what would you say?
Doc's Racing Report. A "Chief Tasting Officer". What should we do with Britney?
Hypothetical Thursday. No Office Cora. A really sad story.
Grant Bilse. Both of us back in studio. How much does the average woman spend on "wellness"?
Things to look forward to in March. Magic City Monday for the Atlanta Hawks.
Office Cora. Hypothetical Thursday. How much does the average "adult content creator" make in a year?
How often do you replace your underwear? A strip club moves in next door to a dance studio for kids.
Grant Bilse! Jean returns! 2026 is the "Year of the Crack".
US Hockey beats Canada!
Stupid snow! Doc's Racing Report. Olympic updates. Kung-fu robots.
If you could have ONE fictional vehicle from a movie or TV show, which one would you choose?
Jean hates the Three Stooges.
Grant Bilse. Things you should stop doing - according to service industry workers.
Olympics stuff. President's Day stuff. How often do you clean your water bottle?
Friday the 14th. V-Day stats & info. Doc's racing report. A pickleball melee!
Office Cora. Valentine's Day stuff. Olympic stuff. "Hold On" or "What's Up"
A heartbroken Olympian. Kid Rock & Bad Bunny at the same music festival? Pooping in boxes.
Red Tuesday. Grant Bilse. Are llamas deadly?
Super Bowl recap!
LOTS of Super Bowl stuff. Frozen iguana pizza?
Super Bowl prop bets. Grant Bilse. Office Cora. Dixon Cider!
Etiquette tips. When did you realize you weren't young anymore?
Luxury items. Worst Super Bowl halftime shows. A WWI shell in a very uncomfortable place.
Groundhog Day! What is "Cigarette Mom Rock"?
The hairdo lady. Things to look forward to in February. Doc's Racing Report!
Hypothetical Thursday. Brian's zip-up hoodie. Soda jingles.
Chili. Super Bowl stuff. How much ketchup is too much ketchup?
Hiding rubber ducks. A museum of failures. Grant Bilse!
Riverfront Revolt recap. Winter weather edition of "Did you know?"
Scientifically accurate movies according to NASA. Brian admits his love for the Spice Girls.
House burping. Freeze to death or burn to death? Brian's obsessed with 28-3.
Kids cursing. An interesting side effect of all these weight-loss drugs.
Is cottage cheese actually "cheese"? Grant Bilse. Putting cayenne in your socks.
The chores we had as kids. Did you know...?
Hotels on the moon. Don't fish too close to me.
Diarrhea vs. Constipation. "Nearly perfect" comedy films. Super Bowl snacks.
Best jobs in America. Brian did his fifty jumps. Tasty items on the Kwik Trip hot spot.
Grant Bilse. Jumping for health. What do you wish your phone could do? Sweet potato up the ass.
Elias Soriano interview. Viral video of a hockey fight. Leech in your bladder.
Quitter's Day! Doc on the show. Injecting acid into your wiener.
Office Cora returns! Hypothetical Thursday. A mermaid in Louisiana?
Weird gadgets at the CES in Vegas. Hilariously incorrect predictions from the 1950s.
Grant Bilse. A swift kick in the nuts. Our final week of Pigskin picks.
Movies we're excited to see in 2026. All the stuff people put in their butts in 2025.
Things to look forward to in January. Celebs & rockers we lost in 2025.
Top resolutions for 2026. Grant's fancy dinner menu. Brian wins the Pigskin Picks challenge!
Year-end lists. Possible NFL records. A really messy hotel room.
Christmas EVE!!! Doc in studio. Do you reuse wrapping paper? Don't drink your own blood.
Grant Bilse! What sound instantly makes you angry? 90% of people experience "work meeting hangovers"
Something you tried once & immediately knew it wasn't for you. Christmas songs that sync up with your Zodiac sign.
The worst gifts. Travel tips from the TSA. RIP, Greg Biffle.
The benefits of caroling. Hypothetical Thursday. Office Cora!
Best cities to celebrate Christmas. Brian's favorite Christmas songs. Week 16 Pigskin Picks.
Jean finally picks more correct games than Brian. Grant Bilse said "undies".
Our favorite holiday foods. Puffy nips. Facts about "Home Alone"
Getting into the holiday spirit. Christmas movie or not?
Shorts in the winter. Break-up day. Hypothetical Thursday. The return of Office Cora!
Brian's war on almonds. Week 15 Pigskin Picks. Christmas movie tropes.
Grant Bilse. Worst Christmas songs. How many trees do you have in your house?
Top ranked Christmas movies. Butter-dipped ice cream. A new name for the NFL?
Commemorating Jean's 30 years with our company.
"Gray Rocking". Hypothetical Questions. National Cookie Day deals!
Average allowances. Classic Xmas movies returning to theaters. Week 14 Pigskin picks!
The ideal temp for your home this winter. Jean's pillow talk. Grant Bilse!
Things to look forward to in December!
What time does your Thanksgiving meal begin?
40% of people want to ban green bean casserole from Thanksgiving.
Jean returns & recaps her European vacation!
Thanksgiving dinner's impact on your health. Doc returns! National Stuffing Day!
Best & worst days to travel for Thanksgiving. Office Cora. Cost per person for Thanksgiving dinner.
Most hated NFL teams. Squeezable gravy. Pet raccoons?
Grant Bilse ranks his top five Thanksgiving foods.
A.I. toys for Xmas. Americans will spend $1,000 on Thanksgiving.
More Thanksgiving stuff. National Pickle Day!
If you could eliminate one song from existence, what would it be?
Thanksgiving-themed movies. Hobbies that attract pretentious people.
Billy Gardell. Grant Bilse. Veterans' Day deals!
Dark showering. Digging up gold in your backyard.
BeanTok. Matt Kalil. Jean's trip to Europe.
Hypothetical questions. Being rude at weddings. Apple pie-flavored mac-n-cheese!
Have you heard of "Moon Water"?
Some Thanksgiving stuff. Week 9 Pigskin Picks. Grant Bilse!
Halloween recap. Which piece of Chex Mix would you eliminate? National Sandwich Day deals.
Brian's accident. Tons of Halloween stuff. A drunk German eats sausages!
Office Cora. An uncomfortable place for a Thermos. Are Halloween displays too scary?
Things to look forward to in November. Pop-Culture costumes for 2025. Horror movies you should watch based on your Zodiac symbol.
Costumes at work. The most hated Halloween candy. Sex & burglary.
Paranormal experiences. Horror movies based on true stories. What our real-life fears are.
Slasher movies. Trunk-or-Treating. Brian's Ed Gein voice.
If you could own ONE piece of horror movie memorabilia, what would it be?
Top zombie movies. The Men Diagram. Our week 8 Pigskin picks.
Pigskin Picks. Doc's Racing Report. Brian's parking ticket.
National Taco Day! (without hot sauce)
Which mythical creature would you like undeniable proof of?
Horror movies. A new "Karen of the Day". Wacky celebrity "wellness hacks".
What would your niche be if you had an OnlyFans?
Things to look forward to in the month of October.
Doc in studio. Karen of the Day. Monopoly is BACK!
National Coffee Day deals. Brian recaps his "incident" from this past weekend.
National One-Hit Wonder Day!
2,000 year old dating tips. Our Week 4 Pigskin Picks.
The best things about Fall. 5% of people do THIS with their phone.
Brian lost his blue bucket with his stakes and now he's losing his mind.
Top Google "Is it weird to like..." searches
Telepathy or Telekinesis? Dream concert line-up?
Cone of Shame. Pasta hacks. Seafood paella.
Modern stressors that didn't exist back in the day.
Dog weddings. ChatGPT dependency. Christmas decorations in stores already!
Zombie apocalypse or alien invasion?
Recapping our Week 1 picks & talking to Grant Bilse about pocket treats.
Might be time to switch to a bidet.
Some Powerball advice, new food at Lambeau, renting a "scary looking person", and a breakdancing clinic at a town hall meeting.
If you won the Powerball, what would your craziest purchase be?
Football picks. Morning routines. 80's cartoons. And the dumbest person in the world.
Things to look forward to in September!
Happy Labor Day weekend!
Don't shove giant cukes up your anus.
National Dog Day!!! And bands that could reunite with their most famous line-ups
Brian recaps the Bob Uecker Celebration of Life
Have you heard about "Ozempic Vagina"?
If you could commit any crime & get away with it...what crime would you commit?
21% of men get anxious about getting a haircut
National Potato Day. Tots > all other forms of 'taters.
Getting charged for extra horsepower?
Jean's school supply list from 2012.
Break your arm. Blame your wiener.
Our interview with Shaun McCoy of Blood Ocean/Bobaflex
The world is absolutely filled with dumbasses.
How to properly dispose of a sex doll.
A look at the worst songs ever and Jean's visit to UW.
Tarantula dicks & Mayo weddings.
Parrots who snitch & genital ultrasounds in an apartment.
Unhygienic things and the lamest excuse to miss work.
Speed limits. Best drummers. Juggling.
A robot that helps "pick up" around the house and a four-year grudge about a sandwich.
Jean's B-day, things to look forward to in August, and human hibernation?
Brian says "chocks of chunklets" instead of "chunks of chocolates" and it turned into a thing.
The "trendiest" drink of the summer...and a hemorrhoid epidemic!
If there was a "clothing optional" bar, would you go?
Jean is back & tells us about her vacation to Key West.
RIP, Hulk Hogan...BROTHER.
What does it actually take to join the "Mile High Club"?
RIP, Ozzy Osbourne.
The perfect gift for a kid...and current tech that will be ridiculous in 50 years.
Brian recaps Rock Fest!
Who knew that Walmart sold so many sex toys?
Do NOT get botox injections in a woman's shed.
How long would it take before you realized you left your wife at the gas station?
If you were President, what would be the first thing you'd change at the White House?
A dream about Brian running away to Canada to avoid a Duran Duran concert.
Bees, bears, lions, chihuahuas...oh my!
Live eels in your abdominal cavity...Naps could be dangerous...signs you're a bad boss.
Happy 4th of July Eve! 'Murica, bitches!
Fireworks names, cities that pay you to move there, and would you visit a real-life Jurassic Park?
Would you "date" a $90,000 AI girlfriend who speaks four languages & serves coffee?
Nose robots, Happy Gilmore meals at Subway, strapped old ladies!
If you came with a warning label...what would it say?
Feng Shui your night stand. Earn more money than Elon. Strippers at graduation.
Could your nightmares kill you?
Brian is back from Summer Jam & recaps the weekend.
Bad breath or bad body odor?
Taking a break from sex...Enough with all the sensitivity training.
In-Office sex?
Ketchup on eggs...Karens...and rubber bullets to the groin!
Peeing on SPAM and Vienna Sausages.
Best TV Dads...and does your boss understand what you actually do at work?
Grant Bilse thinks Swiss cheese is too stinky.
Brian found out about "Gays eating Garlic Bread in the Park" this weekend.
Brian thinks he is having a side-effect from his Skyrizi injection and Jean doesn't care.
Brian talks about his Skyrizi injection.
Top 50 Power Ballads of all time?
Brian and Grant have the same opinion about "Inside the NBA" on TNT.
Some tried & true excuses to check out early on "National Leave Work Early Day"
Could a really nasty fart cause a sinus infection?
Brian & Jean share their wildly different pre-marital course experiences.
Chicken sandwiches. Near-death experiences. Naked women.
Memorial Day stuff...Doc with an ALL-TIMER...and Jean's potato salad.
Enhanced Olympics. Pasta sauces. Muppets. Visitors in the studio!
Memorial Day stuff. Coupons on first dates. Catfights on Nantucket.
National Streaming Day. How many streaming service SFXs can Jean identify?
This or that on National BBQ Day.
Happy 49th Birthday, Brian!
Don't get Amway'd!
Cleaning your Crocs in the dishwasher & cleaning your dryer vent!
Science determines your ideal "body count"
If you find a bag of gold coins while hiking...are you keeping them or turning them in to the authorities?
The 100 men or the gorilla?
The Delco Deucer & a meth-smoking raccoon.
Brian forgot that Jimmy Buffet died.
Brian recaps his trip to Nashville to see Metallica!
Things to look forward to in the month of May!
Sperm races. Tidy fridges. Pooping on the seat on an airplane.
Paper receipts are bad for your health.
If you could cure cancer by pushing a button...but one random person had to die...would you push the button?
World Book Day. Shocking TV character deaths. Drunk postal workers. And angry Boomers.
Have you been abducted by aliens?
Who burns their used sex toys in the backyard?
Easter stats & info. 4/20 surveys. And tossing dudes into the end zone.
If you could jump into a TV show & that would be your "real life", what would you choose?
Poopin' in the beer cave. How to wake up perfectly. And is Bill Belichick ok?
Tax day is here...we've got stats, info, deals, and more!
Jean is back from Nashville to recap her trip!
Doc in the studio all morning...and mayo or butter on your grilled cheese?
Background music at work makes us miserable.
Hot Dog Towers, unusual items left in an Uber, and folding a fitted sheet.
How many bros are too many bros?
A surprise visit from Scott Robert Shaw & hot vs. cold showers.
The best way to relieve stress....taking home leftovers...and fake doctors.
Dead or alive...create your 4 person "super group" of musicians - Singer/Guitarist/Bassist/Drummer
Top 10 jobs for introverts...and Brian freaks out about fruit salad.
Grant Bilse needs to work on his handshake.
Ice cream that tastes like breast milk, and signs you might need a vacation.
Office Cora went into a bathroom stall with a complete stranger on a ghost tour in Nashville.
What long-gone product/food/business from your past would you bring back?
Jean gets legit mad about cleaning her ducts.
Eat like a baby if you want to lose weight.
If all animals could suddenly speak, would you still eat meat?
Spring has sprung and the cleaning projects are waiting to get finished!
Backyard games, laundry hacks, and Vandelay Industries!
Selling toes on the internet & wild Zillow listings in Milwaukee!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Getting ready for St. Paddy's Day!
What's the largest animal you could physically beat up?
How to be a "manly man" in 2025...and apparently, we're eating mermaids now.
Common dreams & a new way to cook eggs.
The worst "Top 10 Baseball Movies" list of ALL TIME.
Giant babies, sexy detectives, and dishwasher talk.
Would you rather know how you're going to die or know how I'm going to die?
Is your job making you ugly?
If your baby won't sleep, feed it butter.
Jean and 2nd Floor Sarah rave about Costco!
Things to look forward to in the month of March!
Would you rather sleep in the wet spot every night for the rest of your life...or wear wet socks every day for the rest of your life?
Jean fell down and went boom.
Grant Bilse drinks grasshoppers on his birthday.
Everything is melting!!!!!
We learned a lot about Bena Fest!
If you could only use one condiment for the rest of your life, which would it be?
What does your ideal work week look like?
What is a word that you CANNOT spell correctly?
Would you like to try some coffee paste?
The top fetish search from the state of Wisconsin is..................socks?
Hypothetical Thursday - If you could be ANY animal for a day, which animal would you choose?
You've heard of sick days...what about sex days?
Are you planning on celebrating Valentine's Day? And if so, how?
The post-Super Bowl show with a SEVERE lack of energy.
Our super-duper Super Bowl 59 preview show! Foods, drinks, bets, commercials, performers & more.
Happy 18th Anniversary to The Morning Sickness/Rock Mornings with Brian & Jean!
National Fart Day - fun facts about farts!
Top five must-have food items at a Super Bowl party.
Brian thought his wife was dead.
Things to look forward to in the month of February!
Our first "Hypothetical Thursday", and Jean apparently puts butter on her bologna & cheese sandwiches.
Brian's fear of sharks is keeping him from swimming in a river or lake.
Valuable band t-shirts & Grant Bilse missing the Brewers' opening day...again.
A recap of the Riverfront Revolt!
Interesting & unusual facts about the human body.
Dentistry is barbaric.
Brian's light treatment for his psoriasis is giving him a sunburn!
Things you shouldn't leave in your car in the freezing temps.
Don't ever try to teach Brian how to play Euchre.
RIP, Ueck.
Office Cora talks about her big mouth & big lips.
Leigh from Pop Evil on the show. The Eagles douche has been fired & banned!
What are you sick & tired of?
Would you remove six ribs & make them into a crown?
Jean looks like an extra on the set of "Dune".
If you're afraid of making a phone call, there's a college class that could help.
Brian is a weak man when it comes to sloppy drunk Hooters waitresses.
Nearly HALF of all Americans carry an extra pair of underwear with them at all times in case of emergency.
You win a significant amount of money from a scratcher at Christmas(a gift). What's the etiquette?
What do you know about Fog-Vid24?
The first show of 2025!
Happy New Year's Eve, yo!
Brian recaps his meet-n-greet with Peter Billingsley.
Getting ready to meet Ralphie!
The day after Christmas spectacular!
Go figure, Jean's Christmas wish-list is kinda bizarre.
Christmas horror movies!
The average person feels like they need a vacation every 110 days to stay sane.
Holy crap, it's cold! How about the WORST Christmas songs?
No Jean? No problem! What NOT to do at an office Xmas party.
Jean was talking about "aggressive blowing"
Brian got a new puppy!
Jean reheats her boiled-eggs in the microwave.
We found out a LOT about Office Cora this morning.
Jean doesn't like anything fun.
Which Christmas song aligns with your Zodiac sign?
Things to look forward to in the month of December.
All the Thanksgiving stuff today!
It's Thanksgiving eve eve.
Welcome back, Jean!
Everybody & their grandmother wants this mac-n-cheese recipe.
At a restaurant, what's an automatic "I'm not eating here, we need to leave."?
Everybody wants that crockpot mac-n-cheese recipe!
Grant Bilse has long arms and is really fast in case he gets challenged to a fight.
Brian recaps the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson "event" on Friday night.
Doc is in studio & wants to "slip one in without saying anything"
Brian tries to sell his chainsaw on Facebook marketplace and instantly regrets it.
How many push-ups can you do without stopping?
What's popular right now that you have zero interest in?
Thank you, Veterans.
RIP to Brian's dog, Maggie.
Jean's flying to Germany and we've got some tips!
It's Election Day, y'all. So get out & vote!
Jean's got passport issues & it's REALLY stressing her out.
Welcome to November!
Happy Halloween, witches!
20% of people in a recent poll think that children "of all ages" should be allowed to vote.
Brian almost stole and onion dip because it was so good.
Top horror films of the last 24 years.
Brian RAVES about Toby's Supper Club in Madison!
9 out of 10 bosses think their employees are "thriving".......
Brian is now hate-watching his terrible Patriots.
And now Brian needs a crane for his shed.
Day one, post-Shaw.
The final one with Shaw.
Check your meat.
I'm not paying $400 for an A.I. "pet" to kill me.
Our penultimate round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws"
Watch out for the Crack-Coon!
Brian is in need of a new "texting buddy"
Jean reorganizes her refridgerator EVERY morning before coming to work.
I need a Poop-Copter in my life.
What the hell is Shaw going to do in retirement?
What the hell is "Sleepmaxxxing"?
Happy Oktoberfest!!!!!
Shaw went to Chicago and basically did nothing while there.
When you work out so much that your biceps EXPLODE.
Who the hell eats a burrito like that?
Bruh. People be collecting sh!t.
Your runny nose might be brain fluid leaking out of your skull.
Happy National Cheeseburger Day!
A bunch of morons on TikTok are eating dirt.
The most & least unhealthy fast foods.
Lost in the middle of the ocean or stuck in space?
We learned about penile ossification this morning. And now you can, too.
You didn't win the Mega-Millions, and neither did we.
Your fitness tracker isn't all that accurate.
What day of the week would you take off if you had a four-day work week?
Gimme some of that Mega-Millions money!
Nearly half of all Americans are hoarders. Nasty, disgusting hoarders.
I'm never letting a doctor stick a needle in my penis.
Shaw is retiring.
Get fancy and drink some GatorWine this Labor Day weekend!
You ever have sex in a car?
Are you Team Venmo Mom?
What the F is going on with Park Rangers?
Happy "National Dog Day"!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brian is trying to get on "Bar Rescue"
Brian is sick of pecans & almonds.
How do you misplace a skull?
If you could have 5,000 of anything that starts with the letter "Y", what would it be?
Don't F**K with an 8 year-old who's got a bat!
Hellmann's Mayo > whatever Miracle Whip is.
Two people. One steak. Eleven ounces.
How do you butter your corn?
Poop on the beach. Poop on your face.
Free colonoscopies for life? Sign me up!
Who steals a bunch of wine & doesn't drink it?
Either I get a third hash brown, or I'm getting my gun.
Dirty water in France. Dirty water in the marsh!
Brother. Sister. Granny. Gun. Broom. Bug Spray. Under-seasoned chicken.
Happy Birthday, JEAN!
Does Brian secretly like Zac Brown?
You CANNOT put veggies & fruits in the dishwasher.
Holy Olympics, Batman!
Boneless wings can have bones, apparently.
No Jean. No Shaw. Just Brian. Ugh.
There's some wild SH!T in the ocean.
How in the hell did your nipple fall off?
Brian's back. Jean is gone. Travel woes continue!
Simpson's Skip Day!
A margarita butt-chug on Pina Colada Day!
There's NO WAY Elton John peed in a bottle in a sneaker store.
Shaw may have his house paid off, but he doesn't have central AC.
Mom & Dad fight about hot dog boards.
4th of July hot dog stuff.
They dredge the lake to get the guns for the raffle.
Brian needs a new cleaning lady.
Ugh. Election season continues with the first debate tonight.
An Australian swimmer f'd around & found out.
Nothing like having sex with a seat on the train.
A HAWK-TUAH UPDATE!
Stuff that happened in 2019 that feels like an eternity ago.
What looks easy for others, but is difficult for you?
Cheese is great for a long, healthy life...and so is that mariachi band!
Jean hates baby ducks.
Brian is back from vacation & another show announcement!
Brian's going on vacation and decided to swear on the radio before he left.
Ryan Crouser is AMERICA, bitches!
Naked on a plane. Naked on a Bumblebee.
Are you "rodent-handsome"?
Ankle weights on kids & Memorial Day weekend stuff!
Would you take a penny from a urinal?
Can you identify every single pair of underwear you own?
Talk like Yoda Day is here!
Everyone has nipples. Except Paige Spiranac.
Scottie Scheffler got arrested!
Brian lived to see 48!
A sidler, and a premature sticker at the grocery store.
Fence around a boat. Boat on a fence.
RIP, Kyle Prentice
Do you like unnecessary bike lanes in downtown La Crosse?
LOTS of ex-gfs, WNBA stuff, & Scouting America.
Who'd you rather be alone in the woods with? A man or a bear?
The Brady roast, a weekend full of shows, and a Bigfoot costume!
Jean is trying to gamble on the Kentucky Derby!
Passwords, a face-eater, and Brian "races" a mini-van
The one with all the bees!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looking ahead to May, & Brian's big plan for his lawn.
Shaw is back! And so is the Tan Mom!
Do you wash your new clothes before wearing them?
That's a stinky banana.
Burn EVERYTHING with the Thermonator!!!!!
Are you washing your shredded cheese?
A creepy-ass basement door appears out of nowhere.
Happy 4/20 Eve!
All I know is I want to eat a pizza cake.
A banana-peel BLT sammich?
JuJu's penis & a Ticketmaster lawsuit!
Jesse James Dupree of Jackyl helps announce the Big River Rally!
Marrying your cousin & fart walks!
Happy "National Pet Day"!!!
Brian needs a new lotion.
What gadget do you want in your robot hand?
The eclipse & CJ Snare.
Toilet rats & horny turkeys!
Things you didn't know about women until moving in with one?
A soccer player REALLY liked his own goal.
Who'd win in a fight? A 70 year-old or a 13 year-old?
That's a BIG ASS saw blade!
Easter Candy & bootlegger caves!
Are you a Wiener Connesieur?
Rosie Perez & a front-loader death match!
The Quad God, a bridge disaster, and the top comedy films.
There's a fire-starting witch in Iowa!
Who'd you rather? Luxury goods, taxes, utilities, transport, insurance, or entertainment???
Stop giving my kid so much homework!
Spring has sprung & things that are 50 in 2024.
Beer that tastes like pizza? Oh....wash your fruits & veggies!
Leprechaun movies & St. Paddy's Day stuff!
National Pi Day & drinking pickle juice!
Pythons eating children...MASS HYSTERIA!
Monday. And DEEZ NUTS!
Oh no! It's time change weekend!
More Shaw taglines, Jason Kelce dominates the news, & an Iditarod update!
The Oscar selfie curse? Shaw needs a tagline.
What the hell is "hurkle-durkle"?
Lickin' feet & swallowing octopus!
Interesting facts about MN on National Minnesota Day
Things to look forward to in March...and a new way to peel a tangerine?
Do you have an "old person" name?
Stupid sandwich board permits!
How do you make an uppercase "E"?
The Ryan Rodeo & a rocket launcher!
Ever put your wiener in a sheet hole?
What the hell is a "house manager"?
No Shaw? No Problem. Landlines are back!
Would you keep $30k? Batteries in the urethra.
Maggots on a plane & interesting WI facts
V-Day stuff & the "Ally Property, Bitch" video
Galentine's Day & the lubed-up library guy
National Poop Day & the richest man in the world!
The one with all the Super Bowl Stuff
The one with a split penis
The one with a Rock Fest lineup
The one with Bush
The one with some big news
The one with the New Year
The one without a narrator
The one with noodle bowls
The one with Mom's poop
The one with all the animals
The one with oysters on a first date
The one where Doc swears
The one with Oktoberfest
The one with a prison zoo
The one with a bike winner
The one with "Hot Bedding"
The One with Pickle-Gate
The one with time blindness
The one with a short week
The one with Brian's light fixture
The one with a submarine
The one with Shaw's moped
The one with cannibal pineapples
The one with June
The one with Billy Joel Cyrus
The one with a milk lock
The one with a toe sucker
The one with May
The one with 4/20
The one with gift cards
The one with Easter
The one with Brian's sinus issues
The one with Dad jokes
The one with March Madness & St. Paddy's Day
The one with Goosens
The one with March 2023
The one with all the snow
The one with Valentine's Day
The one with all the Super Bowl stuff
The one with February
The one with the KC Potato Girl
The one with a plane witch
The one with 411
The one with 2023!
The one with carolers.
The one with Shaw's cards
The one with December
The one with Taylor Swift
The one with Powerball
The one with all the Halloween stuff
The one with October
The one with a world record
The one with Shaw's Birthday
The one with September
The one with twins
The one with calamity Jean
The one with a happy marriage
The one with August
The one with neighborhood etiquette
The one with a heat wave
The one with gators in Wisconsin.
The one with crime-fighting trees
The one with Father's Day
The one with kids in bars
The one with White Claws & Four Loko
The one with a motel in Indiana
The one with the Vanilla Ice dollar
The one with glue
The one with Mother's Day
The one with kids being jerks
The one with Poundtown
The one with Shaw's secrets
The one with #FloridaWomen
The one with April 1st
The one with Brian's dream
The one with March Madness
The one with "shower personality"
The one with March
The one with lake trout fishing gone wrong
The one with Valentine's Day
The one without abs
The one with a lack of screwdriver confidence
The one with the sperm van
The one with Wordle
The one with the pants swap
The first one of 2022!
The one with all the Christmas stuff
The one with a mortar up the ass
The one with December
The one with side dishes
The one with tongue twisters
The one with this weekend vs. next weekend
The one with all the Halloween stuff
The one with Wikifeet
The one with all the Fest stuff
The one with our favorite dips
The one with a bike winner
The one with Black Sheep
The one with nose blowing
The one with a Tigger flag
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with nuts
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with the cover songs
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with all the teeth stuff
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with July
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with the Gin Blossoms
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with kink shaming
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with hair in your food
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with a Summer Party Tip
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with surviving in the wild
The best of the Morning Sickness - The one with your garden
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one before Big Bikes
Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with Mother's Day
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with your cat's butthole
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with 4/20
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with Usher bucks
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with Mike Kearns. RIP.
Best of the Morning Sickness - The One with Dad Bods
The one with St. Paddy's Day
The Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with the Dairy Bowl
Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with mutant superpowers
Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with the most hated bands
Best of the Morning Sickness - The one with Brian is bad in bed
The one with all the Valentine's Day stuff
The one with all the Super Bowl stuff
The one with Brian for Mayor
The one with gross behaviors
The one with the new year!
The one with more holiday stuff
The one with no parking tickets
The one with December
Monday Morning Throwback - Bike with no light
The one with a vaccine
The one with the Election
The one with all the Halloween stuff
The one with a pet monkey
The one with "iconic" Halloween stuff
The one with October!
The one with Shaw's haircut
The one with all the pizza
The one with Kaitlyn!
The one with the Friends clap
The one where Shaw got his Doritos
The one with getting paid to have sex.
The one with Shaw's Doritos
The One With No Pennies
The one with Shaw going raw
The one with the PB&J
The one with getting older
The one with all the movie stuff
The one with screen time
The one with 97.5
The one with the Florida "She-Shed" woman
The one with LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!
The one with May the Fourth
The one with the priest story
The one with Earth Day
The one where Shaw "guffawed" at Brian
The one with "Good News with BAD Music"
The one with burritos!
The one with the "safer at home" edict
The one with St. Paddy's Day
The one with all the coronavirus
They one where Shaw mispronounced "pheromones"
The one with Fat Tuesday & Ash Wednesday
The one with President's Day
The one with the 80s movie theme songs
The one with dog treats
The one with the Super Bowl stuff
The one with the new "viral challenges"
The one with the greatest pool cover of all time
The one with the Magic Eraser
The one with a bunch of Christmas stuff
The one with Shaw's love of pretzels
The one with Drew filling in for Shaw
The one with the Exploding Eye!!!!
The one where Brian admits he has a problem
The one with Shaw saying "Better than anal"
The one with the Jamie Dahl interview
The one with the pleasure wand
The one with the vomit vs. poop
The one with the Amish stereo
The one with cyborg improvements
The one with the chicken sammiches
The one with the text message discussion
The one with the EnergyStar report
Anh retires!
"Suck it from a distance"
Jean's birthday! Arnold's birthday! Brian's duck!
Rock Fest recap/Amish romance novels/The Joneses
Brian's move & futon/Fact or Bullcrap/Summer Party Tip
4th of July/Wrong toe amputated
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Meth Squirrel/Pool Float guy/RoboCop
Father's Day stuff/Summer Party Tip/West Virginia Tourism Slogans
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Elton John stuff/Mr. Skin interview/The 'Ask Amy' letter
Sexercises for men/Dirty things/Helping to reduce stress
Mother's Day/Brian's Birthday
Mother's Day Stuff/Spice Up Your Sex Life
Game of Thrones recap/Rollercoaster mishap/Cinco de Mayo tips
Earth Day/Shaw's Salt/Avengers
Tax Day/420/Easter
Eggs/National Beer Day/Fact or Bullcrap/How Nasty Are you?
April Fool's/Breakfast Lasagna/Idiots with a bulletproof vest
MLB stuff/Bar rules/All male cuddling group
March Madness/Spring has Sprung/SHOW WEEK!
Daylight Savings Time/St. Paddy's Day/Skradie's Bagpipes!
John Candy/Red Green/Oreos!
Oscars Recap/Charlie Berens Interview/Dog Park Dianne
President's Day stuff/A Uniquely Named Nail Salon/Metal Album Openers
Post-Grammy's/Valentine's Day/Abe Lincoln
Creepy Closet guy/Sex with a car/The Canadian Assman
Super Bowl Stuff/Marty McCoy/Cockroach Love
Dating Terms & Catchphrases for Drew/Spicy Food = More Sex
Wine In A Pringles Can/Semen In The Arm/Signs You Joined A Bad Gym/How About Some of This, Then
Year End Lists/Bird Box Review/Shaw's Bacon Thing
The Christmas Shoes Song/Xmas Villains/Skradie - The Dark Part
Grinch Tweets/Jimmy Dean Recall/Stoner Parents/Shaw & Janet Jackson
New Vegan Phrases/Brian's Deadbolt/Joe Biden Campaign Slogans
Carmex/Xmas Sex/Drunk Wedding Photog
Election Week/November Holidays/Jean Pays The Bet
Reasons To Be Vegan/Halloween Stuff/Bad Mayors
Halloween Songs/Fact or Bullcrap/Shaw & Brian Lunch